₦airaland Forum

Andriy Shevchenko, will definately Rise again. his ascension would definately be a suprise to Every Body. He is Coming up already. I wish him all the best!

I think i concur with that Idea. Ribadu, should declare his assets also. He holds an important position and money passes thru His table also. They get support from International Bodies. How do they Spend this cash. Let Him give account. he is trying to Fight corruption, so let me Teach by Example. He should declare his assets before he his asked to do so.

God HElp Naija

@kitaun

Chairman, I greet u o. Just wanna say Hello to you and know how you are doing.

Hope You saw Razor's Post?

I think she should be giving this title "MAMA PEACE OF NL"

Razorr:


ABEG ABEG O! I'M THROWING A PEACE CARD AT THE TWO OF YOU!

E DON DO ABEG.

My dear Razor, trust me. no more Fight from me. I don Don Gentle.

kitaun:
You remain just a muppet that would always be on parade!! Wimpish roman!

ahaha haha Am Not Suprised About ur ails, U dumbkit

Pls Nigerians, Dont get Decieved by those reports. They are all prevarications. Ribadu wount even try it. They are just trying to set up something. i think they have a very big plan. But God will expose them like he has always done.

kitaun:
Lmao . . as dumb as ever!! But then nice try @ least from now u would do more of the analysis than the ad-libbing "up blues, chelsea 4 life" stuff. Good to see that a 'brainsick' post could make u do d right thing! Cheers, BTW what did u expect Radiant to say about me?? If only u knew . . .lmao. As from now on be good!

Dumbkit, Why wount i say CHELSEA 4 LIFE? hey i am Proud of my Club. i dont know about u sha.

I actually was expecting Radiant to say how she feels about u, about ur Sick posts

Kituan , i am a good guy and would always be a good guy. You just try and change you ill-manner attitude

kitaun:
U don't live in Naija and u are sounding this pathetic!! BTW where do u reside? Lome or Abidjan? Mr Developer!! When would you for your personal use develop applications that would make your medulla function well? Or your brain needs to be flashed? Mr Up Blues, can u 4 once analyse your team's performance against Porto or d upcoming 1 against Arsenal and stop referring any further to me, you're getting me bored with your silly rants!! U aint telling me anything new yet your line of attack and defence is too weak to tango with me!

Kituan, i have never been to Lome or Abijan. maybe u have plans of going there or probably u stay there. thats ya own encumbrance.

if i would analyz my teams performance, it was stunning. The first Half, we were very strong  and bold. In the second half We played with caution and tried to slow the pace of the game.

Against the gunners on Sunday, i don't want to be too forward, but its certain that Chelsea would win the match. You also make sure you don't Refer to me. U aint only getting me bored with your airheaded posts, U are making me bored of Replying your posts.

Chelsea's line of attack is Okay for now. i am Confident with it. Drogba is in Form presently, Sheva is also Improving, As for the Line of defence its a pity Terry is most likely to be away for 6weeks, I think Essien would have lot of work to do.

I am more concerned now with the UECL match, not the Carling Cup final. But i wish my team The Best. I pray we come out Victorious. I am Very Sure And Confident we will.

Blues for Life!

kitaun:
Dumbware, d only set of people u roll with are the software boys of otigba, don't tell me s#@t 'bout IT because u got low a capacity not even quantifiable in kilobytes!! Bloody nuisance, I need to do some debugging scripts to rid d sports section of nitwits like u!! Bloody scallwag that doesnt even know what the Milk Cup is!! Retarded wimp!

Your Last post makes up 4767 brainsick posts you have posted on Nairaland. Dumbkit, I don't live in Nigeria. so i don't Know about the software boys of otigba. i think u know them. Cos birds of the same feathers flock together. Seems u hawk Software CD's

The Softwares i Develop aint those u will find on the street. Na Special ORder. Hope u are learning dumbkit

kitaun:
Hahahaha @dumbware, as dumb as ever!! How many of my almost 5000posts do u really want to scrutinize? U've shown d degree of shallowness of your medulla! U r an MCSD and so bleeping what? U think u can brandish that here and earn any respect? I could list 10 IT pros with beta recognised certifications here in the sports section and other professionals too without batting an eyelid, so who d heck r u?

I Dont need to brandish anyone 2 earn respect. People Respect me cos dats the same thing i do to people. u dont need to list 10 IT pros on NL to me. i know them too. infact i know more than 20.

is that okay demented kitaun?

@ Radiant

What do u think about this kituan guy?

Nella:
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! yea i fell u, absolutly d right thing 2 do!!!(loads of peper not even small!)
seriously this pastors r unbeliveable!!! n d slaping part: wats that all about?? " just what kind of demon is d pastor trying to slap out of the person??"
2 break it down :
people who u c in TV n such pastor churches that just fall down before d pastor even gets 2 touch the person = ( dey fall before d pastor gets 2 them bcuz dey r afraidman, ! omo na who no go fall, before d pastor come clear u fall 4 ground?? or worst , give u one dirty slap?)lololololol

Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? : I no want that kind of diliverance!! d pastor when want delive me, MAKE HIM GO DELIVER HIMSELF B4 E DEY COME DELIVER ME!!!

My sister, Welcome o. Good to have u online today!

Those people who fall before past near them, are people wey dey fear. or maybe the pastor don Organize himself. Do u know some pastors rent  people to Behave like they have really been touched by the holy spirit.

A freind Told me her pastor who is single, Invited her to his house. I just immidiately advised her to go there with a sharp cutlass in her Bag.

so That she can Deal with him very well

Take care my sister!

kitaun:
Where are the true blues in the house?? Did all these newbie roaches kidnap and gag their mouths?? @Dumbware, do you know just how foolish u sound?? Being on drugs that cheap aint doing u any good u know? Now, quit it and lets see if by discussing footie proper u could have your image redeemed!

@kitaun

am not suprise u call yourself a fool. because i know u are an anserine.  Sorry i wount submit to your poor fish judgements. You are not in any position to Redeem anyones image. and if u would do, Check yourself First and redeem Your Image.

Just see for yourself. See all the posts Your have sent to Diffrent threads. You have always been Rude due to your imbecility, and i think u will always be.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=16890;sa=showPosts

Radiant:
I'm a die hard Barcelona fan   No darl, I don't live in Ladipo  

Radiant, I like Your Spirit. DIE HARD BARCA

Waiting to see what Barca would do when dey visit Lpool.

kitaun:
Dumbware, are u one of those software cd hawkers at Computer Village? U remind me of them!

Kitaun, Sorry i am not one of those, Neither do i fall into their class. I am a Microsoft Certified Software Developer. I shouldnt be telling u this, because i gat better things to do with my time. 

Radiant:
lmao. . . I don't know you but you sound like them Ladipo fellaz

Radiant, which FC do u support? And also, say me hi to the guys in ladipo who are chelsea fans. do u also live in ladipo?

debosky:
So that is also typographical eh? I don't blame you, as Rad said Ladipo boys don't know how to spell, its part of not knowing much

Sorry o, since u dont blame me, who do u want to blame

Radiant:
Software, the few I know barely know about football. Only one guy I know is quite good in football.

No hard feelings but Chelsea fans don't know much. D'u live in Ladipo, Lagos?   That's where you find your kind

Radiant, i think It is wrong to come to a conclusion, that chelsea fans dont know much about football. Sorry i dont live in Ladipo.  What kind of person am i? cos u talk like u know me somwhere.

Wat makes u feel My type is in Ladipo?

justkunmi:
over 20 games in the EPL says so. .

oh, the goal is worth 30 million pounds abi?

nonsense

@ Justkunmi

I didnt say the goal worts 30million pounds. But i think He made Chelsea's day yesterday. He should be commended for that. I think he is improving. I am Confident he would give more goals in subsequent matches.

kitaun:
Dumbware, do u really deserve a response from me? A hellish No!! Cos I see u are so absofcukinglutely stupid even your friends would be ashamed of u!! Bloody waste of space! I roll with your poppas not with nitwits and roaches like u!

@Kitaun

I don't need any response from u. You are just a bunch of half-wit

Radiant:
lmao@ software

The people that support Chelsea are people who don't know much about football and especially the guys who can't play either. Sorry to say that 

@ Radiant

If i may ask please, how many chelsea fans do u know?

debosky:
Kit this dude is a muppet talking shyte, we will have our first 'loose' on sunday? boy go back to kindergarten and learn your ABCs

just ignore him, he talks crap out of his arse all day on this thread, i'm no longer surprised.

@ debo

Seems u havent heared of typographical error. Try and study more about that. Do u want me to Check all your post on this thread and show u all your flaws

Razorr:
That Porto matched turned out just as I predicted. It was so tough! Those guys played us so well! Infact they played much better. Half the time, my heart was in my mouth! But I am so happy that we came out with an advantage.

It is so unfortunate though, that our string of bad luck as still not been broken.  First it was John Terry getting injured again at the beginning of the match, and then we had to leave the field with about a hundred yellow cards! SCARY! I think we need to employ a minister to say special prayers for all our players, for these to end. 

@Razor

Up chelsea o

It was a very skillful match. lets just pray for Jterry and hope he gets well soon. i beleive God for a miracle for him. It would be nice if he shows on the field of play against the gunners on Sunday!

Nella:
hey Soft ware, i dey fine O, all diz our church don tire me!!
lolololol!!! i would love 2 attend such Churches 4 once!! n c how it's like!

My sister, abeg no go attend such church o, u sabi say u be girl, the pastor fit go cheat u o. but if na guy now, the guy fit craize sef, make he Pull hin shirt.

I fit give u adress to that kind church for Lag, Port, Benin
If u go go, put small pepper inside ur bag. so u go fit pour the pastor pepper for hin face

If u do such, God is using u to open his spirituall eyes. u feel me?

Chop up!

kitaun:
Imagine Moaninghole celebrating a Milk cup achievement?? Couldnt the bloody journalists just remind d bigmouthed fool that the big managers never reckoned with the Milk cup years back? Or its now time to equate Carling cup to UECL?

Who u be sef? wats the meaning of milk cup? Is that the cup u play in Ajegunle "Milk Cup" nway, that sounds demented. I am not really suprise, u are from Ajegunle. So we should expect more dazed act from u

Chelsea for life
We controlled the match against FCporto

Who say Sheva was a waste of money, Porto Match, i think proves them all wrong

Blues for Life
Arsenal should be ready to have their first loose On sunday. we go break their dirty Record.

Champions 4 life

Check out this stuff from Mourhino. wat do u guys think?


Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has made a sly dig towards Arsenal chief Arsene Wenger ahead of Sunday's Carling Cup final.

The former Porto boss, speaking ahead of the Champions League tie against his former club, made reference to the fact that Wenger has never won the competition.

Wenger took the Gunners all the way to the final last season but Barcelona came from behind to triumph 2-1.

"If I have pressure, imagine the other managers," stated Mourinho.

"I don't think it's a [big] deal.

"We have the ambition and ambition is important. It's very important to have desire. I want to do it, it's also crucial but, at the same time, we are not kids anymore - we are more mature and not stupid.

"We are intelligent and know it's a very difficult competition to win. Many great managers in the world never did it.

"We have a big example not far from us. Arsene Wenger is a top manager in the world but he never did it. You're laughing but I'm not laughing. I'm speaking seriously.

"He's a big manager in the world of football but he never did it.

"I did it once. Thank God for that. I had that privilege."


http://www.eurosport.com/football/english-league-cup/2006-2007/sport_sto1093191.shtml

Nella:
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool can't help laughin ma ass off, after reading d coment above!!
all those stuffs r fake men!! i seriously don't know what 2 sy!! it's just soooooo fake!!!!

Hey Software, your coment got me rolling n laughing all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolololololololololololol!!! kai!! Naija Pastors!!!!

how u dey nella?

These pastors are all over the place in naija o. I think presently in Nigeria, to become rich, u must become either a pastor or go into Agriculture.

If u must be a pastor, u must know how to package urself. i mean ur presentation must be very Very Balm.

And things liking slapping, Raking and even suffocating u with Co2 from their Mouth to make u cough e.t.c

Make God dey help us.

I still stike to my point, any pastors who tries dat with me, will also know i am a servant of God in that same direction. we go show ourselves pepper. during and after church Service

Safe y'all

Sure, todays match, would be a bit difficult. But i am very very sure and confident in Chelsea. haba we dey like say drogba don die. Drogba is still there. dont lets be suprise today is shevi give a goal. I am sure he would score today if he is used in the line up.

Make we take prayer push am o.
It is well.

Victory is sure and certain.
Champions for Every
Blues for Life!

@ swing4real

BABA PEACE! I DEY FEEL U JARE.

lets just advice whosoever is in this situation. Something that will do him Good.

As 4 me, the business is not a good one. it is simply CRIME. lets put purselves in the shoes of the frauded Victim.

There are better business we can do, that does not Bring it Crime. Lots of things installed in us By God.

check out this thread on NL for some self employment tips https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-40212.0.html

Safe!

@ Topic

Dont lets blame, those who say love does not exist. it could be as a result of an earlier instance. Maybe a guy showing a girl lots of love, an the girl eventually Cheats on him. e.t.c

But Love exists. Its just very very scarce.
The love u will easily find these days, is the love of Money and Sex

@Topic

Yes i think it is a great thing to Fall in love. But its kinda difficult these days. Most girls and guys out there want one thing or the other in a relationship.

If one is lucky enough to fall in the real love, I think its Best to Hold on to it firmly.

Safe!

Its not only Raking o. Some pastors slap. They give people dirty slap, in the name of "RECEIVE THE HOLY GHOST" Make God Help us o.

I was in a church, some times ago. to witness the ordination of a friend, who became a worker in the church. The pastor called the new workers in the church to fall out and be on a line.They were asked to close their eyes and Pray. I noticed the pastor slapping them a double slap. i mean both the left and right cheek.

After the church program, i asked my friend, and he said the pastors palms were so strong and thick. But Been a new worker he could not Complain.


May God Help us o. If na me, i cant take such in the name of ordination o. i go give the pastor backhand slap whalai

Razorr:
Hey, you guys saw Drogba's new hair-do. I think it makes more sense than his previous ones. I was beginning to wonder who his hair stylist was, so I could give him/her a good spank.     
He is no more looking as ugly as I used to think he was. He is looking sexy now.           

Razor

Nice topic here o. Thumbs Up Seun.

been self employed is the best option to working under someone else. I think then, ones scope of thinking would be very high.

One needs a skill, i think dats very important. Prayers is also needed. Best of Luck

agnesoseka:
This is Serious!Q

Very serious question. but whats ur own opinion. Do u support the raking pastors? Enjoy

ehie007:
ALL U FAKE CHELSEA FANS
HOW MANY OF U KNEW CHELSEA B4 IT WAS BOUGHT BY ABRAHAMOVIC.
IF U NOTICE A LOT OF CHELSEA FANS IN NIGERIA ARE IGBOS COS IGBOS LIKE MONEY.
ANYWAY ONCE U SEE A CHAMPION U KNOW HE IS A CHAMPION(MAN UTD 4 LIFE)
MAN UTD FANS ARE THE TRUE FANS.
EVEN ARSENAL FANS NEW ARSENAL ONLY WHEN KANU STARTED PLAYING FOR THEM!!!!!!!

what tha hell is wrong with u. i think lyssa is right. Your day must have been spoilt. Cant u just creat a thread 4 ur self MAN U watever,

Abeg make we no see u again for this room o. ODE Who tell u say na only Igbo's be chelsea fan. I be Typical Yoruba man.

DEAR CHELSEA FANS.

THIS IS TO WISH U ALL, HAPPY VAL'S DAY! HOPE TO MEET YOU GUYS ONLINE LATER.
LETS MAKE IT A MEMORABLE DAY!

CHEERS!

Val Day,

95% of naija girls would prefer something real. things like cosmetics, jewelries, As a guy, u should know what ur Girl likes.

Dont Give her something which could cause breakUP. Cos some guys dey talk of Buying bread for her. nway, if u can scope her that the bread is from USA, maybe dat will reserve ur slap till she finds out say na Agege BRead u re-package

GoodLuck Guys.

@Females

Why aint u guys, talking more about what u are gonna get ur Guy. its Unfair o. Girls share ideas. Let the guys also help. same way u ladies are helping now.

GoodLuck Everybody.
Make that day a Memorable day!