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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 2:44pm On Feb 13, 2007
@lysa

My sister, i feel u jare. i will be online tommorw.


Chelsea for Life
Blue is the color
Champions for Life!
Chelsea RULES!
Christianity EtcRe: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by software(m): 10:18pm On Feb 12, 2007
@ bari-kade

My guy my Guy, wetin dey happen? How body? I hope say ur Body still dey inside ur cloth? I just say make i holla u. take care Bro.
Christianity EtcRe: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by software(m): 10:16pm On Feb 12, 2007
@gospelman

Though, i see sense in ur comments, on this thread. But if i may ask, Where in the bible did Jesus Christ, or any other Apostle, who performed miracles in the bible did things, like raking e.t.c?

I really cant figure it out. But i think The spirit of God is calm and not the Raking type. I dont think this men of God who rake, do it as a result of Direction from the HolySprit. IT is now a normal thing in churches these days. they must rake, they must Push with force.

I think we all just have to be carefull.

Also Gospelman, The issue of the holy sprit, u. u are not a marketer of the holy spirit. Having the Holysprit in ones life, is as a result of self denial from Sin, williness and real sincerity with God. How come u say u laid hands on your Brother, and he immidieatley recieved the Power of the Holy Spirit. DO u even think speaking in tounges signifies, the presence of the Holy Spirit?

Lets be carefull please. The end of the World is Near. Many Doctrines, has began to come up. Lets just be more prayerfull and watchfull

God Help us.

I no be pastor o, cos if any pastor rake me, i go ask am wetin he chop, by Giving him one better Upper-cut Like Cyrax for Mortal Kombat grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 9:11pm On Feb 12, 2007
Una no go kiil me for this thread. All my teeth don nearly fall commot.

@ Razoor, watch out for Niaraland guys, for the show that day o.

ANy guy wey tooo loook u, just suspect say, na someone from NAiraland.
Take note of Akolawole.

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 9:26pm On Feb 11, 2007
lysaa:
i don't get it too, he rips the net off with any free kicks around the 18 area. DROGBA IS GOOD!!

Chelsea is gaining more grounds, like us or hate us,  na your toro.
My dear Sister, Chelsea is gaining more grounds o. expecially with the likes of drogba and mikel. Sky is our limit o.

Better they like us or they die been chumps.

CHelsea for Life,
BLue is the colour
Champions 4ever cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 2:46pm On Feb 11, 2007
pls, who can tell, whats behind drogba goals e.t.c the guy is becoming more than a star.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 7:46am On Feb 10, 2007
debosky:
What did you expect from the muppet? he's even outdone himself this time
debosky, why dont you just accept the fact, that you gunners are the muppets here!
And besides that cant you speak grammar? you guys are just some bunch of boofheads grin

Chelsea people, i Dey hail o
It seems Arsenal cant form a forum like this for themselves. All they can do is to Disturb other peacefull people. their body no dey stay one place. they jump all about the place putting their Big mouth, into Our discussion. hehe hehe hehe grin

Blues for Every
Mourhino For Life (Best coach the World has every produced!)
Champions for Ever.

Chop up chelsea fans.
Chop down Oh u Gunners grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 11:34pm On Feb 09, 2007
@Uche2nna

@debosky

WHat do you guys mean? am very sure u must be cretins. LEt me Copy my good sister LYSAA. SO- TO THE LEFT,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Your Nairaland Val? by software(m): 11:27pm On Feb 09, 2007
needeeg:
will love to hv beyunce as my val,
chairman, abeg u too too get long throat. b4 Beyoncee go gree 4u for val, u gats carry Private jet go propose to am.

why not nl girls. Niraland girls are beautifull. abi una no fine? Make una let us know now o. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 8:54pm On Feb 09, 2007
My chelsea people, make una read thisi stuffs. i stumbled on it, and found it funny.


Because am an expensive guy with an expensive babe, i decided to buy my expensive babe an expensive phone. loaded with expensive credit. One day i decided to go in my expensive suit to visit my expensive babe in her expensive flat to take her to an expensive restaurant. On getting there, she was having her bath in the bathroom. suddenly her expensive phone rang, the caller I.D showed MUGU ONE, as an expensive guy, i laughed that this poor guys wont stop disturbing my babe. but as a guy, i reasoned "what might this girl save my name with, 'maybe Honey as she fondly calls me" i decided to dial her number. Guess what i saw MUGU 17. can u believehuh?Girls are really terrible, laugh it off



Na so gunners girls dey do





Chelsea 4 life. n
blue is the color
BLues for life
Champions for ever
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Your Nairaland Val? by software(m): 2:43pm On Feb 09, 2007
kike001:
my VAL is mE MySElF N I
Hi kike, would u be my val on nairaland?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Your Nairaland Val? by software(m): 2:42pm On Feb 09, 2007
Na wa o. Everybody just dey organize one thing or the other for themselves. na only me dey look like beans. Abeg make una consider me. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 11:05am On Feb 09, 2007
My chelsea people i hail una o. happy val in advance o. All our Enemy make dem no near here. Premiership, Carling, FA, UEFA, Na we get all the cup. No shaken. Blues for LIFE!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 3:48pm On Feb 08, 2007
@ Razor

That was a very funny one. My teeth sef nearly fall down. serious o. Enjoy. pls post more more more
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 11:09pm On Feb 07, 2007
@ Razor

It's good to be in Lov. no mind anybody wey dey jealous u. especially, those guys wey dey jealous. make i no begin mention name. dem sabi themselves. chop up wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:52am On Feb 07, 2007
JOSE MOURHINO
JOSE MOURHINO
JOSE MOURHINO
JOSE MOURHINO
JOSE MOURHINO
JOSE MOURHINO

BEST MANAGER FOOTBALL HAS EVERY PRODUCED HEHE HEHE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:40am On Feb 07, 2007
lalaboi:
i knw say dm go post. bt no reply am. if u 1 reply u fit go dia thread
My brother, its not that easy to see dem go free like that. Chelsea fans, we aint cowards. we can stand for everything we say.

But anyway like they say, silence if the best answer fo a ---- maybe i will rest my case there.

BABA PEACE THANK U JARE

God go butter ya bread,

If butter dey already, God go Add JAM put hehe hehe hehe grin

But for gunner o NA SAND SAND GOD GO PUT FOR ALL THEIR FOOD angry

bless u BABA PEACE. NO MORE WAR AGAIN grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:16am On Feb 07, 2007
lalaboi:
or go to d arsenal thread. dy are using you to disturb this thread.
BABA PEACE, i wouldnt know which side you support. i will like to point something out. Chelsea fans are always Gentle, we dont fight, we accept defeat when we are. but the gunners dont, even when they were floged by bolton FC.

But as u talk no more wahala again, but tell them not to post any more shits on this particular thread. lets stay seperate, chelsea for chelsea and Gunners keep their own side. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:12am On Feb 07, 2007
One simple reason, why the gunners wount progress is simply because they dont admit faults and also, they dont admit the realism that, they are only a sedoncary school football club. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:10am On Feb 07, 2007
One simple reason, why the gunners wount progress is simply because they dont admit faults and also take the fact that, they are only a sedoncary school football club. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:04am On Feb 07, 2007
CHELSEA FOR LIFE

BLUES FOR LIFE

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

any rivals? reply if you think say u get mouth grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:01am On Feb 07, 2007
arsenal fnas. why dont you guys leave this room? you guys are so fetor ;d
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 11:59pm On Feb 06, 2007
re: kitaun

kitaun, you dont need to feel bruised. but if you do thats simply your trouble. i hope you can sit and learn what "also-rans" means http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/also-rans why dont you lets forget about also-rans and lets talk about point difference.


re: loyika

Na wetin u dey try talk sef? are u sure you are from this earth? hope no be say you come from mars or , grin

Chelsea for life
Blues for Life
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 2:04pm On Feb 06, 2007
loyika:
Oboy

Kituan now i feel you, We have selective views on this forum, when we discuss our club and express honest views, they all either laugh or keep quiet, but when it comes to them and their funny supporters (Software grin), then they go ballistic huh

Guess thats just the way of the World. Like i said; To be expected wink

I leave Chelsea to the Chelseians once and for all!!!Last post for me on this Thread

cool GOONER 89

P.S. If there are any Mancs reading this, do not hold your breathe, yours is a totally different case!! Its my duty to taunt you with every last fibre in my body, and i promise to uphold that cool Couldn't do less as a GOONER cool
Kituan,loyika and any other gunners buffs, since u have decided to stay with the also-rans,its left to u guys. I appreciate your final decisiveness, GIVE CHELSEA THE DUE RESPECT. 11 points aint Joke man.

Stay foiled, as a gunners.

Chealsea Champions for life
Blues for ever
CHELSEA PEOPLE MAKE UNA HOLLA, grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 1:45pm On Feb 06, 2007
Abeg, na how we go take block all this gunners from this forum. they are just so naughty and a bunch of falderol. Better accept the fact or you die been a chump grin

Up c helsea for life
Champions for ever, smiley
I Love Chelsea, I love blues
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 7:51am On Feb 06, 2007
Uche2nna:
And the moral of your story is,,,,,,, undecided
Chairman i no understand u o. se na me u dey try reply? which side u dey abeg? gunners or chelsea. na tru talk i dey talk o. what wenger could not acheive in 9years, mourhino is acheiving in 3years. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 7:44am On Feb 06, 2007
lysaa:
hey guys, Lampard's just put in a beautiful goal against Chalton!!!!
I dey feel u jare my sister. see the nonsense wey arsenal play over the weekend. infact if carling cup judges get sense them suppose bring the cup come our stamford bridge even before them play the match. na we get alll the cups the eseason. Help me pass this good news. Champions for Life, Blues for Life. Gunners is a secondary school football team. dem be pikin Mourhino is doing in 3years wat wenger struggled to acheive in 10years. can u imagine, cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by software(m): 11:38pm On Feb 05, 2007
bari_kade:
Hehehe!! You have me in stitches! grin

Bo, school dey there - I just came back home for hols, and my 'reserve' dollar don nearly finish. In a few weeks I go vamoose from naija again (without the anointing oil from that dear lady)! cheesy
hehe hehe as $$$ no con dey again u sef fit do some chap chap bizz. try buy some olive oil for market, package and turn into pastor. Wish u nice trip back smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by software(m): 11:07pm On Feb 05, 2007
bari_kade:
Na wah! undecided
I double your yarnings. Not so long ago when 'yours truly' was about janding for school to the West, one of my neighbours gave me a gift of 'anointing oil' to hang my faith on. Fair enough, I had not been brought up hanging on such; although I believe it has its proper place. When she discovered that I had not used it until I came back home to naija for holidays, she went gaga dotty! Me, as I'm not used to keeping up with an atmosphere with people, I simply tried to return her bottle to her with liquid contents intact!

Anyway, talk later.
TEMI, abeg no follow them use annointing Oil o. a pastor was arested by the police, he produces this annointing oil and what he does, is to mix it up with some charms. when the person uses, he or she falls sick, Hw would be the only one execpt God or another higher Witch doctor like him to solve the sickness. Make God just dey protect us. We are in a world full of many many strange things. i just like to pipe low. i beleive strongly in the bible. thats why no pastor can rake me. cos that pastor go tell me where Jesus christ rake person for bible, How school, smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by software(m): 9:53pm On Feb 05, 2007
bari_kade:
Correct guy! Even when everything na for naija, oyinbo get their own way of initiating and negotiating the corners! grin
My brother, i feel u jare.
If any pastor try that raking thing with me en, make hin just pray say na when i dey vex, cos i no go take am easy at all. i no one sabi maybe na pastor abi na imam. how many in the places in the bible, where Jesus christ performed miracles, how many did he even touch the people. JESUS PREACHES BELEIVE AND YOU WILL BE WELL. But naija people now take pastors like God. Infact very very soon, if doctors no carefull Pastors go take over their Job. pastors don dey prescribe Annointing oil and Holy "Mimo"handcherchief. These things, to me i see them as formalties. people now take this things like small gods. make i no begin dey talk like parrot. make i keep shut here. later

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