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Well,

We only have current or defending champions
Nothing like everlasting champs,
So make others take a chill pill,
To all the slain queens out there who refuse to do something productive with your lives,
Hmmmm,
I pity ya future husbands..

80million kheee Abi 99% of the entire population Or do you want to call the epileptic power supply electricity? Naija which way God Bless Nigeria

Mods
Una fall my hand big time
Of all the constructive posts lying there in different sections na this yeye post you chose to push to the FP.
Make NL great again
Hit like if the mod fumbled.
Share if you don't care.

Hello Nlanders

I urgently need 10,000 old layers
Within ogun state
Pls it doesn't matter if you have just 1000 or 5000,
Just contact me and let's negotiate

Pls mods,
Help push this to the front page so a brother could make some cash legitimately.
cc:lalasticlala

But what's with the latest trend of stripping criminals of their clothes once they are caught,
Back to the matter
See their faces,
Ewu Gambia

Stay away from whatsoever is getting on ma nerves, Go to a quiet place, Most of all, I count my steps while walking away, It takes my mind off the gadamn thing.

I. Think they do
But they have their church hospital,
Their challenge is the hospitals are not everywhere especially in the cases of emergency,
That was how a lil boy lost his life in ma neighborhood all in the name of some religious believes.
For a better understanding visit jw.org

This attention seeking tweeter guy is just
Capitalizing on the Yoruba culture
Knowing fully well that it frowns at people using left hand to give or receive anything.

Are they into sales or installation or both

Is this the height of their stewpidity or desperation,
How can you chose to be a #Fake__SARS especially now when the country is at war with them.
Bad market/wrong investment

That moment when you've gotten to the bus stop and she remembers she forgot to buy something at the other end of the market
Meanwhile na you carry everything una buy for market
You'll be like kuku kee me

To me I don't think there's any app that can prolong you phone's battery life Instead it drains it. Make sure you have used some of these apps before quoting me.

If you wear fine clothes You use iPhone You look fresh You have afro hair cut Hmmm, you drive a car You have an int'l number, even if it's Benin republic You have piercing in or tattoo, ahhhhhgg, You are their major target Infact to those yeye SARS it is a crime to be a youth and living well. Don't #EndSars #Endsars_brutality. Period.......

Can't relate to any of these, Never gone on tour before Only family vacations But like my Ghanaian people would always say "Travel and see"

I don't support the notion to scrap them completely. They should just set up a policy to keep them in check And they need a psychiatric evaluation. #Endsars_brutality

FIFA ranking or not Super Eagles is still a thorn in their flesh.

With this man throwing his weight behind the #Endsars campaign Two things are involved, It's either he was once a victim of their victimisatoin or Hes just trying to flow with the tide.

Was he not the one that has been performing when there was mammoth crowd before
Crowd ooo, no crowd oo
His money has been paid even before he arrived there,
I just pity the organizers.

Hmmmm
I know for sure that just like in Libya
Our Nigerian brothers constitute a very large number of foreign prisons,
Our quest for greener pastures in the diaspora has beclouded our sense of reasoning and has blinded us for seeing the dangers of entering another man's land illegally.

Awon omo jatijati, Child of the world, They have spoilt to the skull. Somebody's future wife I pity this our generation

I hope this is not one their political antics to douse the public tension
With the claim that we are looking into it.
Nigerians has been looking into matters that concerns the public since 12000BC

Edris is like a fallen hero
And instead of him to pick himself back up and face his music career he is busy trying to stay relevant through a wrong medium.
#help_salvage _edris.

We have eight cool special ways you can salvage the situation or make these ladies learn a lesson or two for coming on a date with friends. But try these at your own stake oooo!!

The list goes thus:

1. Take up her order and ignore her friend(s). Act like you don’t know them and you don’t care.

This is just what you should do in the situation; the easiest thing you can do. Just be like, “You didn’t tell me you were coming with your friends. I won’t be responsible for them. Are we going to continue with our date or move it for another day?”

That way, she’d know poo just got real. If she however thinks her friends must stay, ask her to share her food with her wonderful friends. It’s not wickedness, you are just sticking to the original plan of the date.

2. Give her friend(s) all your attention, make them feel very important and leave your main date wondering what happened.

This is going to be vintage! Another way to make her realize she made a huge mistake by coming along with friends on a date with friends. To make it worse for her, you can even start flirting with her friends.

Tell them some sweet words that are sure to pierce through your date’s heart. Go as far as taking the number of her friend(s) and make sure your girl sees it.

Don’t worry, you won’t see her friend(s) again on any date. Not even on your wedding day. And you won’t also see her number on your phone again. Your girl would do the needful. Lesson learnt, problem solved, forever!

3. Ask all of them to order to their fill, even make ‘take-away’ plans for them. Then, you run away.

This is one of the more wicked things to do to your date and her friend(s). It might look difficult to achieve because you pay at the counter before taking the food away, but I have a way you can pull the stunt.

When they come, you don’t just go to order immediately. You get familiar first. Then you ask them what they would like. Tell them to feel free and eat whatever. Even make them feel like you knew they would be coming.

Ask them to make the order and that you need to either pee/answer a call…or better still, fake call and walk away to look for network. Or tell them you forgot your card in the car. Just get them to go to the counter and fool themselves.

Then, you VANISH! Not only will your date learn the lesson, the atenu friends will learn too. Next time she won’t come on a date with friends.

4. Run as soon as you see her appear with her friend(s). Abort the date!

This one may look cowardly, but it’s a possible solution for those times when you really don’t have money to cater for anyone more than your date. When you can’t take it on, better to run away and live to fight another day.

So here is how you pull this off. The moment you sight them from afar, put your phone for airplane mode. Find a way to run off from the other side if there is one, or just look for a way to disappear.

Call her later in the night, give her an excuse, and complain that the network was fluctuating. Use that money you for spend, buy better fufu and soup. You better spend the money on yourself than on random people.

Another way to escape this situation, in case you were caught off guard, and she already appeared with her friends is to fake an ‘important’ call. Step out with your phones and wallet, disappear, switch off your phones!

5. Buy water for yourself and for all of them.

What better way to make a statement than to do something they will not recover from in years! Buy only bottled water for all including yourself. Since you all are now having a conference, there should be no heavy meal. Water should serve the purpose! lol.

6. As soon as they arrive, buy your meal, take away, and leave them wondering where you are going.

This method is going to require you being totally mean. Just rise from your seat the moment you see them, step to the counter and order for your meal in a take away pack.

Smile at them, say hello and walk out like you were not even there for a date in the first place. She will get the message without you having to say much.

7. Buy only for yourself and make them watch you.

You can as well use this as an alternative as number 6 above. Instead of buying the food and walking out, be more daring by taking the food to their table.

Sit and eat away, smiling and chatting like you don’t even have a clue what’s going on in their heads.

8. Buy one meatpie and break it to all of them like you are breaking “holy communion.”

This is the final and most savage of them all.

Since your date has chosen to bring a friend or friends along, apply the law of diminishing returns. The more they are, the lesser your budget.

Get one meatpie and break it into the number of friends present, including your date and yourself. Equal parts, well divided. Eat and be merry, there is love in sharing. What better way to show generousity and chilvary? lol.

That’s it for this week. If you know other sweeter ways to punish girls for coming on a date with friends, please share with us in the comments below.

Which of the eight ways do you like most?

Never had the experience, its mostly hearsay and the closest i ever had were on nollywood movies.
To clear my curiosity and broaden my knowledge on inter religion relationships.
I believe a couple of persons here on NL would have had their fair share on the said topic.
I just want you to share your experiences,
Hit or miss?
How did it end?
How did you made it work
And how challenging is it?

Saw this on my ig page and couldn't stop laughing.
Some people no just dey mind their business.

Silicone
A ticking time bomb�

WTF
Whats fricking wrong with these boys sef
He should be checked or maybe he wants to be the next bobrisky.

I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari is the president , his wife hadn't made Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does? This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are "sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.
14- HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days are numbered
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?
Please support and honour Nigeria Ex- first lady...

Don't laugh alone.
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!!
Dis message "we are reading" "diaris god o"

The woman should also re-sue her husband for depositing ugly semen into her thereby resulting in the birth of ugly offsprings

I wouldn't know what am capable of doing in situations like until it happens to me, which i believe would never happen..

Op, have u forgotten that prophets dont have value where they are born
Let them come,
In my father's house there's room enough t receive them.