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cummando:
Sunday--Ewa 20 kobo yam 20 kobo two eggs 10 kobo.(as Omo baba olowo). Food fit for 3 people. Keep the remaining 50 kobo for monday.
Monday balewa 5 kobo
Walle ice cream 5 kobo.....as chairman.
Ice cream one one kobo for my friends.5 kobo
.................and change of 35 kobo still remain.
School party money 10 naira! Big primary school o



Nigeria! Where did we go wrong?

What I was told was dat if d foundation is faulty what can d builder do,
bt in Nigeria's case d foundation is very solid.only God know where we got it wrong.
#ISTANDWITHNIGERIA...

ichommy:
Chai, I can Remember o. Where U get this Solidkay?

stumbled upon it on d net ni oo.

Share far n wide for d indomie generation.. And if u can relate to dis,share ur experience.

If u r indeed a lover of good music (rap) then u got to download dis. His name is SLIMFIT,D track is kunta kunte, he's raw,up n coming n needs all d publicity he can get. Pls help shape a destiny. To music bloggers EPP upload it l,u won't regret u did. u can reach me on 08060237686 WhatsApp.

I was busy looking at hw malnourished d guy look that I even forgot to notice d lady's beauty.

ichommy:
I'M Here Explorers.

Iya Shade, give me cold Kunnu, serve Funjosh, hahn, solidkay ellacute45 paschal47 Niyuu reginaeb Smellymouth SirWere carik augster too.

Biko make dem add ice cubes join cos my blood dey hot.

Benita27:
If you like go and propose to a guy.

Bea,didnt u c d letter(m)in front of ma name?

Olasco93:
YES! YES!! YES!!!
It's rare to see this happen in this part of the world. And if it happens, it means her mind has been totally made not to Lose the Guy seeing the qualities he posseses that she crave for.
It's just painful that 99.99% of her type (in this part of the world) are taken forgranted, their hearts broken and shattered to pieces...
I salute her rare Courage though. It's best when a woman Loves you more. She can sacrifice are all just to make you happy

A very valid point u got there.

What would u do if ur woman proposes to u as a guy will ur answer b a yes or a no?

I don't mean to b a religious bigot neither do I intend to stair up argument bt both religions bt rather I see it as a wake up call for us all


A devout Muslim got into a cab in London. She politely asked the 'Cab Driver' to turn off the radio because her religious doctrine forbade her listening to Music.

The Cab Driver politely asked her.. "why?".

His passenger replied:

"In the time of the Holy Prophet there was no Music, especially Western Music, which is the Music of the Infidel."

The Cab Driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the Cab and opened the door for his passenger to disembark.

The Arab Muslim was surprised and asked him:

"What are you doing?"

The Cab Driver answered:

"In the time of the Holy Prophet, there were no Taxis, no Bombs, no Plane Hijacks, no west invented Loud Speakers in Mosques that woke up newly born, the elderly and the sick at unearthly hours. Definitely no Suicide Attacks and no AK 47;

Only 'PEACE' everywhere.

So shut up, get Out of my Taxi and wait for a Camel."
source: sotava.com

SirWere:
I was lashed 24 strokes for suggesting our maths teacher was insane when he intentionally scored me 74 instead of 75....

On the bright side, that dashed any plans of making me a prefect then.

Wrong suggestion lol.
U will be like a swia anogo do am again sir.

Funjosh:
It was when we go to School 2 to go and play dice, some girls report us to our class teacher while she inform our year tutor. The beating was done on Assembly ground the following morning. I wish ground could open and swallow me that day.

That's d height of it,aside d beating the shame that accompanies it
"scape goat"

Davidhero:
csl...
I love French...

Same here bt our French teacher stopped coming to take us cos of our unseriousness..
wish I could turn back d hands of time.

Davidhero:
Yea... My worst beating in sch.

Exams has started, and i was sick. Our French teacher (female) came in with a male teacher. She asked for toiletries, those who havent summitted yet were told to come out of the class. I forgot mine and was trying to explain, she never payed attention. The beatings i recieved later formatted my brain. I wrote nothing throughout that day...

French-F9
lol.

M speeches just punish according to d law.

We all had dat crazy disciplinarian of a teacher back in high sch,
Share d unforgettable beatings u received plus d offense u committed.
Mine was wen my maths teacher caught me drawing my gf on d board, all of a sudden d whole class went quite, I initially thought they were feeling me,then I heard a clap from behind me,lo n behold it was my maths teacher,
the beating I received that day was legendary.
I still feel d pains anytime I remember d beating.Lol......

I hope there r sharks n crocodiles in that river,I dnt wanna hear later that any of them survived.
River Revolution.

When u get married to a mechanic who is used to drawing fuel from d carburetor with his mouth,
this is what u get when d pastor says "u may kiss ur bride"
cc:ichommy report here
source:facebook

ichommy:
Nah to Cover her with Blanket.
If i carry her to bed, she accuse me of Rape.
CC: Solidkay, wetin U go do?

Ahhhh, cc: ichommy, let's get to bridge first, ehnnn,when we get there we shall cross it.

Deacon cc:ichommy ur attention plss. basedcity247 pls check it out.

FuckTheMod:
If we catch any "Don't give a fûck" crew member

I feel u bro,i swear down u made my night.
2hands in da air for ya.

Its all abt time and chance

robosky02:
Sargio Ramos
he is in love with the colour red

Maybe he's a descendant of Dracula.

Different players with different xtics,so which player's name rings a bell in ur head wen u hear d sport broadcaster talking abt RED CARD.

Different players with different xtics,so which player name rings a bell in ur head wen u hear d sport broadcaster talking abt RED CARD.

Wish anyone and everyone on n off NL a Happy New Year 2017 With so much love.

kettle84:
let them accept that they weren't matured for marriage when they spewed trash about themselves on the internet .

It is well.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]2 mins silence for the guy in advance. . .

We can only at this point, pray, that she doesn't suggest "cowgirl" position at any point in the "other room". [/color]

cc: ichommy,come n crack ur ribs abeg
dude u said d exact thing dat came to my mind wen i first saw d pic.
bt u r blessed wit wicked thoughts bro.
" cowgirl "

cc: ichommy,chekitout. cc: basedcity247, read up, make una no vex say i dey disturb una oo,biko...

cc:citybased247 read up

cc: ichommy