₦airaland Forum

[quote author=mechanics post=84080999]The guy will mind his business next time, he should know that not everybody will be tall.[/Lol...meanwhile in yoruba their conversation goes this way:
Friend:ore o ti kuru ju oo oti e fe ga mo
Wizkid:mo kuru sugbon mo lowo ju iyalaya e ]

[quote author=LadyGCrueDKilaB post=84081083]I love this

My kids take my husband's name and I keep mine
while would I change my name because of a single dick? Not happening
Well unless he has a really prominent and influential last name[/Omo see aunty,aunty wey mumu]

[quote author=Netanya post=84033386]That Tolani is just so simple. I like it[/yeah,i like her for that]

[quote author=adioolayi post=84035967] ....before nko, Lithuania for that matter...carpenters and farmers [/You have no point bro,where were you when he did it against spain scoring back to back,where was messi then?]

[quote author=MrPsalmist post=84035988]Try it with Juventus then i will believe that you are the GOAT[/And let messi try it at Argentina too]

I opened this forum and this is the first thing i saw on the front page Truely,truely i tell you nairaland is useless

[quote author=Marvieduke post=83935971]I hope that handsome goal keeper that replace uzoho is also in the camp too[/Hope you wont be wet down there merely looking at him already]

The fact that you have money doesn't mean that you are living proof of God's wonders

[quote author=partnerbizn5 post=83920136]Dude is in weed. A man cannot be raped. But in law and in biology or medicine.

See s 357 Criminal code.

Or the case of Upahar v state.

I won't go into details about how the biological and medical part.

Btw, the guy made lots of grammatical errors

You are taken seriousLY; not serious. Example. No one took me SERIOUSLY.



It's that FATEFUL day, not faithful.

I did the corrections with love not i too know.
We all make mistakes. Nobody sabi all.

Finally who Engrish epp. lol[/And with this your comment i prophecy that three guys will gang rape you before the end of this year is Jesus name AMEN!!!]

[quote author=Koiikoii post=83919254]We will all give birth to a daughter that will make us proud and not some slayqueens[/And i pray we will not give birth to a daughter that will keep stealing sperm everywhere]

[quote author=generationz post=83878133]This babe's strength is mind blowing. She inspires me.

It just teaches us that you can be on your own jeje and life will just happen to you.

Will you throw in the towel or keep pushing knowing that you still have it better than millions out there?[/nah everytime them dey inspire you? I weak for your matter o]

[quote author=Should post=83776137]Shameful, after 2 red cards against little boys that's supposed to be playing under 12,
whose individual spermatozoa' hasn't even gotten to the stage of fertilizing an egg, drew match with you guys in your own home...
And you have the nerve to quote me...

Nigg, the joke's on you
Shameful indeed.. [/those same boys destroyed real madrid]

[quote author=softwerk post=83697587]Everton Tottenham GGOv2.5
Rangers Hearts Ov2.5
Thank me later OP [/Lol you are not serious]

[quote author=generationz post=83563311]I knew it would be poor peoples wedding. Only, poor people are brave enough to show their disdain for their better half on their wedding day.



Rich people have mastered the art of keeping up appearances in public.

I pity the lady she, she probably daydreamed that she would end up with Idris Elba only to end up with Idris the welder. [/what is this one saying....abeg shift]

Is this suppose to be news? i dont even understand what da f*ck is wrong with this usless platform sef

Congrates

[quote author=franchasng post=83257668]shutup! Did she invented anything new

Getting a first class in European or American or Canadian or Australian or even Asian university is very easy if you devote few hours of your time everyday to study and do the assignments your prof assigned to you.


Its not a big achievement bagging a first in a foreign institution, what white folks are more interested in is research, invention and using their brains and skills to create solutions to global challenges not doing your easy assignments and writing exams based on what they taught you, where lecturers want you to pass, unlike in Nigeria where lecturers and professors only derive joy when you fail or get a low grade in their course so you can come sort them or Bleep them like we have been hearing, so stop hailing her cos most Nigerians schooling in Nigeria will graduate with first class abroad if given the opportunity to travel out to study abroad.[/God bless you my sister,you've just said it all]

Cuppy my love

[quote author=Kellibae post=83045897]Rubbish, this boy's are not funny pls.. They should focus on their studies.

Boring! [/As in ehn.....even the song is rubbish]

[quote author=sonofanarchy post=83052148] just look at her 50 naira bread ynash[/lolz u are wicked]

Beautiful woman

Op which one be curvy actress again nah Thunder wan fire you abi? Last last go turn pornsite one day

But them no dey toast hoelosho nah

[quote author=Ladyhippolyta88 post=81552247]Not everywoman knows how to cook. It does not make such woman less of a woman if she is interested she can learn or get someone to be doing the cooking. I see nothing wrong there.
Men should learn how to cook to complement the ladies effort [You must be mad!]

Who notice chelsea has improve in today's game Abi nah only me notice?

Why is it that Davido close friends die year in year out If you remember last year(Tagbo and Dj olu) death.Am suspecting this davido

[quote author=WalkerMichael post=81177202]congratulations RASHIDI!

GGMU.. the color is forever RED..

i loved how we silenced the agbero fans yesterday poor lampard

IF YOU QUOTE ME, MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT A CHELSEA FAN ELSE I'LL FINISH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/Blue is the colour of the sky not red!!!]

[quote author=Angelfrost post=81162143]Go back to my earlier post where I gave Chelsea a 2-1 victory in all probability... If Chelsea was ever gonna beat United, it would never be more than a goal margin.[chelsea defeated man united 4-0 2016/2017 season do you remember?]

[quote author=amiibaby post=80417703]He doesnt love her if not having a child and keeping it a secret will be the least of his problem[u are mad i repeat u are mad!]

[quote author=Treasure17 post=80318096]People have been warned on several occasions to stop using earpiece while walking on the roads side especially those who back automobiles. May her soul rest in peace. [Oga see,this is no a earpiece issue, i was nearly knocked down today by a vehicle with speed passing one way today,can u imagine? nah God save me]