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chatinent:
My name na Chatinent. Back in Primary school, I was very poor in maths. Like I wouldn't even get four divided by four even if it was all we learnt that day..it was due to fear. Fear is not good in a child's life. The teacher flogged like an animal. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out and flogged. I mean flogged and emasculated in front of my female crushes. Did I even have crushes with my zero head?

One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out.

What's going on here?

Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, Chatinent, ​what’s up? How did you pass this exam?” I was all goose pimples. My cloud nine was hitting ten. And I was like ... "Well, na God o." Immediately in zero zero seconds, I started to feel the livers of a motivational speaker that I had already started educating people backside on how to persevere no matter the odd odds.

By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement. I was that dog two tails. Peacocks in my belly. When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in
maths? Or 100%? Omg.

I was feeling very anxious, sweaty, and happy now. Obviously, my dreams and prayers have been answered. My heart skipped many beats. The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. Oh, I could see the Mnesoma stealing glances at me...oh, many ants in my panties. It was unbelievable. I was all fly. My head is about to explode. Finally the teacher looked up and said, “One silly student here did not write his name on the paper and he scored 0%. Who hasn't received his paper yet?”

Rest is history. In life sha, let everyone respect themselves.

Well, make una share una experiences.

elonmuskbaby:
Stop exposing this little girl on social media.predators and sick men are all over the internet lurking around looking for children of careless parents to devour

elomuskbaby kee you there.
Living in fantasy

chatinent:
And you went there to do what?

Preach the gospel?

meeeed oo

People will only follow you when you are successful but when you fail they will criticize you.
Never laugh with anyone when you are successful because they are only there because of your success.When things go wrong for you,they will desert you.

Greenwood is going through hard times now,he will understand what life is all about at this point in time

Lastly fear women.The only gender to speak with the devil one on one.

The people that brought this cigarette of a thing use it sensibly but you see the problem of Africans ehn, Africans turned to their daily bread
Smh

WBworldwide:
Yes she did these for me

You are a simple Simpson
You shouldn't even be in a relationship sef. You are just wasting your time and energy

Well I think all still points down to high rate of poverty in the country.If the economy is actually good, you won't see this young children involving in this crime because they would definitely be in school by now or learning a skill.
The funniest thing is that some of these young youths are the ones feeding their parents I.e they are the bread winner of their family.So tell me how a parent want to caution that child and he or she would listen.Some of these parents cannot even feed their child talkless of sending them to school.So this children grow out of hand and can't be cautioned and also influenced by social media.
If the economy is good, this shits won't be happening

dominique:
But you don't feel for the people with male kids who go chopping off people's heads

This is what am talking about.You women will never accept you are wrong and listen to simple instructions.If those females are contented and composed enough, will they chop off their heads?
They should continue following those ritualists disguising as Yahoo boys then

HEAVEN4444:
my bros I no go anywhere. na conditions in my estate dey show me pepper but thank GOD all is resolved. trust you are well.

Yeah am good
Problem no dey finish sha
We go dey overcome am by the grace of God

inoki247:
Watch out Everton will relegate...


Person wey gt access to qualify players in Chelsea e no see dem use till Tuchel show up nd start using dem so well...

Life no be so my brother
The fact that A doesn't work for you doesn't mean B will not work
The last time I checked, Life was never fair, so let him try his luck once again

SmileDance:
so what do you want us to do? We should come and flog him for you? Congratulations, just know when your kids grow up they will also flog their wives since you allow yourself to be flogged.

Meaning she cannot unflog what has been floged Lol

Kriss216:
This is why you're a SIMPle man.

Ask yourself, if that girl is in the position to japa, will she consider you?

You guys should learn to differentiate between being in Love and being Foolish!

I owe you 10 bottles of.......

These women just dey chop Ned money anyhow
If Regina get sense so, she suppose don dey get bastard savings now because last last Ned go soon drop am

Funny enough,APC might not win this fvcking election

Iyaebe:
Lol,I have no access to the mail I used to open the account as it always direct me to continue the deactivation process in the mail box,do you have any other idea? well, chioma is David's wife when anyone likes it or not,they will fight just like Annie and Tuface but they surely belong to each other. Truth be told,does Sophie or mama Hailey posses any wifely qualities? if you are in David's shoe which of them will you choose to wife? Note this,there's always that woman for every single man no matter how randy he his so let's be happy that they finally figured out their differences.

And you told you Davido is married to Chioma?
You are so dumb to the extent of comparing these two to 2baba and is legal wife
As far as everyone is consined,Davido did no legal marriage with Chioma so Chioma remains a baby mama

obiekunie01:
i wonder where that '50 million' naija used second-hand Porsche car davido take assure chioma dey?

DAVIDO NA REAL DEFINITION OF YOOBA DEMON!

He smartly scammed all the women in his life and even jump and pass all their traps!

That's the way it should be or else these girls are ready to run to run you street if you are not wise

Not that I don't like marriage but the fear of women is the beginning of wisdom sometimes
Make I go marry make the babe come divorce me, share my asset to two abi?
It won't work
Besides,I can't marry an illiterate.The girl I will marry must be up to my standard abeg.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrr

Rubbish talk

Anyway if Nigerians like make them bring in another idiot as president

I will not follow them and suffer

I will get my covid 19 vaccine certificate or card plus my passport and get ready to japa

Says who

You too much abeg

This is really sad
Humans are heartless
Infact make I do sharperly commot from the shit hole called Nigeria

Buy why is the western world system so fvcked up, always favouring women?
If tables are turned,am sure that b*tch won't be arrested

No matter what you do in life,be careful of women
No matter how far you have gone, they can pull you down from no where
Be careful!

Why do you people associate everything with Yahoo boy?
Is it only a Yahoo boy that runs mad?
Nawa for una oo

One of the reasons why I can't help people

No thanks to bullhari

Lol.... Nigeria is finished

These stop girls will never be listen
Infact,I feel for anyone with female kids because they are always stubborn headed.

Pink pussy?
Like seriously?

Rubbish

HEAVEN4444:
Now everything that happens on this realm ( this 3 dimensional physical realm ) is a simulation of pre-programmed cosmic stories some of which you can find in the bible. And that includes sports. Everything that will happen is ordained even before the sports begin. The outcome is already known and the outcome is telling a story. Now it is important to note that every tribe on this planet is also part of the story and each tribe represents certain aspects of the story. I will pick 3 of the tribes in nigeria for example. The Yoruba, the Igbo and the Hausa / Fulani. The Igbo tribe represents spiritual global transition and when there is some form of spiritual shift or transition in the spiritual realm, the igbo tribe takes center stage because they represent transition. The hausa tribe represents after the transition has happened and a period of judgement. They are like the gods of the underworld aka the judges of a world that has transitioned into a fallen state. Then the hausa / fulani man will feature heavily. The yoruba man represents before the transition when the world is in a spiritually connected state meaning he represents a higher spiritual realm. And in knowing the role of these 3 tribes as well as all the tribes on the planet you can start to attain prophetical powers.

And so back to SPORTS. So when Nigeria beat egypt in the AFCON opening match I knew right there and then that the story has been told with that win and that was there purpose and they will be eliminated after. The story has been told with that win and the story, first of all the universe had it to where almost all the players were igbo so you know this is a story of transition. And what is the transition ? the defeat of Pharoah by the Israelites. THE PARTING OF THE RED SEA. The transition from bondage to freedom. THE TRANSITION FROM BONDAGE TO FREEDOM AS PHAROAH IS DEFEATED. And featuring heavily in killing the egyptian was MOSES simon. And igbos featured heavily in this cosmic story because as I said they represent TRANSITION and the story is a TRANSITION FROM BONDAGE TO FREEDOM AS THE RED SEA IS PARTED AND THE ISRAELITES REGAINED FREEDOM. MOSES KILLED THE EGYPTIAN. And so when you see the story has been told from the start you know you will be eliminated from the competition ( afcon )because you have played your role.

Same thing happened with the olympics basketball team. Full of igbo guys and so we know it was a story of transition. And america represents modern day pharoah who would not let those in bondage go ( the african americans aka the egyptians in bondage. ) and so when Nigeria defeated them in that opening game I knew the story had been told and their purpose was done. The story of transition as the israelites break away from pharoah. And so it’s a cosmic story of transition which is why igbo guys were featured and once that story was told I knew they would be eliminated after the fact as they have served their purpose. i knew they were not going anywhere after that win over usa

In concluson, all sports is a recreation of pre-programmed cosmic stories some of which can be found in the bible. THIS WORLD IS MORE SPIRITUAL THAN PHYSICAL. THE SPIRITUAL DRIVES THE PHYSICAL. when games are being played, higher powers control the players and move them around like chess pieces. And so a superstar is not really a superstar, he is just moved around by a bigger god who is the dominant aura and his chess piece just happens to be the avatar aka body of the so called super star in the flesh aka messi and ronaldo
Lalasticala this is front page material.

The big boss is back
Ladies and gentle men let's welcome the big boss

cosmatika:
Do I in anyway look like your fada?

SMH