₦airaland Forum

keetel:
This is my problem with guys after posting this rubbish and Other guys comment their own rubbish They'll be wondering why that their ugly friend Keep getting all the fine babes•

Unibenstudent:
1)helping her wash clothes
2)helping her write her exams
3)allowing her slap u playfully
4)giving her liberty to flirt with other guys when u r dating her
5)helping her carry her handbag
6)condoning her shouting on u
7)add urs

danieljoy:
I have for sale large quantities of cassava tubers,moringa seeds and leaves,cashew nuts,animal skin lik goat,cow,donkey,camel etc,wood,animal bones,grinded nigerian food ingredients like ogbono,egusi,chilipepper,cameroun pepper,suya spice.

MockinJay:
How much did you get your gsd? I'm considering getting one

solomonsojay:
Here's my Newest Babe (dats After D Super Babe I wana Marry On d 13&14 of March,2015) L:pL...
Sasha...pure GSD, Female @ 6weeks n 10week Respectively and "Roy" my elder Bro's Caucasian, Male @ 9weeks

daroseconcepts:
Bro, so who do u use now?. You can inbox me details. Thanks

Tonniey:
Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we buy petrol for N97 per litre
Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with all other things being equal, what is the expected price of petrol per litre?

Jonathan: N87. 

Teacher: Pls who award PhD to this man who doesn't know simple arithmetic?

Teacher: buhari what is d answer?

Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price, so our change formular is;
 If N119 changed to N49 
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27

Teacher: But they said u don't have certificate?

Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market woman can solve it.

Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE...



Even if change is inevitable, its not. buari/osibanjo dat will effect such.

fils1:
Nice trend! I remember my first brutality; XZXZZXZXZCA. Cyrax!
I can still rmember some 4-hit and 8-hit combos..
Down-Down-up, CCCC, back-C foward-forward-C, down-X! Finish Him!!!! XCABCZXXABCCZ, BRUTALITY! Flawless Victory...
Good old dayz......

Sile12:
7. Nintendo 64(Catridges).
Released- 1996
Games;

Ultimate Mortal Kombat
Street Fighter
Donkey Kong (Adventure)
Super Mario world(Adventure)
Mario Cart(Race)
soocer.

visasubagent:
You are very ignorant of what tyou are saying.
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Who said English can't be bad?
Respecting the use of 'spirit of english' it is apt there. Your interpretation of it as a clanger when you said that English has no spirit was gross. So OP was right with that usage. It's analogous to saying ' in the spirit of oneness'. Do you now say that oneness has no spirit?
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I could deduce that you have got just a smattering of the language hence should not throw stones since you live in a glass house.
Cheers.

MRAbudant:
your errors are much worse than the poster's own, because of your ignorance.
The poster did try to create awareness about the wrong use of english language with sincere intentions bt u took hold of the situation by disseminating misconceptions of grammar.
it might interest you to know that, the use of 'sure' as an adjunct is incorrect.
I am nt sure if u understood the real concept of concord, because, you would have known the right tenses of 'portray' to use if u did.
There is indeed something like good or bad english, jst because u have ineffective knowledge of words and their real meanings, does not delineate that u have to rebuff them.
in the parted I quoted, using a verb or an adjective as a noun is a grave offence, bro.
The last time I checked, there was no word like statment, maybe you meant to type statement
write up is nt an open compound word when it is a noun bt a hyphenated one, write-up.
finally, you should have sticked to the proverb that says: he who has no sin should cast the first stone, instead of being absolutely mean by writing him off with your repellent and detestable post.

visasubagent:
You are very ignorant of what tyou are saying.
=
Who said English can't be bad?
Respecting the use of 'spirit of english' it is apt there. Your interpretation of it as a clanger when you said that English has no spirit was gross. So OP was right with that usage. It's analogous to saying ' in the spirit of oneness'. Do you now say that oneness has no spirit?
=
I could deduce that you have got just a smattering of the language hence should not throw stones since you live in a glass house.
Cheers.

Keenysbojan:
I have been wondering why Nigerian students always use the word 'i was like ok' in every of their saying... I found it difficult to believe that 'i was like ok' is a correct short sentence, in English...

because I have sat down and think about this all over and over and over,and through research I found that there is no short sentence in English, like 'i was like ok'.. but some Nigerians are so terrible when it comes to the aspects of speaking or writing standard English...

A student of unilorin came to meet my big bro at home,and he said I have been trying your number since I left Lagos and I WAS LIKE OK LET ME CALL YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER TO CONFIRM..

immediately,I felt the 'spirit of bad English' in what he said above... since then I have been searching,I have been asking those who are highly educated and those who study English in universities.. if the use of I WAS LIKE OK is good to speak..

to nairelanders do any of you have anything to say about this topic... share your own points of view and let some 'BAD English speaker(s)' learn from you.. thanks

Yours Faithfully
k e e n y s b o j a n

gtswt: Thanks Solomon... I live in Warri. Wish u can guide me step by step to restore the tab back or u can leave ur contact on my inbox(gtswt13@gmail.com) whichever u think best..Thanks again

eyeview: This is a woman who at her age should have drawn closer to her maker but she instead uses her show to make derogatory statement against God and Jesus christ. A woman who at her age should have been contented with her looks after countless plastic surgeries,but she keep subjecting herself to more plastic and enhancing surgeries. Its sad that she never made it alive from this last one, its sadder that she died at the peak of vanity. It would be saddest if she didn't make peace with that God she fondly mocked while her other vain friends and transgenders laughed.
I would have said Rest in Peace but I would be lying if she didn't know God.

gtswt: Pls, I need ur help!
My little girl touched my allwinner A13 tablet and it was loading none stop, so i switched it off and restart it but its not booting pass the android logo. I have done a factory reset (recovery mode) but i get this message...failed (Invalid Argument). I reboot the tablet but still stuck on the logo.....What can i do to restore my tab pls? Note: the USB debugging is not activated

Romanciella: blah blah blah

hazard1759: pls gurus help out,i got myself a
brand new galaxy tab 3 bt upon
inserting my simcard,there is no
network...pls what am i nt
doing...pls help!!!

kingteeee: Solomon, tnx for dis enlighten words. Pls I really wish to go for bb playbook but I want to ask maybe playbook is almost d same with other tablet phones, pls can u put me trough mayb its advisable or I should choose another option?