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Shukuakukobambi:drinking kunu is better than drinking beer which u use to demand even hands in marriage with it,ur culture and religion agreed that u can dance with females drink beer and have sex with ur skimpy skirt mothers and sisters it's even something to b proud of,chewing goro is far better than cannibalizing people by pepper soup,eating monkey in d name of bush meat,eating apes,snails,tortoise,donkeys,dogs,bats,cricket,grasshopper and hyena infact there was an Christian Igbo named Hillary in d north asking if lizards belongs to one Alaji chief ,he was told that they are free to catch they belong to no one,and that's d day he tried as a proud child bkos he knows in his region any living organism was eaten by his ancestors there is nowhere he would see lizard available. Secondly u need to know that d first head slammer in d world was Jesus Christ since before the coming of prophet Mohammad,Jesus did slammed his head immediately when he was about to be caught and cruxified,he led his desciples to a mounting where he went ahead with a white veil on his head he slammed his head crying while god informed him that he should b ready for the attrocity. Thirdly and most truthful is u need to know that u don't have a religion u don't need to determine as if u are among religious ones u know the bitter truth ? Jesus was d only said god to come in to d world via vagina,and he was d only god with fully loaded follow come anus and penix and d embarrassing part was that he uses toilet to shtt and urinate,so at least u need to remember our Islamic god must b better than URS bkos ours never eat talkless of a toilet visit,catch ur pastor and ask can god be having anus and penix ? U would b annoyed if i say does ur mother have anus and vagina and also shittn in d toilet ? It's even a disgrace but bkos u are illegitimate now u agree a god can hold d almighty title while going to toilet. Anus god,reply to ur palava coz i ain't reading replies on nairaland ever |
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spafu:u are talking as if u are a legitimate child. didnt u knw that ninety five percent of u guyx are bastards fathered by northerners that travelled between north and east patronixing ur mothers and abandon u on street,i urge u to first ask for ur fathers where abt bkos the short black nigga u see is ur step father and buhari is morethan ur father even if he come back to daura bkos he can survive in a good environment not loke u always serching money to buy garri and goundnut |
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PHIPEX:must the givernment buy u shoes and also sleep wid ur wife |
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post=69890686:yes jesus is in paradise but no single person among his followers can get to paradise because he never once said he was a god and that he should be worship on sundays by dancing and singinginfact he never once name his religion christianity,the said bible was written by alcoholics paul and john,thats why bible is less valueble to suya paper. jesus can never b god bkos he have anus and penix that a good god never seems to get one,its a great shame for a god to eat talkless of going to toilet. |
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divinelove:u can only sent buhari home by vote not propaganda and hatred campaign,we will see who can send him home |
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are we bastards to vote igbo as president after what igbo shows what they are, they fought for biafra without any need to do that,they perpetrated a coup which cause the death of sardauna and tafawa balewa,all they know is killing and yoruba are not mad they want their lives,why would they waste it,ur blood thirst is going to forever stay in ur mids |
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lastmessenger:if that is d case then armies should be killing igbo that wage war against them as biafrans following ojukwu. U were happy when boko haram wage war on north but sad bkos ur ppl are touched. How do u knw the army are northeners ? U are nothing but a pig spreading hatred without confirmation. What abt ur people humiliating d northeners in d name of fighting boko haram ? Up up army carry go torch their toto |
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FarahAideed:u mean naija deltan are fulani and u also mean biafran rebels are also fulani abi |
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gurunlocker:its only ppl like u that we are at d top bkos illitracy is not morethan a man with degree in art or science but if u approach him and ask who is ur god he first said jesus christ,his wife wears mini skirt and see through cloths that he is educated and wise but failed to reason that jesus christ was d only said god to come with fully functional carry go anus and penix,can u imaging how fake a man can be following a guy that never once said i am a god u should worship me by dancing ans singing every sunday. Believe me if u are sane that a god is above going to toilet to sht and urinate,he is ever pure,god can never have anus my broda never its disgrasing to even say it but u can never xcape the inescapable bkos its a fact nobody on earth can say i lied. God never even eat talkless of defeacation,u must be annoyed if i say hey joshua does ur mum have have anus and vagiina and ur father is now in d toilet shittinng but u believe a god can have anus. This is the illitracy to the core of an extreme madness of all generation |
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teewhydope:we rather stay illitrate than be educated wearing sww through and mini skirt in d name of wise and educated. The incredible,ultimate,tramendous and great failure illitracy is for a man to be holding a masters or doctor degree in science or art but he believe a god,d creator,the abslute,the almighty can be having anus and penix. The only illitrate on earth is some one who failed to reason that god can never possess degrading features human never, can u imaging jesus christ in the toilet? So u think am lying ? Have u ever ponder that its indeed an embarassement for the god 3 in one almighty creator to come with fully functional carry go anus and penix ? This is the father of all illitracy,its not almajiri that got rag all over that supporse to be illitrate but u that worship some one that never even once tell u he was a god that u should worship him by dancing and singing thinking god is just like femi kuti that he can give u ticket to paradise bkos u dance shoki well in the world |
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generationz:no she just got tired of prostitution that was unblamable to a religion that forbid wearing mini skirt in the name of being educated literate |
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Sharpshooota:this is democracy,can u convince the bastards on nairaland that the police was sent by buhari ? Or its just d power of ur hatred that glows out from inside ur ogogoro and egba heart |
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Johnnyessence:u mean this less than ten people can bring abt the downfall of buhari ? |
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respect80:why dnt u lock elrufai with ur mother for 24 hours u will be amaze to see how a half man causes such a destruction beside he get money that ur father do not even deserve to be his cleaner |
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zionmde:so u are a christian dog, let me tell u that there is no religion with the name christianity but a cult. jesus christ didnt say people should name themselves christians and he was a prophet sent to israel some thing tjhat do not concern black ugly nigerians because jesus said he was sent to only the lost sheep of israel. jesus was d only said god to have come w ith fully functional anus and penix,i mean jesus ur god do visit toilet and shitt and nobody in d world can say otherwise,u are serving a god of toilet that disgusting |
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honey001:christianity is not a religion in d first place rather its a cult bkos jesus christ was never closer to been god or his son and 3 is equal to one. First reason jesus never gave christianity a name that the religion he brought name was christianity infact his name was never a christ,secondly jesus was sent to only israel as a prophet of god as he uttered i was sent to the lost sheeps of israel he didnt say d whole world,thirdly he never once said u should go to church on sundays or dance and sing as a way of worship,thirdly and the must bitter truth is jesus never said even once i am a god and there are a clear signs that he would have never became or claim to b god. Jesus christ was d only said god in human history to be having anus and penix and mind u they are not a decoration but fully functional,and there is no way a sane man can believe despite having all this structures and visiting toilet to defeacate he could have been god almighty. U will b embarrass now if i say ur mother has anus and she is now in the toilet shittinng but u believe a god almighty can do sht and urinate and u also believe he was beaten to a pulpand crossified,u believe he once got tired and even rested and bible narrated a very disappointing story that jesus dnt even know a divine power when he feels hungry and he saw tree of a particular fruit,he hastly get there in order to eat but get it non fruit,that means jesus was only a guy and servant of god but never god bkos god is ever pure he can never go to toilet to shitt,god can never have anus pls stop this shitt. U are worshipping a god of shitt. 1 Like |
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bedspread:which god are u pleading to ,do u mean jesus christ,the only said god that come out from womb touching vagina on d way,orr the jesus that have anus and penix and also visit toilet to shitt and urinate,its better u plead a prayers to jonathan badluck thann asking jesus to save u |
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CharlotteFlair:yes i know ur ogogoro and palm wine smelly father is going to fill d gap |
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dubemnaija:christianity is not only religion of piss but anus and shitt included. do u know jesus christ was the only known said god to be having anus and penix ;a god that goes to toilet is never a god,he was a good guy but never a god and u need to know that its a fact that nobody on earth in the whole present and passed generation can say otherwise. If i were u i might have use the pathetic time i get to ponder and also catch my pastor t o xplain because god in the toilet need clarification,can god have anus that was also functioning how can sane individual that believe the almighty jesus christ was a god despite c oming out of vagina,thats very embarrasing and that also named christianity automatically and naturally the religion of piss,shitt,penix,anus and beaten god not islam because we dnt believe a god can be so pathetic like this,god must be pure and supreme beyond what u claimed that he was beaten to pulp. anus god |
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dubemnaija:christianity is not only religion of piss but anus and shitt included. do u know jesus christ was the only known said god to be having anus and penix ;a god that goes to toilet is never a god,he was a good guy but never a god and u need to know that its a fact that nobody on earth in the whole present and passed generation can say otherwise. If i were u i might have use the pathetic time i get to ponder and also catch my pastor t o xplain because god in the toilet need clarification,can god have anus that was also functioning how can sane individual that believe the almighty jesus christ was a god despite c oming out of vagina,thats very embarrasing and that also named christianity automatically and naturally the religion of piss,shitt,penix,anus and beaten god not islam because we dnt believe a god can be so pathetic like this,god must be pure and supreme beyond what u claimed that he was beaten to pulp. 1 Like |
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Akanapiaigwe:chewing goro is safer than eating donkey and d gorilla u said,am sure u are cannibal as long as u are not a northaner or a muslim as u can remember ebola came not frm north,it came frm bush meat eaters that even make a pepper soup of their old ones u think we dnt knw abt a new cannibalism style these dayx abi ? What abt some of ur towns that make an xchange of human corpse,if an old woman died then u offer her body to neighbouring town for pepper soup serving as a do me i do u the same way if an old man died in that village u offered ur death ancestors then its their turn to offer some death bodies to u as trade by batter. We thank god we eat only goro and only 15 kind of animals never human not as u that dnt have grave yards |
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DidierDrogba:chewing goro is safer than eating donkeys and monkeys bush meat |
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donstan18:i also couldnt stop laughing so u dnt knw say christianity is d religion of feace ? Did u ever ponder that jesus christ was d only god that came fully loaded with penix and anus,and he was d only said god that came out through vagiina touching his face. Jesus was d only said god that goes to toilet to urinate and defeacate that i assure u its a fact no one on earth can deny. All left for u is to ask ur pastor is it normal for a god to have anus and penix that are ofcourse functioning they are prooved to be non-decorated,if am in ur shoes i would have first ponder on how to solve this complex situation before i insult other religion that only believe god is above having anus or going to toilet. Sorry that i never read replies frm religion of not only shiit but urine included |
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Obinkita:only that the said well to do educated region of naija has a ungodly way of life in the name of educated u fvck ur mother and bkos she is also educated she dnt see any raise of concern its normal,but the said poor uneducated region's god forbid them fornication instead he gave an alternative that they have no reason to fornicate by allowing having 4 wives beside the educated region of naija says their god has got beaten by a human and his shedded blood washed their commitable sin so they dnt have any fear of rampant fornication thats d difference thats why d said poor region choose to give birth to many almajiri for them to get paradise instead of hell |
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chaarly:our god severely warned men and women to desist fornication thats why 4 wives is granted but the difference is that other than islam they are given birth to atleast having 96 percent illegitimate children so they dnt care abt god forbiden fornication,all of them with the exception of very few follows god's warning all they thought is that because of dancing and singing they would get a direct ticket to heaven beside all their sins was washed by the blood of jesus since before they were born so a fornication to them is almost permissable but islam had no one who got beaten so his blood is shade to justify the great sin and some non muslims knows god forbid it they cant help because they are guyz,educated guyz following americans that even fvck their mothers.for us to suffer in hell we rather gave birth to almajiri though they disturb us but to dwell in hell forever is never a good choice so alternative is the answer. |
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ollah2:chritian has no religion in d first place bkos jesus christ came to d world via vagina and also having penix and anus which can never attributed to d qualities of d almighty,how dare u even imaging its normal for a god to have anus and even go to toilet ? U need first check ur brain on why didnt u realixe a god cant have anus and penix to also go toilet,i knw u are nt gonna b comfortable should a friend say ur mother is shittingg in d toilet but bkos most of u have a banana island head u failed to reason even alone ask urself,why wont god shun having penix and doing smelly sht like ppl do ? But d problem in naija garri,monkey meat and egba blocked ur reasoning centre of brain |
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enilove:u dat dnt hav religion bt trying to pretend. Jesus christ waz d only said god in history to come out via vagina and to add more he has anus and a penix which was nt for decoration,its indeed a peak of madness that a human can even imaging a god in toilet excreting from anus,a god dnt need to eat he supporse to be above such embarrasement,,god can never go to toilet thats a fact bkos if a god can beating then he cant save u,even if he put u in paradise ur enemies can come and castigate d god till he run away then take u to hell |
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IslamicRebel:jesus christ was d only god to come fully loaded with anus and penix,and nobody on earth can say i lied ur god did visit toilet to excrete 1 Like |
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RebelChip:u that worship d only god wid anus cant dare justify ur insanity in regard to following jesus christ a god that came fully loaded wid penix and anus. Only a kafir infidel pig can worship a guy as a god 1 Like |
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EternalTruths:just like ur family of money rituals 1 Like |
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