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About twenty years ago the Nigerian movie industry, otherwise known as Nollywood, in an ‘cleansing move’ kicked out themes of witchcraft, ritualism and greed that dominated some of the early movies. While today, the practice has shifted and lovers
of the country’s films are helplessly being
compelled to watch obscéne movies which
promotes immorality and cultures that are alien
to us as Africans. Indeed, recent survey has shown that
pórnographic movies are increasingly taking
over Nollywood. Ardent followers of the recent development in
the industry would have noticed the disturbing
increase in the degree of núdity portrayed in
some of the recent Nollywood flicks. Regrettably, Nollywood actors have thrown
caution to the wind as they now venture into
hard core pórnographic roles. The internet, and particularly YouTube, is not
helping matters as it is one avenue frenquently
used by these desperate, and materialistic soft-
pron producers to gain wide popularity for
such obscéne movies. Until recently, the production of sóft-pórn
movies only thrives in Ghana. They were
considered bold enough to engage in séxually
suggestive roles. This, however, paved the way for the
popularity of Ghollywood movies in the
country, as Nigerians, out of curiosity,
patronized Ghanaian films just to see how far
they were willing to go with this obscénity. But today, the story has changed. Nollywood
practitioners who have been very conservative
when it comes to displaying séx and núdity on
screen, are now leading the way with the
production of pórnographic movies. Some of the soft-pórn movies that have
flooded the Nigerian and African markets in
the past few years includes: The Benjamins,
Greedy Séx, Room 027, Another Game of Men,
Bold 5 Babes, Bedroom Assassins, All My
Ladies, My Pretty Angel, Take My Wife (Pretty Wild Things), Pool Party and I slept with My
Bosses Wife. Interestingly, the production of gáy movies are
also on the increase. Last year, popular
producer Dickson Iroegbu, released a gáy
movie, “Law 58″ where Kanyo starred. O.Kanyo, who played the lead character,
Clarion Chukwurah, Halima Abubakar,
Ghanaian actor, Kofi Adjorlolo, Mark Morris,
Chibueze, and other Nollywood stars. Also, gáy movies like, Pregnant Hawkers, Sinful
Act 1&2 and also a Yoruba movie, titled,
“Lésbian” were also released into the market. Still on soft-pórn movies, the most recent of
these hardcore pórn movies is “Destructive
Instincts”, produced recently and starring
Nigerian born American actress c*m producer,
Judith Opara Mazagwu popularly known as
Afro Candy. In the movie, Afro Candy played the role of a
seductive mistress, with a steamy séx scene
where a male actor was grappling her bare
bréasts and búttocks. Her boldness and unrepentant attitude about
her act was attested to when she took to her
facebook page asking for actors who could act
núde roles and are interested in being a part of
her production to get in touch with her. Shortly after the noise about Afrocandy and
the lewd scenes, another soft-pórn movie,
“The “Benjamins” surfaced with its trailer. The movie produced by Charles Smooth X
Edegbe and directed by Temple Chinedum is a
high class campus movie based on rap music
and love. According to some critics, the movie isn’t worth
releasing because, it was a sheer display of
obscénity and mediocrity. However, it is on record that soft pórn movies
started flooding Nigerian movie markets about
two years ago, when controversial actress,
Tonto Dike starred in “Strippers in Love”, a soft-
pórn movie produced by Divine Touch
Productions. Scenes from the movie showed Tonto kissing
another female cast and x-rated scenes with
another actor. She had earlier starred in “Dirty Secrets”.
Apparently, with these kinds of unholy movies
dominating the Nigerian movie space,
questions are being asked today regarding the
future of Nollywood. Many people are of the opinion that the current
trend which must be discouraged remains a
degradation of values that we hold as Africans

how does this put food on my table

stop ferretting through NAIRALAND..... But ASUU pleaz nah

Catholic priests to be allowed to marry if . . .

In what is an unprecedented move, the Vatican has opened the door to the possibility of Catholic priests being allowed to marry.

For centuries Catholic Church tradition has required celibacy from priests and the Canon Law of the church clearly states: “Clerics are obliged to observe perfect and perpetual continence for the sake of the kingdom of heaven, and therefore are bound to celibacy, which is a special gift of God by which sacred ministers can adhere more easily to Christ with an undivided heart and are able to dedicate themselves more freely to the service of God and humanity.”

However, Archbishop Pietro Parolin, the incoming No. 2 in the Catholic Church when be becomes secretary of state next month, has declared that priestly vow of celibacy derived from an age-old rule but was not Catholic dogma.

“It’s not a dogma of the Church and it can be discussed because it’s an ecclesiastical tradition,” Archbishop Parolin told El Universal in Venezuela, where he is completing his term as Papal Nuncio.

This has been interpreted to mean that the church under reformist-minded Pope Francis I would welcome married priesthood if most Catholics so desire.

The number of priests has been declining steadily partly because of the rule on celibacy. In the United States alone, about 30,000 priests have left because they wanted to pursue a relationship.

“I think it would be an enormously welcome conversation,” Thomas Groome, a professor of theology at Boston College, USA, told interviewers. “I think Catholics, certainly American Catholics, but Catholics of the world, have been waiting for this conversation.”

Groome said that the idea of complete celibacy among the clergy only started to become standard practice in the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries, adding:

“As far as we can tell from the Gospels, all of the apostles were married, with the possible exception of John.” VIA Times Of London.

Dont know most of them....

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kingoflag: I sincerely believe it'll be in the best interest of all Enugu indigenes---and South Eastern Nigeria for that matter--- living in Lagos to return en masse to Enugu so they can enjoy the dividends of Sullivan's Govt.

i can see this Fashola tin is entering ur brain... U just need to mind u utterances

up nepa

this is wat i gave to say

bookin a space for goal alert

what can i say wen things of this nature happens

Patrick Obahiagbon, the Chief of Staff to the Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole, in this interview with GBENRO ADEOYE, talks about his controversial way of speaking and why he chooses to speak that way. ENJOY!

What is your educational background?

I am by the grace of the celestial choir, a legal practitioner, a public administrator, an international historian and a diplomat. I earned a degree in Law and was called to the Nigerian Bar as a solicitor and advocate of the Supreme Court of Nigeria about 25 years ago and I do also have a double-barreledMaster’s degree in Public Administration and in International History and Diplomacy.

Why do you always speak ‘big grammar’?

I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.

How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends?

I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.

Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?

Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.

It’s a long time ago, so I can’t remember the exact words I used. We had a relationship for ten years before we got married. We’re looking at close to 20 years ago.

How does your family understand your English?

My family and friends understand me perfectly just the same way you understand me now though, I must admit that it depends on the issues on the piazza.

Is this the way you were speaking in your school days?

I’m sure if you confer with my school mates they will tell you that I no longer speak what those who just know me now call “grammar.” I could speak for about twenty minutes when I was in the university and you won’t understand one word of what I said. I must say I have deteriorated in my grammatical construct.

How did you start speaking in this manner?

It all happened when my father brought me a teaser which stated that good orators had ruled the world and you must have to be a feisty orator if you must rule the world. As an impressionable young man, I alacritously threw myself into the whirligig of improving my usage of words by amassing new words on a daily basis.

Did you write exams in school in these big words?

I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels.

WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.

Didn’t you have problems with your teachers?

It no doubt gave me serious issues at the university and that is because some, if not most of my lecturers, ran away with the erroneous impression that my attitudinal predilection had a deprecable tinge of academic braggadocio and intellectual megalomania. But this assumption was both mendacious and a fallacious ad hominem. I could not but take solace in that Latin apothegm which states that O Tempora! O Mores.

Was English your best subject?

My best subject in secondary school was government and religion and am sure that I was drawn to religion because, I now know as a student of Rosicrucian mysticism, that I was a student of divine light in my last incarnation. As for government, I just fell in love with the subject due to my early attraction in life to issues of political-economy.

So what did you score in English language?

English language was of course my hobbyhorse and passion but like I earlier asseverated, my results were constantly guillotined to my utter chagrin that I had to lapse into a jeremiad of lachrymoseim for a period of aeon. I would need to check the result again to be sure of my score.

Do you pray the same way you speak?

God understands all languages, my brother and I pray to God using any word that pops up. May I posit that the key points in prayers are your sincerity, purity of heart, walking within the compass and to what extent are you ready and worthy of receiving the benediction of the cosmic and the cosmic masters because as we say in mysticism- “when the students are ready, the masters would appear.”

Take my words my brother that more than seventy per cent of humanity don’t know how to pray but that is a matter for another day.

By the way, are there other names you call God?

God is variously known as Jehovah, Yahweh, The Great Grand Architect of the Universe, The Cosmic Host and several other names known alone to heirophants but which names are so ineffable for me to mention here.

Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating?

Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloney and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.

You were there when a teacher in your state couldn’t pronounce ‘solemnly’, how did you feel?

I was indeed sad that a teacher in Edo State could not pronounce a simple word as ‘solemn’. That was certainly one of my low moments in the service of Edo State but the eulogies must go to Comrade Adams Oshiomhole who put in place the infrastructure that made it possible to detect such an egregious ambience and this government would stop at nothing in cleansing the Augean stables.

Have you ever considered organising English classes in Edo State?

I would have loved to organise English classes, my brother, but you will agree with me that I am sufficiently busy just now.

Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?

Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again.

When you speak to Caucasians of English origin, how do they react to you?

My friends that are whites simply marvel and sometimes get maniacally bewildered when we engage, most times to my consternation.

Do you think that you understand English language better than the owners of the language?

I have never had the ambition to know the English language more than the owners. However, I must mention that they are shocked most times to find out several words from me they never heard of that existed in the dictionary. Yet, those words are supposed to be theirs. Na so we see am.

Have you ever met with the Nobel Laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka? And what’s your opinion of him?

Professor Wole Soyinka is an international personality. It’s either you have met him personally or by reputation. He is a great man and I enjoy reading him anytime, any day.

Can you ever be caught speaking what many would consider as normal English?

I speak in plain Ceasers language or what you call the normal language and let me tell you that I will hold my own even in pidgin conversation. No just try me at all at all o.

What is your take on the ongoing crisis in the PDP?

The crisis in PDP? All I can say is that I join some people to dey laugh o and he be like say my laugh go tay well well o.

Are you likely to contest for a political office?

I am still in politics, serving the good and amiable people of Edo State. Being the Chief of Staff to the comrade governor is in itself an art of daily political engineering.

Do you look forward to developing your own dictionary?

My own dictionary? I have never really given that a thought, but there is a young man in one of our universities who travelled all the way to meet me in Benin. His doctoral thesis is on “Obahiagbonism as a style of language.”

How many dictionaries do you read a day and how often do you read dictionaries?

I have read and still do read a vaudeville of dictionaries from Websters to Funk and Wagnalls, from Cambridge to Oxford dictionaries, from Black’s Law Dictionary to Encarta and from Encyclopedia Britannica to Foreignisms, etcetera. I developed my corpus of vocabulary by reading omnivorously. I have also spent nothing less than an hour daily on my dictionary for over twenty years. So, whereas the dictionary for most people is a mere occasional reference point, it is for, me a vade-mecum. It may also interest you to know that there is much to learn from our daily newspapers.

You seem to mix English with other languages…

On mixing of languages; that comes with reading omnivorously. You cannot but pick these words here and there if you have an audacious reading culture.

Is any of your children like you?

My children are still growing but I petition the celestial choir and cosmic hosts to give them the gift of kissing the hybla bee.

What is your favourite quote?

One of my favorite quotes is from the sapiential mind of the late Ikene philosopher, Papa Jeremiah Obafemi Awolowo, when he was quoted as saying that, “the greatest glory is not in never falling but to rise up after a fall.”

Are you planning to contest in 2015?

I always feel flattered and smile with delight when I hear positive commentary on my tenure at the National Assembly and the wish of Nigerians to see me back at the National Assembly. I am humbled but as a student of mysticism, nothing happens in my life by accident. I am a robot in the hands of God and from that point of view therefore, 2015 would take care of itself. All my efforts just now my brother is geared towards complementing the efforts of the comrade governor in the total transmogrification of Edo State which is enough to chew at the moment. Let me however use this opportunity of your question to appreciate my numerous admirers all over the world.

How are you coping with the Governor of Edo State, knowing that the two of you have strong personalities?

When two or more personages are united only by the bonds of rendering service, that in itself becomes an agglutinating fragrance. In any case, I am very clear that Comrade Oshio Baba is the Governor of Edo State and I am his privileged Chief of Staff. So we are working together very harmoniously and in an ambience of conviviality in our unstoppable desire in taking Edo State to the next level.

end time tins

which beta pass

idnoble.. U are there again.......

i just pray it dies ooo

;Dhabatically

i know but... Itx becomin a routine on evry post... Lets watch and see wat happens to this on e

sweet pic

[color=#990000][/color] I am a little bit biased on the place to post this... This is quit serious... Every trend on this nairaland must have END TIME tinz on it.. I dont know whether it irritates some other person like me..... Pleaz my fellowz, wat do u tink admin should do to the propagandas.

this will soon strike FP... Cos of the celeb... Bervely

step in the right direction....2015campain in progress

op

in the first place... Wat is she

. So pathetic., i pity the guy. In other news, if nah about beverly or snake festival in india.... It will make FP.....

wheesin: There is a great occasion today at my house.....TODAY NA MY BETDAY AND NORMALLY as an ORGUST born boy i will selebrate it in a massive way.....Free imported kuli kuli straight from japan and lots more goodies...but remember to bring your garri o... so if u wana arrive at my place its simple just board d next FRIGHT to EDO...OSHOMIOLE IS MY NEIGHBOUR they will show u my house....but before u enter u must pass tru my dog...because i invited selebrities like MICKY MOUSE....TELETUBBIES....WIGGLES...DORA THE EXPLORER...WINX CLUB..
ALL of them are.my.padis.
..... ...anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRATEST GOAT ALIVE.....WILSON AKA WHEESIN AKA GOAT.....

If u knw dat u are HEARTLESS like d man in d topic dat brought me here....abeg no come my BETDAY O......ESE ?

ur own heart is around ur anus.... No wonder... Chinko. Pleaz we need ur help pleaz

wheesin: There is a great occasion today at my house.....TODAY NA MY BETDAY AND NORMALLY as an ORGUST born boy i will selebrate it in a massive way.....Free imported kuli kuli straight from japan and lots more goodies...but remember to bring your garri o... so if u wana arrive at my place its simple just board d next FRIGHT to EDO...OSHOMIOLE IS MY NEIGHBOUR they will show u my house....but before u enter u must pass tru my dog...because i invited selebrities like MICKY MOUSE....TELETUBBIES....WIGGLES...DORA THE EXPLORER...WINX CLUB..
ALL of them are.my.padis.
..... ...anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRATEST GOAT ALIVE.....WILSON AKA WHEESIN AKA GOAT.....

If u knw dat u are HEARTLESS like d man in d topic dat brought me here....abeg no come my BETDAY O......ESE ?

ur own heart is around ur anus.... No wonder... Chinko. Pleaz we need ur help pleaz

hmmmm? So weird

k nah... We don hear

mixed feeling.... First i will understand the kid just did the work i should have done earlier...by closing his/her eyes... Secondly, i will take it as the kid wants to pretend and he /she knows the movie isnt ment for him/her.... Girls do this more often than boys

i book a space incase it make FP...