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Sometimes they play kidnapper role ....like one day I went to deposit 150 naira to use the 1k to sub ...as I was coming out of the bank I say their white hilux ...zoom and they cork the gun say make I enter like say then wan kidnap me ...


It’s good to have connection ...I wasn’t touched they said I should open my phone and I did ...they found nothing ....say make I bail on top Wetin ....na so I call my oga we know their oga na so them leave me

I come catch the guy wey give them my work ...
Wait for part two ...I think he’s now deaf cause when me an my friend get to his house ...na that day I know say slap get different sound

I pray for the hustling mothers out there .....may you live long to eat the fruit of your labour in Jah name ...

nkul:
[Somebodydaddy01]I’m voting for this man the second term .....he had done a lot of unseen project according to Lai Mohammed...so we need more okay ...pleas my people


unseen project? is this for real? or sarcasm ?


PLEASE GUYS GET YOUR PVCs ready we need to vote these users out

My pvc is home and I’m ready to vote him again ...we need more cows ...see now people now kill two cows for party unlike before ..before you can’t lie now you can lie a big lie and go freely like snake stealing money and monkeys too so when I vote him in and I get a position I will say dinosaurs stole funds too

I’m voting for this man the second term .....he had done a lot of unseen project according to Lai Mohammed...so we need more okay ...pleas my people

Theres a guy in my street with the same problem ....the government gave him money and people contributed for him ....he was duped

Theres a guy in my street with the same problem ....the government gave him money and people contributed for him ....he was duped now

Where is that op ?
I met this girl on Facebook and we talked I swear I didn’t ask her out ....on Friday of that week she started complaining that she don’t have money to eat and I check her profile one again ...see pose with Benz ,shopping and designer clothes and bags ..not all ladies are broke but we have some that are extremely broke that with indomie and coke and go tv you will have them for the week end




I’m in my house ....I have dogs like 6 come to my house I will feed you to them

Wait ooo....ko ni da fun yin ooooo aaaaajhhhhhhhhh

Sir....God will punish you if you ever open your mouth and say rubbish again

Ladies no Dey follow that way....get belle like pregnant woman and get money like Dangote ...they will fall in love with you

jaychubi:
120k is cheap for annual uni fees anywhere in d world, it can't even pay fees in a good private primary school in Nigeria.

Everyone must not go to school if u can't afford education try ignorance

Uni fees shld start from 250k to improve quality not mass production

Wait let me go and come back

Cute

I’m sure the man is from Akoko in ondo state one of those brown roof ...

Let the shutdown begin

jaychubi:
120 is still cheap

Even 25k can't pay school fees in pre -nursery School

On behalf of ondo state student ...we hereby say the thunder that will fire you is under testing in Russia

A country where education don’t matters ....after paying all this for four years...and no job ....it’s time we youth of ondo state say no ...let’s come together and tell mr governor that no ...salaries and not paid....some student sponsor their self through hard labor ....

This is the time to seize power ....I dropped out of school cause I see this coming ...I know that bastard have nothing good for the people of ondo state ....all student should come together and shut down the schools and let’s see where he’s going to see the stupid tax and rubbish ....the school fees has been like this for years ...this is the time for the SUG leaders to do what they are elected to do ...this is outrageous....God will punish you sir with all due respect sir.

Inbelibable ...I remember when I still Dey hope say I go play ball ...we go match dem beat us ...my coach carry okada while we Awka with leg like 3 hours back home ...the coach should do the same ..pay for your flight or walk home ..simple

Apc please deny Buhari ....please now

Blackberry Nigeria

Apc ....

ruggedtimi:
hahaha.."mimi crush". Gals and their funny monikers

He tire me bro .....for Facebook we no know their name again see this one “mimi crush” she no like candy crush....ode omo

Let me collect one man picture there and start yahoo yahoo business .....thank God

maasoap:
Definitely, nothing this kind of animals.

It happened in owo,in ondo state it’s was so bloody the whole town was robbed in a day it was during the campaign period of Buhari ...a lot of people were killed

maasoap:
One day, you will be caught up, Jack Bauer.

Have been a victim once .....so I know the rules

I’m sure they will be caught ......I trust the men in black ....the target is the men in uniform then the porous with phone that want to be a journalist trying to record and those who don’t know what to do rather than run like a headless chicken....RIP to the dead

Timbuktu14:
Me for one can't buy an iPhone with my money. Not everyone is a fan you know? Android for life bro!

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Don’t know what planet you are living in.....try it you gonna hate android

Some people will say they will fall....sit down there and be looking ....they will progress ...Christianity shouldn’t be taken as we African especially Nigerians are doing it ...look at us our people are robbing us through this things...thanks to sharia law you will be dealt with immediately they found you guilty buts us ....let’s forgive him and he will do the same thing again ....our leaders swear with bible that they won’t steal and you know how they steal in billions and we Christian we say let us put them in the hands of God ....until when will this continue ...I trust Ogun ,sango they are ruthless they kill fast ...



Say something bad and argue with your ancestors. Thank you

bigdot1759:
go check Huawei mate 10, 10pro, p10+, p20, p20pr ok, though OnePlus is a machine too

Oga have you ever used an iPhonex or you were given to hold for some minute or you want to check picture ....see How the phone be ...he dey command respect ....not try am

How will somebody with sence say this piece of shit is better than iPhonex ......ahahahahahah my iPhone8 gan better than this shit

This is original rubbish

Leave mama Charlie house now .....go to your father house