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Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man’s baby

Kansas City, Missouri| A 26-year old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with a man she was supposed to autopsy.

Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7.

According to the Kansas City Missouri Police Department, her baby is the son of man who died in a car accident in March 2015, and whose body she was supposed to autopsy. They allege that she Ms. Burrows sexually abused more than 60 other dead bodies, belonging to males from 17 to 71 years old.

“We opened an investigation about this case in October after we were informed that the suspect may have been sexually abusing corpses,” Police Chief Forté told reporters. “We accumulated enough evidence over the last few months to obtain a warrant for a paternity test on her newborn son. It confirmed our suspicions, that the father of her child was, indeed, a 57-year old veterinarian from Texas who was driving through the county when he had a fatal car accident. All the evidence that we have gathered suggests that he had never met Ms. Burrows before his demise and that he was already dead when the baby was conceived.”
kansascitypolice

The KCMO Police Chief, Darryl Forté, briefly commented Ms. Burrows’ arrest this morning during a press conference, calling it “one of the most sordid case he has seen in his career”.

There are currently no laws (state or federal) governing or explicitly outlawing the practice of necrophilia, since the corpse is considered human remains and no longer living. Therefore, it is technically legal in the state of Missouri, and Ms Burrows’ actions are judged as an indecent treatment of a corpse.

She is facing a total of 158 charges, including indecent treatment of a corpse, disorderly conduct, indecent exposure and possession of illegal drugs.

The psychologists and experts that we interviewed were divided in their interpretation of Ms Burrows’ case.

Some, Like Professor Isabella Ramirez of the University of Missouri, believe that the young woman was suffering from a psychosis and had, at least partially, lost contact with reality.

Others, like Dr Gerald Porter, a well-known psychologist and expert in sexual disorders associated with the Institute of Psychological Sciences, believe that the accused is clearly a compulsive necrophiliac, and that her choice of profession was inspired by her sexual deviation in the first place.

All seem to agree, however, that the 26-year old woman was suffering from mental problems and that she will probably register a plea of insanity.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/morgue-worker-arrested-after-giving-birth-to-a-dead-mans-baby/

This one raped a zebra.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/national-geographic-cameraman-arrested-for-raping-a-zebra/

Madness

Same Florida

This one tried raping a pit bull
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-man-emasculated-during-failed-attempt-to-rape-pit-bull/

Another one even tied his own alligator down and kept at the backyard for sexual pleasure.



Florida Man Caught Having Sex With Alligator He Kept Tied Up In His Backyard
By timw_brap
Posted on July 16, 2015


Florida raises the stakes yet again. We’re used to seeing all kinds of bizarre shit going down there, but this one is pretty much unthinkable, just in terms of how practical it is.

The story revolves around a 59 year old guy called Rupert Darwin who lives in the sparsely populated Everglade City, which is home to roughly 400 people. Not really much of a city then.

Darwin lives in the outskirts, works as a fisherman and keeps himself to himself according to residents. They also describe him as odd, although I’m not really sure if anyone could have prepared them for how odd he actually turned out to be.

It transpired that Darwin had a 12 foot alligator tied up and blindfolded in his backyard and that he would regularly rape the animal multiple times a day. He was discovered after an unnamed nature hiker walked past his place and overheard the dirty deed going on – he also heard Darwin talking dirty to the alligator:


It was the darndest thing. I was performing a nature walk but I got a little off the beaten track when I got lost because my compass stopped working after I sat on it by accident.

I came across this wooden hut in the woods and was going to go in to ask them for directions when I heard someone shouting in the backyard.

I walked over there and heard Darwin growling: ‘next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.’

It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen. The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a shit that Darwin was having sex with it.

Needless to say I hightailed it out of there. It took me another seven hours to find a road without my compass but I’m still glad I didn’t go anywhere near that guy.

Hmm. Sounds like Darwin’s dirty talk wasn’t really doing it for the alligator. I mean it’s alright doing the whole 50 Shades Of Grey thing, but if you aren’t going to put any actual effort in then what’s the point?

Darwin was arrested following these revelations and was charged with multiple counts of animal cruelty as well as illegally keeping a wild animal. He pretty much admitted to all the charges and explained the situation during his police interview:

The gator had gotten a hold of my pant leg when I was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag me into the water. I was able to escape without injury, but I wanted revenge, pure and simple.

I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

I planned to chop off her tail and pull her teeth apart too. I was then going to torture her by playing nigger music at her over and and over again without stopping. Bitch.

Well, that sure is one hell of a revenge scheme isn’t it? Damn. I’m not sure if the alligator even gave a crap though because it just lay there completely still when Darwin was pumping his dick into her. Sounds like she didn’t even notice it to be honest, so it sounds like Darwin’s little scheme was a complete bust. Loser.

Darwin is probably going to jail for some time whilst the alligator is getting ready to be released back into the wild after being treated for minor injuries. No idea what she’ll get up to now she’s free again but I’m sure Darwin will be hoping she doesn’t come looking for revenge on him like he did. It doesn’t really sound like she was too bothered by the whole ordeal though so will probably just go back to attacking random rednecks.
http://www.sickchirpse.com/florida-man-caught-sex-alligator/

hardeycute:
He is 20yrs old so he got time to repay


The only thing is the expectations (hype) that may betray him

And then he ends up flopping! 130M!

What you are saying is just your own opinion if you can't point out where the bible called marrying more than one wife a sin.

All the major men in the bible that the bible stories center around married multiple women, some were even called the wisest on earth, some called father of faith etc.

Until you can show me where its a sin to marry multiple women, I say your comments remain your option based on your own ideas.

NoToPile:
Marrying another wife is adultery whether you are still living with the first wife or you divorce her its still adultery.

Those verses are explanatory, though they tilt more towards divorce.

Read deeply and see the biblical stance on marrying two wives.

A zoo keeper was killed this morning in the alligator enclosure of the Naples Zoo, while he was attempting to sexually assault a 12 foot long reptile.

According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the younger reptiles, when he was surprised by one of the larger animals which attacked from behind.

The young man was caught by the throat by the alligator, who dragged him underwater and drowned him.

Jimmy Olsen’s death took place around 6:00 AM this morning, but his disappearance was noticed only an hour later by other employees. They finally discovered his dismembered body floating in the pool of the alligator enclosure around 8:30.

“The images captured by the security cameras show that Mr Olsen had clearly placed himself in a very vulnerable position,” Captain White told reporters. “He had his pants around his knees and was lying down on top of one the animals, with his back to the others. The poor guy didn’t stand a chance! We can see him being dragged in the water, then he disappears from sight. He was probably dead within thirty seconds of the attack.”
miamizoo

Jimmy Olsen had been working with the reptiles at Naples Zoo for the last two years, and was considered a reptile specialist. He was killed, by a 24-foot long male alligator named Brutus while he was engaged in sexual intercourse with one of the smaller specimens.

Although Mr. Olsen’s is the first zoo worker to die while having sexual intercourse with an animal, he is not the first one to be implicated in an incident implicating bestiality.

In 2002, three employees of the Columbus zoo were condemned, after it was revealed that the zookeepers allowed people into the zoo after business hours for the purpose of copulating with the animals
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/

Lol 130M for Dembele? The world is coming to an end!

After all these, you failed to show me where in the bible its forbidden to marry more than one wife!

I am waiting for where the bible called marrying more than one wife a sin.

NoToPile:
1 Corinthians 7:39King James Version (KJV)

39 The wife is bound by the law as long as her husband liveth; but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.




Romans 7 1-3 King James Version (KJV)

7 Know ye not, brethren, (for I speak to them that know the law,) how that the law hath dominion over a man as long as he liveth?

2 For the woman which hath an husband is bound by the law to her husband so long as he liveth; but if the husband be dead, she is loosed from the law of her husband.

3 So then if, while her husband liveth, she be married to another man, she shall be called an adulteress: but if her husband be dead, she is free from that law; so that she is no adulteress, though she be married to another man.


Mark 10:2-12

2 Some Pharisees came and tested him by asking, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife?” 3 “What did Moses command you?” he replied. 4 They said, “Moses permitted a man to write a certificate of divorce and send her away.” 5 “It was because your hearts were hard that Moses wrote you this law,” Jesus replied. 6 “But at the beginning of creation God ‘made them male and female.’

7 ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, 8 and the two will become one flesh.’So they are no longer two, but one flesh.

9 Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.” 10 When they were in the house again, the disciples asked Jesus about this.

11 He answered, “Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her. 12 And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery.”



1 Corinthians 7:11-13

11 But if she does, she must remain unmarried or else be reconciled to her husband. And a husband must not divorce his wife.

How does the body made of whatever become soft? Na Lyon dem take do am?

Ugly

Wetin dey qorry worry una? Make una try to dey read na. It was the woman that was doing the visiting, not the guy!

Gangster1ms:
Baba na format.. The remaining half na for him pocket

Everybody dey write letter.

Ok o

William as a winger.... Uhmmm

Di Maria one legged player. Wahala

Read the article again. No case of scam here

shadrach77:
This is why one should not pity these silly white folks when they are scamed. Is this granny saying there are no suitors for her in the UK?

She prefers to align herself with a man based in Africa who she considers to be mentally inferior and who she can easily manipulate not knowing she is the one who would loose out in the end

You didn't read where the woman said the guy has actually paid her back half of the money she has spent so far?

dacblogger:
I dnt think the guy actually applied for a visa

Maybe he's been deceiving the woman all this while

Where can I see this in the bible?

NoToPile:
Bibically a man is not allowed to marry 2 women and vice versa as long as the first spouse is still alive, the marriage convenant is broken only by DEATH.

I am not a catholic but the woman just did a form of restitution , let the man go back to the first wife and stop having marital relations with the 2nd woman. If we are to look at it sef, the marriage to this 2nd woman is not valid because he has a living spouse , they just had children together. Let her go and look for her own husband she married another persons husband shikena.

Let her live apart and he should continue taking responsibility for his children that's all.

Christains be deceiving themselves up and down.

He doesn't have a typical hausa accent.

Tolexander:
Good!

But Ahmed Musa will make the learning somehow difficult for Vardy o.

Imagine Musa teaching with his Hausa accent of the pigin, using P where there is F.

There should be a hefty punishment for false info spreader.

I don't get. So Neymar and Tevez aren't the highest paid, Ronaldo is?

Everyday confusion.

Grab this cheap Alcatel Android 4g LTE phone asap.

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Brand new.

Always ask for full details so you don't end up spreading ignorant messages.

Which edo don't marry edo? Edo state has up to 25 different tribes/languages/clan, so which ones don't marry each other?

figure007:
you just said something I remembered my ex said.. ..she said it's forbidden for her to marry an edo since she is edo... Edo people don't wanna marry edo especially those in city. .they can't marry themselves. ..alot of things that's wrong with that tribe self.. .Am sorry to say.. .i have edo friends though

I just dislike religious people who happens to be mostly women.

Since most have hard time thinking deep and rationally, religion fills the gap for them.

Lazy thinkers are the most gullible set of living things on earth.

If you are married to a lazy thinker be it male or female, my brother or sister, you are in physical, emotional and spiritual mess!

Available.

Is this the best you could come up with?

abike12:
i'm sure you had a head injury over the weekend to come online and start generalizing and calling people names. wishing you a speedy recovery. try aromatherapy for that anger that is eating your insides.