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He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by somehow: 4:28pm On Aug 24, 2017
A zoo keeper was killed this morning in the alligator enclosure of the Naples Zoo, while he was attempting to sexually assault a 12 foot long reptile.

According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the younger reptiles, when he was surprised by one of the larger animals which attacked from behind.

The young man was caught by the throat by the alligator, who dragged him underwater and drowned him.

Jimmy Olsen’s death took place around 6:00 AM this morning, but his disappearance was noticed only an hour later by other employees. They finally discovered his dismembered body floating in the pool of the alligator enclosure around 8:30.

“The images captured by the security cameras show that Mr Olsen had clearly placed himself in a very vulnerable position,” Captain White told reporters. “He had his pants around his knees and was lying down on top of one the animals, with his back to the others. The poor guy didn’t stand a chance! We can see him being dragged in the water, then he disappears from sight. He was probably dead within thirty seconds of the attack.”
miamizoo

Jimmy Olsen had been working with the reptiles at Naples Zoo for the last two years, and was considered a reptile specialist. He was killed, by a 24-foot long male alligator named Brutus while he was engaged in sexual intercourse with one of the smaller specimens.

Although Mr. Olsen’s is the first zoo worker to die while having sexual intercourse with an animal, he is not the first one to be implicated in an incident implicating bestiality.

In 2002, three employees of the Columbus zoo were condemned, after it was revealed that the zookeepers allowed people into the zoo after business hours for the purpose of copulating with the animals
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/

Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by stefanweeks: 4:34pm On Aug 24, 2017
weird
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by kingxsamz(m): 4:35pm On Aug 24, 2017
undecided nawa oh...
na real wa

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Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by swiz123(m): 4:35pm On Aug 24, 2017
Hia ...another psycho on the loose.

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Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by doctimonyeka(m): 4:37pm On Aug 24, 2017
Na wa o...



Nothing is new anymore..
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by somehow: 4:40pm On Aug 24, 2017
Another one even tied his own alligator down and kept at the backyard for sexual pleasure.



Florida Man Caught Having Sex With Alligator He Kept Tied Up In His Backyard
By timw_brap
Posted on July 16, 2015


Florida raises the stakes yet again. We’re used to seeing all kinds of bizarre shit going down there, but this one is pretty much unthinkable, just in terms of how practical it is.

The story revolves around a 59 year old guy called Rupert Darwin who lives in the sparsely populated Everglade City, which is home to roughly 400 people. Not really much of a city then.

Darwin lives in the outskirts, works as a fisherman and keeps himself to himself according to residents. They also describe him as odd, although I’m not really sure if anyone could have prepared them for how odd he actually turned out to be.

It transpired that Darwin had a 12 foot alligator tied up and blindfolded in his backyard and that he would regularly rape the animal multiple times a day. He was discovered after an unnamed nature hiker walked past his place and overheard the dirty deed going on – he also heard Darwin talking dirty to the alligator:


It was the darndest thing. I was performing a nature walk but I got a little off the beaten track when I got lost because my compass stopped working after I sat on it by accident.

I came across this wooden hut in the woods and was going to go in to ask them for directions when I heard someone shouting in the backyard.

I walked over there and heard Darwin growling: ‘next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.’

It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen. The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a shit that Darwin was having sex with it.

Needless to say I hightailed it out of there. It took me another seven hours to find a road without my compass but I’m still glad I didn’t go anywhere near that guy.

Hmm. Sounds like Darwin’s dirty talk wasn’t really doing it for the alligator. I mean it’s alright doing the whole 50 Shades Of Grey thing, but if you aren’t going to put any actual effort in then what’s the point?

Darwin was arrested following these revelations and was charged with multiple counts of animal cruelty as well as illegally keeping a wild animal. He pretty much admitted to all the charges and explained the situation during his police interview:

The gator had gotten a hold of my pant leg when I was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag me into the water. I was able to escape without injury, but I wanted revenge, pure and simple.

I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

I planned to chop off her tail and pull her teeth apart too. I was then going to torture her by playing nigger music at her over and and over again without stopping. Bitch.

Well, that sure is one hell of a revenge scheme isn’t it? Damn. I’m not sure if the alligator even gave a crap though because it just lay there completely still when Darwin was pumping his dick into her. Sounds like she didn’t even notice it to be honest, so it sounds like Darwin’s little scheme was a complete bust. Loser.

Darwin is probably going to jail for some time whilst the alligator is getting ready to be released back into the wild after being treated for minor injuries. No idea what she’ll get up to now she’s free again but I’m sure Darwin will be hoping she doesn’t come looking for revenge on him like he did. It doesn’t really sound like she was too bothered by the whole ordeal though so will probably just go back to attacking random rednecks.
http://www.sickchirpse.com/florida-man-caught-sex-alligator/
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by somehow: 4:43pm On Aug 24, 2017
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by Nobody: 4:43pm On Aug 24, 2017
Atleast he didn't waste The Alligator used him for breakfast
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by somehow: 4:45pm On Aug 24, 2017
Madness
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by somehow: 4:47pm On Aug 24, 2017
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by Jabioro: 4:54pm On Aug 24, 2017
Supersonic weird.. with Turbo madness living in a zoo, died as a complete insane man..
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by Ehinmola(m): 9:55pm On Aug 24, 2017
somehow:
A zoo keeper was killed this morning in the alligator enclosure of the Naples Zoo, while he was attempting to sexually assault a 12 foot long reptile.

According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the younger reptiles, when he was surprised by one of the larger animals which attacked from behind.

The young man was caught by the throat by the alligator, who dragged him underwater and drowned him.

Jimmy Olsen’s death took place around 6:00 AM this morning, but his disappearance was noticed only an hour later by other employees. They finally discovered his dismembered body floating in the pool of the alligator enclosure around 8:30.

“The images captured by the security cameras show that Mr Olsen had clearly placed himself in a very vulnerable position,” Captain White told reporters. “He had his pants around his knees and was lying down on top of one the animals, with his back to the others. The poor guy didn’t stand a chance! We can see him being dragged in the water, then he disappears from sight. He was probably dead within thirty seconds of the attack.”
miamizoo

Jimmy Olsen had been working with the reptiles at Naples Zoo for the last two years, and was considered a reptile specialist. He was killed, by a 24-foot long male alligator named Brutus while he was engaged in sexual intercourse with one of the smaller specimens.

Although Mr. Olsen’s is the first zoo worker to die while having sexual intercourse with an animal, he is not the first one to be implicated in an incident implicating bestiality.

In 2002, three employees of the Columbus zoo were condemned, after it was revealed that the zookeepers allowed people into the zoo after business hours for the purpose of copulating with the animals
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/
. So there is jungle justice in the alligator kingdom.

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Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by quiverfull(m): 10:31pm On Aug 24, 2017
"...and because they refused to retain the knowledge of the Most High, He gives them up to a reprobate mind to do things that are unbefitting for man."
One more sign to confirm that the end is here.

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Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by captleonerd(m): 1:02am On Aug 25, 2017
This idiot wants to give humans a new disease from alligator. Good for him
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by Jakumo(m): 7:18am On Aug 25, 2017
I know for a fact that there are more than a few alligator and crocodile lovers lurking among Nairaland's readership.


If you are one of those who regularly or occasionally seeks carnal knowledge with huge toothy reptiles, please identify yourself NOW if you do not wish to be publicly named by me, later on today.
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by seunny4lif(m): 11:45am On Aug 25, 2017
People dey ooooooh

Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by lalanice(f): 11:53am On Aug 25, 2017
swiz123:
Hia ...another psycho on the loose.
lucky for the sane ones, this one's not on the loose
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by Reprobate: 1:39pm On Aug 28, 2017
waaawwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by Blackfire(m): 3:11pm On Aug 28, 2017
Abeg blow this trumpet na....
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by chukskafor(m): 7:52pm On Aug 28, 2017
Idiotic being
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by okwabayi(m): 10:19pm On Aug 14, 2018
What the f-uck! Crazy white people are at it again. I am not surprised. They service their dogs and those who work in zoos allow lions, tigers, pumas and lions service dogs for fun.
I’ve come across a video of men trying to kill a bear so they’ll f-uck its dead body. Where person wan chook prick for crocodile sef?
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by odogwu190(m): 10:33pm On Aug 14, 2018
Na too go rape mosquito,cos them go get Power!!
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by adecz: 5:38am On Aug 15, 2018
Height of insanity....!!!

A crocodile of all things!! shocked shocked shocked

Maybe his preeek is armour plated.. undecided

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Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by dahnimoh(m): 6:34am On Aug 15, 2018
Very pathetic
Re: He Died While Trying To Rape An Alligator! by dexter360(m): 4:25am On Oct 11, 2019
Jimmy Olsen Naples: zoo employee killed trying to rape alligator
https://hahaloud.com/zoo-keeper-killed-trying-to-rape-alligator

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