₦airaland Forum

Lord knows i never and will never buy a Chinese substandard _bullshit. All this infinix, tecno, injoo crap to hell with them..

fortune1968:
he is your president,your family president,our president .If u talk this way,then are u saying that you and your family are cursed too.? Think.

Nonsense!

The Buhari family is cursed with a certain type of DOOM luck

This is serious!
This shows how our educational institutions have fallen!!

WAASCE 2016 Agricultural Science Q2(a)(i)
Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).

This is an actual answer that a student gave:

1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste
waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for
soup it does not taste waaaaow

2. Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy goat but sheep dont give soup perfume.

3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.

4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep
don’t have sharp brake.

5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not smelling.

6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on right side of God.

7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble

8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot jump and turn 360°.

9)the goat cry pobebe pobe but sheep cries berh berh.


May God help us all!

beautyerhu86:
Go to the market yourself and do the shopping.

best comment..

dante300:
I am contemplating taking a hidden camera to her apartment fix it and study her every move from my phone....don't care how much it would cost me.

you get time to waste, why not put that effort in getting another girl?? Its very obvious she is cheating on you

ireneony:
use chrome then.
Once it occur, u will wait for 40sec ......press the back button(go back to the original home page) then it refresh again.

hmmm all this stress, nawao, i think i will bookmark the link he gave , thanks for the suggestions (wish the site had a thumbs up smiley to give you)

Okay i noticed something with safari now when I refreshed the homepage it changed to www.nairaland.com which gave the redirect error but with the link you gave https://www.nairaland.com/home seun it works.. I tried www.nairaland.com it gave the redirect error again , i tried the link you gave then it worked.. I suggest sticking to that link permanently for the homepage please

Seun:
Try www.nairaland.com/home

i did just now, with ucweb it worked good, no hiccups iphone (first pic below).. Then i tried the link with safari, it worked, I refreshed it worked again and i did a third refresh to be sure then the redirect message popped up (second pic)

ireneony:
refresh it again..it will work.
It works for me.

i have refreshed close to 15times and it doesn't, most times, it comes and goes immediately.. But ucweb seems to be working fine but i hate the browser

Seun actually this morning it got worse.. Now i am forced to stick with ucweb, every other browser bounces up with one error or the other.. Some minutes back i tried safari with it, it opened but the pages were stripped.. Ucweb opens it fine but other browsers either redirects, strip the page or give an error message.. Below is pic of the stripped page..

Oh boy ehhh.... Vaseline ??

All this camel toe, goat leg, frog hand nonsense wey una dey speak na English.. Kpekus na kpekus

Thanks for the action Seun, i noticed this now with Safari, if i click on followed topics or any other segment of nairaland it works fine but when i click the bold green NAIRALAND up top that takes one to the homepage I encounter the very redirecting error hmm.. Might be homepage issue?? This is that error i told you of..

Hello seun , I don't understand this has been happening for sometime now and it's frustrating sometimes, this happens only with Nairaland.. Sometimes i will just be browsing and as soon as i click to come on nairaland i encounter a redirecting error issue with safari on iphone, i will put pics below.. I thought it was a browser problem i then tried googling the issue and saw some stuffs saying cookies and contacting the site owner, I downloaded google Chrome and saw almost same error, I downloaded ucweb and it worked fine, i tried safari again and got same error hmm.. I don't know , please fix whatever issue it is cos i d love to go back to my safari.. Also sometimes i get an error green message when browsing nairaland... Seun please fix.. Pics below

Most people here don't know the meaning of allergy , rather they are stating foods they don't like..

Nonsense

I just noticed something tonight.. I actually started feeling sad for Davina after sometime of thinking about the originals, but i rewatched the whole season 2 of the originals and my hatred for her grew back strong.. Fellow brethren if any of you guys starts to miss that _idiot Davina, just travel back in time to season 2 and you would be glad she died terribly.

The worst season finale goes to Empire.. I have lost my bond with this show. Crappy

moski5:
so its one down 2 to go
NB how come people's here 4got finn

dude, finn is dead , the other originals live on.. One thing is certain, if you aren't an original you aren't an original, every other talk of _stupidly being super original or Ultra original or advanced original is silly.. You are either an original or not..

This country is a curse to its people

I dislike Buhari and how he runs this country poorly but i also dislike pdp cos they are all the same, someone better who is not a part of these illiterates at the top

koxi:
You sound as if all hope is lost. There is a reason why GOD is keeping you and me alive, don't you think so? A word of advice: always have a positive outlook in life, no matter the situation. Tough times don't last, but tough people do.

for Nigeria, all hope is lost.. God is keeping me alive to achieve what i am to Achieve.. God is not keeping me alive cos of any country called Nigeria.

koxi:
lol...I understand ur point perfectly. Take a cue from all great nations of the world today. Which of them achieved greatness without suffering?

those great nations were manufacturers , those great nation never depended only on oil as a main source of income.. Those great nation settled their indifferences first as a nation before developing, those great nation weren't as over populated with tribes that hate themselves like we are... I ask again , how do you see your fairytale prediction coming to pass?? Where exactly are we going to start from before becoming great??

koxi:
It is well with us in this country.
I strongly believe that things will improve for the better, though it seems impossible at the moment.
Gold, before it comes out shiny has passed a lot of fire tests.
Nigeria will bounce back better and stronger!

how exactly will this happen? This is no fairytale movie were the characters finally live happily ever after

Julietcutie:
after three kids... wow I must keep fit after giving birth

with money, you can keep any shape your heart desires

Post pictures here or forget.. Nairalanders dont fall

They do same with egg too..Nigeria is just a curse, where things common to the outside world is a big deal

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Nonsense

thenny312:
The Vampire Diaries" season 8 co-stars Paul Wesley and Candice Accola-King recently opened up about Stefan and Caroline's fate in the upcoming installment.


In the finale episode for season 7, Stefan and Caroline decided to get back together. However, it seems that their relationship wouldn't be for keeps.


Speaking with TV Line, executive producer Julie Plec said that she wants to give Stefan and Caroline the opportunity to enjoy their relationship first before they plunge into another ordeal that could destroy their bond.


Meanwhile, King spoke with E! News about Caroline and Stefan's future and said that she hopes that two would finally have a healthy relationship.

However, the actress believes that Caroline and Stefan enjoying some peace wouldn't last very long on the hit The CW series.

"But it's probably not going to be because that's boring to watch on television," she said.

Wesley also shared that the creators of the series told them not to get too comfortable with Caroline and Stefan's relationship at the moment.

"Everything's indefinite in that people get together, people reconcile, people fight, and it's all bound to change. That's what a TV series is so you can never quite plan on everything being perfect, peachy forever," he said.

However, this does not mean that they are not thrilled with the onscreen couple's decision to set their differences aside and just give their relationship another shot.

According to King, she's a Steroline shipper, and she's also very happy that Caroline had the opportunity to flirt with Stefan in the finale episode for season 7.

"It was a very slow burn, and I love a good slow burn," she said.

In other news, Wesley was asked to share some details from the upcoming eighth season.

According to him, there's a whole new "reason" to watch the upcoming episodes.

"The Vampire Diaries" season 8 will premiere on The CW sometime this year.

when i say Caroline is a Hoe, some doubt... Hmmm Hoes are never Loyal.

AdeLaNa1:
Lool! Caroline and Elena.....

I no even sabi who Hoe pass for the two

i swear. Caroline don sleep with every thing wey dey mystic falls , infact she even give birth to another man children, now she wan carry the Hoe business enter New Orleans.. Mystic falls no do her...

Nonsense and so!?