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Forum GamesRe: Which Of These Pills Will You Pick?(photos) by somehowpenis(m): 9:45pm On Jan 25, 2017
darlingtonIIV:
And then what next? $50million will just fly you like that
going back 10 years in time with the knowledge you have now, you may even be the one who brings mmm into Nigeria, many ways to make two times that cash. You could start a bet on who wins the American presidential election, you can invest all your life savings on acquiring bitcoins and dollars knowing by 2016 things will skyrocket and you'd more than that 50million dollars. . Dude you'd be like a god.
Christianity EtcRe: "I Repeat It, Christians Defend Yourself" - Apostle Suleman by somehowpenis(m): 5:32pm On Jan 25, 2017
Sirheny007:
Beloved fellow Christians, do not listen to this man...

He wants to start a war...
get out
Christianity EtcRe: "I Repeat It, Christians Defend Yourself" - Apostle Suleman by somehowpenis(m): 5:32pm On Jan 25, 2017
dechriscool:
Sometime we should be careful of our actions.Placing of one group of citizens above another citizens can only breed violence and disunity among the citizenry.
Nigeria has never being divided along ethnic,religion and political line the way it is under president Muhammadu Buhari.
Please Apostle Johnson Suleiman don't use violence to answer violence.It gives rise to bigger violence.I know you are speaking out of frustration of this useless adminstraction in protecting her citizens against fulani herdsmen.

We know who put us all in this cesspit administration
get out.
TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by somehowpenis(m): 1:26pm On Jan 25, 2017
Draxler:
Crap, my bad. Why would I expect any better from someone called somehowpenis? Do your thing bro, express yourself.
k
EducationRe: Abducted Students, Staff Of Nigeria Turkish School released by somehowpenis(m): 10:13pm On Jan 24, 2017
Money made
TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by somehowpenis(m): 9:24pm On Jan 24, 2017
Draxler:
Apparently there was no smarter way for you to argue that I was wrong
nonsense
PoliticsRe: Photos Of The Female Soldier Who Died In Army Uniform by somehowpenis(m): 2:32pm On Jan 23, 2017
_fuck whatever I don't give a Bleep. They can all die for all I care
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Comes To The Aid Of A Widow by somehowpenis(m): 8:58am On Jan 23, 2017
brostheo:
Publicity stunt!
fact
InvestmentRe: Advantages Of Early Crash Of MMM by somehowpenis(m): 2:39pm On Jan 22, 2017
rottennaija:
If you think you have won, that you have successfully crash MMM, good for you. May God bless you. But please, allow us to rest.

Since you have that money, start a good business. Employ people and pay them peanut. 20k is too much to pay your employees, but it can hardly pay their transport to your place of business a month. Allow us to rest, OK?

Betnaija and merrybet is still running, I'm sure it has been running for years and will continue to run.
seriously you are a _fool, the mavrodi dude came in into your country scammed you blind, left with your money and you are here attacking someone who only but warned you against it? _fools everywhere
Foreign AffairsRe: Yahya Jammeh Flees As West African Troops Enter Gambia by somehowpenis(m): 12:26pm On Jan 20, 2017
He who the gods want to destroy they first run mad..
InvestmentRe: #MMMGONE Trending On Twitter by somehowpenis(m): 12:12pm On Jan 20, 2017
2tek:
#MMMnotGONE. SAY NO TO PANICK
buhahaha grin
InvestmentRe: Nigerians Lament On Twitter Over MMM Removal Of The GH Option by somehowpenis(op): 12:13am On Jan 18, 2017
dabrightt:
hope u no fall victim to m m m
nah.. I can't be a part of that _stupid scheme.
InvestmentRe: Nigerians Lament On Twitter Over MMM Removal Of The GH Option by somehowpenis(op): 10:42pm On Jan 17, 2017
chessguru:
E no get wetin you wan talk or how you take talk am , WE STAND WITH MMM NIGERIA NO SHAKING !!
broke _ass
InvestmentRe: Prediction And Analysis On The Future Of MMM - Cramjones by somehowpenis(m): 10:39pm On Jan 17, 2017
anigbajumo:
Nothing like story,a lot of people are not been matched to pay their PH,close to mmm participants, they will the you...
huh? undecided
InvestmentRe: Nigerians Lament On Twitter Over MMM Removal Of The GH Option by somehowpenis(op): 10:18pm On Jan 17, 2017
chessguru:
Don't stress over what you can't control.Things always get worse before they get better. But when they do get better, you get the best.Great things take time. Don't give up.Progress, no matter how small, is always something to be proud of........ MMM is coming back gradually and we must believe in the system , MMM is you and i , because we are the PH & GH , we pay each other , we are the community , we are MMM, United we stand strong but divided we fall , believe me if we all cooperate , MMM shall be greater than ever , the media wants us to panic but once we realize this and do the needful ..... SHOW we are ready to stay with MMM and provide help and get help like before . MMM NIGERIA shall be stronger than ever . -Akinov (Share this on your walls) MMM is real and here to stay say no to panic #ISTANDWITHMMMNIGERIA
buhahaha. grin , so it is now making quotes and preaching calmly.. no longer , is it your money? You guys make Nigerians look like dumb _ass easily deceived _fools to the white. Broke _ass mentality
InvestmentRe: Nigerians Lament On Twitter Over MMM Removal Of The GH Option by somehowpenis(op): 10:13pm On Jan 17, 2017
dabrightt:
E never do ooo...when yahoo guys dey show forigners pepper d tin they sweet nigerians now forigner come do us confirm yahoo u say he don do...have you forgotten law of carmal
lol, karma not Camal oo. You are right though
InvestmentRe: Prediction And Analysis On The Future Of MMM - Cramjones by somehowpenis(m): 10:10pm On Jan 17, 2017
anigbajumo:
No,they av not matched me,a lot of people have not been matched to fulfill their PH order...
hmmm, stories are beginning to enter this
InvestmentRe: Prediction And Analysis On The Future Of MMM - Cramjones by somehowpenis(m): 10:01pm On Jan 17, 2017
anigbajumo:


Wat baffles me is that this nonsense from gullible fools won't stop me to PH 450k in d next 2weeks despite my 200k remain frozen,shame will catch you all very soon, am very sure a brave men like me are there in community in thousands.......


hwfar bro? You later provide that help?
PoliticsRe: Photos From Military Accidental Jet Strike At IDP Camp In Borno by somehowpenis(m): 9:51pm On Jan 17, 2017
Since it's between the north and the government they love so much, WHATEVER.
InvestmentRe: Nigerians Lament On Twitter Over MMM Removal Of The GH Option by somehowpenis(op): 9:48pm On Jan 17, 2017
ojtech8291:
High level of hatred and Sadist in Nairaland. They put it in ghost mode because of the cancellations. Everybody is has become a writer because of MMM. Why?
these twitter users are all mmm participants asking serious questions , not you who _foolishly lay back , make up an imaginary explanation/ excuse for the system and yourself , and hope it's okay.
PhonesRe: Buying Of Phones ( Iphones ) On Jiji by somehowpenis(m): 9:38pm On Jan 17, 2017
Scams all scams, I myself was scammed about some years ago on olx, wanted getting an iPhone 6 then for a 162k, I trusted too much.. never again
InvestmentNigerians Lament On Twitter Over MMM Removal Of The GH Option by somehowpenis(op): 8:29pm On Jan 17, 2017
Nigerians took to twitter to express their fear, anxiety and grief as MMM removed the GH option barely few days after it just brought back the option.

Foreign AffairsRe: ECOWAS Issues Last Warning To President Jammeh Ahead Of Barrow's Swear-in by somehowpenis(m): 2:52pm On Jan 17, 2017
AFRICA!! A continent that should be re colonized all over again.. how one continent out of all other continents chooses to be the worst, amazes me..
InvestmentRe: MMM and Nairaland Exposed!!! by somehowpenis(m): 6:57am On Jan 17, 2017
NLPsychologist:
Yeye boy cheesy

Those in the Politics section are not politicians ( just people who come to pour their sorrow on politicians) whatever is done their changes nothing...sorry it gives you an avenue to "pour it out cheesy!!!

Those on the jokes section, education,investment kuma...same story...it's all about the money boy cool...or in Mavrodian jargon: "Letter of Hapiness"

Nairaland is used as the Opium of the masses,

Then came the real deal: MMM Money Making Machine! You get true reward for your time's :oworth and not just making others rich but enriching yourself FINANCIAL INSTEAD OF ONLY SEUN shocked

If this is not true: Nairaland has Religion section, Politics, Jokes etc and even started 2005 but just about 1million users, MMM came last year, 3million users shocked only a bovine-minded person cannot analyse 'usefulness' and whatever you want us to see

So just gerrarra!!!
Kk
PoliticsRe: Third Female Suicide Bomber Caught By Villagers, Shot Dead (photos) by somehowpenis(m): 6:32pm On Jan 16, 2017
angeltolly:
Who knows what was given to this one in other to carry out this deadly and evil act huh It might just be ordinary food with the promise to give them more food when they return. Of course, most of these little girls won't be told they will die in the process angry
the same way you see mmm participants brainwashed into being ready to die defending sergy is exactly the same way these girls are brainwashed into being ready to die for allah..
InvestmentRe: MMM and Nairaland Exposed!!! by somehowpenis(m): 6:28pm On Jan 16, 2017
wman:
Stup..d people all around.

You think MMM's website is a substitute for the education, NYSC, politics, entertainment, celebrity and joke sections of Nairaland?

Why will Seun be jealous of MMM?

So you think the only reason people visit Nairaland is because of MMM threads?

God knows how you guys reason.
trully i tell you, i have never seen such stupidity as the OPs
InvestmentRe: MMM and Nairaland Exposed!!! by somehowpenis(m): 3:01pm On Jan 16, 2017
NLPsychologist:
This is nice data. Seun have not seen anything yet.

He should be careful cos if a message is passed to Mavrodians regarding Nairaland or at best, Sergey should create an online Forum and dash Nigerian Mavrodians as a substitude to Nairaland... I think his eye will clear! At present Sergey is more powerful than small Seun.
yet you dance around on his site raking him millions grin
Foreign AffairsRe: The New Beast: Features Of Trump's $15 Million Cadillac One. by somehowpenis(m): 1:00pm On Jan 16, 2017
Explorers:
Something like this, armoured.
does it match up to the beast standard?
PhonesRe: Why I Would Never Visit Tecno Carlcare Offices Anymore!! by somehowpenis(m): 11:55am On Jan 16, 2017
Carlcaresophia:
Hello kazzonline, sorry to hear that, please kindly send us your phone number, IMEI, work order number so that we can transfer your info to our colleagues to check the details. Thank you!
bull_shit.. send you all the details for what exactly? After about 3weeks of him fixing his phone? Blob.
CelebritiesRe: Lady Drops Weird Comment On Lillian Esoro's Instagram Page (Pic) by somehowpenis(m): 11:48am On Jan 16, 2017
recievesense:
I wanted to respond to u until I saw ur moniker smh
which you went ahead and did.. blob.

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