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PhonesRe: Subscriber Options for UNLIMITED Internet - WORTH IT? by somehowpenis(m): 6:14pm On Jan 01, 2017
4llerbuntu:
Around 10pm last nite they briefly removed the throttling on the network, and it lasted till about 12 noon today.

It has since been reinstated.

Yes, I can confidently assert that the slow speeds u are getting are deliberate.

Anyways, it's too slow for comfort. MTN is performing well.
how slow is the network? Can it get up to 2mB/s speed ? And what area of Lagos has the best plan in Nigeria that offers an unlimited plan?
Christianity EtcRe: How Did Demons Come Into Existence? Who Created Them? by somehowpenis(m): 5:04pm On Jan 01, 2017
baylrc4real:
In the whole universe both earth and heaven God created everything, there is no other creator but God, God creates everything for good purpose, but that creature might decide to go against God's plan by doing wickedness, and which of course will later face the rot of God. The first sin was committed in heaven, Head Angel Lucifer who later became the devil has pride and wanting to be like God, Was cast away from heaven with other angels loyal to him. These his loyal angels are what we now call the demons. Pls they are not created by the devil as you think. God the one and only Creator.
the devil was tempted by a force greater than him which made him start questioning God's authority little by little until before the Great War which he lost and then got casted down from heaven.. God created everything except DARKNESS, Darkness and God existed before creation..
Christianity EtcRe: How Did Demons Come Into Existence? Who Created Them? by somehowpenis(m): 5:01pm On Jan 01, 2017
Billyonaire:
Actually, Darkness is the default. The entire Cosmos is dark except brightened by the beam from the stars like Sun etc.

Let there be LIGHT! Then hologram was turned on! Spirit was projected, Spirit condensed to denser objects like planets etc. Biology took over from there and where we are. Soul jumps in to enjoy the experience, but they needed a body. Those who have space suit body designed for earth are called humans, animals, insects etc. Spirit is all. physical forms and bodies are housing for spirit. Spirit occupying organisms is called Soul. Not that demons dont have body, they do, its etheric and in other forms, designed for their explorations and experience. Everything is SPirit and Spirit is Energy.
if light do have a source, then Darkness must have a source, and if Darkness do have a source then God must have a source.. God is not a being, God is the Default.. darkness and God were existing, and God was roaming in the darkness, nothing else just both Elements.. The Holy book makes us understand God was moving like a whirlwind.. if you say Darkness is the default and Stars light everything up then what color was God before the stars were created? Or was God Darkness? And would you think God is the one whom after creating all his angels , possessed Lucifer into challenging him? And who created the tree of good , knowledge and evil in the garden, which God seriously warned Adam and Eve not to eat of it... I think Darkness is a force as powerful as God , but My believe makes me understand God is much more powerful than it all which I agree,.. the Armageddon war being proclaimed in the Bible, I believe is not actually between God and Lucifer , cos lucifer is just a fallen angel, but between God, his people and Darkness and his people...
Christianity EtcRe: How Did Demons Come Into Existence? Who Created Them? by somehowpenis(m): 4:43pm On Jan 01, 2017
Revelation1:
.Take note; I'm not talking about the fallen angels who were defeated in battle by the Arch angel Michael. I'm talking about demons, witches and wizard. Let's go to the book of Genenis chapter 1 vs 21. And GOD created sea whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abudantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind; and saw that it was good. Let it be known to you that Genesis 1vs21 was making reference to the great sea monster Leviathan or Behometh and other sea creatures. Follow me to the book of Isaiah chapter 27vs1. At that time, the lord will judge Leviathan* the crooked snake. The Lord will use his great sword, his hard and powerful sword, to punish Leviathan, the coiled snake. Leviathan is a great sea monster it can be in form of serpent, whale or crocodile. God created serpent the father of all demons, so does it mean that God was the creator of demons since Leviathan was created by him? Honest answer pls. Kingebukasblog, 4evergod, Wiigrea7, Amalice9, Anas09.
in the beginning God and darkness existed... before God started creating every other thing like light , water and others.. I think Darkness their was a whole new type of evil existing on its own, and it was this same darkness that possessed Lucifer into challenging God.. I think God created the sea creatures , serpent and every other thing before DARKNESS(evil) took control of those that wanted it to take control of them.. God didn't create Darkness , it was already existing together with God before creation... Darkness created Demons.. but God's own always do prevail... this is my own idea..
RomanceRe: Reasons To Make Love To A Woman During Menstruation by somehowpenis(m): 2:07pm On Jan 01, 2017
Chidex2442:
Part of Bible pls
Leviticus 15:19-30

“When a woman has a discharge, and the discharge in her body is blood, she shall be in her menstrual impurity for seven days, and whoever touches her shall be unclean until the evening. And everything on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean. Everything also on which she sits shall be unclean. And whoever touches her bed shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening. And whoever touches anything on which she sits shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening. Whether it is the bed or anything on which she sits, when he touches it he shall be unclean until the evening.



Leviticus 20:18


If a man lies with a woman during her menstrual period and uncovers her unclothedness, he has made naked her fountain, and she has uncovered the fountain of her blood. Both of them shall be cut off from among their people.


Leviticus 18:19

You shall not approach a woman to uncover her unclothedness while she is in her menstrual uncleanness.


Ezekiel 18:6

If he does not eat upon the mountains or lift up his eyes to the idols of the house of Israel, does not defile his neighbor's wife or approach a woman in her time of menstrual impurity,..


If you are a Christian do not bring a biblical curse upon yourself...
RomanceRe: Reasons To Make Love To A Woman During Menstruation by somehowpenis(m): 1:03pm On Jan 01, 2017
Chidex2442:
No one here have said anything to backup that the above topic is wrong..... Fact still remains that some of us are scared of the spirituality story.....
it is disgusting, it is dirty and it is biblically wrong, looking for ways to _stupidly justify a sexually deprived fantasy of yours is and will always be wrong.
PoliticsRe: Epic Replys Given To US President Elect On Wishing His Enemies Happy New Year by somehowpenis(m): 9:36am On Jan 01, 2017
Corrinthians:
cheesy
Go finger your _as5... cool
RomanceRe: I'm Beginning The Year Without My Fiancé by somehowpenis(m): 9:30am On Jan 01, 2017
kateskitty:
All of you people bashing me, thank you. I accept I maybe wrong but I'm the kind of person that doesn't like to push people away from my life.
Then why would my fiancé be going through my phone in secret.
I now feel like he didn't trust me enough and he found what he was looking for.
you must be a _fool , if he never trusted you before you just proved him right and I hope he snaps out of it and leaves you immediately beforehand.. you are still a Teen/child.
RomanceRe: I'm Beginning The Year Without My Fiancé by somehowpenis(m): 9:24am On Jan 01, 2017
kateskitty:
I really need someone to tell me the truth if what I've done is bad even though I feel no guilt in it except for the fact that my fiancé is thinking of leaving me just at the beginning of this new year.

Some weeks back last year December, I asked my fiancé to update my Whatsapp for me so I could be able to video call him when we are far from each other and he agreed. Only for him to start snooping around in my messages, especially the ones between me and my ex. And this made him to confront me.
Now he claims he does't have any problem with me chatting with my ex but his problem is that first, I still call my ex sweetie when chatting with him and second, I'm always the first to initiate a chat with him.

Personally I have always called my ex sweetie and bea and don't see why I should stop now. And yes I do initiate most chat when I need someone to talk to and I know my fiancé will be too busy or unreachable. How is this a problem huh I'm not cheating on him with my ex huh But he is threating to quit our relationship huh Is he being unreasonable huh Or I'm the unreasonable one huh

*modified*
All of you people bashing me, thank you. I accept I maybe wrong but I'm the kind of person that doesn't like to push people away from my life.
Then why would my fiancé be going through my phone in secret.
I now feel like he didn't trust me enough, that he had to go through my phone and he found what he was looking for. Something to use against me to break us up.
hopefully he doesn't push away the females in his life as well.. he should be wise and understand that you are just a chick that should be used for killing time..
PoliticsRe: Epic Replys Given To US President Elect On Wishing His Enemies Happy New Year by somehowpenis(m): 9:21am On Jan 01, 2017
Corrinthians:
kanu is a bleached pig. Deal with it. cheesy
a bleached pig with much recognition, food and other basic human amenities than you or any member of your family can and would ever enjoy grin.. _fucktards would always access the internet with TECNO... cry
PhonesRe: Phantom 6 Intetnet Connectivity Problem by somehowpenis(m): 10:36am On Dec 28, 2016
abram10:
you don't just know what you are saying

Gionee m6 is the best phone you can ever think off now..
really?? shocked shocked
PhonesRe: Phantom 6 Intetnet Connectivity Problem by somehowpenis(m): 10:31am On Dec 28, 2016
Bossmd:
I use Phantom 6 plus.

I'm having the same issues.

Only wifi works well. The Mobile Data does not connect until I reset it over and over again.

Sighs! I guess Tecno is still Tecno no matter the cloth you wear for it. Its unfortunate.

iPhone here I come, come 2017.

Somehowpenis, Greenhulk, you guys should get ready to welcome me on board! grin
i will personally throw a welcoming party grin cool
PhonesRe: Instagram Hits Another Milestone - 600 Million Active Users by somehowpenis(m): 7:13am On Dec 28, 2016
Instagram onpoint
PoliticsRe: Chief Femi Fani-kayode Blocks A Nairalander by somehowpenis(m): 7:09am On Dec 28, 2016
Well, it was a senseless thread from a senseless OP..
EducationRe: HND And Third Class Students Can Study And Work In USA, Canada And Europe by somehowpenis(m): 10:26pm On Dec 27, 2016
GREcoach:
Id like to start by saying i fiished with a Third Class. However, upon taking GREand having a score of 303 as well as 4/6 in the Analytical Writing. i currently teach and prepare candidates for GRE while im currently processing my admission.

Im aware that the odds against the average Nigerian Student are quite unevenl distributed due to the inconsistent internet access as well as other factors.

GRE hit me a a time when really had no fall back option, hence i gave it my best and went all out within my limited preparation time. i was able to acheive a score above 300 out of 340 (Combaine Quant and Verbal) as well as a score of 4 out of 6 in the Analtical Writing Section.

Haven gotten two Admission offers already, i decided to give back by teaching candidates how to beat ETD gre by preparing he GRE way.

Im open to questions as well as consultations.

Once again pls, this is not a job advert but simply an olive branch to anyone needing help or clarification regarding Blasting the GRE.
bro message me on Whatsapp on +2349091576655 , would want to have a lengthy talk with you, or you could drop any contact of yours I can reach you by...
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Virgin Last Night... Tho She's Been Penetrated. Once Be4. by somehowpenis(m): 9:52pm On Dec 27, 2016
These two _fools deceiving each other here? Chronic silly online womanizers... _ass lickers
PhonesRe: Manchester City Celebrates Global Partnership With TECNO Mobile by somehowpenis(m): 9:00pm On Dec 27, 2016
pators:
agbara...alaba... tradefare... idumota... oshodi... mile2
grin grin.. what a list...
PhonesRe: Gionee M2017 With 7000mah Battery Capacity Now Official: See Meme by somehowpenis(m): 6:31pm On Dec 27, 2016
Sadly, even if you give me this phone for free I will not use it cry...
PhonesRe: Manchester City Celebrates Global Partnership With TECNO Mobile by somehowpenis(m): 6:22pm On Dec 27, 2016
TappGroupNG:
Oga google it.
They've penetrated into several markets
what 52 countries/ Markethuh
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girl Again After She Misplaced First Engagement Ring by somehowpenis(m): 1:59pm On Dec 25, 2016
When God gives you a sign...
PhonesRe: Finally, MTN Increases Prices Of DATA Plans As Demanded By Buhari’s Government by somehowpenis(m): 1:51pm On Dec 25, 2016
Rafob:
I don't think mtn has increase the cost of data because i purchase data on Friday 23rd Dec. 1000 naira and was given 1.5 gb thanks.
after almost everyone complained against it the senate paused the proposed price hike and mtn reverted back to the normal prices
RomanceRe: Should I Keep On Dating This Girl Or Should I Break Up With Her? by somehowpenis(m): 8:31am On Dec 25, 2016
Ralphjoe:
the worst part is that she tells me everything that goes on between them as i am nt around, she told me that he took her out, they went to market together. Her parents are aware of what is going on because they know me very well, infact i slept at their house for four days, from monday to friday, i left there yesterday. we(she and i) sleeps in her room together althrough out my time there and we made love right there in her parent house for two days.
continue the free knacking, control yourself and fall out of love with her dude..
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 10 by somehowpenis(m): 2:31am On Dec 25, 2016
warriboy21:
shoot me a mail
i don't got the email used for this acct sadly.. how about you shoot me a mail at zotobarr@gmail.com , waiting on you
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 10 by somehowpenis(m): 11:16pm On Dec 24, 2016
warriboy21:
Anyways... i just graduated with distinction honors ..i no gree o..i folo d oyibos dem drag d distinction wink (we no de carrry last na tongue )

it all started back in 2009, my ist year in uniben when I found this thread. then this thread was in part 3 or 4 cant remember quite well.Then it was bigfrancis21 and imperioux and other peeps that was keeping the thread alive. At this time, i was following as a guest.
i became addicted to this thread like a cocaine addict. i check this thread everday of my life even till i get to yankee sef..
I still remember chilling every night on my bed in my hostel at ekosodin browsing through part 1 to 3 back and forth, just because I can't get enough of the glamor of the thread. everything still looks new like its yesterday.

After going through all the rigours of the uniben stress during the day, i always have this thread to thank for the calmness of hope for a brighter academic future at night each time i visit the thread.
i stil rem bigfr helping me to pay gre when dollar was 220 chai embarassed

Although i graduated with 2-2 in uniben(now i know when they say naija education performance is not a total reflection of your academic ability.

fastforward to 2015, i got admission, visa and finally landed yankee

Now a graduate....not just a graduate but with honor...........e no easy....na baba God smiley

now hustling and bustling begins... i wan work jare..i no wan do any phd undecided...(my book life ends ere undecided).
.i wil my do best to always visit this thread even as my busy gets busier...

and so, to many people out there who are aspiring to come here... i pray that the God that favored me will also favor you and fulfill al your life endeavors ....

special thanks to God almighty for protection all through my studies
and also to the 2 veterans of this thread .. bigfrancis21 and imperioux who always got my back anytime anyday. i say thanks.
and to others who have one way or the oda contributed to keeping this thread alive...i say keep up the work

newbies you can also check my school.. their tuition is good...check my profile to see posts I made about my school.



oneluv everyone (sori for any grammer error.....i typed with phone)

merry Xmas
nice one bro.. is their anyway I could contact you?? I too am planning on moving over and I need Some guides from a professional as yourself...?
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 10 by somehowpenis(m): 5:02pm On Dec 24, 2016
I would need maybe someone to point and guide me to the genesis of this thread.. I plan on relocating/moving to the USA next year as from February I will fully start by God's grace.. please I need advise and suggestions? Would it be possible? And what would it take? Also I would love to further my Masters when I am fully settled down over there.. what are my to look out for? What are the Positive and negative out come of my movement? What would I regret and what will I enjoy?.. I have someone I would be staying with for sometime before getting a place of my own if I do arrive so that wouldn't be a problem...
PhonesRe: Authorities Having Tough Time Unlocking Shooter's Iphone by somehowpenis(m): 7:46am On Dec 24, 2016
okhiai1:
So you believe the FBI or the Russians can't crack the iPhone encryption
i don't need to believe it happened to FBI..they couldn't, an Israeli team came to the rescue.
CelebritiesRe: Meet "Colo", America's Oldest Gorilla, Possibly The World's - As She Turns 60 by somehowpenis(m): 12:32pm On Dec 23, 2016
TheLoneCitizen:
Not yours my man, your offsprings'.
their buisness.. if they decide giant elephants would end their world
GamingRe: How Do U Play Fifa 17? by somehowpenis(m): 1:31am On Dec 23, 2016
I am more of a pes person but I have both.. the trick is to play a wing rotation Advanced formation, always learn to pass your ball, and to return home once you notice defenders reaching for your ball.. give the Al a shadow mark...
CelebritiesRe: Meet "Colo", America's Oldest Gorilla, Possibly The World's - As She Turns 60 by somehowpenis(m): 1:09am On Dec 23, 2016
TheLoneCitizen:
Humans are any organism's worst enemy even to themselves.

So why let them hunt them when you can keep them for future purposes.


Don't be surprised if you are telling your grand child about when giants like Elephants roamed the Earth and he calls you a blatant liar.


To your face!
so because Giant Elephants are no more my world will end right? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Meet "Colo", America's Oldest Gorilla, Possibly The World's - As She Turns 60 by somehowpenis(m): 10:49pm On Dec 22, 2016
TheLoneCitizen:
How do you feel coming into this world and not privileged to see the Tasmanian Tiger?




They are making sure your children do not experience this.
wetin concern man and tasasa tiger abi testimonian tiger?
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Nollywood Stars Who Relocated Abroad (What They Look Like Now) by somehowpenis(m): 8:57pm On Dec 20, 2016
Hmmmm
Technology MarketRe: Mint Iphone 6s For Sale SOLD!!! SOLD!! by somehowpenis(m): 5:32pm On Dec 20, 2016
Toluwarni:
why sir?
cos the person who finally picks it up might wish to Jailbreak, and 10.2 has no way to do that and won't for a very very long time. Ios 10.1.1 window stops signing in a few days time,.

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