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FamilyRe: Man Discovers 32-year-old ‘son’ Isn’t His Child (photos) by somehowpenis(m): 10:24pm On Feb 14, 2017
chronique:
You ma, are even more wicked than the woman in question. May God help your future husband. The Bible says "for ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free ". The truth is the ultimate, no matter what. If you can't tell the truth irrespective of the consequences, then, you do not deserve respect or honor.
get out johr.. the Bible radarada. If that silly woman thinks she is going free for saying this her stupid version of the truth, then she must be day dreaming
PoliticsRe: Court Orders The Forfeiture Of Andrew Yakubu's $9.8m To FG by somehowpenis(m): 8:35pm On Feb 14, 2017
The FG will still even steal it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Barcelona : UCL (4 - 0) On 14th February 2016 by somehowpenis(m): 6:33pm On Feb 14, 2017
Barca or nothing
PhonesRe: How Do I Set Up My Iphone To Browse With Mtn by somehowpenis(m): 3:25pm On Feb 14, 2017
tiswell:
Thanks man...the iphone still displays 'sim not compatible with the carrier'...any idea/solution on what that means pls?
your phone must be sim locked
PhonesRe: 5 Things You Should Never Do On Someone Else’s Phone by somehowpenis(m): 2:40pm On Feb 14, 2017
Don't take unnecessary pictures filling up their space
PhonesRe: 5 Things You Should Never Do On Someone Else’s Phone by somehowpenis(m): 2:39pm On Feb 14, 2017
Don't watch xrated movies
PhonesRe: How Do I Set Up My Iphone To Browse With Mtn by somehowpenis(m): 2:28pm On Feb 14, 2017
tiswell:
pls i could not activate my mtn sim on my(unlocked) iphone...help pls!
type in

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Under apn

PhonesRe: Pool Of The Week. How Much Data Do You Use Each Month? by somehowpenis(m): 2:15pm On Feb 14, 2017
Around 65Gb , no downloads, just streaming.
CelebritiesRe: Instagram Fan Blasts Tonto Dikeh, Says Karma Is A Dam! by somehowpenis(m): 1:59pm On Feb 14, 2017
Lol epic blast
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by somehowpenis(m): 8:25pm On Feb 12, 2017
nani667:
They're Just experimenting with the series... they should just do and end it .... no more ideas and they've decided to give Matt and his Maxwell Family some relevance .... Boring Stuff....

And Human Stefan..... Damon with a Conscience.... Epic Boredom....

They should just start Killing off Characters .... to keep people interested ... after Lorenzo , Caroline seems the reasonable next option on the Death List
crap. Why kill off more people in a pre season finale.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Nigerians Are Suspicious, Open Up Now – Doctors Tell Presidency by somehowpenis(m): 11:04am On Feb 07, 2017
stephnie1:
I stand with PMB
instead of waiting for the 1k, why not come over and I bang you nonstop for 2k? I guess you are that cheap?
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by somehowpenis(m): 7:25am On Feb 07, 2017
nani667:
Vengeful or not Cade is on a different league.... she is powerless as far as he's Concerned...

I'm quite sure the writers won't even make her try anything foolish... unless they wanna finally wanna Kill her off ... then that's all well and good ✔

I'm more interested in seeing how Human Stefan unfolds
oh, you don't know these _stupid writers still I guess.. Cade or kade , will be defeated in the most stupid way ever experienced. Either Bonnie will use her returned magic to break the link between her and Elena, or the power surge was from the bond between her and Elena being broken, then Elena would be the weapon used in defeating the Cade nigga. _Stupid writers never disappoint.
PhonesRe: Infinix Note 3: The Most Searched Android Smartphone Of 2016 In Nigeria by somehowpenis(m): 7:15am On Feb 07, 2017
The phone followed the lead of iphone 7, why were Nigerians searching for iphone 7? grin
PoliticsRe: "I Was Hired For ₦1,000, Don't Know Why I'm Here" - Pro-Buhari Protester. Video by somehowpenis(m): 8:32pm On Feb 06, 2017
freeborn76:
This is silly! Nigerians are fed up, you don't have to pay us any amount for us to vent our anger. Was I also paid? I am awaiting someone to come and say I was paid to leave my house as early as 6 a.m. This is simply silly!
you guys are misunderstanding this, they were paid to protest for buhari not against buhari
PhonesRe: How To Get 10000 Instagram Followers Within 30 Days by somehowpenis(m): 3:32pm On Feb 06, 2017
What a Waste of time my friends. undecided .
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Buhari's Vacation Extension by somehowpenis(m): 10:37pm On Feb 05, 2017
He should just off or be offed , nobody gives a rat azz..
PoliticsRe: Buhari Extends His Sick Leave by Unspecified Number of Days by somehowpenis(m): 10:01pm On Feb 05, 2017
He should just off or be offed
PoliticsRe: Abdullahi Chiranchi, DSS Director Dies In Kano by somehowpenis(m): 10:38pm On Feb 04, 2017
Thank God. Good news at least from the hell hole
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by somehowpenis(m): 10:34pm On Feb 04, 2017
Same old _bullshit, Matt keeps blaming supernaturals for his problem. All these time while watching the episode, I just kept thinking, what if the Cade guy goes up in a fight with klaus, who would win? Since fire kills none of them and ripping out hearts kills none of em too . I miss klaus
Christianity EtcRe: Jehovah Witness Lady Dies After Refusing Transfusion During Childbirth (photo) by somehowpenis(m): 4:54pm On Feb 04, 2017
Well one less _idiot to worry about
PoliticsRe: DSS Picks Up James Ibori by somehowpenis(m): 4:51pm On Feb 04, 2017
0b10010011:
DSS is now fully on course...!

Glad to know that there dignity has been restored
and you forgot or failed to read the part that says he will not be detained? The stupid Dss just wants a slight share
PoliticsRe: Census Not Likely In 2017, Says NPC Boss by somehowpenis(m): 4:38pm On Feb 04, 2017
maasoap:
You could be anywhere, I care less. The fact that you're still "putting" mouth shows it affects you way or the other.
buhaha. Affect me indeed grin grin. these underdeveloped niggas trying to act bright. lipsrsealed Alright fleashy.
PoliticsRe: Census Not Likely In 2017, Says NPC Boss by somehowpenis(m): 8:25am On Feb 04, 2017
maasoap:
And an accursed man is your president! What does that mean for your future?
oh you assume I am in the hellhole with you? grin cool
PhonesRe: Help!! How Can I Bypass Apple Id Request On Iphone 6s Plus by somehowpenis(m): 8:21am On Feb 04, 2017
Jolaoshot:
thanks but unfortunately he died few weeks ago sad
tsk tsk. Smh sad
PhonesRe: What's So Special About This Itels31 Mobile Phone by somehowpenis(m): 8:20am On Feb 04, 2017
emmavis4u0052:
the review I dropped is non bais
what you dropped is a copy and paste _bullshit, what a waste of time clicking on here
PhonesRe: Why Ladies Go For This Phone by somehowpenis(m): 8:15am On Feb 04, 2017
Whizpeter:
UPDATED LIST OF ITEL MARKETERS...

Klinro undecided

Emperor650 undecided

Kio052001 undecided

Emmavis4u0052 undecided
you forgot

Quantico or whatever her name is I think

Xandra, in fact half of the monikers commenting on this thread with valentines is around the corner and all other craps praising the device are all from the same one person using different accounts to market the phone
PhonesRe: How To Check If Your Phone Is Cloned(fake) Or Not. by somehowpenis(m): 8:05am On Feb 04, 2017
This tutorial was valid one time but no longer, if you only depend on this to identify a clone then too bad for you, because it Will only lead you to buying clones more. Chinese devs have discovered this, they now tweak in an original phone's imei into their clone devices when making them. A fake Samsung now carries a real Samsung imei, same as htc and others. I was disappointed when I leant this
PoliticsRe: Census Not Likely In 2017, Says NPC Boss by somehowpenis(m): 7:59am On Feb 04, 2017
HRich:
Shagari was in office from 1979 to 1983. They say his
government looted the national treasury. Things were not so
good but Nigeria did not go into an economic recession. Then
Buhari came as military Head of State and was in office from
1983 to 1985. They say he did not loot. But during his time in
office, Nigeria fell into a deep economic recession. Then
came Babangida. They say he looted Nigeria from 1985 to
1993. Yet there was no economic recession. After Babangida
came Shonekan and Abacha from 1993 to 1998. Abacha was
also said to have looted the treasury. In fact, his loot
stashed abroad is still being recovered till today. Yet there
was still no economic recession. From 1998 to 2015, we have
had Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, Yar'Adua and Jonathan. All
administrations were accused of looting the treasury. Still
there was no recession. Now Buhari is back and we are once
again in a recession and you say "LOOTING" of the Jonathan
years is the cause? Are we okayhuh
Do u need a prophet to tell u that this pmb is a proven
failure? Don Innocent
the pmb man must be a curse
CareerRe: Woman Sacked By Kaduna Electric Faints After Reading Sack Letter by somehowpenis(m): 12:59am On Feb 04, 2017
IpobExposed:
Buhari I believe you're seeing this. cry cry

Please I am a strong APC man. I bought the APC I.D card N5000.

Please your excellency. I support u so much that I have a YouTube channel Biafra Exposed where I do expose Liepods even on Nairaland
I support u to the extent your picture is my screensaver since 2016 Jan 6.
I argue in support of u. I believe u will make Nigeria good.
Please the hardship is becoming incommensurable.

Please try and make good your promises.
Please they now call us APC zombies.
Please Buhari we are now ashamed to stand out.


Buhari please fix the country.
Start from Jungle Justice.

Make God bless You Buhari...
zombie pig
CrimeRe: Lady Falls Inside Gutter And Faints After Being Punched By Tricycle Rider (pics) by somehowpenis(m): 7:42pm On Feb 03, 2017
delishpot:
Yeah, you would accept this but if they ask for equality in house work, hanging out, cheating etc, you would suddenly wonder why women want to be equal to men ba? grin grin
FYI gender equality doesn't mean women think they have the same strengths as men. They only want to be seen and heard just like men. Say the truth, with the way women are treated, would you want to be a woman in your next life? Lets assume no woman has fought for equal educational rights, equal right to vote and be voted for, right to get a job if she is qualified etc. Would you love to be a woman when there was nothing but marriage and childbearing for a woman?
would you love to be a man when they was no Ferrari, cash or anything, the men just gathered fight and fight and the strongest gets the best woman, best farm and everything. The men went hunting and even die in the process while the women and children stayed back home . If you women want to be accorded the same respect men has fought and died for centuries before attaining, then you guys should also be ready to accept everything it comes with. This is just blowing and you are making noise, what happens when it's time to pick the genders going to war if indeed a war break out overwhelming the army?. Mtcheew
CrimeRe: Lady Falls Inside Gutter And Faints After Being Punched By Tricycle Rider (pics) by somehowpenis(m): 3:08pm On Feb 03, 2017
butterflyy:
Seriously! Are you sure you were born by a woman.
gender equality is when one hits away without minding gender.
CrimeRe: Lady Falls Inside Gutter And Faints After Being Punched By Tricycle Rider (pics) by somehowpenis(m): 3:06pm On Feb 03, 2017
Damilare6293:
There is no excuse whatsoever for him to hit her. You don't react to everything a lady says when she is angry. Real men don't abuse women. A great attribute a man should possess is self control.
gender equality is when you hit not minding any gender. Lady's want this

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