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Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Set To Pay Poor,unemployed Nigerians N5,000 Monthly by somtea(m): 12:28pm On Jun 15, 2015
and spend about 20% of our budget undecided
Education / Re: 9 Things You Need To Stop Doing If You Want To Be Successful by somtea(m): 5:55am On Feb 14, 2015
remember the lord thy God in all thy ways smiley

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Politics / Re: This Is The Last Facebook Update Of Ukeoma Favour Before He Was Killed... by somtea(m): 11:20am On Dec 30, 2014
A leopard CANNOT changeits change it's spots. cry
Religion / Re: Dangers In Lying About The "Will Of God" by somtea(m): 10:43am On Dec 28, 2014
Christians do wat will favor dem alone. twisting God's word to suit us....d same xtians dt break all the rules of engagement and marriage, run back to God when d goin gets awry nd now even endorse divorce. undecidedChristians do wat will favor dem alone. twisting God's word to suit us....d same xtians dt break all the rules of engagement and marriage, run back to God when d goin gets awry nd now even endorse divorce.
Health / Re: Revisiting The Nma Strike - My Candid Opinion - By Dr Ijabla Raymond by somtea(m): 6:22pm On Aug 08, 2014
Zeus777: no one is quoting relativity or renumeration from UK/US . Relativity and renumeration is common
Nigerians including health workers are not objective and emotions rule. We shld learn to be more objective in adressing critical issues
Education / Re: Ebola In Unn. by somtea(m): 6:50am On Aug 08, 2014
Guy take ur time.take ur time well well.dnt d shit out of ppl. No b d same unn wey we dey
Religion / Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by somtea(m): 6:54pm On Jan 09, 2014
Lots of ppl opened d thread hoping to see another story about d lords chosen charismatic movement. D op should make clear d distinction btwn both churches 2 avoid any confusion. Bless
Celebrities / Re: UNN Students Kill Olamide's Gun-Man Pose [PHOTOS] by somtea(m): 1:47am On Jan 09, 2014
poshpimkiey: Where for UNN dis place wey fine small dey? PAA abi St.Peter's? UNN ko, UNEC ni
A stikl dey wonder hw a neva pass d place after all dese years abi na unec??
5.00GP:

I DON'T NEED TO BE AT LOGGERHEAD WITH YOU ON THIS ISSUE...
CHECK YOUR DICTIONARY FOR THE MEANING OF FULL(ED)
"At logggerhead" says a lot about your GP
Sports / Re: It Will Be A Criminal Act If Mikel Does Not Win African Player Of The Year by somtea(m): 11:26am On Jan 07, 2014
sleekymag: Truth is Mikel has always been underrated because he doesn't score much goals but I tell you that guy is a big big asset to any title winning team. He deserves the AFOTY 2013 award. Head to head he outshone Yaya andDrogba at the nations cup. With Mourinho he also beat Man City at the Stamford Bridge 2-1 by frustrating Yaya this season. Mourinho initially overlooked him when he just came in as he was trying to find Chelsea's best eleven. Overtime he realized Mikel is actually Chelsea's best holding midfielder better than Ramires,Lamparrd and others for that position. Mikel I tell u is underrated and unappreciated by the untrained eyes.. There's a reason he always makes it despite the plethora of chelsea's coaches, Mourinho,Avram Grant, Scolari, Hiddink, Ancelotti, AVB, Di Matteo, Benitez and Mouringo again.
COrrect. U notice hw new coaches always leave him on d bench for their first few games?? But he ALWAYS fights his way back into the team.
Pls we should reeremember that dis award Is For the year 2013.
Hw about judging from their head to head performance against each other since january!!¡

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Education / Re: What Is The Situation In Your School On Resumption? by somtea(m): 11:13am On Jan 07, 2014
Gabbysky: If undergraduates and some 'so-called' graduates will have issues communicating in simple English language (our official language), then we have a real problem in our hands.
I marvel at the grammatical blunders I've read from page one.
We truly need a revolution in our Educational System.
And to think that many recruiters and foreigners now have access to Nairaland... SMH in pity of our students.
It was one of the reasons I stood behind ASUU for most parts of this strike.just go back to those ASUU strike threads nd u'll see that the average nigerian undergraduate cannot (except under conscious marking) make 4-5 sentences without a major error. Jah help us!

Sports / Re: Ghana-Nigeria Relations: Thoughts From Football Perspective by somtea(m): 1:41am On Jan 07, 2014
Greenbuoy:
i dnt knw u buh i luv u! u should be in the military, ur heart belongs there..I 'LL JOIN YOU WHEN I'M RIPE ENOUGH..hearts like this will pilot the plane of this country's well-fare 2 the most high sky..TOGETHER, WE'LL SHIT ON EVERY SOUL THAT DESERVES 2 BE SHITTED ON.
Gay alert!¡!

Sports / Re: It Will Be A Criminal Act If Mikel Does Not Win African Player Of The Year by somtea(m): 1:10am On Jan 07, 2014
Well well well, @thegoodjoehunt and striker9. Thmbs up
Now dis lady called safarigirl just has a way of speaking my mind on this thread, and of course left when she discovered some guys trying to "lower her football IQ".
REmeMber we r all entitled to our opinions.
Cheers¡¡¡

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Romance / Re: Can You Remember Your Childhood Lovers? Not Crushes by somtea(m): 1:36am On Jan 06, 2014
Vivy Gift: Ewwwooooo shocked see interesting thread #spreads mat

Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Under Fire For Molest Joke On Twitter by somtea(m): 9:28pm On Jan 05, 2014
ojeffo:
I HV HEARD JOKES ABOUT ABORTION, BOKO HARAM, OSAMA BIN LADEN, ABACHA, HURRICANE KATHRINA..AND CIVIL WARS...CAN SOMEONE PLS EDUCATE ME ON WHY D JOKE ABOUT RAPE IS DIFFERENT...
I TIRE FOR ALL D WITCHES AND WIZARDS ON TWITTER AND NAIRALAND...ENVY AND COVETOUSNESS ARE THE EARLY SIGNS OF WITCHCRAFT..REMEMBER THE ALUU EPISODE, IT WAS ALL BORNE OF ENVY AND BITTER JEALOUSY ..oya let all dem witches dt want his contract terminated go and submit their CVs to glo..SHOELESS mothafuckazz

Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Under Fire For Molest Joke On Twitter by somtea(m): 9:22pm On Jan 05, 2014
deols: the joke is not funny at all.

He committed more than an offense. Imagine that a white man wrote that, he'd have been called a racist.


The apology is not even good enough.

Looks like he has too much money already.globacom can do the needful
Wetin dey worry dis one undecided sadsad

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Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate:::Winner:: UNN by somtea(m): 7:21pm On Jan 05, 2014
Chei, hw did I miss this Anyways.u guys did us proud. #teamunn smiley wink grin
Romance / Re: Letter To A Nairalander I Have A Huge Crush On by somtea(m): 4:25pm On Dec 28, 2013
Having investigated deejay harry nd maureen5.
I have come 2 d ffing conclusions.
1.Maurren5 is a moniker belongin 2 harry
2.Did u notice hw her 1st NL post was 2 quote him
3.Where nd on which thread did he help her on her phone issues
4.Harry nd maureen hv never been viewin @ d same time(since I started ffing dis fairytale)
5.Dis moniker has only been around 4 just a month or so nd "shes" lovin up already
6.Haven't u wondered y thr hasn't been an answer-if there is d traffic here ends.
......Coming with more findings shortly

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Education / Re: Rep Your Secondary School! by somtea(m): 10:53pm On Dec 04, 2013
FGC ijanikin lagos.
Career / Re: Pharmacists, Pharmacy Students And Interns. At Home Or Abroad, Let's Meet Here. by somtea(m): 6:35pm On Dec 01, 2013
We r around nd following this grp seriously.u guys keep d gud work going . cheers
@sisiafrika.dem kwestions u asked r on google na. Abi u dey nid private tutor?
BTW my skul z resuming 2moro, nd that directly translates in2 results starin us in d face.may God help us. AMEN

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Education / Re: UNN Re-Opens For Normal Academic Activities? by somtea(m): 12:01am On Dec 01, 2013
chynazom: Looks like they are referring to those with outstanding exams to write......
Na u b dis Chei.ma nairaland preachin ahf work eeh
Sports / Re: Rate Nigeria's Match Against Italy by somtea(m): 7:14pm On Nov 19, 2013
undecidedAm I d only 1 dat thinks dis guy z confused
oloriooko: between 1 - 10; 1 being the best and ten the worst, i'll give them a 4.5
just a little above average.
you should remember that when it comes to the real deal, the adrenalin pumps faster and more, so the aggressiveness will surely surpass what we saw yesterday from the azzuris probably, our boys will raise their game too.
on the whole, our boys did very well
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by somtea(m): 12:52am On Nov 19, 2013
Stanley08:
PIRACY not supported in this thread mate. Buy apps to support devs!
Can u b a bit more explicit pls? Do u mean I shld dwnload on playstore nd not 4rm apkmania.com?
Phone/Internet Market / Re: ***ALL Android Os Upgrades, ROOTING, & HD GAMES for All android deviceⓐ*** by somtea(m): 12:42am On Nov 19, 2013
somtea: Oga jreyz,i bought an s3(fairly used) nd ut came wit nova 3 dat doesnt work nd anoda game like dat,ystrday i collectd 4rm a roadside download guy MC4 nd PES12,d mc4 nd NOVA3 nd d oda game jst return 2 d home screen but still remain open in d bckground.if u click on it again it returns 2 home screen.i dnt kno if its due 2 wrong installation or if i nid 2 root d fone 4 it 2 b able 2 run these games
Pls hw can u teach my novice head hw 2 install a basic android game
Phone/Internet Market / Re: ***ALL Android Os Upgrades, ROOTING, & HD GAMES for All android deviceⓐ*** by somtea(m): 2:17pm On Nov 17, 2013
Oga jreyz,i bought an s3(fairly used) nd ut came wit nova 3 dat doesnt work nd anoda game like dat,ystrday i collectd 4rm a roadside download guy MC4 nd PES12,d mc4 nd NOVA3 nd d oda game jst return 2 d home screen but still remain open in d bckground.if u click on it again it returns 2 home screen.i dnt kno if its due 2 wrong installation or if i nid 2 root d fone 4 it 2 b able 2 run these games
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by somtea(m): 1:14pm On Nov 17, 2013
Pls o,i installed NOVA3,MC4, on my s3,but after startup dey dont run.i.e after showin d 1st screen they jst return d fone 2 d home screen.dwn d screen they write apkmania.com. I dnt kno if i dint install dem well or, jst confusd,biko advice pls
Career / Re: Pharmacists, Pharmacy Students And Interns. At Home Or Abroad, Let's Meet Here. by somtea(m): 12:31am On Nov 17, 2013
Capableben:

i am confused o
dont know wether to apply for pharmacy or chemical engineering

someone shud enlighten me o pls

If u spend d time u spend derailing dis thread on googling ur questions,u'Shld hv made a headway by now.d problem z dat a lot of d freshers r intreted in salary, 4gettin dat passion z wat sees u thru,but as noble men let us join hands 2 propel our noble profession northward.
Btw,hving dis thread on FP has really brought in a lot of guys. #teamunn. Bia mexx dnt turn hia 2 xperia thread oo
Realised av spokn 2 much already.

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Career / Re: Pharmacists, Pharmacy Students And Interns. At Home Or Abroad, Let's Meet Here. by somtea(m): 8:45am On Nov 15, 2013
Obinoscopy: Hi everyone, I'm a pharmacist. I schooled in the only University of Nigeria...lol. I'm also an epidemiogist and a public health expert.

It's an honour being amongst you all. As men of honour...we join hands smiley.

Oga super lion. A hail oo,we sef go soon reach thr

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Travel / Re: 10 Most Dangerous Cities In The World To Travel by somtea(m): 6:43pm On Nov 14, 2013
Shey u c am,some peeps go stil dey claim 'warri boy',make dem enter afghanistan go tryam 1st
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday To Yuzedo!!! by somtea(m): 12:21pm On Nov 10, 2013
emk4lif: Happy birthday to my favorite nairalander,the one and only Chief Sweetus Yuzedo Oyoyo, the Amunaekaeto 1 Of Banana Iceland Kingdom and The next Governor Of 'ANambarat' state........the dude who makes my NL experience fun
eziokwu!
More life 2 ur years,super lion

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Phones / Re: Thinking Of Getting A Smartphone? Come In For Advice! by somtea(m): 11:48am On Nov 09, 2013
Cvesta:
if u are in Benin i av an S3 with leather pouch goin 4 38k last...whatsapp 08089657971 4mre info or pic
am i lag bro.pls lagos ppl shld come up wit offers.cheers
Phones / Re: Thinking Of Getting A Smartphone? Come In For Advice! by somtea(m): 10:21pm On Nov 08, 2013
Biko my note 2 search has ended nd am gettin an s3 soon,any 1 with an idea hw much d original charger nd pouch nd earpiece will cost sos d 1 am gettin z jst d fone.or jst quote dis post if u hv a better offer
Technology Market / Re: Promo! Promo! Promo! Iphone 4, 18 Pieces Sold Within 24hrs... by somtea(m): 10:34pm On Nov 06, 2013
Oga mikky,pls hw much(total) will it cost me 2 get it down 2 lagos,nd hw do i pay 2 u/mr chima?
Pls reply ASAP.cheersd silver version pls

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