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Cant a nigga womanize in peace anymore?
Debo like I said NO men allowed  

Toyin
Come on dear you need no one to tell you how pretty your are, pretty was made for you  

Mishoo
take your time o oga  

We tried to be US and failed

who are you

i have something to tell you

All the guys can leave

All the pretty girls please remain

Toyin, you can stay too dear

i blame you for not being online at the time of this post

moondust
I'm cool bro wats up

naija*gal
i'm cool, nice to have you back

amigoz
i'm good girl, howz u doing?

naija*gal
babie i've been here, waiting for you to drop in

mishoo
trouble follows me like fleas follow a dog  
I'm doing it clean atleast  

Havanah
Hello girl, missed ya  

Busta
CORRECT!!!  

Come over to my place and take your price
besides you dont have to pay rent over here  

busta
nope
guess again

Guess who's back

Na wa, jackal just loves me,
cant do a post without me.

Wifey jackie babie
Please go get that thingy i asked for ok?
Its really gonna help our rltship . . . you wish

Now walk and stop this addiction . . . if you can

damn  

thinking hello naija*gal

loyika
Ok dude, i'm even closed for the day

Banderas
Let it rest man, I'm sure Jackal is checking up names of High Schools already

Wifey Jackie babie
Remember these words - HIGH SCHOOL!!!

I think this is their - Ballack and Shevy - last season, but I may be wrong.

I have to go now

Jackal
I dont know how else to say this - Go to High School - and I'll be right here waiting for you

I know you are hard at understanding so I'll use bullets
[list]
[li]Jackal goes to High School[/li]
[li]Jackal returns and thanks to my big heart, I certify him acceptable for public interaction with moi[/li]
[/list]

Do I need to write a computer program to remind you of this every 5 minutes?

No heard nothing yet, I think it will take time for him to be back to playing even after he returns.

His absence was a bit long you know. So we have to make do with what we have.

Banderas:
Oga, you refuse to take instruction? Your ignorance is wonderful

A peeve is a minor irritation. A pet peeve is the ONE you like/hate the most. Tell me now, if you only have one dog, can you have a biggest dog?

It's so simple yet it evades you. You can't grasp the basics of the english language, no wonder you resort to all this classless insults.

What is a typo? A typo is a typographical error. What is a typo error? A typographical error error?

Ooops, you did it again, you revealed your great knowledge of the english language. Oh wait a minute, that wasn't really a structural error, it was a typo (Or as you say, it was a typo error)

Oga, by the way, what is a nonce? Where did you get that one from again o? The nonce I know (which again is really ancient english) refers to a period of time. Did you just call Somze a period of time?

Why can't jackal speak english?

A-40, remember the word "screbeje" (sp)?

It's ok, the issue is simple and I think it can be solved . . . High School!!!

A-40
I know

Jackal
Your emptiness does not bother me
Like i said, reply ONLY when you have completed high school
Thank you and Good bye

A-40
Thanks for the completion

Same ole same ole

Jackal:
Nairaland's resident retard.
The main hi-jacker of e-mails, Nairaland accounts and the villain known as FACELESS.
You have no say in this league . . . . .You are too poor to join in.
Stick to your lascivious women and discuss the merits of polygamy in Nigeria.

I understand being truthful is just impossible for your empty skull so i'll just sift through this to make sense of it all.

You know what I give up.

Get a college degree, better still complete high school then send my reply.

Razorr:
There's something Mr. Bankole used to tell me: - It's that if you are a fool, people would not know it if you keep your mouth shut.

Am I the only one to notice the bad punctuation?  
Na wa

Meanwhile DO NOT FLATTER YOURSELF. Who is exchanging anything with you cheap . . .  

A-40
I dont care what she's doing. Don't bother about poor families that lack manners and home training.

Mishoo
I'm just exchanging views on other threads

Lysaa
hiiiiiii . . . again

Banderas:
Men Somze that you're guy is a total loser. I can't argue on his level, it would make me like a person barking at a dog - I refuse to do that. The guy has pissed me off big time right now.

I had stopped exchanges but I just wanted to laugh a little before I leave work
Dont take them seriously, they aint worth it, even in real life. Most of what they spew here are lies, so dont let it get to you.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16635.msg1616516#msg1616516 date=1193319308]@somze
Please scratch that best two left backs in the world statement its ridiculous[/quote]When he was with you guys he was the best abi?

I did not expect any explanation of the blunders 4m these uneducated English kids  

Banderas:
@Somze: did you notice the lapses in grammar? "you would have to". Would is past tense. Have to is future tense. Total murder of the english tongue.

Let's examine the latest post:
1: This is manu thread? There's a "the" missing in that sentence mate
2: My biggest pet peeve? You can have a biggest peeve. You can also have a pet peeve. A "biggest pet peeve" is a tautology, a needless repetition.
3: a 2 weeks old ewe? It should be "a 2 week old ewe"
4: Designer gears: Gear is not singular, so it can't have a plural. Try designer gear

Na wa

My sincere sympathies for Bankole
What a nuisance for a daughter.

@Banderas

Thats what happens when you don't have a college degree yet you come here to correct other folk's semantics, screaming at the top of your voice - how much you think you have in your freaking dreams.

So much for good English Lessons.

Jackal:
Meanwhile . . . . . .u are getting too hot for me liking.
Looser and loser? Some peops are born illiterates . . . .I thunk u know that by now.

Internet is such a bitch . . . . .I can't imagine maself staying in the same room with these peasants.
Gosh . . . Such is life.

Another illiterate speaks up

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg1616344#msg1616344 date=1193317663]@Bandit,Loyik,Somze
It is perfectly normal for a chic to ride privates so i think riding privates is a wrong expression in her case kissing ass is more like it.[/quote]Thats a very mild understatement.
This illiterate is dumb . . . simple.
A disgrace to womanhood.
Bankole is ashamed of this one.

1st Quote from Razorr yesterday

@Banderas N other Gaynners

Have you heard the latest news being circulated in the grapevine?

The gist is that Chelsea owner, Roman Abramovich is about to place a bid to purchase Emirates Airlines.

If he should pull off this deal, you know what it means don't you? Well, I'ld tell you. . . You'all would have to shift your faggy asses out of your stadium and relocate somewhere else.

You might w'anna start thinking of relocating to highbury.

Buncha cock suckers.

Another quote to explain the first one

hahahahaha

Can I ask you faithful gunners a question? I mean those of you that have any business sense whatsoever.

If Roman buys Emirate Airlines, what would happen to your stadium.

Precisely, what would be done about the 100 milla pounds that Emirates gave ya.

Come on. . . use your heads. . . You would lose your stadium.

You'all would have ta relocate to highbury.

I hear Highbury is being converted to residential houses, so what are y'all g'onna do?

And she bothers coming here to correct my mis-spellings.
Na wa

I've been in charge

whats up lysaa?

Eldee
We are not even half way there
Dont count your chiks before they hatch ok? 

Ask you dad


Are you adopted?

Now i dont normally talk to dumb cheap   but i'd make one exception

Cheap . . .
Have you so fast forgotten the dumb post you made yesterday,
You are dumb, foolish and uneducated.

So go on with you open display of absolute and ludicrous sheer stupidity.

You are such a woeful looser in life
Hell, if they was a competition of the World's best Loosers you'll take 2nd.

So go on and live your pathetic life.
Say hello to your Dad for me and tell him he did a great job if you can pick up the phone to talk with the Pastor.

What a dreadful mistake you are for a human being!