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tosyne2much:
You sef don gbagaun baba !!!


It ought to be misuse of grammar


No one is an embodiment of knowledge when it comes to the rules of concord

Hahaha.... His own Gbagaun was superb! Dat is too cheap a Mistake

hardicted:
Like my granduncle used to say; both of you is not serious.

Gbagaun!!! Misuse of English.... "Both" shd go with "are" sire

hardicted:
Like my granduncle used to say; both of you is not serious.

Gbagaun!!! Misuse of English.... "Both" shd go with "are" sire

Genea:
18 or 21 inch

What! Dat shd be moses' staff

Abeg pipu wey don watch the video shd help us with the written version..... Abi una only like to dey receive

Saying dis cos I use Nokia X2

Nawa o.... Even though the faces were blurred, pipu still see she's beautiful
Maybe dey judged with d b00bs
BTW, I saw beauty too

FUTMINNA Withdraws 460 Students
For Poor Academic Performance

460 students of the Federal university of technology minna, Niger State, (FUTMINNA) have been asked by management of the institution to withdraw due to poor performances in the just concluded academic session.

Letters of withdrawal were served last
Friday on the affected students who were said to be 100 level students that were not able to meet with the academic requirement stipulated by the NUC to move to the next level of their study which is
Grade Point of 1.5.

Investigation shows that virtually all the faculties in the institution were affected by the withdrawal.

Don't wanna comment..... Just wanna be d FTC

Thread:
Yeah, I was washing my clothes that Sunday (in my hostel) after everyone had gone to church, and all I had on was one small wrapper, with my naked rear turned towards the gate, then a guy just barged in and saw the *ile-ise* right from the backyard

Maybe u intentionally did.... Cos I can't imagine u turning d whole company in the direction of d gate without u sensing dat someone might come in

Jail ti takeover

SCRABBLE.... I swear I go win everybody here

It's good u've called a friend
But what of the other lifelines
It's either u continue sharing him 50:50, 0R u walk away my dear
IRMC

I know many of us are familiar with that circle divided into four parts..... Called quadrant

Many of us have heard the modified meaning of SALARY, B0SS, P00R, etc.

They try to make u think in their direction (manipulation of mind)

All these and more are the work of GNLD

He who has ears, let him hear...... BEWARE

refiner:
tank God mine is small front and back...if u don't love me d way I am...I won't commit suicide...life goes on...

Go improve 0n dat b00

refiner:
tank God mine is small front and back...if u don't love me d way I am...I won't commit suicide...life goes on...

Go improve 0n dat b00

What if in another two weeks, she came back to say "Dear, I was actually joking"


Perhaps, she had actually finished watching d concluding part of the movie..... Lol!

How come we didn't hear any news of rape or robbery emanating from her domicile? Abi even if d rape was secretly done, d robbery nko?

BTW, what else did d robbers stole? Only her pussy?

True lies......!

refiner:
which meet and wat rules

WhatsApp 08022791302

refiner:
wat I do

Can we meet?..... But I don't wanna break d rules

Hmm! 0verall best graduating student for two sessions,
With gp 0f 4.57
Guess the students of dat school are super dullards.

refiner:
woaàaaw!!! I refuse to believe....if its true den he is a miracle child......his brain must be as sharp as his looks.....kudos

Refiner..... U again?

FB nko?

Decker:
1. So asides the inconsequential psychological gratification you derive from getting her brand new, what else? After it phases off and reality sets in, what's then going to be the essence of getting her new? Would being a virgin make her fulfill her duties as your wife?

2. So all women who have had sex, have aborted babies? Really? And you feel justified thinking this way?

3)How many exes of married couples have gone about telling people that they hit someone's wife before? And even if somehow someone decides to tell the world that he had sex with your wife before you married her, which the chances of this happening is really slim, how does that change anything? You have married her and she is your wife. That won't change anything. Everyone has a past.

4) So all non virgins have as STDs? And aren't you supposed to do a medical test to assure that both you and your wife are free from STDs before you get married?

5) Wrong. It's not a sign of self control and it's not a guarantee that she would stay faithful during marriage. What's your guarantee that you would even be able to satisfy her when you eventually begin to have sex with her? Women change when they start to have sex. What if she starts having a high drive or demand for sex and you don't? What if she discover that you can't satisfy her sexually? What would she do in such case? Won't she begin to look for someone else to satisfy her? Isn't that unfaithfulness?

6) Lol. Who told you two virgins having sex for the first time on their wedding night normally have an incredible night? Or who told you that they would enjoy the sex more than if it's two non virgins? In fact, with all the blood and the anxiety and the noviceness, the sex is normally boring and fast and nothing worth waiting all that time for.

7) Role model for your kids? And what's your assurance that your kids would follow your footsteps? And would telling your kids that their parents were virgins when they married mean that they would decide to be virgins themselves?

I hope you find a woman who has those qualities you seek and who is also a virgin and I hope you don't grow old before you do.

The counter attack is superbalanced... Both of u have points though, it should av been a debate topic in the just concluded NL intersch debate.

Am sure u wud av w0rked so much with time to reply this

refiner:
and u came in here to see her bra less breastur gal own never do u

Lol... And who told u I av one?
Lest I forget, Wat are u refining?....... Breast milk?

refiner:
why not u guys ignore d breast and focus on her pretty face...ul

The headline says braless.... So, wia else do u expect us to focus?

raayah:
So what? some women develop breasts that are not perky. Its natural. It has nothing to do with age at all!

The bigger a woman's breast is, the higher the chances of it falling over time.

Hmm.... Breast specialist

Six months? Guess u were on I.T

Snake bite u and u were foaming from the mouth..... I guess it's a combined snakebite coinciding with ur normal epileptic surge

Anyways, thank God u narrated d story urself

ShakurM:
So I received my own passe souvenir at the wedding after it felt like a deja vu to me, too many weddings maybe...checked the time, Ooops! I have a flight to catch and told my personal chauffeur I would have a rendezvous with him tomorrow at the popular restaurant vis a vis the bukateria and told him to choose any food he wants from the a la carte that the bill is on me, I told him adieu. He told me bon voyage. En route the airport, I remembered suddenly, Oh God, how can I go sans my passport , what a terrible faux pas I made, well C'est la vie

U very creative..... Thumbs up

odun99:
Yea..there people like that.
I know of a 13 year old girl in primary 5.

OK.... Dahz still equivalent though 11 years primary 3 will also be 13years in primary 5 Its common among those people dey brought from village

So so callous
In btw
Did I just read 11 years, primary 3

End time Mr Nigeria