ShakurM:
So I received my own passe souvenir at the wedding after it felt like a deja vu to me, too many weddings maybe...checked the time, Ooops! I have a flight to catch and told my personal chauffeur I would have a rendezvous with him tomorrow at the popular restaurant vis a vis the bukateria and told him to choose any food he wants from the a la carte that the bill is on me, I told him adieu. He told me bon voyage. En route the airport, I remembered suddenly, Oh God, how can I go sans my passport , what a terrible faux pas I made, well C'est la vie

U very creative..... Thumbs up

odun99:
Yea..there people like that.
I know of a 13 year old girl in primary 5.

OK.... Dahz still equivalent though 11 years primary 3 will also be 13years in primary 5 Its common among those people dey brought from village

So so callous
In btw
Did I just read 11 years, primary 3

End time Mr Nigeria

U missed out important political heroes of the year in persons of 0rubebe and jega

Couldn't control my laff anytime I remember the saga

Shey na only me see 1.6M above 1.8M ni?

ControlX:

RIP to the dead.
Meanwhile....


Written by: Yahaya Mohd Usman
December 20 at 11:12am
IS IT BECAUSE IT IS BUHARI?
I marvel at the way and manner we think in this country, worst of it the way we think in the north.
It is just a few months ago that we all continually lambasted president Jonathan's cluelessness, I referred to him as the "drunken master of Otuoke", and nobody harassed me, and now because they fear the power of the media that brought them to power they want to castrate the social media, with Buhari firing the first shot in an interview with Sahara reporters' Adeola in New York, why, is it because it is Buhari?
We demonstrated against pump price increment for petrol, government of president Buhari wants us to swallow the same pill we rejected a few months ago, yet some of my northern compatriots see nothing wrong with that, is it because it is Buhari?
When three sons of Sheik Zakzaky were murdered during the Jonathan administration, El-Rufa'i called it genocide by the jonathanian army, now under Buhari more than 200 are killed, their mosque and houses destroyed under Elrufai's nose as Governor of the same state, he has not called it genocide by the Buharian army, is it because it is Buhari?
Under the Jonathan administration subsidy payments were termed as fraud, and there were hues and cries to crucify oil marketers, Buhari even called it a fraud himself, we also thought so, Six months later the same Buhari is paying for subsidy yet nobody is calling it a fraud, why, is it because it is Buhari?
We criticized Jonathan for keeping a large fleet in the presidential fleet and wasting monies on maintenance, only recently President Buhari's spokesman admitted 2 billion Naira was spent on their maintenance, when other presidents are even doing away with their jets, yet we sit down and watch helplessly, is it because it Buhari?
Fuel scarcity is biting harder, value of the Naira is going rock bottom, inflation is now on auto pilot, while profits are dropping, purchasing powers are becoming weaker, yet we are asked not to query them, is it because it is Buhari?
If we criticized Jonathan for cluelessness, we will also criticize Buhari for helplessness.
While tribal and regional jingoist see nothing because it is Buhari, what I see first is Nigeria and not whether Jonathan is a southerner or Buhari is a Northerner, we cannot continue to be trapped in the closet of tribalism, regionalism and religious bigotry yet expect our country to remain one and grow.
I take solace in the fact that the shi'at/army clash did not happen under the Jonathan presidency, hypocrites would have twisted it as his hatred for Islam, this is why Jonathan should even thank God he lost that election.
Yes! we might be of different orientation and background but what is good is good any where any time and what is bad is bad, I cannot be suffering and keep smiling because "my brother" is the president.

What is this one saying

TunezMediaBlog:
According to a report on NTA, a woman has allegedly delivered a Bible in Osun State.

The midwife who took delivery of the bible and the baby, said that the bible was initially small when delivered but started growing bigger and bigger shortly afterwards.

The baby followed suit shortly after the bible came out of the mother of four.

See more pics below …Then video follows…


https://youtu.be/uZC-8FN9N6UU


http://tunezmedia.com/?p=38757



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*mods help move to right topic

And the Bible is much bigger than the baby

virud:
I SEE THREE ANIMALS

Lol.... Two living, one dead

[quote author=limolalikamaila post=34556791]are you related to mogidi ? cus d most popular nairaland with the daftest brain only speaks like this.

chibok girl kidnapping na good luck abi ?
the word "OLORIBURUKU" can't describe your life enough.
olofooooo[/quote
This guy, u don make me overlaugh

Infectious lie... Abeg I need safeguard

I think the protesters brains are dwarf

princeofpeace22:
holy Jesus and his sturbon messenger Mohammed

Am sure u want comments but u will get stupid ones.... Idiot!

Some people will read a heart touching news and started asking questions as if it was a movie. Imagine questions like “hope she was found? ", "hope the robbers didn't kidnap her?" you for wait for d part two na.... Nonsense

midolian:
hmm..There are fake imams too buh just as I stated earlier, they are not many. I must be frank about this.

A friend of mine, outta gullibility, gave over 30k to one man that claimed to be an Alfa to help get rid of a 6months(+) pregnancy. The man took the money from him assuring him(my friend) he ld get rid of it through some sort of prayers...only for the girl to deliver twins after the 9th month

Stupidly stupid.... D alfa na doctor? He wouldn't even spend up to dat going thru d hospital... Dis is why Suarez bite some pple

I hear say PDP vote be like Ijebu garri, It might be small when voting. But when you wait to hear result e go done swell up. abeg Na true?

thank God they are his daughters... maybe Raping is also not corruption