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Lai Satan and buari got it...







This one is not aware of disintegration

SmartProf:
If that's fake, how about his terrorism ideology and teachings? Is that one also fake?

Visit the nearest CAN office in your area for more information

Yes including you CUPPY!













ALL WHAT YOU HAVE ARE NOT FROM YOUR LABOUR...

That means all the pregnant women are HIV positive!







We are not talking about men here ó...





You people want take HIV cashout again abi?

Why is political anomalies so rampant in the Southeast?












You can never hear all this nonsense in the North or South Wales

He angrily returned due to the #ENDSARS AND #ENDBUARI PROTESTS IN LONDON

Better o

illicit:
E no go better for Abacha wherever he dey

How old are you?

Hmmmmmmm

Fake news

I'm not saying anything for now.








Till my mouth is healed

CodeTemplar:
You mean bubu started this?

You PDP dumb asses are so dumb that you don't know any other thing say than 'GEJ STARTED THIS OR THAT'




SHIORRRRRR

Jerryolumide:
When he dies, who inherit his stuffs?

Wetin consan you?

Gangote is greater than any Igbo man or woman living or dead.....















Pure fact!!

That's for you and your fellow chest beating pigs and idiots!












Igbo becareful

Oyo State alone is bigger than the whole SOUTHEAST!















IGBO BECAREFUL!

Gdskillful:
See this idiot, because ein dey show off, u know how many people wey no dey show off.

Who are you?

Davido is the greatest Disco singer of all time!












No musician has his fame and money

KosiGee:
Calm down mister. Not everyone will find this story funny.
I laughed till he saw the landlord’s daughter and the ‘three bats’...mosquitoes. Rubbish. He exaggerated a bit too much and it took the shine out of the story....then the dog coming out from the cage and chasing him and his friend!....

You believed this story?? Did you find it funny?

No disrespect to the op and all those who liked the story...

The script was badly done and it was childish.

Thank you for your comment Mr lai Mohammed who never smiles nor laugh. BTW do you know you can simply avoid the thread and go elsewhere? Nairaland is big biko..





Op pls come and continue the story Abeg...


Don't let some killjoy stop you.

Lol some people are falling for all these fake vaccination by our president and governors?











Imagine, the idiots who could not share free palliative donated by companies and individuals to the masses are now doing everything possible to ensure we all take the vaccine....







Even the vaccine is safe, I and my household are not interested.

AFTER ALL, WE DID NOT GOT ANY COVID-19 DISEASE!

Honestly I don't know why we are still wasting resources on this so called POLICE FORCE?!






THEY ARE JUST AS USELESS AS A BATON PUT AT CORNER OF THE ROOM WITH NO ONE TO MAKE USE OF IT.





CALL THEM FOR ANY EMERGENCY, IT'S EITHER THEIR VEHICLE HAS NO FUEL OR THEY TELL YOU THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF ARSENAL IS NOT AROUND...




BTW MOST HIGHWAY ROBBERIES ARE USUALLY NOT FAR AWAY FROM POLICE CHECKPOINT BUT CALL THEIR ATTENTION TO IT AND BOOM YOU WILL SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES.

TRY AND VISIT ANY POLICE STATION AND SEE DRAMA OF HOW POLICE ARE DOING COURT JOB. HEAD OR TAIL, YOU MUST PART WITH MONEY BEFORE YOU ARE ALLOWED OUT OF THE STATION

SO I WANT A SENSIBLE NIGERIAN TO TELL ME WHY WE STILL NEED THESE COWARDS CALLED SECURITY PERSONNELS

Denial?







Lori irọ

May God bless you for creating this thread.


I went for the swap two weeks ago here in Ilorin, I was told by one of the staff to come back the following day.

On getting there, I duly observed Covid-19 protocols and when it was my turn, I was told that my line was an old line (registered in 2011 or thereabout) and could not be swapped for now.

So I called their customer service today Friday and one Emmanuel Kadri spoke with me and assured me there is no issue with my line 080232###### and that I should just go to the center and carry out the swap.

On getting there, I was told that no swap has been successfully done since the NCC lifted the embargo. I called the customer care again as advised by Emmanuel Kadri to update them about my bad experience.


A lady picked up the call and started telling me strange things.

She said and I quote 'WE DON'T DO SIM SWAP HERE AND WE DON'T HANDLE ANY ISSUES ARISING FROM SUCH'

I requested to be transfered to Emmanuel Kadiri but turn me down that that could not be possible.

In fact I have never been so embarrassed.

I just left the place and headed to my bank for a change of my BVN number.

The match was poorly officiated...







































































































Mbape amaka.








Messi Amarachi























PMB and lai machine bad

siegfried99:
Come to WhatsApp..

Link please

Rexraph18:
I think @blackarab has it at 80k or so
Just check him out

80k gini?




Anyway I will be fine with the 3gb ram version. I believe the price will be reasonable


CC: blackarab

edoairways:
I use Xiaomi phone. Am not a marketer

Brother please where can I get the redmi note 8?


The current price too will be appreciated

As for me and my family...



























































We are not taking any yeye vaccine!

Shikena

By Anthony Ogbonna
The minister of transportation, Rotimi Amaechi, has said that the Abuja-Kaduna rail line cannot run faster that 90 kilometres per hour because “we don’t want to kill cow.”


According to him, there are cows everywhere between Abuja to Kaduna and the ministry does not want to kill cows any longer with the locomotives.
Nigerian court is a Kangaroo court, I did not jump bail, says Nnamdi Kanu
The minister said the last time the rail ran 100 kilometres per hour, that it killed many cows.

He said because the owners of the cows would come to the ministry to ask that it pay for cows the rail killed, he has therefore decided that the rail will run not above 90 kilometres per hour.
“We are doing 90km/h with Abuja to Kaduna, the reason we are doing 90km/h is because there are cows everywhere, and we don’t want to kill cows. The other day they tried 100 and they killed how many cows, and they said ‘you people should replace the cows you killed.

“From that day, I have said let us maintain the 90km/h; at 120km/h you get to Kaduna in one hour. You can work in Kaduna and live in Abuja. It was initially one, but now, we have done four locomotives with 14 coaches.”
Amaechi also lamented the challenges faced by the transport ministry.
“The reason why we want to go back to narrow gauge is because between Lagos and Kano, we have 30 million tonnes of cargo. Even if you do three rail lines, it cannot be enough.

“It took us 14 days to move coaches from Lagos to Abuja; everyday we go and ask, how far, they say we are near Ogun state… 14 days.
“But if it were rail, the same day, it will get to Abuja. The kind of construction we are doing is 120 kilometres per hour (Km/h), it is a speed train.
The minister however revealed that the federal government is subsidising transportation, hence, its affordability both by the rich and poor.

“We are still under pressure to have more locomotives and more coaches because more people are now using the rail. But you know typical Nigerians, they like free things.”
“We spend N56million per locomotive, and we get N16millon. If we increase it, you will start abusing us, ‘we won’t vote for this people’. But you see, it is subsidised, so you big men, government is subsidising you, that is why you should vote for us, because you are sharing the money.

“At the end of the day, we lose every month N40million, in fact it was worse initially, because it was N600 per passenger and nearly N1,000 for business class.
“I was grateful because it was the passengers — both poor and rich — who said increase the price, increase the cost, but whatever it is, we have not been able to break even.”




https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/10/abuja-rail-running-below-100km-h-because-we-dont-want-to-kill-cows-amaechi/

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Anything associated with the man (LAI) needs second thought