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Funny.

Lolz. @OP: Nice one.

ARareGem:
^^
I totally agree

Seconded.

ARareGem:
@ Beanspot

I get you

Lol.

I like the last 2.

Studio CFR:
who be dis one?

What is that supposed to mean?

What are u feeling like?

Studio CFR:
dat pix is not real

IBO boys at work

Looks pretty real to me.

@Efe:
*Bribery. . . *

*Shhh, *

_{I was looking for his mouth.}

The father will impregnate every girl that comes his way o!

I think the joke is that he slept with the cow till the farmer came. Right El?

I'm doing great.

Er, bros (1+2)² does not equal 1³+2³ and the list goes on. . .

Eh ya. . . Poor guy.

Hey girl, i actually caught u here finally, hw far?

Poster, you made a mistake in your joke. Try correct am. Till then smh.

Lol.

MRbrownJAY:
there is no missing money, this riddle is the same as the 1Naira missing or the hotel riddle.
you are getting confused because of the mix up.

here it goes again so that you may understand it:

18 times 3= 54 here is where the miscalculation happens>>>> 54 MINUS 4=50
how can you add the 4 to the money that is owe to them, you should substract it! or isnt that money part of the repayment?!
remember now they are owed 54 NOT 60 (since they got 2 each) so clock 50+4=54

here is the exact same problem on that LONG thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-723169.0.html

Please poster, is this correct?

Rotfl.

Bua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

He he he.

I think I get the joke. He couldn't take the fasting anymore lest he die, so he told them to play the prayer(a song) for him to break his fast and go and eat.

@OP: Ok sha. I giggled.

Smh.

      That's why we're special. 

So, females can't be elders ehn?

I pass. You can keep it, at least its better than that god of war you looked like.

*Catches her breath*
Scared the **** outta me.

You don dey mad abi?

I don't blame u sha, I blame Akon.

Yeye boy. . .

*Whispers to him*

Shhh! Its a secret. . .

^^ Abeg tell am 4 me jireh.

^^ I dey o. And u?

^^*Was just taking a peep until. . .*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!     

*Faints on the spot*

Don't know what slowpoke means, but frankly don't care. ROTFL. Lwkmd.

Lol at OP and comments.