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Rotfl. Lwkmd.

Lol.

15yrs old Michael gets a huge crush on D'Banj & Nadia's love child,Ese,turning him to ice whenever he thought of her.

@OP: Hot joke. Me likey.

Meanwhile, back with d Scientists, d test carried out on Bin's DNA shows dat someone frm his lineage was a Ware Wolf!

Jackpot,won't u leave ID alone?Wat is d matter wit u?FYI she isn't campaigning 2 be a Mod,I suggested dat she shud be 1.

Then make it interesting you 'Fart Lord'!

Agy is a secret agent workin 4 a team of American& Russian Scientists,so Bin's DNA was takn frm her& tested,afta d rape.

Micheal had caught a cold last nite& whilst thinkin of wat 2 do,he sneezes& accidentally roasts d robbers face lyk suya.

D'Banj's heart is chattered, but he moves on & finds solace in d arms of Nadia Buari,because she nor dey drink Garri.

Lol. Its true sha, Ben is scarcely around these days.

5 months into d pregnancy, Genny is rushed 2 d hospital & delivers a well grown 6-eyed rainbow-coloured baby.

So. . . Daniel, I have spiritual and mental problem bah? *Paces round him with bottle in hand*

What do u mean by u nor know wetin dey do me? *Turns over empty Pepsi bottle & holds it in a dangerous way*

No, no, no! There is no replacing, u guys are cool, she'll be 'assisting'. U get? Lets reason together, shall we?

Oh Cummon! You have got to be kidding me. A twin! I don't believe it. You've got to come up with something better!

@Dan: Work with the Government! Support Gender Equality!! Elect ID as Jokes Section Moderator!!!

@ID: I'm not ur enemy,u r both my frnds,so I have both ur backs. I only reiterated dat u celebrated ur Xmas well.

Lol. Efe, don't mind her jare, its because of too much jollification.

Dan, Ben, you guys have not answered me o!

@Gem: I dey o. . . How ur Christmas groove?

@Deolaw: Nice yoke. I like your version of the story. Merry Christmas to you too.

Hello, anyone here? Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone!

Guy, what happened?

How'dy y'all! How are you enjoying Christmas Eve?

@Pharoh: Lol. Hope u don't mind d music?As 4 d Xmas, nothin is happening in my side o! You want to take me out tomorrow?

*Stops d song playing, 'Superstar' by Ice Prince. Removes CD. Plays her CD, increases volume, listens.* Akanchawa eh eh!

*Enters Lounge, looks about, no customers yet.Walks 2 d music player, brings out CD from bag. Removes Ice Prince's CD.*

We shud hv one don't u think. Not dat u guys aren't performing bt, u know,as part of women liberation & empowerment.

@Tanimz: How ya doing girl? Take a seat. @Efe: I'm good. I've been busy so I just pop into NL sometimes. And how'bout u?

Where's my ID sef? Your eye scarce these days o. . .