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dani1luv:
Try harder!!

ARareGem:
Not bad, Sister.

chiefkpokp:
I will pardon u becos its your first time, next time if u drop dis rubbish for here, i go fall your hand

olawalebab:
Abeg you try at least you get pass. Some people no go still graduate.

Phate07:

A school just employed a new English Teacher
Student:Sir are you the new English teacher?
Teacher Responds:Yes I are,

sledge406:
Once JackpotPeter kept having the same weird dream every day, so he went to his doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?

JackpotPeter: I was being chased by a vampire!

Doctor: Really, What was the scenery like?

JackpotPeter: I was running in a hallway.

Doctor: Then what happened?

JackpotPeter: Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I would always come to this door, but I couldn't open it. I kept pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Did the door have any letters on it?

JackpotPeter: Yes, it did.

Doctor: And what did the letters spell?

JackpotPeter: It said, "P-U-L-L."

dani1luv:
Another offtopic thread in the making

Studio CFR:
u sef ehn lol
i can see yo like' my swagg

Manliness:
@OP, did you tie a red scarf around your brain If no, d barber don shave ya brain comot,

yinkalink:
D babies r kicking well thanks,infact i foresee a future Man U player among em.
Would u like to b a godmother to one of em?

ARareGem:
Godmother? I don't really know what they do. Could u tell me what's involved?

ARareGem:
Don't worry, Madam Efe has given my an idea of what my role would be. I solemnly promise to provide the child with a hot plate of amala and stew for breakfast, lunch and dinner. No stress. You like?

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]^^ What u driving at Rare?! 

Wiv those meals ma kids gon take the look of OBJ wiv immediate effect!!  [/color]

yinkalink:
Omg!!! U wan go sell am?

yinkalink:
Her future godson now. Imagine amala in d morning, afternoon, n night!

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Lol

THats patheticativity!![/color]

yinkalink:
Loooool

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Studio CFR:
Lol

hot-angel:
1. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets which reach up to armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

6. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right continuously.

7. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

10. Should you decide to defuse a bomb don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

11. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

13. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

14. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

15. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their total opposite.

19. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

20. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man eating sharks which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.