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jackpot:
[color=indigo]*watches as the bullet touches my tuxedo and falls off*

Mu he he he he.
I be strong-man, no shaking. You no know say I wear bullet-proof vest

*shows off the vest*

*rushes towards her Tom&Jerry style & grabs the gun from her in a flash, points the double-barrel at her, surrendering her*

oya, UnCloth before I count to 3

1. . . [/color]

[font=Arial Rounded MT Bold]*As I now stand at attention with my hands above my head, I think fast and burst into fake chinese battle chants* Chun chin kow hayaaaaaaaaaaa! *Waving my hands around like I'm about to fight kung-fu, I distract him long enough to kick him in the groins and escape, running for my dear life and dignity*  [/font]

saddler:
@sophi:shey boko haram bomb dey hear yoruba language?

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Am serious Jor, what is wrong with a Rittle House Lomance?

Everything.

Yinka huh? Ma Sister, my mouth cant say where xactly she conveyed ma triplet to!
Dunno if she's into Import n Export biz! Eh ya, sorry o!

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]^^ You dont call what am planning to do cheating, its called ''Worthwhile Substitution"  [/color]

Efemena_xy:
Idle talk in an idle bar on an idle day for idle customers feeling idle 'cos of idle Jackie Chan, the undisputed king of idlers . .

bin gbagbo:
*farts*

jackpot:
^
Escalade sandals

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]And u think that the bar would be a nice chosen venue to practise n recite your poem ahead of the Warri all Gray-headed Women talent Show?![/color]

bashy_demy:
That is exactly the place God prepare for man lover like you

Homar:
Too funny. Got me laughing throughout.Who won die ? [color=#006600][/color]