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I have a complaint:

Why is there no Female Moderator in Jokes Section?

Efe, I'm sorry for your loss. You should try to contact our Nairaland Detective Yinka to see if it can be traced.

U're welcome girlfriend.

Yes o, anythn for the girls?

Wo, u're lucky ur hand didn't touch my face,if not, na so e 4 wither sharp sharp.

Funny stuff, Kate. Here, hav a drink on me. *Shows her 2 d bar* Um, ID, I go pay u a week after a fifthnight. Love u!

Erm, Jackpot, were u talking to me?

Q1=Tiga eat Fox,Lion eat Tiga,Python swalow Lion, while I'd hv ran home since leavn bhind a tym bomb.4 rest Qs Boss ans.

Oti o! ID, Abeg u na animal I wan chop nor be human being o! I'm not drunk & I'm not dat hungry. I dey see well well!

@ID: *Thinking* Um. . . sure sprinkle some lemon and bring me Today's Special cos I'm gonna be hungry after that drink.

ID, I hope its not only chicken leg and ijebu garri u still have 2day o? Anyway, please give me a shot of Gordon Sparks.

@Hamid: I'm good & u?

@ID: Bt dis na my 1st time here na. . . Oya 4get d snake ribs & bring d remaining free ones.

@ Bado:Lol. Okay na,also bring me one plate of grilled snake ribs but ehn, *Whispers* I hope all these are on d house o!

ID! Guiness ko?Contract on my belle ni?Abeg I'm not dat kind of Warri gal.Wo gv me 1 Pepsi on d rocks shaken nt stirred.

Badosky! *Runs and gives her a big hug* Long time. How u dey na? I see u're doing well for urself. *Admires the bar*

Lol.

@OP: Lol.

*Grabs a seat also & sits by Efe close to d scene.* Hey Efe, pass me some popcorn, will ya? I can't miss the last fight.

I think d yoke is funny or don't u guys understand it? Anyway every man is entitled to his/her own opinion.

Onyeburu cata cata!

@OP: *Chuckles* Lol. First 2 weren't really funny though.

Lwkmd! Joke rating = 5000%


*Scoffs* Ya right!

Hmmn. . . *Scratches my head.*

Omo jati jati.



















Erm. . . wat does that mean?

@ID: *Joins in d singing & celebrations* Come & see o, come & see. . . )x2 Come & see wat d Lord has done)x2 Praise God!

As the 3rd option reads 'Lovely wife', I conclude u want answers from guys alone. Oya, guys answer nah.

He he he.

Oh my word! Repulsingly funny.

Lol. Old joke but still funny.

Joke rating 25%.

Onyeburu cata cata

Oh. . .! So 'sick' means you are a 'GOOD VILLAGE BUSH PIG'? Thanks, I'm enlightened.

*Kicks him in the groins, exits thread and slams the door on his face.*

Next!

K. Seems like an interesting and peaceful generation, but Mods, wat is dis doing in Jokes Section?

Ear
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