₦airaland Forum

emog17:
Honestly, i dnt evn knw why im wasting my mb on an Ashee like u. U should be grateful to NL dat allows idio.ts like u to sit at d comfort of their home and type wateva they feel like. U won't evn hv d guts to cough wen u see me real life. Pig!
U look like someone dat hs thyrotoxicosis, better see a physician. Ugly thing

emog17:
asha.wo, so u're still quoting me? Incase u dnt knw, i've got a responsible and decent fam, they're nt in ur league. Dog!

emog17:
pauper, i dnt hv ur time. Wonder hw many guys bleeped u before u were able to raise money for d china phone u're using to type dat trash. Ewu

emog17:
Hag
Thunder will fire u if u quote me again.

emog17:
rubbish! Visit private universities then u'll knw ur list is total crap. All these poor public uni girls that cnt evn bath very well. Mtcheww

loomer:
Na small groove e go b na, few friends

loomer:
U wan join me?

loomer:
AT LEAST PERSON GO COMOT MIND FROM ELECTION MATTERS SMALL

by the way I de find who go follow me celebrate a successful election at d end of today, no matter the winner

SmooshCHN:
Remove University of Ibadan.
Don't ask me why.
If you're talking of food, them sabi chop.

lion042:
Pictures please

perfectionist:
My wife would gladly do that but my mother has threatened fire and brimstone if I ever show up at her place with my wife.

jamex93:
Am I the only one not seeing the horn??

mideeniafe:
@ bolded....Haba!! That's so untrue. Sometimes I wonder the way some men think.

The curviness of that area simply means that the labia majora is has more accumulation of fat tissues making it well padded.

scribble:
Buhari is not the answer

mosho2good:
with this money u are sharing in dis election there is God oh

Nicklaus:
like I needed your permission. M surely enjoying it. You are so pained that you couldn't even space out ur write-ups. Sad

Nicklaus:
by sth better u mean alcohol , sorry coq I m an abstainer. Y don't u make me kunu? I like it. If u don't like it "live with the pain"

Oseman07:
Mr, Man, are u simply telling the president to relocate to Dodan barracks? because I don't get u when u re saying that GMB ruled from Dodan Barracks! Meaning wot?

Collynzo419:
It is widely acknowledged that this woman is unlettered and educationally deficient but this is becoming a joke!

She has over 60 special assistants. What are they doing to help her articulate her thoughts without embarrassing herself and her corrupt husband?

1. Buhari lived in Dodan Barracks as head of state and not Aso-Rock

2. Buhari faced similar national security challenges as her corrupt husband but unlike Jonathan, he successfully destroyed the threat of maitatsine- he did this efficiently without giving stupid excuses.

3. It is not Buhari's fault that the women she knew during Buhari's reign 'stayed in the kitchen'. Nigerian women have been making exploits since the birth of this great nation.

4. Buhari sent corrupt politicians to prison and made them pay for their crimes- that is what Nigerians want. Nigeria will be a better country today if politicians know that there are consequences for corrupt practices. Nwobodo stole money from Nigerians and rightly went to prison for his crimes.

5. There is no evidence that Jonathan has empowered women in Nigeria. Just because his corrupt administration is composed of corrupt women like Diezani and NOI does not mean that the life of the average Nigerian woman is better. Women are suffering and hungry in Nigeria

6. This woman should campaign using the achievements of her husband instead of calling people names and insulting General Buhari and other opponents.

It is too late now. General Buhari will be her President- Elect this time next week.

#wehavedecided

Twaci:
I have a very troublesome younger brother. He is our last born, about 3-4yrs, and always manages to get on everyone's nerves, one way or the other.

Whenever he gets on my mum's bad side, she would beat him and he would come running to me. I would ask him what he did wrong, admonish him and place his head on my laps. Then, I would sing his fav. song (My bonnie) to him while I tap him to sleep. Then he would wake up happy and ready to 'find' another person's trouble.

Well yesterday, I got into a row with my mum. We exchanged words and got slapped. In tears, I ran to my room and my little bro followed me.

He sat beside me for sometime and then asked softly, "An-twaci....." (Mind u, he is the one responsible for my moniker), "....what did you do?".

I stared back dumbly. I couldn't tell him. So I settled with, "I spoke back to mummy. Its a very bad thing to do".

He nodded, then tapped his small laps, "Lie down".

I stifled a surprised smile and obeyed gently knowing that my full weight would hurt him, "Okay".

Then he said, "Don't talk back at mummy, u hear?". I nodded, "Okay".

To my further surprise, he tapped my head gently and sang "My bonnie".

I smiled and feigned sleep cause I knew he wouldn't stop till I had slept. When he was sure I had 'slept-off', he dozed off in the same position.

This experience taught me a lot about a child's love and I thought I should share it. Children learn from the way u treat them, either good or bad. How do u treat them? (Food for thought).

NB: I apologized to mumsi and we are good now.

Do recount your experiences with kids (yours children or not), let's learn from the 'ants'.

Nicklaus:
what I want to clarify is that it's happening all over the country, she shouldn't have laid emphasis on it as she did as if all Edo girls indulges in the act, what an insult!

Nicklaus:
perhaps I can join your kunu business, you look like the woman who sold for me today, maybe it was you.

FriedPlantain:
That his kid brother by the extreme right though.........

Nicklaus:
Buhari doesn't deserve southerners vote too, since his wife called Edo women prostitute. Equation balanced.