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This story long ooo . Im hoping the poster below would summarize..

I dnt understand this write up. Seems u need to modify it..

Ps: see how dirty the house is sef..

You think you are funny?
Hahaha you are indeed funny

CplusJason:
The two dumb niggas that liked the comment are the most dumbest sets of dumb individuals.

I tire o. Na dat part of d story start dey vex me..

SaulRazor:
My major problem with your story is why did you never report the said guy to the police even after he beat you up ,smashed your tablet and then came to Ur house with a gun to kill you? And hay kind of business did you have with such a character on the first place

I had to stop halfway. I no understand this story..
Why you no call police?
Im not doubting the generosity part..
But d part wey make me start dey vex with you..... You allowed someone beat you up. You didnt do anything.. And u still wanted to allow him in ur house.. Bros Na wa o.
Hope u re not part of the school of thought that says SLAP MY LEFT I GIVE YOU MY RIGHT....

Wow.. Ive always said it that these musicians belong to one cult grp or the other. Eg
Olamide
Phyno
Reminisce
Duncan mighty
Wakonzy
Young six
CDQ
Not sure of wizkid
Some even stylishly reveal it in their dance
Eg, fada fada
One timaya's video like dat. Don forget d name.

They bliv You must belong to be successful.

The iPhone is tempting. U gree installment payment?

U for even add combat in video game.

HungerBAD:
Very funny.

One is a hardened combat veteran,that did not only fight in multiple battles during the civil war,but he had the honor of accepting the White Flag of Surrender from Effiong when Ojukwu ran away in high heels.

The other one is a small "Pikin" who has only seen combat in action movies,and is a great scam artiste who speacializes in scamming poor illiterate traders.

The parents of this small "pikin" when they even see this General will prostrate on the floor.

Somebody should call this Pikin to order.

Kanu is high on grass. Maybe mango leaves this time around..

Or has he started getting high on pit toilet

Shey its coming out July 16.. We shall see..

Where bovi dey??

its 19550 in abuja.. new one sef

if u had recharged 1k, u will get 3.75 gig. swear u werent given data, after u recharged.. except ur number is not on the system..

WOCKHARDI:
I have dumped my Etisalat SIM card for now. Let them again promise me #3,000 data and #1,000 airtime if I have not used the SIM for one month - provided I recharge with #200 and above. A promise that was never kept. I tried it and ' lost ' #400.

Let me mount my canopy here..

Heard it has no memory card slot.

Pls whats this recall thing all about?
Let me read ur definition, if its the same thing im thinking. Before I go mumu myself for public.

alcmene:
Do this woman ever have the time to attend to her husband

Can she point at the alleged offence(s) of Dino that warrants his recall?

Must she side with the presidency at all times

Please ignore this boy. When you visit an orphanage, and u see a kid crying. A little pat at the back, with maybe sweets ND biscuits will make d kid stop crying. If u know wherr im driving at..

Cinderella5:
You sound hurt and pained. You are obviously igbo , I don't mean to be disrespectful but the truth hurts, however you must hear it, your folks ( not all but a large majority ) are criminally minded and greedy, the average igbo man wants the short cut to make money, they are the ones giving us a bad name world over, they take the lead in crime and others follow.

Comments like this shows and proves you were raised in a house, not a home. I would have commented further, but I wasnt raised in a house. A word is enough for the wise. Any further comment from you, will prove my assertion. Bring it on or stay put. The choice is up to you..

Tuhbee:
Wasted birth. Tribalism is the only cause that give your life meaning. Is there anything else to show for your pointless existence? The sperm that formed you should have been offloaded to the farm yard as manure. That way your father would have been saved the stroke your imbecility caused him, you fucking_ spastic.

The matter tire me o.
Disgracing us everywhere.
Pple wey no get morals.
They dont want to work hard for their money..

The most painful part is dat some girls will leave their struggling bf ND follow chinedu, kolawole ND usman just becos hes flaunting wealth. Not knowing hes a fraudster, drug mule, etc.

whizzyleejr:
Nigerians with different crime issues in abroad, are we the only african country, what of ghana, cameroon, ethiopia, are they not human, we are just there disgracing the african continent

See sh!t calling anoda person sh!t..
I have NCAN forms available. If u want to fill.

Tuhbee:
You goats with burnt brains, I thought I would find you here. What's
most annoying is that you fools were so intoxicated with your stupidity you forgot to disappoint me. Senseless pieces of sh!t.

If you love something, set it free... If it comes back....you know d rest..

Na to make money sure pass..

Ncan..
Reporting from maiduguri.
Its the developers, doing what they like doing best..

that is why their body becomes so black and swollen minutes after their death..
after they don collect curse money.

Every 60secs, mynd 44 aka Hitler is busy banning peeps on Here..

whitebeard:
Seun what happens on nairaland every 60 second

Every 60 seconds, some cattle rearers and GWORO CHEWING gang are wishing buhari a quick recovery..
And are hoping he rules 2019..

https://twitter.com/TarekFatah/status/881128955851550720
Let me just drop this here. For the sake of... Nevermind

20k post d front pix

That sums it up. I know the yoruba Muslims are more tolerant than the ones up here.. I dont know why they dont regard u guys as pure Muslims.. Well, thats story for anoda day...

balash:
Yes am yoruba and from the south

i dont know if you are from the south(yoruba muslim) unlike your folks in the north that believes what their mallams tell them.
im from the north too. and i can say that i have pple here who believed the 72 virgins fallacy..

balash:
Since u know the Qur'an more than me, point me anywhere in the Qur'an where there was anything to do with 72 virgins and I will tel u it's mere nonsense and fallacy. U people are easy to deceive sha, we are Muslims and we are telling you everything they are doing or saying are not in Qur'an and they are lying and una dey argue with us? Una want know Qur'an pass us? This people are murderers and should be treated as one. No religious sentiments should be included at all, they are killers point blank

theyve been brainwashed using islamic terms. eg, the 72virgin parable. dont forget Bh started with bombing
churches.. the Bible says in 1 Samuel 14:20 that Then Saul and all his men assembled and went to the battle. They found the Philistines in total confusion, striking each other with their swords. this is to say that God has sent confusion to the camp of Bh, thats why they are attacking and bombing mosques now..

balash:
Name a country or place where Muslims are 'Bombing' people so that the corpse can accept Islam? Forget religion for once people, let's deal with common sense my brother. This people are using cheap stunts on you people and hiding under a religion to murder innocent souls and you still believe it's a religion fight. They kill people so they can do what with the corpse? Ask them to join Islam?

So the mosque that are bombed nko? They want the Muslims to reaccept Islam again?

The boko haram bomb blast? If you see 100 corpse and their names, u find 80% Muslims. What are those ones killed for?

Common my brother. Common sense is common

PLS SIR, NAME A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE ARE STILL FORCED OR BOMBED BEFORE ACCEPTING CHRISTIANITY..
stop using facts and figures of the past..
even in Islam sef, the Sunnis are still fighting the Shiites over only God knows what.
when last did you hear a pentecostal fighting a catholic with weapons?

kygo:
ever read how christianity conquered Europe? How people were compelled to accept the faith and how thousands were killed in the name of God. . .you sir are ignorant and not exposed. . .oh,its a muslim thread,lemme insult them and bla bla bla. . .im sure you are a bigot too. . .quit these shenanigans.get some education today

it seems im gonna be a muslim today, so i can comment here

so OP, as someone above asked and im gonna ask again..
WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BODY OF SUICIDE BOMBERS? ESPECIALLY,
THOSE THAT SHOUT ALLAHU AKBAR BEFORE DETONATING THEMSELVES?

this bombing menace has become so terrible that pple dont trust
anyone who wears that ninja cloth(cant remember the name again)
imagine someone wore that cloth, and carries a bag then throw the bag in a bus screaming Allahu Akbar
u will see how pple will run for safety.
but if a christian guy throws such bag and scream Praise Jesus. if i hear say anybody run.. they will be like WHO BE DIS MAD PERSON?
THIS IS HOW BAD IT HAS BECOME..