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MRbrownJAY:
@poster
You have all the rights to dump her, just like SHE had conditions, you are allowed to have some too. Accept hers and move on.
As a man I would feel a little awkward if I knew that she gave that coochie to some previous fella(s) but don't want to let ME have a taste too while professing her love. She definitely want YOU to pay for the mistake she did with the other guy(s). Ask her:
- What was it about him that I aint got?
- Don't you supposedly love me? - you must have lovedd him a lil more if HE had unrestricted access?

This gal is probably using sex as a way to have a quick wedding (nothing wrong with that) but you have to be VERY careful of what you're getting(aka tokunbo heavy duty)

If you aint willing to wait after marriage and she aint willing to give it away then go on your merry way and forget about this wannabe Cinderella.

, very funny,

but thats why men r from mars and woman are from venus, ,but do u guys realise ,she might also be gagging for it?,but she dosent just dosent want to shag any tom ,dick and harry,till she knows its the real deal,n its same u guys that will turn around and go quote "tokunbo heavy duty"

Nekai:
This is some bull poo. Your girl is telling you that she had sex in the past, but she has now stopped and wants to wait until she gets married. So since she opened her legs once she must open them again for every Tom manliness and Harry?
If she was trying to squeeze marriage out of you she would have just told you she was a virgin. You should respect the fact that she isn't out there having sex left and right. I applaud her for holding on to her dignity and not bowing to the pressure and the shame that you are trying to throw at her, all because she made the mistake of spreading her feet for a slick talking before.
Are you ready to be a daddy? Because every time you have sex there is a risk for an unintended pregnancy. Nothing is 100% safe against those sneaky little soldiers you have rolling around in your ballz.

Spot on babes,Nothing else to add, *Claps for the post*

chikeorji123:
Hello my ladies,l know u ill not support my decision,but l have my point intact here.l need to have a look at the punny to be sure it worth it or shee na big thing to ask?
But another wahala dey on now oo!!, one of my closed paddy whom l related the RED card option  rumored the matter to my baby which lead her nearly collapsed at working place to the extend her Boss informed her to go home and have some rest according to my inner informant.Which means,any moment of now her call ill be landing like jet to comfirm the rumored. Oh! GOD why can't some guy maintain a simple secret,now what can l do now b/c if l said yes the rumore is true, l'm afraid of rushing somebody to Hospital. How ill l deal this problem My guy who scatter my plan and my about to sack baby? Help your guy naa

WTF did u just write here?

apocalypse:
It doesn't always work like that , I have a close pal who doesn't take sh.it from any girl , fine or not. The guy being a fine boy has this arrogant air about him towards girl. A fine babe , now my friend , moved into his area about 2 years ago and my guy seeing she was hot tried to woo her but e be like say the girl sef dey pompous too , and she told my friend off. My friend calmly left her and never approached her , as we speak this girl has been trying to date my guy for the past 2 years , she has sent a retinue of guys/girls/friends/family to my guy for just a date. The funny thing is this girl is mad sexy and virtually all virile men in the area want to date her , talk about the tables being turned.

the word is UR AREA

ur area fit be oshodi n men there fit be area boyzzzzz, so she no get choice than to beg,

2buff:
The girl has to be fine to try that.

A typical naija guy's internal monologue when approaching a wowo girl is this:

omo, I never "chop" in quite a bit. Getting kinda desperate here and these fine girls dey take too much damn time!  
Wait . . . [b]wetin [/b]be that? oh na person. Ok e get skirt, but wetin be that for ein face? oya well e go do for now.
Kai but this girl worth am so? I've knacked better. Anyway, make I jus convince myself say she no too wowo like that. It's all in the mind  . . . abi no be so dem talk am?

<starts to walk towards not-so-attractive girl>

mehn I hope say those other hot babes I dey pursue no dey around here
<looks around, then continues walking>
cuz I go definitely loose some guy-man points for this low-level runs I wan engage so.


Come see, I'm doing this girl a HUGE favor by approaching her so if she wan pour sand for her own garri by giving me one kin' DIRTY useless attitude I go STROKE the living foolishness comot ein head.

She best arrange herself quick quick for fast choppin' as she no go get this kin' opportunity again with that kin'
face.

<reaches the girl>

"Hi "

someone feel free to fill in the rest.  

Guy reaches the not so attractive girl n goes ,hey baby was sop ? U go dance?
Not so attractive girl turns around eyes him up and down n goes  f*u*c*k off f

Guy swaggers back n goes ya father,ya mama ,na me u say bleep off? Take! Waka! See this wowo girl o, na me this chimpey dey say f!u!c!k! Offf too ?, u wey I wan help , ! Gba, baba e,  U this mummy ,wetin u find come this club , u no know say na your pikins dey here ,  Yansh u no get ,Bobbi no dey,face be like yam, u come get mouth dey s!w,e,a,r,  Wo no try am next time o, if say no be club we dey ,I for don show u levels , rabbbish, n guy grabs his drink ,pop his collar n swaggers off,

Not so attractive girl holds head n goes ,yeeee , who send me,see abuse,see shame, me, wey man never talk to for club before ,I see man like this come dey go f!u!c!k off,che I , na who send me make I follow sorrytooo, o, see disgrace, when meat go come my side again, ha sorrytoo,u no do good o, ,!!

Light fades,

mojounited:
Slow day

I've tried it on a man and i caught him,

When he comes up to u,

Tell him TO F*U*C*K OFFF

Trust me,he will be urs for life ,

Amebos,

heeeeeee heeeee

April fool suckers 


lets see how many views,this will have?

its only losers, that will take MR CORK seriously, start with the name, n there u go,

kollybay4u:
I'm very grateful 4ur contribution,because since yrstd i'v bn thinkin about it[b] i did not even ok[/b].

ok Bro, enough already, Ur grammer has scattered this romance thread!stop pls

Kingsleyinfo:
read properly i said gadgets,
abi u can't understand english
and if you want to know the ipad can as well be used to make calls
and by the way what then is your own definition of a phone
MR I too Know

click on the below link to find out more
http://www.apple.com/ipad/

i'm not a mr , duh,

Ipad does not act as a phone, i should know cos i own one 

but u can download apps i.e iCall ,this will let the iPad place calls over VoIP or u can make calls via Skype, SO AGAIN IT IS NOT A PHONE,

U really be Wafi boy,

Kingsleyinfo:
well i once met a girl who wanted to sell her nokia E61i to go buy a blackberry
it simply shows how naive and shallow hearted we nigerians have become.

for an IT professional like myself i don't personally recommend the blackberry
there are other better gadgets to buy, the IPHONE 4, [b]Apple Ipad, [/b]Windows phone, mention them

if you like the blackberry buy it but remember its just a phone,
always buy gadgets according to what you need it for not to show off.
and make a fool out of yourself,
we always manage to make everything about our EGO,

imagine relationships broken,
spouse fighting
friends quarrelling all because of a blackberry abi na blackcurrant
abeg make i go sip my ribena, afteralll na berry still dey inside.

What has Ipad got to do with Phones,Is it a phone?

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She went on to say she loved her little sister more than anything and that although she feels like a hero she doesn’t really deserve to be one. “I just saved her life,” she said.
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too touching, 




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8oiGBoNyo8&feature=player_embedded

i dont get why ppl r so against it,noone is forcing anybody to own one, if u ve used BB and u hate it,then u have a point,but if u've never used it and u r bashing it it,makes absolutely no sense!

yeah,Naija tend to overdo it things,but its been a trend of ours ,did u all remember when bell bottoms was reigning?every girl had to have one,same with bags,clogs ,platforms,

Rightnow is BB,so deal with,

bigfreak:
lol  nice  n funny post.

[b]the reason  most  bb users  dont  ask 4 your  nos  is  that  after  paying  the  3k  monthlu  subscription, they hv the capability  2  communicate  freely  , so making  calls  kinda  take  the  back seat  as  pinging/IM  is  the order of the  day.

bb, facebook,twitter and all the other  social networks both  work on the  same  principle, HERD  REACTION, in lay mans  terms, the  more  the  users, the  merrier it  gets!, thats y peeps  fell kinda  left out, i know a dude  in his family, he was the only one without  a bb,  his  parents  n siblings  owned  bb's  and  chatted  regularly  with  each  other  , exchanged/forwarded  pics, jokes,  and of course the ever present  pinging!, it didnt take him long  to join the bb band wagon!

most humans are naturally influenced  by this  HERD  REACTION, ///// look at a herd of animals in the wild, maybe  1000 antelopes,  it just takes  one of the antelops  to  start  running,  n immediately  the  whole  herd  follows, n they aint  even sure  y the first  antelop started  running in the  first  place!!, lol[/b]


exactly my point,girls especially i find extremely amusing to see them screwing the whole world and back jus so they can buy a phone they dont know the correct model name off, and cant use it for anything other than pinging, and facebook,
If they knew just how much data traffic they create from that phone but alas they are too brainless to begin wit buying a phone that is hardware and softwarewise very substandard yet very expensive,if it's not for unlimited downloads y in the name of GOD would someone buy a bb for

Bang on,

T Touch:
Yes oo, whatever map it is, lol.i am beginning to understand small small sha, naija no fit ever carry last

lai lai

No mind me, the grammer wey u blow for tube map,na him fear me, ,maybe this will help

T Touch:
Hey Jaybee

This your data analysis is highly tenacious and critical and will require patience and dedication to decipher, lmao

Nice one bro

U mean the tube map?

i think the most reason ppl get addicted to blackberry ,is the BB pin,U can see ur friends updates,new pics,chat,its just like facebook ,it keeps u updated,

it helps relieve boredom, maybe she was just bored with u (not a good social skill ,i know)

once u start using it,u just get addicted,

ok,

that post code is Old street,its actually a good location ,as its in the city,houses are very expensive there though(see link)

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/find.html?locationIdentifier=STATION^6881&sortByPriceDescending=false&maxBedrooms=1&radius=0.25

it's also close to hackney,which has a reputation(like the hood ),but it has everything,(everything naija),cos loads of nigerians live there and its close to Dalston(in other words ,naija,indians,jamaican,every culture market),advantage of this location,its cheap(see link)

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/Hackney.html?sortByPriceDescending=false&maxBedrooms=1&radius=0.25&index=10

Hope this helps,

i just feel, u r leaning more towards ireland and u've already made up your mind,so y dont u do what your heart tells u ,


and for the record,

London will always be overcrowded,its not news,its been like that since yester years   

Mrs.Chima:
It must have deleted it.

that quote is tooo funny,

Pls y was it deleted,was it deemed, offensive?

T Touch:
by what exactly pls

ur statement in IN BOLD

T Touch:
Yeh i feel ya, but really i am also considering the Uk immigration wahala at the moment, now it is very difficult to get into the UK even for europeans not to talk of non europeans, plus the price of things and standard of living has skyrocketed.

These are all the issues i am looking at, don't want a situation where i would go and start blaming myself especially now that things are hard everywhere

i dont understand ,what u mean by that,explain plsss

T Touch:
Thanks Sorrytoo

But if u had read my initial post, i indicated that the postgraduate course had nothing to do with location, its a UK Postgraduate course run by a few colleges all over the world, so i am at liberty to study for in any college, so i only applied to colleges in UK and ireland and have offer from both, so i am trying to choose one.

Yeh ireland was hit badly because they were living beyond their means, paying high unemployment benefits, child support and all that, they never saw the recession coming, and meanwhile i did a survey on accomodation in both countries

For the UK the cheapest shld be 400 quid monthly
For Ireland 300 euros monthly

Or if i am wrong about the uk one correct me, Well not looking for anything fancy, at least for the first couple of months till i blend in and see wataguan,

hehe

My Bad!

hmmm,this is very interesting,

I wonder y ppl knock Uk, anyway

I've never been to Ireland ,so cant really advise u on ireland lving,but from what i read in the papers,they were worse hit in the recession, so that on ireland

On UK, the uk has almost,if not fully recovered from the recession,but the question is not about reccession,U just want to come here for ur post graduate degree,and if opportubuty arise work?right?!
I feel the UK degree is more prestigious than Ireland,,there r loads of opportunities for career progression/development,The social life is very good here,theres a good multicultural mix(be it naija,asia ,white,what ever circle u want to fit in ,is entirely up to u), Cost of living?hmm depends,r u goin to be living on campus or out,depends on ur pocket,there r cheap accomodation and expensive ones,just depends on ur taste,

so my advise will be to choose UK!

190:
[color=deeppink]@sledge406

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! I really shouldnt waste my precious time on a cargo product like you, my real location is whats on there and yes i have always been in Nigeria, all what i previously said where comic relief and too bad you couldnt read between the lines cos of a dead battery brain of yours,

since that is too much for you to comprehend why dont you go SUN your dead brain batteries so next time you could take a prank call from a response,i remember your post from the abuja response where you wanted to know where the whores where in that town, Tsk tsk tsk too bad but you are just a living proof that man can live without a brain! I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used[/color]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,me belle, u guys o, chei,

chinedumo:
I wont be surprised if people like
mamagee,190 and Mr cork even other popular guys on nairaland are one day mentioned in a Movie or News

Make God punish you for that lie and question wen you dey ask.
Seriously there are times I read your useless post and I notice how much of a junk your kind is. Who you dey try impress for here?
Which day you enter Brimz (that na if you dey Brimz) wen you wan dey embarass your useless self? Afterall nobody ask you how long you don comot for Naija. Imp!
I remember reading you a while back when you claimed to have met few peeps @ Ibiza in Abuja and I am sure that must have been 13 years ago, right? Hediot!
BTW, you've got no style of yours but always been a copycat. Act natural and you'd be taken for who you are.

Quote from: 190 on Today at 02:02:41 AM
really
is snoop dogg's nephew nigerian
thats great,
ive seen snoop just once when he came for a show here at the bronx new york


Sorry but where on the map can I see Bronx, NY in England?
Seriously, learn to post less and quit being a nuisance to your self. 




tooooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

anyone know ,pls?