Whites and adventure are 5& 6

Rich scorecard bawo

HEBEI:
You and your wife should enter Sweden for your sex competition only when your child is sleeping in Nigeria
No matter how far you two have gone while the child is sleeping, make you come back immediately he or she wakes up.

🤣🤣🤣
Sweden tinz

Evil that men do lives with them.

Nazgul:
Just pray for a higher income and work hard towards making it a reality so that you can continue to life your life normally.

Exactly

Kingosytex:


Thank God for your life bro.
Mine is just a similar case. All I could remember was that I was being thrown up by the stream, my memory was hazzy as I was almost at the verge of journeying to the world beyond. The stream I'm talking about was a very deadly one, people hardly went there alone; they do go in droves. I witnessed countless scenes of a bottle of Fanta probably used as a sacrifice there refusing to break after using even a hammer to try a breaking it on few attempts.
How my neighbour managed to surface there at that point in time still baffles me. The hour was awkward and people hardly visit the stream by then.
I'm still grateful to him till date; I never fail to pay homage each time I step into the village.

Wow
ThankGod for your life.
Im a sis though.

Kingosytex:
Drowning has got to be one of the saddest way to exit this world.
Imagine gasping for breathe with no help forth coming. I was nearly drowned when I was 10 years old but was lucky an older neighbour rescued me that afternoon from the deadly stream.
The thought of that still terrifies me, I fear water to high heavens. Anything that makes me accept to cross a body of water must be very serious, it must be a matter of life or death.

Rest in peace to the boy.

Had same experience at 10.
We travelled to the village for an
Uncle's burial.
On a particular day i went to the
Village stream to fetch water alone
And it was not the usual morning
Stream rush hour but around 11, 12
When everybody had left the stream.
It was also during rainy season when
The stream was slippery.
I didn't factor all this b4 coming
To the stream cause i was from
The city.
As i stepped inside the stream i lost
Balance and started drowning.
My saving grace were two boys that
Were swimming nearby.
If they were spirits or humans i
Have no idea cause that time was odd
As i was told later.
When they had finished laughing me
To scorn, they now came to my rescue.

I will live long as i no die that day.

God rest your soul

You are doing well
Oin 👍

I hope nlc will not agree to behind
Closed door settlement as has always
Been the case.

People deceiving people😎

You mean bilhari 😁

MrBrownJay1:
a DESPERATE person thinking about their body clock AND wanting to have a legitimate child (aka while being married) wont use their brain, thus why many women rush for marriage at a certain age, with any donkey whatsoever.

🤣🤣🤣@wuth any donkey whatsoever
Its more of societal pressure on the part of women.

dyera:
Fake chef that has abandoned her restaurant ever since the Guinness world record stunt.

Meanwhile Nigerians are really stupid, they ignore Guinness world record breakers that have received certificate from Guinness and celebrate a Guinness world record breaker that has not yet received any certificate from Guinness all because she has a big yansh.

Oh she hasn't gotten the cert
If dey come disqualify her nko
E be tins o

randymirrors:
Show of shamelessness. Dignitaries going low.

Actually thats what we celebrate here
Mediocrity
Africa my Africa

Working out as planned

Lawsaite:


Presidential road. Please you have an idea of any other place open? As we hear 700,We run go house.

We ll know the actual price by wednesday since monday and tuesday happens to be sit @ home and so many filling stations won't open.

Lawsaite:
700 here in enugu

Which area in enugu please?

Is this not a sign?

Continue insulting us
I don't blame you
Na we use our hand go bring insect infested firewood on ourselves.

DesignMaestro:
check the top of the thread or scroll to the button and tab 'Reply' (it is in front of page counts)

it signs me in as guest and i can't comment as a guest.
Tried logging in with my account and its not working either.

please how do i comment as a member in here?
have not been able to since i bought a new phone.
btw i posted this with a laptop but i can't do this with laptop always.
admin please

I got a new phone but i cant access my nairaland account.
signs me in as a guest.
Anyone, admin please help

I'm with you sir .

happy new year everyone

Lemmy123:


It's nice to know there's someone who also likes what you like... I like that as I'm watching, I'm also learning different defense mechanisms for different animals. The most fascinating for me is that of porcupines, very small but no predator can hunt it when it's spike is up

yea so true

Though I watched a series were one was killed by a lion.
The lion persisted, maybe it was hungry cause porcupine got no flesh.
snakes and crocodiles gives the lion a hard time

Lemmy123:
This year has been the most successful year for me in my writing career. Upwork was frustrating me. I sent hundreds of proposals but I don't get response, I almost lost it. LinkedIn was full congratulatory messages from people whom I think are over exaggerating. Nairaland was my saving grace at the end of the day... Don't joke with this platform, and learn to guide your utterances at all times, no be everything be cruise.

That said, I already got myself a beast Redmi Note 10 Pro mid year, and I ended the year with a 43 inch LG LED TV... I'm a suc.ker for gadgets. It might not sound like so much achievement but it means a lot to me. Especially because I worked every dime for it.

On Christmas day, chicken lap shall not pass me by insha Allah and visit to old time friends place. Christmas is done. I'll be indoor for most of time though, NatGeo Wild and all. I love to watch animals tear each other's windpipe and suck the blood directly from there.... Jeez I know I sound like a psycho right now. Forgive me. Lions, hyenas, foxes, bush dogs, tigers, leopards, I love to see them in action.





Rounding up, I want to be free this festive season, I don't want to wake up to mind bugging deadlines. Work has a way making you lose that peace of mind sometimes, but I asked for it, so what can I say??

I gatch you on natgeo wild.
Watching natgeo for me is like reading a book. I relate it to real life experiences, how life is all about survival of the fittest,
choose to be naive as the goat family and get scammed repeatedly. These ones comes to a lion/tiger zone and stays a distant apart thinking that they are in a herd(many) or we are all animals. Dont know what they are actually thinking until the king of the jungle becomes hungry and decides to eat and that's when the goats will come back to their senses but then its too late.

Watching the lions display is another thriller for me. No matter what you are wait until the lions decide on your matter.
I learn boldness, fearlessness and the never give up attitude; they succeed in only 20% of their hunt and fail in 80%.
Different tactics for different hunting escapades.
I could go on and on . Nothing psycho at all

Getting myself a samsung phone hopefully

please is the physical verification still ongoing?
@mr ezenwaeze

lasts 5 hours thereabout though a new laptop

airsaylongcome:
Tensazangetsu20 I must acknowledge that you were a massive contribution to my 2021 on the Programming section of NL

Qtguru I must also acknowledge you as a major motivator to give back to youngsters coming through in tech. Hopefully we can take the Slack group to the next level this year.

I'm honoured by remi1444 and Sososo to be on your list. It's a pleasure to be mentioned by you both.

2021 started out as a horrible year. Lost my job just before Christmas 2020 and was out of job for 8 months. But recovery in August 2020 was so great that what I earn in 1 month is now equal to what I earned in 10months at my previous job. Patience is indeed a virtue. Patience, Persistence and Preparation

thank you

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
LOVE YOU ALL
YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING
WELCOME TO 2022!!!!!!
A YEAR OF OVERFLOWING GRACE AND GLORY!!!!