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Palacedaughter: no wonder the vampire is discussing who's next. Am no more showing u my picture

Palace I'm a lot of things but not a decendant of Count Dracula.

saintalone: Geeky...nerdy...muscular...baadoo...ehmmm

Lol...muscular? Not much, I've got everything in the right proportion lol.

Geeky...Aww too much, I spend my days around computers, internet, Android phones and techs.

Badoo... Some say I'm very good at very bad things, but I doubt it.

omoteamac: lolz..ur blood day hot oo bro

Yeah bro I prefer this discussion more than waiting around for mobilization rumours thank God we are thru with that phase of life.

saintalone: The sotenna I've been reading his posts is actually diff from him on ground!
You correct+sabi padi tho
Na only Papi no too change for mi imaginary pic of him.

Lol...Saint wetin you been dey image about me?

Shawrygal you ain't left out...your pic sharply.

Fuckluv, I don dey visit your page 2 times in a minute...I never see the pix oh.

shawylux: Chewable yemmy

Shawy please can you mention on place you strongly feel will be chewy on Yemmi's anatomy.

Palacedaughter: don't wanna do the oppression thing. I am too beautiful for all these. I told you of the award i won in 1999... That's enof to sharpen your imaginative power of me.

I've never really had much of imagination. . .so help.

Palace daughter. . .put up a bigger pic

I'm interested in the faces

Fuckluv...I need to see your picture

Where are they...pictures please!

Adary: Greetings to you all, am soooo happy today

Beautiful O jare!

9th September last year...

shawylux: My pix is on my profile now. It will be up for a limited period of time. Have fuun guys

Nawah...I'll have a hard time deciding who's the most beautiful. . .all of them fine.

hopeyemmy: Mtsheeew! A simpleton somewhere was hating on the number of pages we have reached here. Like his opinion was ever asked for. Lubbish!

www.nairaland.com/1067803/nysc-batch-2013-house/310

I saw it now and have given the guy a piece of my mind.

WinnieDPooh: Goodmorning people. Happy new Month and Independence day...God bless Nigeria datz all

God has already blessed Nigeria, the blessings are hidden away in Yerima and his friends agbada.

lauraaa: Ewwww den ul lyk me oh chei

I won't b suprisd if u cnt handle em big things sef

Do I like big things? Yes!
Can I handle them? That's something left for you to find out, which you probably won't find out. So until you do find out you need not assume what I can or can not do.

lauraaa: Seems u lyk my extra luggage abi? Lol

Seriously e get some kain luggages I dey like handle...the good sized ones.

Don't blame me I like big things.

Adary: Hopeyemmy my swirrat, let's start with 10million

Swirrat

These women won't kill me. . .I gotta start paying serious attention at what they call me.

Sweet rat, street rat...they all sound the same when cunningly pronounced fast.

hopeyemmy: You peep from keyhole.

Surely na you and your extra luggaged Laura wey I go dey peep thru keyhole.

I'll peep in 4D.

...by the way she was looking for you earlier.

hopeyemmy: Don't corrupt my holy mind.

*licks lips*

Aahh here he comes again already. . .the guy knows how to pick a bad time to make an entrance.

Everybody don dey go bedroom in pairs. . .what becomes of underaged people like me

Evergreen shey make we proceed to your sorry, my own bedroom ni?

Adary: Sweetheart me self ready marry you but you get reach 10million for your accunt?

Ada na vex you dey vex ni

By now I know say Jona don arrange for bulletproof hat and jumper wey him go wear tomorrow...and a nice, shiny humvee bombproof Armoured Personnel Carrier.

I'm sure all Nigerian university students are happily celebrating this independence day...with the ASUU shackles tying them down for close to 90 days now.

Oh yes we're happily 53.

I'm yet to celebrate a true independence day in Nigeria.

Sorry but I don't see how having these old, rotten minded, greedy government officials sitting on the rights of the younger generation makes me free and independent.

Sorry I'll pass.

Those who have reasons to celebrate should get on with it.

Only a fool eats abacha while the goats are chewing away at the cassava in his or her farmland...I wonder where the next abacha will come from.

Chinese couple living in Lagos gave birth to a black baby.

Out of anger, husband asked the wife...

Chu, why baby black?

She replied, we live in Nigeria.

No electricity...me hot, you hot, s*x hot...baby burnt!

PapiDShipCapt: Hmmm

I know say you don fear...don't worry na one ship we dey. Lol.

Imanuelle: okay
Seriously
sotenna is a criminal

Lol...nothing bad in being a genius.

...just that I'm only good at very bad things

PapiDShipCapt: Captain is here now

Aye! Captain we've got an extra seaman.

Amdex report to the deck for a full orientation.

mercyspeaks1: ur tym starts nw Go check am

Make una dey keep una pictures there...a miracle might happen

Fine ladies. . .

You know what I'm talking about.

Chinekemee...umu asa nokwa ebea.

EVARHGREEEN: lolzzz...n̶̲̥̅̊α̇̇̇̊ xo n̶̲̥̅̊α̇̇̇̊... 'Unity I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ diversity'. #winx

I don check you out sha...beautiful you.

mercyspeaks1: Winnie is a fine gurl...winnie is a fine gurl....winnie is a fyn gurl,I knw I knw I knw YES I sight U

So Mercy it's your turn show us your face please.

mercyspeaks1: I am fyn dear,hw has ur day bn?

It went fine babe...hope yours was great?