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Ichiebullion: I am 1of d Nnorugas dat came after him...

Ozokwellu ekene was my set also.... bt I didn't finish frm marist... free alk grudges, dat is of d past n dat sch life for u

Oh! I see.
Your senior brother was dreaded even by some of his own classmates, I was in jss2 when he was in ss2 or was I in jss1 even.
Well he saved my arse from some of his mates more than once...he had a thing for stubborn guys.

J3da: Sotie don't tell me you are holding grudge since secondary school... Abeg let it go oh no vex, it isn't worth it.

The guy was an arseh*le...and I hate arseh*les.

Ichiebullion: Mine was set 2004, d Likes of ikenna ezenwajiaku (sp), egesi mba, chidiebere iro, do u knw dis ppl? N do u knw any Nnoruga?

Akpala Egesi...once a deputy sanitary prefect then later became my hostel captain in campus 1. A good guy.

Ikenna Ezenwajiaku...the brain boy. Did most of the cowbell maths competitions.

Iro...liturgy prefect I think.

The Nnoruga I knew was way ahead of me, and was dreaded...though he had siblings coming in after him.

These guys are 04s".

If you ever see that guy Ozokwellu or whatever his name is tell him some guys he mistreated haven't forgotten him yet, I suppose if he had seen me in the higher inst he'd have been the one kneeling and crawling, he used to hold a school supplied cain or 501 iron studded belt over us, and he actually did use it on me severally until it started feeling like a feather touch on my body. I'm sure he'd have pissed on his pants if I for once held what I use to carry on his face. Tell him SOTENNA said so.

Ichiebullion: Wich of d marist did u attend...? I attended marist comprehensive academy uturu abia state...

Marist Comprehensive Academy (MCA) at Uturu Abia State. Set 05".

dimplecakes: Sotenna(m),
RowlandSAN(m), legendsilver(m), jeok(m), pablo
aimar(m), Vinso(m) and 2 guest(s)


Good nite peeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bed calls....................

Sleep well sis.

Truth and dare right...hmm I did eat some alien things during my secondary school days, but not in the tertiary inst. I always fed fine.

Sec School. . .soaked Garri and Magi cubes. Marist taught me a lesson.

Tertiary. . . I drank a mixture of calypso, don simon, condensed milk and half a bucket of Suya to go with it, I consumed those with my buddies on my 23rd birthday. I nearly died from the after effect but well I didn't.

For my guys who rocked Turtle Ninjas. . .isn't this more like what the real Turtle Ninjas should have looked like.

dimplecakes: Good morning house mates!!!!!!!!!

Been a while ooooooo.............I have really missed so many posts.

Where are my friends oooooo
@winnie
@beauty
@immanuel
@Omoteamac
@legend
@j-slimz
@haykayisokay
@adary
@sotenna
@Odebbs dearie
@Helen
@Zikkie
@jeok
@palacedaughter
@fubicutie
@saintalone
@Many more...................peeps!!!!!!

Am fully back now: have made my wedding n engagement cakes delivery yesterday@abeokuta, will upload pictures soon ehn!!!!!!!!!

Am back!!!!! Am back!!!!! Am back *winks#

Nwanyi oma good morning oh!

Palacedaughter: Sotenna!

Someone. . .is calling me just the way my mum would call me before spanking me back when I was a kid.

Am I safe?

If you must date my daughter. . .

Rule #10 dey somehow Oh!

Ichiebullion: Compressor

They're packed in rar format in the bus. Lol

Only computer guys will catch the joke in this pic.

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Ichiebullion: Good morning my fellow C13 family... wishing u all a splufic Friday...

Do wat u got to do #alldayeveryday

Wetin be splufic

A kid went to the police to report about his lost
bicycle.

KID: My new bicycle has been stolen.

POLICE: When did u notice?

KID: This morning.

POLICE: Do you have a suspect?

KID: Yes, my mum and dad.

POLICE: Why do suspect them?

KID: Yesterday at midnight I heard mum say "make it stand well so I can sit on it very well ''and dad said ''climb up fast before it falls". I then heard mum say ''push slowly slowly don't hurt me"...

Police: Hahaha, boy na senior bicycle be that oooh. Not yours Oh.

...I'm responsible for what I wrote, what you understand is entirely your responsibility.

If you're a young guy.

Learn to have some serious integrity...always make things clear so that people you associate with will know where you stand and what you stand for.

Learn to say the truth, you can bear whatever comes from it because you're strong.

Learn how not to cheat people so as to make money fast.

Not only in your business, in your interactions with people, friend or not, family or not, don't say things you don't mean, be slow at making promises and keep the few you make.

You must not have all the money to be happy, everyone must not like and accept you before you'll be happy.

It may sound funny and somewhat difficult. . .but you'll be happy.

Maybe some people won't return your goodness, maybe they won't like your personality, but you'll always have some very special people who'll always be thankful to God for having someone like you in their lives.

If you are a guy...

Almost everyone I met here when I popped into this thread with exception of very few have one thing in common.

Something all of them have learnt the hard way.

It is "Never to Assume" anything anymore in their lives.

Some had good grades and a hitch free ride in school and therefore thought that their names would top the batch A or B mobilisation list, but it didn't happen the way they visualized it.

Some went ahead to buy camping materials without seeing their names on the mobilisation list...they fuc*king Assumed.

Some told their friends good bye while still at home, in anticipation of good news to come...they blindly Assumed.

...well right now, our names are out, "but" no call up letter yet to stamp you into a full corper's life. If you've assumed that you'll get yours please change that mentality.

It's like declaring yourself a winner in the middle of a race track. During June mob exercise I saw two of my mobilised friends nearly killing themselves when their call up letters were found nowhere in the stack.

I'm not telling you not to be optimistic. . .I'm telling you to keep up tight and be ready for anything. "In Omnia Paratus".

Work hard. Play hard. Pray hard.

obayaya: *genuflects* Morning sire

Morning Oba.

Anything that happens to you that doesn't kill you is just another building block added...building, forming, furnishing you for a greater purpose yet to come.

Pains, dissappointments, joys, happiness, stress, struggles, hardships...

One day you'll look back and connect the dots.

Every morning take deep breath of the morning air and fill yourself with hope and joy...though a lot of things will give you reasons not to smile, smile anyway.

Someday you'll get what you want...you owe it to yourself to recognise it when it comes your way.

Good morning friends #bows

obayaya: *whispers* i studied bomb engineering

You studied bomb engineering. . .then I'm sure you really need the bomb proof shoe, because boko bomb no sabi any engineering principles.

End time na when you dey try deactivate bomb wey aboki organise.

Haba you go understand say the bomb I no dey sfik am po english fa.

obayaya: Guy Gombe dust go spoil that shoe o...:

...where you'll be going dust will be child's play.
I hope you've got your bomb proof trainers for Boronu state.

Imanuelle: @sotenna

I'd have bought your type if I had seen it earlier
I really didn't like the idea of buying a tennis
and the allstars I saw was jean material
I wouldn't want to be scrubbing everyday


@saintalone
This is a picture of what I got

no follow me oh
e get black designs
na law I dey go break so
had to crop continuously to reduce file size

BTW I got it at 2k

I really sweated it out that day...

Williamso: 3k5, in ph... I still feel I was ripped off though, but all is well that ends well

Bros, maybe it's because you called it Ph...I got mine for 1K5 here in Owerri.

Looks like you were ripped off.

Zikkie: Where in God's name has everyone gone to? Abi una don hold meeting ni? Abeg, abeg, abeg!!! No child's-play jor! Let all d regulars come into d house jare! Ahn ahn!!! @Winnie, @Adary, @Dimplecakes, @fuckluv, @philadelphia, @saintalone, @ Sotenna ,,,,,, who again ooooooo!! Ok, @palacedaughter, @fibicutie! Oya make una come out from una hiding ooOoooo! Bikonu!

Sis na church we go...anyway we're back.

I hope say that stew wey I dey perceive dey come from your pot?

Imanuelle: Airtel no try today sha

Imma I don hear am today...the data network go just comot for hours.

I even think say my phone don spoil self.

agboosh: Bro na so o u can send pple,i asked a frd yestidy n he said nccf excos do come 2 camp everi day 4 church progrm n after d service dey wil ask if u want 2 use ur atm dey giv out forms where u write ur atm code n passwrd/amount n d nxt day u wil hv ur ego..Bank go send u mssg 2 kw ao far

This is serious. . .my ATM pin and my almighty ATM in someone's hand and out of my sight for 24 hrs. That's very comforting

And worst of all it's a VISA card fully activated for internet banking.

agboosh: D answer is no but u can send pple 2 help

Send people to help?

Adary: Ututu oma umu nwa C13, pls I wnt to find out if there are ATM machines in camps?

Nope.

litusista: Lolss.. U pple want to eat me Lolss.. U pple want to eat me... Issokay.
I've been following dis thread from page 10. I probably knw so many pple here to an extent virtually.
Mr Sontenna.. U don vex. Who cares abt virtual publicity? For all its worth I just expected more mature discussions on dis thread cos we are all grads. I just knw all dis oau awo boys wen I see dem on NL. No vex o bros!
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@saintalone, dint mean to yab anyone. I can relate with your response jare. One big family.. Nice one!

Sorry if I over vexed

The kind things wey I dey read for this thread tonight...I don dey vex oh.

Person wey no dey spend upto 2 minutes for this thread in a month go waltz in tell us say we no dey discuss useful things come waltz off.

Without NYSC discharge certificate the Nigerian labour market dey look us like aliens...and this bloody program is what is keeping some people who've got their games all staged grounded.

Still person come here dey talk air.

We all knew that there was a life after school and that we have to pass thru some rigorous hard time which comes in stages, this God damn NfuckingYSC being a compulsory part of it.
Here we are waiting for it and someone is fuc*king trying to juggle me thru what life in this no-load-ar*se-scratching-two-piece-a-dime-country is.

I absofuckinglutely do not want to think about what life after nysc is cos it's nothing that has the intrest of the young graduates as a priority.

When we get to the damn bridge we'll cross it or burn it down and swim the whole damn way up to the top.

EVARHGREEEN: hmmmm...
@sotenna, pls comment on ds

The question is does the girl believe in the guy?
Has she given the guy a good reason to risk himself for her?
Good fighters don't fight for a lost cause.

...before I set out to catch a grenade for her I must be certain she can catch as little as slap or an insult on my behalf if need be.

shawylux: My grandma passed away early this morning in my presence.

Please accept my condolences.