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Life is already as complex as it can get, your job is to K.I.S.S.

...Keep It Simple & Straight.

Good morning folks.

Making my mark on #900.

obinoral: hopeyemmy,emma,omotea,odebss,dimples,sotenna,saintlone,omotea, alhaji alanket,pablo aimar,winnnie and all my friends i really miss you all.

The feeling is mutual bro...how have you been?

Adary: Please let's pray for all those corpers passing out today! I am sad cos of the pic below... d body of a corps member dat jst finished his POP in Nasarawa state

Too bad...God have mercy.

BabyTee1: oh boy, u 2 dey fear ooo. I jxt shakara u small u don dey pee 4 pant...anyway, I dont mean any harm(me b gentle nd caring babe oooo)

Good to know...I say make I no go talk come make you vex.

BabyTee1: say wetin?

Nne no vex Oh...I was talking to myself

Guys dey vex oh.

I never see light since morning. . .what is happening?

Patitiently waiting for gen time.

legendsilver: okay o! Did u miss page 888?

I hoisted my flag there from dreamland...check it out.

legendsilver: see wetin *GameOfThrones* cus?

I don finish my game of thrones. . .na falling skies I dey watch now.

...just waking from a nap.
Sleeping tonight ain't for me.
#nightwalker.

gfree5: Action film.

Action film no be small...Warner Bros production.

I don hoist my flag for page 888.

Opiosko: Ok sire. But i no dey like 2 cari last oh. If d babe is worth going afta, i go trow in every kobo.

Okay boss...you na you. Me na me.

I competed for a lot of things...prizes.
Once a girl is involved she either accepts me the way I'm or she moves on.

Opiosko: Ok, but only if u dnt hav a rival.

Bros time don too pass when person dey contest for that kind thing.

Of all things one should beg or compete for...affection and love shouldn't be among them.

Someone here have not said good morning to me today and she knows herself.

Palacedaughter: dem write your name for space. Abeg commot dere b4 u let my primary school brother hear dat from ya mouth.

Palace daughter you dream bad dream about me yesternight Abi I chop your breakfast this morning

...you no see Imma tell am make him go him position na only me you come dey tackle. Not fair oh.

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gud mornin y'all

Good morning my Oga at the middle.

Good morning to y'all.

Immanuel you're sitting in my favorite viewers position. Find another spot.

Only me? ...no way zooming off.

Imanuelle: Anyone seen 'kites'


I can't just get over it even after a few years

Yeah I've got the movie

legendsilver: wit @jaygirl close to u, I don't see dat possible my guy

I spend when I want to, not when I'm influenced to.

Camp ATM...Great.
I gotta be careful for those 3 weeks.

MO25: Hello guys, I am a prospective Batch C corper.

I already influenced my posting to Abuja, Fingers crossed till when the call up letter is out.

Any Abuja aspirants here? Yea I am a foreign graduate too.

I graduated in 2006, went for my Masters, now I am back to serve my country, lol..

So be nice to a newbie... xoxo

Welcome aboard.

MissIndependent: Are you just getting to know?

Yeah...someone greeted Winnie but I couldn't spot you anywhere so I caught on to the idea.

Is Winnie the same person as MissIndependent?

MissIndependent: Lol i knew it was going to be like that maybe you would have done it bit by bit honestly it would have been more interesting. Its all good sha at least you are free now

Once the money is there and the project I want to accomplish is just there, I just carry it out with precision and speed without looking back.

Now that the shopping is over for me, boredom has set in again...

Two guys walking through a jungle suddenly walked into a tiger.

One of the guys started tying his shoelaces, the other guy asked him "so you seriously think you can run faster than a tiger? "

The guy tying his shoelaces replied "no, I just have to run faster than you".

martowskin1: Hi friends in the house,

I want to use this medium to congratulate everyone that is going for service in this batch. I pray that all of us will go and come back in peace. None of us will be missing. None of us will be used as a sacrifice for the progress of this nation. None of us will go and come back dead. None of us will die unfulfilled. None of us will become victims of evil circumstances in Jesus name (Amen).

Having said that, I'll like us to please understand that our service year is a service to humanity. You might say it is a waste of time and resources, you might say you don't give a damn.

However, think differently - what is that one thing you can do to impact the life of someone positively? Our service year is not about collecting or receiving, it's about giving.

No matter the obstacles or challenges ahead of us, let's all see it as a time we will go out there and help others.

No matter the ethnic and religious divide we face currently in our dear land, we can do our own bit to help others become better than they were before we met them.

I know it's not everybody that will reason alongside with me, nonetheless I feel obliged to let you know that posterity will definitely remember you for every act of positive service you'll be giving out during your service year.

While money is very very important, yet it should not be a driving force during our service year. We should be fuelled by passion, compassion and the inner drive to better the lives of others.


Wherever we are posted to for our PPA, let's do all we can to humble ourselves before the authorities we meet there in order to learn from them. Even if they are not graduates, our education should not make us see ourselves bigger than we are. Remember, the way up is down.


If we do want to get to the top, then we must be ready to humble ourselves and learn all we can so that we can improve the lives of people around us and our lives too.

At the end of our service year, we should be able to look back and say, 'Yes, I put smile on the face of others.'

One more thing before I put a stop to this write-up; no matter your academic grade, learn a skill. Skill acquisition is very important - it might come in very handy before you get a job when you are done with service. Your skill can fetch you money your job cannot fetch you.

If you already have a skill or skills, teach others during your service year. You'll not only be impacting them positively but also laying a foundation for greater things as the experience will come in handy anyday, anytime.

Do have a wonderfull service year ahead....MARTINEZ aka MARTOWSKIN.(BATCH A 2013)

You've just said all that needs to be said...thanks for taking your time to do this. I appreciate it very much.

Adary: Ok guys if you are within lagos the price is 2500# and out side lagos 3k... If you buy more than 1 I will give it to you for 2k...

Adary if you can get it down to Owerri I'll definitely buy one.

Adary: Forget Phcn!
I swear you will never have a low battery again! Pm/ tweet to order the all new power seed to charge "All" your devices on the "GO".
Wanna distribute or pickup wholesale? Trust me you will need it in camp, you can be charging your phone (nokia, bb, samsung, tecno etc)in your waist pouch, hurry while stock lasts...

How much for one?

...how can someone in Owerri get it?