₦airaland Forum

clans:
Now this was creative yet cunning and smart.

Nne, it was a Marist seminary school, the weight of that crime on my conscience was crushing back then. I had to live with it. I also decided never to try it next time.

I went through a boarding school.

When I was in JSS 3, one afternoon during the exam period, men I was damn hungry, I had no money, it was SAP for a lot of people not just me. SAP means Students Aguru Period, Igbos will understand the slang. It means Students Hunger Period, because the school term was about to end and usually at that point in time we've exhausted our resources, and only very few would be financially buoyant around that time.

It was break time, and I was in front of the canteen, and some people were going in, buying stuff, and snacking on them, and back then if you buy a bottle of drink the canteen attendants will hold onto your balance until you return the bottle.

While I was standing there hungry, I had an exciting idea. "These guys don't write down your name if they owe you balance."

I rushed to the back of the PTA hall, under it's staircase were a pile of empty bottles, I selected one, went to the water tap and washed it thoroughly, then went after a guy in my class who was drinking a bottle of coke, I begged him to pour me some inside the bottle, he obliged, I walked out, went to a quiet place and started shaking the content of the bottle until it looked and smelled of coke, freshly consumed.

Then I went to the canteen woman, and demanded for ₦450 balance, she asked me what I bought, I told her that I gave her ₦500 note, and bought ₦20 worth of biscuits, and ₦30 bottle of coke, she gave me the balance without any hassle.

...and that was how I got ₦450 into my dry pockets, and got my arse out of SAP. ₦450 was a lot of money back then.


Hunger is bad, it can wake up a dormant scheming, dangerous part of a nigga. After that day I never tried it again, I guess I lost my fear because I was hungry and needed to survive.

Berlynn:
yes so which did u fall for

I knew right from time, same signature, same facial features, I knew they were same, I liked both, so I PMed the one I interacted with. Do you know the one I mailed?

Berlynn is same person as Winnelyn, isn't it?

Sexytemi,

Firstly, on behalf of all responsible, honest men all over (although we're not many) I apologise to you, and all your friends who have had the misfortune of running into the wrong guys.

Having apologised, I have a few things to tell you. You might have heard them before, if so believe it, if not just learn it now.

There are good men out there. But they're so very few that only God can bless you with one. And when you see one chances are he's so taken that you can't lay a finger on him except in your dreams. But then again they are out there.


Something else I have to tell you is that the advice you are giving to your fellow ladies to keep a side boyfriend is so wrong and very much childish. Let me explain to you...

Women are very emotional, and that means they're not exactly better players than men. Because of their emotional attachment to things they easily breakdown or they are easily caught in a lie.

A lady having multiple dates can be equated to "having one football and multiple players in the field, every player wants to get a kick at the football in the direction that will benefit him the most."

In the above scenario, the football is the lady the players are the multiple guys she's keeping. What do you think will happen when both the main guy and the side guy finds out they're both dating the same girl? In my own opinion those two guys will stop taking the girl serious and just bounce her around, and when they get tired the look elsewhere. This is how guys function.

The only valuable advice you can give your fellow ladies is to invest in themselves, there's no better backup plan than yourself, (and not a backup boyfriend). Nothing scares irresponsible men like a responsible lady. Guys who stoop so low to cheat and play stupid games are usually cowards, so they target weak women.

So you need to re-evaluate your thoughts on how to tackle irresponsible men, and come up with a better plan, because they're ubiquitous, so many in number, and they come in different forms, complexions, age, class etc. They are here to stay. And they are a big disgrace to men.

As I said at the beginning, there are good men out there, the good ones are just lost in the sea of the bad ones. You might be lucky someday.

Broadsway, upload your DP I need to see you before I start talking. I've got my reasons.

Quote me when you do.

Back in 2014 I read about this guy who was arrested for leaving his 22 months old kid inside his SUV, outside his office complex on a very hot day. Not just that...

The guy was busy SEXTING multiple ladies in his office while his poor kid was suffocating in his bloody hot vehicle.

Today the jury presiding over the case has sentenced the man to life imprisonment without a possibility of parole.


And here in Naija we'd be hustling to have a kid. Couples without kids killing themselves because of lack of children, and someone is killing the one he's been blessed with just because he couldn't control his URGE FOR SEX. I just don't understand why some men lose their senses wherever and whenever a skirt is involved.

You can read the full news article here...

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-convicted-in-sons-hot-car-death-gets-life-no-parole/ar-AAlaXfF?ocid=News

SycophanticGoat:
When this yeye barcanister suppose face him useless political analysis, him jump go Mr tourism whatever.

Now na Wetin be this...?

The BAYELSA guy is an epic embodiment of monkey tail, kai-kai, and ogogoro.

Everything about him is in RECESSION.

Splinz:
Wtf! Get ready to use your damn data too!

Their brain is in recession , so they forgot they'd be using the same poor services with us on their phones and laptops. LOL!

Winnelyn:
he loves her, but the problem here is, ' people advised him not to

One thing that gives a guy character is knowing what he wants, not just at the moment, but even in the future. If after all due considerations he still thinks that she's what he needs not just "want," then he should go ahead and marry her.

Your opinion concerning someone's choice of spouse isn't something you must force down their throat. The bulk of the decision rests with the individuals involved, so also will the consequences arising from their decisions.

I really will love to get married one day, but as the days go by and I see what men do to their wives, and what wives do to their husbands, my resolve and views about marriage disintegrate piece by piece.

No matter how good you're, bad things will happen to you, in fact it actually singles you out for that simple reason "that you're good."

Bia! Where is Buhari? Oya come and increase VAT on sex and hotel rooms.

The useless places you idiots go to spoil our ladies and spend our money,which average Nigerians looking to get two good meals a day can't afford must have to be taxed now.

And somewhere on the front page I read that that poor excuse of a father, husband and president is watching while his prospective son-in-law spends ₦47.1 million naira on handbags and 30 exotic cars for that his witchcraft-endtime-daughter, Zahra, in this recession period. In a country where majority can't afford 2 good meals in a day.


And you people want me to believe that somebody doesn't need to format that Buhari's brain. Because I'm very sure his brain is paining him.

...and her father won't order his EFCC and DSS mongrels to come and investigate such an extravagant spending.

People have been manhandled and thrown into jails for less by that reverse-intelligent Buhari.

If it's to order NCC to increase data prices now he'll start having penile erec*ion. Very stupid man.

₦47.1 million = 47 millionaires in Nigeria, and look at where all that money is going to ...Zahra's wardrobe and garage.

God, if you're reading this I want you to know that we Nigerians can't be in the same heaven with these people, because they made our lives here on earth a living hell. If after these atrocities they are committing on us in this life we come to heaven and see these same demons, then you must forgive Satan, because clearly Satan is a learner when compared to these people.

Winnelyn:
i honestly don't have anything to say.... Nokia torch phone loading

Nah, not acceptable. You and nairaland's romance section are like "you know the pic" so I strongly believe you'll find a way to survive this attack.

tosyne2much:
For her to know those sites, be like say the babe sef dey watch mojo

You don't need babalawo to tell you brother.

Winnelyn viewing. Come out and say something

Pheals:
tosyne2much am sure u will get D data at any rate!! I I knew you get the dough ....u will have to sub for me every month , now tell me what do you know about

naijauncut and xvideos. ?

Tosyne, come and answer for yourself. As you no dey introduce people come MMM, come and introduce her to naijauncut and xvideos.

Now, I've to apply caution on how I use my data. No more opening of useless FP topics. Mods whatever makes FP better be click-worthy.

Hello,
I just signed the petition, "Nigeria Communication Commission (NCC): Data plans rates by carriers in Nigeria should not be increased by NCC."
I think this is important. Will you sign it too?
Here's the link:
https://www.change.org/p/nigeria-communication-commission-ncc-data-plans-rates-by-carriers-in-nigeria-should-not-be-increased-by-ncc
Thanks.

Vikky014:
O GOD I DON FAINT
.HAHAHAHAHA

Sister please don't faint yet.

Strongbest:
Ok, I was going through some things online today and I came across this story of a very beautiful girl born with a tail.

Though, from my findings I learned during fetal development, the human embryo has a tail at about the 5th week that usually disappears naturally by the 8th week, being absorbed by the growing embryo.

However, it's possible the tail is not absorbed and persists through birth, for a rear few though.

This is a medical case, maybe the doctors in the house can help explain better.

Now, my question is, imagine you've been seeing someone and just when you are about to take the next step you discovered he or she has a grown tail folded or hidden under the pant all along. Will you still go ahead and get married to the person?

Please, I really want to read your views especially for those that believe in true love.

I shared this with some friends and I got different reactions. I believe I will get more views here.

Oga is your brain paining you? I'm asking because I am not understanding.

How can you say she's beautiful, and all you showed us is a tail?!

dollyjoy:
You dated for four years without sex? What exactly is your reason for denying him sex? The guy tried!



So you want to get married a virgin eeeh? Goodluck

I've been seeing this lady's post upandan, and I seriously like her views.

If you want do all these and more she'll still dump your arse on the sidewalk when a richer guy whistles at her.

...and guess what, there's always someone richer. The first and the last thing they are interested in is money. That's the generation we are in.

herzernIsHere:
Go buy food items for your Mum.....

Guy the speed Wey God go use bless you because of this sense wey you make go marvel you.

Some guys don't just remember mum.