₦airaland Forum

;d :d congratulations man, remember to pay ur tithes!!!

SIGN LANGUAGE

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the Bleep is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS/ sex y jokes

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"



Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. (4rm peter pan)

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving

Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego,
A. "Is it in?"

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

LMBAO, OMG, nice1 dude, kipit comin, hop clem and mig aint gonna get smtin on 4dis1.

Ahoy house, any news on Daewoo Nigeria Ltd pls

Applications were requested for, weeks ago, but fellow applicants I've met including myself r yet to recieve any interview info or hear from them.

Pls any1 in the house wif info should pls yarn us.

Thanx

SPECIAL APPEAL !!!!!

Please razorr, richyblack, ikemfna, abeg dont stop this particular thread!!
please give some of us sometin more than just job searches to kip comin bak home tonairaland pls

plsssssss

ill contribute too!!

pls kip this thread alive

@ituen, lol
@saucekid, nice1, lets intro it to nusery skulls!! lol

@richyblack i say kip it comin in!!

AHAA MA RIBS NO FIT HOL 2GETHER AGAIN, I DON USE COPPER WIRE JOIN AM, BUT THE TIN NOO SURREEE OHHH COS Y'ALLL ALLZ HOOOOOOOOOOOT!!

@akin007 man nice one really!!

anymore from wr these all comes from abeg oooh, kip it comin in!!

@razorr, babe u is the BOMMMOB MEEEEEN, I FELT UR PRESENCE @THE SPORTS BOARD, N TO2MASELF, HRS ONE LADY, FEEELIN U HERE AGAIN, EEN NIM SAYIN 2MASELF THIS MUST BE 1HEEEEEELLL OF A LADY!!!! U r2much, u cut u HOT!!!!!
Kipit up pls
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ABEG NAAAAA, HABA cant u read and undastand the 1st post and the thread too? the forum is requestin any1 wif info on job openin for nu graduates and u all send in ur cvs, to do wot na. Ah i fear us ohh, and evryone just dey post
, dey post dey go!!

We nid to tk time out to read information, and understand same, and then ask questions wen we dont undatsand. Not lyk im a reader myself but i damn well try to get the gist of the information at my disposal evn if its shallow!!

@Bamb, thanx man!!

@kulex2k1 i luved the puzzle cld u pls post more, min wyl hrs a game for those wu luv puzzles, i hop developers in the hows can work with seun to enable us play games -probably the lyt1s wich ar only html+flash contents- real time!!
pEaCe

@Aiphie , in ansa to ur qurstion " wot is ur food" i submit ur food is the bible, for man shall not live by bread alone , but by every word of God ,

@seun, i 2nd that!!
@ adeniyi83, pls link the page u got that from.

we should not4get that the blues play football from the heart!! Playing and winning became more than the goals but the viktory became a part of our lives, mor like needing it to move on!!

JM, coached the team to play wif thier hearts, thats y he the players took his leave personal, cos playing had become personal.

It takes more than technicality, to achieve that, it takes more than the rules of the game to achieve that, IT TAKES A MAN WIF PASSION TO INSTILL PASSION IN ANOTHER MAN!! JM HAD THAT PASSION AND THE BLUES WORLD OVA BOUGHT INTO IT, GLADLY!!!

@AndyM, kindly send me the chevron training form too please. Appreciate this. Thanx. sanmiexcels@yahoo.com and cwiz2002@yahoo.com. Best Regards.

BG GROUP is one of the leading forces in Natural Gas-One of the fastest growing sources of energy.

BG Group is recruiting a Secretary who will be reporting to the vice president contract & compliance and will provide effective and efficient secretarial and administrative support to the contract and compliance team.

To succeed, you will need to be PC Literate to a high level, be conversant with law office environment and have the skill to communicate effectively with internal management and business clients at all levels. To apply email your CV as word document to BGresourcing@peopleprime.net

hullo, dont worry kip up hop, ul get an ansa. Could u pls tell me wot the test format is lyk n the intervw2.

thank u

Thank you samirah, u have been really gud. Please kip up the good job.

Thank o ojare

AAAALLLLLEEELUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Remember to pay your tithes ohh

and be sure to get we out here good information so we can get in too!!

Cheers, CONGRATS AGAIN

WAOW, thanx a wol lot!! apreciate the help. Iv installed the converter. and shall do as adviced. Grateful. Tis gud to know 1 has a home to come to - Nairaland!!

@donolu abeg tell her.

Y not find out wot this forex tin is about, its about the best way to make gud money after the stok market u know. i see forex biz as the next in tin in this part of the world in the next 3-5 yrss. I intend to cash in on the opprotunity the moment im oportuned to -and its not until i get a job- before that period so as to reap the extra profit b4 it breaks evn and becomes totally regulated by the market forces

Hullo house, has any1 got any idea of schlumberger test format pls? or interview modes. Pls help!!!

WAOW, thank God we have HRs in the house. Could you pls enlighten us wrt wot u really look out for in a cv. I min wot has a cv got to have or look like to get your attention. I'm sure theres somtin u HR folks look out for in a cv. Wot presentation must a cv have to get ur attention and wot presentation iritates or bores u.

thank you sooo much.

The offer is still on. I advice u go download the forms and fill or fill online and then u myt have to print out the last page to append your signature, and then scan it.

Offer closes on the 18th. it aint so izy to fill the forms u myt nid to deliberate and tink a lot about ur self, download all forms, i min it can be time consuming!

HURRYHURYY!!!

Can any1 in the house enlighten me on pdf formats. I min if u bin asked to submit your cv in pdf format, doeas dis min i nid a pdf writer?

Help pls. Chek adedaniels thread for info about interestin vacanceis at ecowas

Thanx

It seems oceanic bank is recruiting. Info is at the site as at now

http://www.oceanicbanknigeria.com/careers/#

http://www.fanchants.com/listenfootballchants/184/6/40/ visit the link below for chelsea chants and to download chelsea chants as ringtones aswell!!

Attached are chelsea songs/chants mp3s for all Blues