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MrNairaland:
We build,convert containers into an office/portacabin

EXTREMELY URGENT REQUEST FOR A JACKUP RIG*

A company is urgently looking for a *Jackup Rig* within Nigeria for a 60days job. *Water depth of 200ft (deep sea drilling).* Work to commence end of July. Do you have any client who has one within Nigeria? A my client does not mind a semisubmersible if available.

*NOTE: Please know that it's for completion work, the actual drilling was done in 2014 before it was put on hold, now they want to complete the well. Location is Cross River State. They don't want anything outside Nigeria.*

Call or WhatsApp 08085994525 if you have

EXTREMELY URGENT REQUEST FOR A JACKUP RIG*

A company is urgently looking for a *Jackup Rig* within Nigeria for a 60days job. *Water depth of 200ft (deep sea drilling).* Work to commence end of July. Do you have any client who has one within Nigeria? A my client does not mind a semisubmersible if available.

*NOTE: Please know that it's for completion work, the actual drilling was done in 2014 before it was put on hold, now they want to complete the well. Location is Cross River State. They don't want anything outside Nigeria.*

Call or WhatsApp 08085994525 if you have

Jeffflo:
Metalloid Tech is a full-service construction servicing firm interested in providing your equipment needs. We have payloaders, excavators,
jackhammers, swamp buggies, bulldozers et.al in any form of configuration.
Please contact us on 07033503357 for bookings. Thank you.

*EXTREMELY URGENT REQUEST FOR A JACKUP RIG*

A company is urgently looking for a *Jackup Rig* within Nigeria for a 60days job. *Water depth of 200ft (deep sea drilling).* Work to commence end of July. Do you have any client who has one within Nigeria? A my client does not mind a semisubmersible if available.

*NOTE: Please know that it's for completion work, the actual drilling was done in 2014 before it was put on hold, now they want to complete the well. Location is Cross River State. They don't want anything outside Nigeria.*

Call or WhatsApp 08085994525 if you have

essienasuquo:
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Do you have or know any seller of enclosed 200litres metal drum, I have a client who is needs about 1000pieces... Please If you have or you can get it call or whatsapp 08085994525

*EXTREMELY URGENT REQUEST*

Do you have anyone that is into carbon steel pipes?

D500seamless CS pipe
20mm thickness.
1 How much each piece?
2. What quantity do they have now in Nigeria?

I'm told the length is 12meters and they would need 2,000meters, which is approximately 166 pipes.
They may buy more.

I have pictorial sample of what they are looking for in case you want to have an idea.

Call or whatsapp 08085994525 if you have

Good day lady's and gents.... Please Anybody with the link to mandate of a private university for sale in Kwara state should please call or whatsapp 08085994525..... Í Have a serious and ready client that is willing to buy the university

Send proposals of this business to my email also, I think I can help Market it in schools around my vicinity...... Olawale14okanlawon@gmail.com

tosinjay:
I've been doing same survey of recent, i came to conclusion that Oukitel is the best. Also the cheapest with best spec, i knw wha am saying, using a samsung s5 duos atm so changing it.

It's got way more functions than that xiaomi. That xiaomi has lesser ba3 than wha yu required.

For example oukitel k6000 pro
got 6000mah ba3, 3gb ram, 32gb rom, finger print, reverse charging.
Reviews confirms the screen which is dragontrail is super strong after drilling test. Check YouTube
The k6000 plus is a bit more expensive with higher spec.

Haven't used it but no bad review online meanwhile mine is in transit.

You'll get alot of folks using it hia.

You are very well on point bro... Í Used tó use a oukitel k6000 some months back before I misplaced it... The battery life was top notch, extra fast charging that I haven't experienced in other phones, durability and conveniency at its best.
Looking forward to buy the oukitel k6000 pro soon, coz it's features are way much dope than the price it's going for

The most difficult age for any man born in Nigeria should be between 24 and 29 years, the pressure to be something, to be someone is so immense. When you look around you everyone seems to be doing something for themselves, people seem to be living a life you only dream of. You have applied for jobs and the results have been more disappointing than Yakubu Aiyegbeni goal miss at the world cup.

Sadly this is the age when most guys lose it, the age when if not careful one is consumed by alcohol or drugs, because the disappointments become too much and you find alternative ways to face reality. Worse is when a few people you studied with have been lucky enough to land
jobs, soon your circle of friends gets thinner – mostly they don’t even cut you out but you will be real with yourself and cut yourself off. I mean what will you do when you are in a WhatsApp group of friends and they are discussing about last week’s trip in Dubai and planning another trip to South Africa while you are not sure of what your next meal would be?

Most times you follow the conversation silently, all alone like a cross on the grave. Soon you realize this is no longer your kind of crowd because the more you keep around the more the pressure to be something, takes a toll on you. You know when stories about house parties
come up and you act deaf because you don’t know where an extra 5 guys would fit in your house. Have you ever sat in a group of people discussing the new iPhone on the market or how British Airways offers poo services and you can feel your heart whisper to you "boss this is chest pain hour, can we just go and find a group that talks about GMAT, SHL, Dragnet, jobberman or job vacancies sites".

But you sit there as these people are lost in their lifestyle conversations, you are like a secretary taking minutes in meeting. You are totally forgotten like one of a woman’s breasts during pre-intimacy. Once in a while one of the friends will turn and ask if you need another drink and you wonder if you should just say No and head home, but head home to do what? So you grudgingly drop in the comment “I will have just one last one“...Lie!!!

But after a few years of job hunting, you are now ready to take anything even if is to smell a rich man’s farts as long as it pays, so you end up as an office messenger in one blue chip company in town. To imagine that 4-5 years of studying and getting a degree is now reduced to picking and dropping off letters and if you are not doing that, you are being sent for cheap lunch by the employees when they are broke and they can’t order with fast food. This is when conversations about where people schooled start, you go silent for it’s no longer of any use to say you also reached University, it doesn’t matter – you have resorted to surviving.

Once in while you will bump into your now well to do classmates, they would offer you lunch, but not even eating the meals at Eko Hotel or Sheraton will make you feel better about yourself, because in your mind you wish instead they would give you the 30k and you sort your meals for the next 5 weeks. As it is the norm you will have photos taken, and uploaded on Facebook, but always it’s your face that would look the odd one out – not even the best filters can hide a face which has suffered the city's dust and sun but survives on boiled beans.

The worst mistake you can do during this period is to try and date – there is nothing that a person going through such times can offer in terms of love. How are you going to do evening romantic walks when you are tired from walking delivering letters in offices around town? What are you going to tell your lady when she says she wants to go for relaxation at the bar, pool or love garden sites that are in town? That your financial religion doesn’t allow it or what? This is the age when you sit back and watch as the ladies you would want to date are dating or getting married to guys 10 years older than you. And you can’t blame them – it’s only that your life seems to be progressing slower than their goals in life. Most of the ladies you meet during this period, if you are lucky will be patient with you till you hit 28, and if by then your life is still in disarray like Leicester city's performance in the EPL then my friend be prepared for a walk out.

But then this is the age when you learn a lot of about life, if you can hack through this stage of life the only hard moment in your life would be when you lose your parents - that’s if you are still lucky enough to have them. This stage teaches you a lot about perseverance, about appreciating the small wins you have each day, it teaches you something about friendship, love, career growth and personal responsibility. This is always your rise or fall moment depending on the choices you make.

How you live your life in the 30’s is determined by how you handled your life in this phase. Do not Give up. Do not Be Depressed. remain focused and create a Strategy. Be consistent, you must Surely Win. Peace cool cool. Trust in God.

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AreaFada2:
Please show interior & engine.

If you are in Lagos yiu can come for the vehicle inspection... . The car is in very good working condition.

Honda pilot 2003 model
First body
Location :Lagos
Price : 1.3million
08064669594

danjumakolo:
Hmm.. It all depend on your knowledge sha.

Ram,camera,battery are awesome even more than flagships.

I buy the parts from the company site.In fact I just ordered the USB/charging port at $5 with free shipping.
Update is no issue for me...as they have gvn the device, kernel and vendor blobs for development. I intend to compile aosp 7.1 nougat this weekend.
So generally I am influence by flagships...My phone is now 3 years old and still fresh...The good thing is anytime I bring the phn out,I must get a compliment from smn

Please can you help me with how to go about updating my oukitel k6000-pro to the latest Android OS.... Have tried it but not getting it

Generalyemi:
if any one want to sell his SUV.. 4 runner or pathfinder, biko let me know

I have a Lexus Jeep RX300 automatic transmission for sale if you are interested... Call this number 08085994525

rangis:
Dont know of lagos but there is a branch of total steel nigeria ltd in kaduna so maybe u can enquire about it..cos the place looks abandoned..hope this is of help to you

Thanks boss for lending a helping hand..... My client specifically stated Lagos as his preferred destination... Guess the search still continues

I am a trade consultant, and presently I have a client willing to buy a pure iron steel producing company anywhere in the Lagos vicinity..... Please can any one be of help in knowing how possible this is?

The client of mine as a reasonably open budget and willing to do business as soon as possible.

Apple iPhone 7 News
The iPhone 7 will start at $649 32GB
The larger iPhone 7 Plus, which offers a bigger screen, begins at $769.

Both phones DO NOT come with the traditional 3.5mm Headphone Jack because Apple wants the phones to be thinner and improve water-resistant(something Chinese OEM's somehow accomplish very well).

So what did Apple Inc do?
1) They made the USB-C Lightning adapter to serve as charging port and a possible headphone jack for those who want wired headphones.
N.B: You cannot charge and listen to Music using a wired headset simultaneously but the adapter comes for free.

2) They offered a Bluetooth earphone(AirPods) that costs JUST $159.
N.B: It can sync to various apple products, has a special case that acts as the charger, and works for 5hrs ONLY.

Let's do a little arithmetic here
iPhone 7 + airpod (649+159)= $808
iPhone 7+ + airpod (769+159)= $928

So Apple Inc wants you and me to shell out almost $1k for a phone that does nothing special and works only with Apple Devices? I mean who wants to shell out $159 for a single headphone when you can get a basic android phone, I got my latest Android 6.0 phone (fingerprint, 3GB RAM, HD screen, USB-OTG, Gyroscope, all necessary sensors, 2-3-4G, TurboDownload, Gestures, Smart Power Saving, GPS, dual sim, and Corning Gorilla Glass 3 etc.) for JUST $109.
Ohh comes in a beautiful metal body!!!

Ahem! But then Apple Inc is the only firm on earth that can sell sawdust as fairy dust and Apple Sheep(iSheep) would buy it.

#Tech_Update #Capitalism_Can_Be_Weird #I_Remain_A_Capitalist
2016©GrandMaester

Culled from a friend's Facebook timeline

One would have assumed that the more churches and mosques that spring up in every nook and cranny of Nigeria, the higher the
morals in our society. But it is not so. The situation is that the more religious we get, the baser we become. Our land never knew the type of bloodshed experienced from religious extremists, political desperadoes, ritual killers, armed robbers, kidnappers, internet scammers, university cultists, and lynch mobs. Life has become so cheap and brutish that everyday seems to be a bonanza.

We import the petroleum that we have in abundance, rice and beans that our land can produce in abundance, and even toothpicks that primary school children can produce with little or no effort. Yet we drive the best of cars and live in the best of edifices, visit the best places in the world for holidays and use the most expensive electronic and telecoms gadgets. It is now a sign of poverty for a Nigerian to ride a saloon car. Four-wheel drive is it! Even government officials, who were known to use only Peugeot cars as official cars as a sign of modesty, have upgraded to Toyota Prado, without any iota of shame, in a country
where about 70 per cent live below poverty. Private jets have become as common as cars. A nation that imports toothpicks and pins, flaunts wealth and wallows in ostentation at a time its children are trooping to Ghana, South Africa and the UK for university education
and its sick people are running to India for treatment.

India produces automobile and exports it to the world. India’s medical care is second to none, with even Americans and Europeans
travelling to the country for medical treatment. India has joined the nuclear powers. India has launched a successful mission to the moon. Yet bicycles and tricycles are common sights in India. But in Nigeria, only the wretched of the earth ride bicycles. I have intentionally chosen to compare Nigeria with India rather than China, South Korea, Brazil, Malaysia, or Singapore, because of the similarities between India and Nigeria. But these countries were not as promising as Nigeria at the time of our independence.

Some would say that our undoing is our size: the 2012 United Nations estimate puts Nigeria’s population at 166 million, while India has a population of 1.2 billion. Some would blame it on the multiplicity of ethnic groups: we have 250 ethnic groups; India has more than 2000 ethnic groups. Some would hang it on the diversity in religion: we have two major religions – Christianity and Islam; but India has many. Some would say it is because we are young as an independent nation: we have 56 years of independence; India has 65 years, while apartheid ended in South Africa only in 1994.

I am a Christian, and nothing can change me from Christianity. But I think that our country is daily sinking into religiosity to the detriment of godliness. Our land is sick and needs healing. “If my people who are called by my name will humble themselves, and pray and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land” is still a saying that is germane to our current situation. We need more godliness than religion; more work and less hope; and more action and less word. Let everyone tidy up his or her corner first and demand fervently that our leaders tidy their areas of governance. Our nation is degenerating at a fast pace and we need to save it now.

Culled from a friend's Facebook timeline

The biggest country in Africa that the United Kingdom colonized is Nigeria. The biggest country that the United Kingdom colonized in Asia is India (which then comprised the present Pakistan and Bangladesh). When the UK came into Nigeria and India, like all other countries they colonized, they brought along their technology, religion (Christianity), and culture: names, dressing, food, language, etc.

Try as hard as the British did, India rejected the British religion, names, dressing, food, and even language, but they did not reject the British technology. Today, 80.5% of Indians are Hindus; 13.4% Muslims; 2.3% Christians; 1.9% Sikhs; 0.8% Buddhists, etc. Hindi is the official language of the government of India, but English is used extensively in business and administration and has the status of a “subsidiary official language.” It is rare to find an Indian with an English name or dressed in suit.

On the other hand, Nigeria embraced, to a large extent, the British religion, British culture – names, dressing, foods, and language – but rejected the British technology. The difference between the Nigerian and the Indian experiences is that while India is proud of its heritage, Nigeria takes little pride in its heritage, a situation that has affected the nationalism of Nigerians and our development as a nation. Before the advent of Christianity, the Arabs had brought Islam into Nigeria through the North. Islam also wiped away much of the culture of Northern Nigeria. Today, the North
has only Sharia Courts but no Customary Courts. So from the North to the South of Nigeria, the Western World and the Eastern
World have shaped our lives to be like theirs and we have lost much or all of our identity.

Long after the British and Arabs left Nigeria, Nigeria has waxed strong in religion to the extent that Nigerians now set up religious branches of their home-grown churches in Europe, the Americas, Asia and other African countries. Just like the Whites brought the
gospel to us, Nigerians now take the gospel back to the Whites. In Islam, we are also very vibrant to the extent that if there is a blasphemous comment against Islam in Denmark or the US, even if there is no violent reaction in Saudi Arabia, the Islamic headquarters of the world, there will be loss of lives and destruction of property in Nigeria.

If the United Arab Emirates, a country with 75% Muslims, is erecting the tallest building in the world and encouraging the world to come and invest in its country by providing a friendly environment, Boko Haram ensures that the economy of the North (and by extension that of Nigeria) is crippled with bombs and bullets unless every Nigerian converts to Boko Haram’s brand of Islam. We are indeed a very religious people. Meanwhile, while we are building the biggest churches and mosques, the Indians, South Africans, Chinese, Europeans and Americans have taken over our key markets: telecoms, satellite TV, multinationals, banking, oil and gas, automobile, aviation, shopping malls, hospitality, etc.

Ironically, despite our exploits in religion, we are a people with little godliness, a people without scruples. It is rare to do business with a Nigerian pastor, deacon, knight, elder, brother, sister, imam, mullah, mallam, alhaji or alhaja without the person laying landmines of bribes and deception on your path. We call it PR, facilitation fee, processing fee, transport
money, financial engineering, deal, or whatever. But if it does not change hands, nothing gets done. And when it is amassed, we say it is “God’s blessings.” Some people assume that sleaze is a problem of public functionaries, but the private sector seems to be worse than the public sector these days.

A Toyota camry muscle for sale
Automatic transmission
First body
Location : ibadan
For more info call or whatsapp : 08085994525

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Exactly two weeks ago, a lady dressed as a Custom Officer on her Facebook wall, sent me a friend’s request. Seeing her age and rank, I accepted. Thirty minutes after we became Facebook friends, she sent me a message on both my wall and inbox that The Nigerian Customs was selling impounded cars at cheap and affordable prices.

I immediately knew that the lady was not for real. Typical of me, I would have deleted her from my friends list, but I deliberately opted to humor her by playing along. I called the number she sent in her advert, and it was a man who picked. I told him I wanted to talk to Femmy Juliana but he said she was his boss blah blah….and that he was her PA.

He said I could do business with him as he represented his “madam”.

I told him I was interested in the Murano which was listed for N500,000 and that I needed to know how and when to pay for the car. And of course, where I could pick my car! He told me that I had to pay first. He explained that after I’d paid, Madam would then finish all the processes involved at the Nigeria Customs headquarters for me because “she is an insider.”

He reiterated that if I come in myself, I won’t even be considered. I feigned agreement to his suggestion. Next he told me he would send a bank account number for the payment while calmly reminding me to keep safe the Bank Teller as my proof of payment. I said I understood.

24 hours later, I was yet to pay money into his account. (Perish the though! I don’t have that kind money in any of my accounts.) He started calling me and I kept ignoring his calls. Within an hour, he had called me 47 times and I knew he was “killing” my phone battery. So I picked his call and calmly told him that my bank had blocked my account (because of BVN) and I needed to deposit N25,000 before I could access “my over N2.5million in that account.”
He urged to get the money quickly or “Madam may change her mind and give the Murano car to somebody else.” I told him, in desperate tones, that I don’t want to lose the car and I was doing my best to get a loan of N25,000 in order to access my account. Two hours later, he called to know how far I had gone in my quest. I told him I was still stuck. Then, I casually begged him to loan me the N25,000 after which I would now back N30,000 to him plus the cost of the Murano (that is N530,000). Grudgingly, he agreed. I thanked him like my life depended on it. Then I sent him an empty account I seldom use.
Within an hour, I got an alert for N25,000 paid into my account from him. I have caught the “mugu”. He called to inform me that he’d paid in the money and I should go get it and activate my account. With a wicked smirk on my lips, I told him that I was grateful for the gift of the money and he could go to hell. He started shouting and I hung the phone on him.

He kept calling and I sent him this text:

My name is Davidson Rotshak Lar, am a Police Officer. I work in Kebbi State Police Command Hqts. My office is on the first floor of the State CIID building. Come and get your money here, Mr. 419ner. I only got my own share of those you had scammed.”

I haven’t heard from him since. His phone number is unreachable. We are now trying to use the Bank Account number he gave me to see if we could arrest him through the address he supplied. I now appreciate why banks are so meticulous when you go to open account.

But I’m richer by N25,000

Source: http://naijapromoter.com/2016/07/02/how-this-smart-maga-turned-around-and-scammed-a-scammer/

mizzbouqui:
Nah I be correct Awori

Issorai..... Sent you a pm, looking forward to hearing from you

Lool this op must be from Ìjẹ̀bú with a degree in economics (awun - ology), bẹẹni tí ẹ rí.... Mzbouqui

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