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Please sir do you have an idea of the location where the tutorial is??

A pitiable case of good intentions turning into a complex case of regret..... If the lady in question as any conscience whatsoever then she should calm down and lower her demands as regards the phone.

Orente21:
whch do u stay in ib,and wat did u study

I am also based in IB... UI province to be precise,graduate of economics..... Just incase you know of any teaching job around Ibadan that I could give a try.

Na b4 dem say waffy no dey carry last... Nowadays abokis self no dey dull nor carry last!!!

serendipityF:
I never knew there were private schools that could pay a corps member 40,000 naira, all the while, I dreaded being posted to a school not knowing I was blocking my luck. All thanks to my LGI after one organization almost conned me into marketing for just 10k. I am so happy. Despite them saying there was no longer vacancies, my LGI fixed me there.

Where you serving if I may ask??

manie:




What is your definition of the right platform?

If you have the resources, I will advice you to enrol for the Aspiring Entrepreneur Programme of Fate Foundation. The 3 months course I did at Fate Foundation about 10 years ago, opened my eyes to opportunities and possibilities.

Can you also list some of the unexplored goldmines in Nigeria? I am looking at housing/real-estate, education/training,agriculture and waste management.

Yes waste management, although people say we should leave trash for LAWMA, we cannot allow LAWMA and its franchisees to continue making the money from Lagos trash.

Like i said there are still goldmines in nigeria that are yet to be explored, personally to me i feel agriculture is more of a neglected goldmine than a yet to be explored one,real estate like you mentioned in your post is also a goldmine thats mostly capital intensive and with the elimination of the middle class in the nigerian class strata,the real estate market for now isn't going to be booming as expected simply because you are left with only two target market when the middle class is non-existent ,which is the uppper class and the lower class... Like we all see every day the upper class real estate market is already saturated ,places like abuja would give you an insight of what i mean... Most of the top notch houses in high brow areas there in the FCT hardly have people living in it and most have not been bought outrightly by those who can afford it,as for the lower class which needs more supply of low costs housing ,hardly do private investors look to invest in such ventures simply because the nigerian mortgage plan is not viable neither can the lower class afford to buy houses outrightly even if it is termed a lowcost building.
As for me i feel the IT world and technology industry is yet to be fully tapped into in the nigerian economy,there is still much ground to be covered and it is yet to be saturated,for those who have foresight and passion for IT ,they have envisaged it to be a potential goldmine in the making compared to what is being realised presently!!!

GoldenDr:
Sowl, you know what, let the oil dry up!

Sir that wish of yours might take a little more than a century to become a reality simply because Nigeria tends to discover crude in other part of the country presently, though it has no major positive effect on our economy at present due to the astronomical drop in the value of crude oil .
But the fact is Nigeria is so blessed with both liquid and solid mineral resources that would make us weather the storm even with crude oil drying up or the market value reducing, if our leaders could get rid of there mental laziness and unrepentant greed while embracing the act of selfless service to the people then we can get to breathe a sigh of relief that there is a glimmer of hope in the long run.

manie:



Thanks for your wonderful insight and suggestions. I am very sure you are not a teacher, but if you are one that means you have a great interest in political economy and business policy.




SMEs are the backbone of any economy, they are also the largest employers of labour in Nigeria. Businesses with net-worth of less than a N1 million can be classified as micro-businesses, those with net-worth of N5 million to N50 million are small businesses, while those between N50 million to N500 million are medium enterprises. You will find out that most businesses and employees are found in this sector.

The questions we need to ask are these.
1. How come our SMEs cannot grow to become big businesses and MNCs after decades of being in business.
2.How come the cost of funds are so high in Nigeria.
3.Why are Nigerians not investing in our economy.
4. Why are Nigerian corporate executives so corrupt, that they always run down their organisations eg Cadbury, Unilever, Nigeria Breweries just to mention a few.
5. Why is government not giving start-ups and small businesses tax holiday?
6. When will government start investing in infrastructures and others facilities that will reduce the cost of doing business?
7. When will the average Nigerian employee who is lucky to get a job in the big companies, become entrepreneurial so that he can set-up a small businesses that can employ a minimum of 5 employees.
8. When will the average Nigerian become interested in the dynamics of political economy, finance, investment, business and technology.
9. When will our country be blessed with sincere and forward thinking leaders and managers.
10. When will Nigerians be in charge of the driver's seat of the Nigerian economy, the people in charge of our economy are the Indians, Lebanese, Chinese, South African, American etc.


What we need now is FDIs and not portfolio investors who are more or less short term investors who do not create substantial value to our economy.

I am actually an economics graduate and I have got passion to teach and be a teacher at some stage in my life be it short or mid term...... But all in all entrepreneurship does it for me,because I see and envisage so many unexplored goldmine in the Nigerian economy if I can get the right platform,though the situation of things might be discouraging for enthusiastic youths like us,but persistence,perseverance and an undying passion to succeed would surely supersede whatever economical obstacle in the way. That I believe!!!

manie:



I am not an atheist either, but i lean towards agnostic theism. I believe we have all it takes to succeed as a nation, but it take both prayer and action. The nation did not invest and diversify the economy during the era of boom, now that the price of crude oil in the international market fell by almost 70% we are now in dire need of resources and fund to run and manage the economy.
Do you know that a company in the oil and gas sector sacked 50% of its employees and also reduced the remuneration of those they did not sack by 50%.

For every employee that is sacked, the landlord will be affected, the school where his children attend will be affected, his church and pastor will be affected, the extended family will be affected, all these will have a negative multiplier effect on the economy. I just do not know how government is going to kick-start and stimulate this economy.


This is my layman's opinion, i hope economists in the house will share their informed thought on the lingering state of the economy and the nation at large.

Though this might sound cliche,but the only effective way the FG can stimulate the cripling economy of nigeria is by promoting SME's and providing funds that can be channeled into viable business ideas,as complex as the situation in the country presently it can be solved gradually if the FG stops looking at solving the economical slump from the macro to the micro level,but rather look to solve it from the micro to the macro level.
Once unemployment is reduced to some extent by funding SME's that creates employment with the little available at the governements disposal presently this would tend to increase revenue for the government in the long run and would have solved the problem at the micro level,the m... Though our condition is in dire straits,but i believe we can overcome coz we have what it takes to do so.
Countries like japan,switzerland and the likes have no mineral resources but still survive, the UK relies mostly on business ventures and establishments to generate funds used in running its economy,all we need now is reduce corruption to the barest minimum and the little the country as now would be enough to set things right once again.

maryjoyce:



I was able to go to Valencia today... Who knows? Was given their test to write :-. #Iamhopefulthough.

please am looking to try out the valencia school tomorrow.... The test you where given was it based on your area of specialisation or general knowledge??..... From the look of things are they still looking to recruit other intending applicants??

Lawyers should Never ask an elderly woman to be a witness in court if they are not prepared for the answer.
In a trial in a southern small town in lagos the prosecuting lawyer called a grandmotherly elderly woman to the witness box and asks her , alhaja Balogun do u know me??....
she responded,why? Yes i do know you Mr Uche . I have known you since you were a boy,and frankly speaking you have been a big dissapointment to me. You lie ,you cheat on your wife,you manipulate people and talk about them behind there backs. You think you are a big lawyer,when you dont have the brain to realise that you would never amount to nothing more than a petty no good doing charge and bail lawyer,yes i know you.
The lawyer was stunned not knowing what else to do,he pointed across the room and asked, alhaja balogun do u know the defence attorney also
She again replied,why Yes i do... I have known Mr danjuma since he was a youngster,he is lazy,bigoted and he as a drinking problem,he cant build a relationship with any one,and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 women one of which is your wife,yes i know him.
The defense attorney nearly fainted. The judge asked both lawyers to approach him and in a very low voice said.
If either of you two idiots asks her if she knows me,i would make sure i send you both to death by firing squad with no chance of appeal!!!

Naomite:


Tnx pal. No celebration dis year oo, just dey low key

It would be a pleasure if I can help lift u from low key to hi-key..... Hope u don't mind?

Naomite:
Every birthday I celebrated was a hit.... Back to back from my sweet 16 birthda to my 18th and my 21st birthday and my friends keep saying " Ore if u aint celebrating dis years birthday u can come over and chillout in my house" iyalaya anybody I told them 2 leave the trash 4 LAWMA!

Happy birthday to you dear... Wish you LLNP.... How we celebrating it now

As far as I am concerned I feel lil kesh deserved the award more than reekado banks did, most of lil kesh's singles were hits and club bangers unlike reekado banks that rode on the back of mavins groupie songs to get hits and be known.
Aside from this two I feel kiss Daniel deserved it better than both of them ,though his songs wouldn't be taken for club bangers but they were hits that relates meaningfully well to all and sundry.... His undoing would have been the fact that he didn't have a popular,solid and efficient record label to ride on like YBNL n MAVINS.

avicky:


Alright, thank you very much.

you are very much welcome!!!

avicky:


Alright, I really appreciate the correction. What of regardless?

''regardless'' as an english word isn't wrong and it can be used depending on the context of your statement,but in this case and context it wouldn't fit in. The use of the word in this case wouldn't have anything to do with being a grammatical blunder , but rather everything to do with contextual grammatical concord.

Bienne vennue mademoiselle la belle.

I welcome you new corp members to the ancient city of Ibadan.. And I can guarantee you would enjoy your stay here.... If any one is in need of an apartment anywhere in Ibadan ,please holla @ me via call or whatsapp on 08085994525.

AMERICAN POLICE
In America, A lady reported a rape case between her and her
boyfriend to the police...
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Lady(crying) : good morning officer, my Boyfriend raped me seriously.
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Policemen: oh, we are deeply sorry for that, we are gonna take this matter serious, its
against the law here.....
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NIGERIAN POLICEMEN
A lady reported a rape case between her and her boyfriend...
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Lady: officer my boyfriend rape
me ooo, i don die ooo
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Policemen: chaiii, na serious matter oo, em.... Sargent
Okoro, abeg bring statement make she write everything
wey happen.
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Ehen, wetin happen
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Lady: i went to see this my boyfriend and he seriously raped me, and....
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Policeman: calm down, calm down, write am down!
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The lady writes it....
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Policeman: around what time?
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Lady: eh, we first went to the club, we drank, we ate, we danced, so after the club we now went to his place...
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Policeman: around when?
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Lady: 3am
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Policeman (surprised): 3? 3am?
U go him house?
Oya write am.
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The lady writes it down......
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Lady: officer i was in his house and....
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Policeman: you go your own house?
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Lady: No
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Policeman: oh, you go him house?
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Lady: yes
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Policeman: put am for paper.
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The lady writes it.....
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Policeman: so as you reach em house wetin come happen?
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Lady: eh, as we went to his house, i removed my
clothes and went to shower....
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Policeman: oh, u baf? You baf for man house? You remove your cloth for him bedroom?
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Lady: yes!
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Policeman: write am down!
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Lady writes it.....
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Policeman: ehen, wen you baf finish, wetin come happen?
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Lady: eh, when i baf finish, i lie down for him bed.
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Policeman: eh? Oh for him guest room?
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Lady: no officer, in his room off course.
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Policeman: oh, in his room?
Wetin u wear?
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Lady: his t-shirt.
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Policeman: oh, u wear him shirt?
U wear pant?
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Lady: pant? Haba no na officer, just his shirt
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Policeman: (shouts)
Oh, you no wear pant? For man house?
You wicked,
write am down!!!
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To be Continued...lol
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As written by a Facebook pal of mine!!!

My night was crazy. It was as if mosquitoes were on rampage. They spoiled the joy I had after eating beans and indomie.
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The mosquitoes were so plenty that their combined sounds were like that of a Cherubim and Seraphim choristers. They bit me like something else. They made me beat myself almost to redness. As if that was not enough, with the rate at which they sucked my
blood, by now i must be having low sperm count, ehhmm, I mean low blood count!
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The clapping was so much that i simply started singing, turned the whole experience to worship time.
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In the morning, hunger dealt with me next. Before long, the worms in my stomach began their own World Cup opening ceremony.
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I decided to visit one of my girlfriends during the day. At least, i know that a meal will surface and truly, the sweet girl served me a delicious meal of Amala and Vegetable bombarded with
egusi and meat.
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After the meal, we were relaxing with her family members when a strange odour of mess started diluting the conditioned air in the room. Imagine
me, the stranger, in the midst of her parents, two sisters, and two other relatives.
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Everyone started throwing speculative glances at each other but none talked.
After some minutes of watching a comedian on tv, another odour began sifting through the air.
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I was so surprised that i didn't know when i said: 'Haba!!!'
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All attention was on me. My girlfriend threw me a questioning glance to which i shook my head. The question
on my mind was, "who is that wicked person polluting the air?"
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Just as power supply was interrupted, in the ensuing silence, we heard a 'piiihuuun' sound and another 'shiiiiii' coming from my girlfriend's father and one of the daughters. I was shocked!
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These people don't know me. I kept quiet and the air was so "barbaricaly" smelly. They started the generator and the A.C resumed work. My girlfriend asked me to her room, i told her not to
worry. I had a mission.
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I adjusted my sitting position, and on cue, the beans and indomie i ate last night started working. I raised half of my bumbum and i let out an airy 'weeeeee' gaseous concortion.
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In ten seconds, the father sneezed 12times, the mother blew her nose 24 times, the two relatives started arguing. I noticed that the little fishes in the aquarium by the wall had stopped swimming.
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I did not rest, i raised the other half of my bumbum and let out a silent fart. In five seconds, the air changed to the smell of dead rats. The family started arguing. "Darling, stop polluting the air. We have visitors. " the mother said.
"Its not me. Its Bose" (the second daughter), the father replied.
"Daaa-aaady! I don't like it o. I farted by mistake once and you are blaming me for your actions." Bose retorted.
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I kept my eyes glued to the TV, and just then my girlfriend came back. As she was making the leather chair make loud noise, I released another deadly quiet and unseen fart. Before long, the two relatives excused themselves. The mother said: "I think i will need to rest." And she left.
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Shaperly, me sef stood up and said: "Thank you sir. Thank you ladies. Goodnight sir." The father said, "Thank you CBJ Please, come again. And sorry for the mess."
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Outside, my girlfriend was apologising seriously. I looked at her, smiled and i told her not to worry.
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I walked home with the smile plastered
on my face.
Tomorrow is another day.
Thank God its ‪#‎Friday‬

This ain't no hyena ,though the fur looks similar to that of an hyena... To me it looks more like a raccoon.

semasir:
I've got one for #15,000 with 2 million database in total and classified by business owners, mail section, etc

Please how do I get in touch with you?

For 6 years our own occupied the offices of Deputy Senate President, Deputy Speaker, SGF, Minister of Finance /Coordinating Minister of the Nigerian Economy, Ministers of Health, Aviation, Labour, Petroleum&Gas (by Marriage), Chief of Army Staff etc yet nobody complained that the Igbos got too much of the Federal Power rations neither did your highly placed brethren improve your lot in terms of development!
Other ethnic groups watched carefully and played their politics towards national relevance while we the Igbos got carried away and played politics of the pocket where semi-illiterate money bags charted the cause for us!
Those who have access to Aso Rock and got fat contracts sustained the lies to hoodwink both Aso Rock gods and the Igbos. In blind response devoid of any logical reasonings the Igbos put all their fragile eggs in one basket that had lost form and shape to protect them.
As the results of those fatal errors set in the same money miss roads are now fanning the ambers of secession as their next meal ticket bargaining chip while the teaming youth they lure with money and lies risk losing everything including their lives for nothing in the end.
Compare the Igbo TAN money bags / failed politicians to the likes of Aliko Dangote, Mike Adenuga, Femi Otedola who are hardly seen or heard playing partisan talk less of ethno-religious politics!
Imagine Dangote gathering the leaders of Northerners in Lagos and imposing political party or candidate in Lagos State politics on them. Such is near impossible!
The Igbos have allowed derogatory pocket politics to puncture their natural nobility as a people!
With men of honour and class like Ebitu Ukaiwe, Emeka Anyaoku, Ndubisi Kanu, Ben Nwabueze and others the Igbos should have no business listening to the likes if Ifeanyi Uba (Capital Oil), Chris Uba etc any time they talk politics!
Foolish is not IGBO!!!
As written on Facebook by chibueze iheukwumere.c. ihejirika

Please I am in need of email address database of companies and hotels most especially in Ibadan and the southwest region . anybody who can help with that on this forum?

Uhuru kenyatta(president of kenya)
October 27
*Stephen el-sharawwy(italian footballer)
*Kumar sanghakkara(world renowned cricket player)
*Kurt zouma(chelsea player)
October 28th
*Bill Gates(IT entreprenuer/american billionaire)
*Caitlyn or Bruce jenner(Transgender celeb/gold winning american athlete)
*Julia Roberts(award winning hollywood actress)
*Obafemi Martins(ex-super eagles player )
October 29
*Gabrielle Union(hollywood actress)
*Edwin Van der saar(ex netherland and manchester united keeper)
*Robert Pires(ex france and arsenal player)
October 30th
*Diego armando Maradona(Legendary argentine footballer)
*Edge(american wrestler)
October 31st
*Willow smith(american teenage musician)
*Christopher Columbus(world renowned explorer)
*Rob schneider(hollywood comic actor)
*Iyanya(award winning Nigerian musician)

*Dj exclusive(Nigerian celebrity Dj)
*Mo'cheddah(Nigerian musician)
October 17th
*Eminem(award winning american rap artiste)
*Ziggy marley(reggae musician/son of legendary Bob marley)
*Kimi Raikonnen(F1 driver)
*Wyclef jean(award winning american musician)
*Nnamdi oduamadi(super eagles footballer)
October 18th
*Neyo(award winning american producer/musician)
*Jean claude van damme(Hollywood action actor)
*Dante(Brazil and wolfsburg player)
*Robbie savage(ex-blackburn player)
*Efe ambrose(super eagles player)
*Wande coal(award winning nigerian musician)
October 19th
*Gen.Yakubu jack Gowon(former nigerian military head of state)
*Floyd mayweather snr(father of boxing title holder mayweather jr )
*Evander Holyfield(american boxer)
*Big sam allardyce(premiership coach)
October 20th
*Snoop Dogg(award winning american rap artiste)
*Abbey George(ex-super eagles player)
*Jonathan akpoborie(ex-super eagles footballer)
October 21st
*Kim kardashian(reality show american celeb)
*Amber Rose(Model/celeb)
*Benjamin Netanyahu(isreali prime-minister/arab countries nightmare)
*Nemanja vidic(serbian and inter milan footballer)
*Da-Grin(Nigerian rap artiste)
*Alex ekwueme(former nigerian vice president)
October 22nd
*Arsene Wenger(arsenals coach)
*Shaggy(american-jamaican musician)
October 23rd
*Pele(legendary brazilian ex footballer)
*Ryan Reynolds(Hollywood award winning actor)
*Alvaro Morata(spain and juventus footballer)
*Rashidi Yekini(ex-super eagles footballer)
October 24th
*Drake(award winning american rap artiste)
*Wayne Rooney(england and manchester united captain )
*Roman Abrahomovich(Russian Billionaire/chelsea owner)
*Sir kessington Adebukola Adebutu(baba ijebu) (Business mogul and entrepreneur)
October 25th
*Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti(human right activist/1st woman to drive a car in nigeria)
*Katy perry(award winning american musician)
*Ciara(american musician)
October 26th
*CM punk(american wrestler)
*Keith Urban(award winning american musician)
*Hillary clinton(american politician/presidential aspirant)

ermain Defoe(ex-england and sunderland footballer)
*Bishop Desmond Tutu(apartheid freedom fighter/human rights activist)
October 8th
*Bella thorne(hollywood teenage n disneychannel actress)
*Bruno Mars(award winning american musician)
*Nick Cannon(american actor n american idol host)
*Rasak Omotoyossi(nigerian-beninois footballer)
*Matt Damon(award winning hollywood actor )
*Cece winnans(american gospel singer)
*Jesse Jackson(american politician)
October 9th
*John Lennon(British award winning musician)
*Tyler james williams(everbody hates chris star actor)
*David Cameron(British prime minister)
*Blessing okagbare(Nigerian medal winning athlete)
October 10th
*Xherdan shaqiri(swiss and stoke city footballer)
*Ken saro wiwa(human right activist)
*Brow ideye(super eagles player)
*Ade akinbiyi(ex-super eagles player)
*Danjuma Goje(Nigerian politician/Northern aristocrat)
October 11th
*Amitabh Bachan(Legendary award winning Bollywood actor)
*Sir Bobby Charlton(ex england and manchester united legend)
*Seamus Coleman(irish and everton player)
October 12th
*Hugh jackman(hollywood award winning actor/wolverine)
*Lucciano Pavarotti(legendary italian opera singer)
*Marion Jones(american athlete)
*Shola Ameobi(ex-super eagles player)
October 13th
*Ashanti(american musician)
*Magaret Thatcher(1st British female prime minister/ironlady)
*Paul pierce(NBA all star player)
*Tisha campbell matin(Hollywood actress)
*Gabriel agbonlahor(ex england and aston villa player)
October 14th
*Ralph Lauren(world renowned designer)
*Usher Raymonds(american award winning musician)
*Roger moore(former bond man and British actor)
*Ahmed Musa(super eagles and Cska moscow player)
*Ibrahim chatta(Nollywood Yoruba actor)
October 15th
* Fela anikulapo-Kuti(afrobeat musician/world renowned music legend)
*Mesut mustapha Ozil(germany and arsenal footballer)
*Tito jackson(american musician/jackson5)
*Keyshia cole(american musician)
October 16th
Oscar Wilde(world renowned philospher and poet)
*Ike shorunmu(ex-super eagles keeper)