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Needed Urgently

Our client needs a rice milling factory to enter into an agreement with to mill at list two trailers rice minimum on a daily basis.
The contract will last for one year.

The factory may be located any part of the country, they have logistics to take the rice to any location to mill.

If you have any lead on this call or whatsapp 08085994525

essienasuquo:
Adhl

Good morning sir, a client of mine requires 5 lpg tank mounted trucks to convey gas from Lagos to portharcourt for a one year contract.... Do you have any or you have a link to get it?

icon007:
....sometimes I wonder why we don't have such charitable hearts in Nigeria and Africa in general. Considering, the same God made us all!

I need to start my own giving!

Seun send me ur account now.

Boss I hail òòò, should I send my account details so you can bless a brother in need.

I'm in need of a good intermediate Java and .net programmers.... Male and female around island for a permanent job with fantastic take home pay.. To pchat me on whatsapp asap on 08085994525

A friend of mine is in need of a tracker that can help him track a debtor of his who has gone off radar for a while. He needs to track his location using his phone number.... Call 08085994525 if you can or know who is capable of such

Good day wonderful and amiable lady's and gentlemen of this thread, is there a way of knowing when someone with a booked appointment with the USA embassy cancels the appointment so that one can replace such person to get an appointment anytime around June July?

s3tt1ngz003:
I doubt if buhari would be happy at this

this country has gotten to a state whereby only luck can make one earn a living, for the past 1 month now I've been hunting for ordinary casual job to do as a female, couldn't even locate one.
So. Am using this medium to announce, pls in search of a job within Abeokuta metropolis, I have ND in marketing. Am a female smart and willing to work
Any person willing to help can mention the post back
Thanks

Pm me there is one part time job in ijebu

KendrickAyomide:
Today’s security system depends on the internet and computer which has the potential to be failed. It can be hacked, defeated and monitored by the people that you are trying to secure from.

source
http://www.wonderslist.com/10-heavily-guarded-homes/

cc : Lalasticlala

cc : mynd44

I can sell a US number to you, if needed pm me

Urgent request
A client of mine is looking to purchase a functional university without any legal or license issues in Kwara state or any neighboring western state. Budget 15-20billion.
Ń.B : if you have no concrete lead to this property don't pchat me... Preferably direct or semi direct lead
Call or whatsapp 08085994525

What sort of partnership do you seek because I have haulage contracts I can give you if you can fund it, you would get good returns on investment

thetelz:
I'm looking to hire 33,000+ litre fuel tankers for haulage capable of going anywhere nationwide. If you have,kindly drop your WhatsApp number let's discuss terms, conditions and commission.

I can get you tanker trucks, whatsapp number is 08085994525

Hello associates. We have for sale 50 drums of Bitumen 60/70. Location: Onitsha. Buyer will come to Onitsha for Testing & Quality. Price: N80,000 per drum. Seller will provide Transportation FOB. Interested buyer should call me on 08085994525

Gilbus1:
Manganese ore, Lead ore, zinc ore, copper ore, sea sand, rutile lump and ilemnite sand are all available for serious buyers. Contact me on Gilbertwoma@gmail.com.

Good day I have foreign buyers for this minerals, please include your whatsapp number so we can chat about it or better still add me up on whatsapp 08085994525

Macdon1100:
*FX PROCEDURE FOR INFLOW*
*Rate* 357/5 *F2F*
1.Seller gives an indemnity cheque of the volume buyer wants to buy wt 1% indemnity in the cheque.
2.Buyer present it to his bank manager incase seller did not perform.
3.Buyer move naira and block to sellers account.
4.Seller moves dollar to Buyer account and buyer unblock fund into sellers account
5.Agents settled.

Would need your whatsapp number to contact you

seglabsy:
STILL AVAILABLE

Add me up on whatsapp 08085994525, I have interested buyers

NowIKnow:
Nairalander make una borrow me money na. Walahi I'm tired

Add me up on whatsapp let me link you to who can help with the loan 08085994525

Twenty Curious Questions on the Android Sex Doll...

1. Is the sex doll a virgin or normal Oyinbo olosho?

2. Is it self-lubricating or you have to pour it water, jelly or oil?

3. If a lady buys one and performs sexual act on it and with it, is it lesbianism, homosexuality or homodollarity? Don't google it or seek it in the dictionary, you won't find it.

4. If a man buys the male version and performs sexual act on it, is he gay, curious or adventurous?

5. If a man cheats on his woman with the sex doll, does it qualify as cheating, fornication or adultery?

6. If your man shells out N800,000 to buy a sex doll and he has never invested that much on you since you met him, why not Kuku become a sex doll?

7. When there is no light and fuel in the generator to charge the doll, does that mean there is no show like some women often say?

8. Does the doll go through a menstrual cycle or its 24/7 ready all year?

9. Are there body mechanics to fix the parts in case of accident or fracture from excessive rough play?

10. Is there a semen-cleansing App in the doll or you have to clean it up, lest another who talks the doll into coitus contracts STD?

11. Is the doll foldable and packable in case of relocation or vacation trips and will you book a flight for it or carry it as hand luggage?

12. If you marry a doll, is it marriage? If you marry two- is it polygamy?

13. If you buy the doll to rent out on pay as you go flat rate in a rest house or club, are you an Entrepreneur and is the doll a Dollstitute? Who is responsible for the sexual sin- You or the doll?

14. If you sleep with the doll, are you still a virgin? If the doll defiles you, are you still a virgin?

15. If all your sin on earth was having sex with a Barbie sex doll, will you still go to hell fire?

16. If armed robbers come to your house and forcefully penetrate your doll without obtaining your consent or the doll's, is it rape properly so-called?

17. If you send the image of your difficult, uncooperative crush to Shanghai and you have her manufactured into a customized sex doll for your pleasure, is it plagiarism or mental rape?

18. If you place thunderbolt on your sex doll whilst traveling and your neighbour mounts it and die, will you feel bad or be held responsible?

19. If the male sex doll breaks into your woman, will you take her to the hospital to surgically remove it?

20. If all your woman gives to you is sex, is getting a sex doll not cheaper on the long run?

I have got a business idea that can yield reasonable profit in a short while, my email olawale14okanlawon@gmail.com

HeyCorleone:
I wasn't raised to be positive about mediocre products.. If you think 10 years is a pretty short time to show your worth,then you're greatly mistaken..

Only 2 types of people use this phone in present day Nigeria; The misinformed (those who aren't too into phone specifications, mostly the elderly who believe an android phone is an android phone), and The broke people (who on a normal day, all things being equal and with the right amounts of cash would stay light years away from this product).


The bottom line is Itel is a very useless product, and may most likely remain so unless the company is bought over by top brands like Apple or Samsung..

Well said bro, u need to see the struggle I am using to type at the moment, this phone keeps frustrating me every day... I belong to the latter category of broke at the moment reason I can't get a new phone presently. Just need to close some deals this week and I would gladly drop this useless phone like a bad habit

Very useless phone


Your company is the reason I am posting a comment on a thread for the first time on nairaland in 3 years.


Ever since I bought this useless phone I am using to send this message in March of this year and the only thing I can say I enjoy is the battery life coz it's 5000mah.



Every other thing as been heart breaking, it switches off its self without prior notice, hangs like a Kid having seizure.... And worst of all now is part of the screen is redundant and not responding to touch again.




This is the worst phone I have ever used since I started using phones, even London used to buy never gave me this wàhálà compared to this phone I bought new when exchange rate was freaking high.

damickey:
I will buy the 2010 for 1.7m. Call me 08039422997 lets close this today

1.9m last sir

Reg 2010 Toyota Camry
First body
4 plugs
Very clean
No faults at all
Location is Egbeda Lagos
Price is 2.0m

Call or whatsapp 08085994525

Sold

Reg 2008 Toyota Camry
Silver colour
V6 engine
Extremely clean and faultless
Location is Egbeda Lagos
Price is 1.9m


Please call me or whatsapp 08085994525

PETROL TANKERS URGENTLY NEEDED*

Pls we need 10nos of trucks of 33,000 litres for lease. To deliver product to filling stations. Please call or whatsapp 08085994525 for more info q

HAULAGE DEAL

(1). DURATION:
2 months.
(2). NUMBER OF TRUCKS:
10 Flat Bed Trucks‎
(3). PICK UP/ DUMP SITE:
Wharf to Ikeja (Guinness)
(4). ITEMS
40 feet containers.
(5). OFFER PER TRUCK:
Open‎
(6). DETAILS OF TRUCKS REQUIRED:
i. Truck specification & pictures
ii. Registration numbers of trucks.
iii. Drivers and motor boys names and phone numbers.
iv. Truck Insurance Coverage details (Copy of Goods in Transit Insurance papers)
(7). START OFF
Monday Morning. 
Will appreciate a competitive quote tonight

Interested and credible haulage contractors,

Please contact:- 08085994525

I urgently need 60plot of land inside lakowe for a client not too far from the road or the Golf course for urgent purchase note the land must have CofO, call or whatsapp me on 08085994525 if you have any available One for inspection tomorrow morning and payment follows immediately

essienasuquo:
..what kind of metal drum?

Enclosed 200litres metal drum about 1000pieces