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The grooms father is nowhere to be found in any of the picture circulating on the social media platform, Hope all is well with him.

Dootty:
Forget the conference in Benin excuse he simply does not want to attend the meeting. This shows his own political agenda is not in tune with theirs.

Let's stop being sentimental about issues, the Senate fixed this summit date long before the Caucus meeting and you don't expect the Senate president to leave his primary assignment and attend to party issue.

Our journalists are too lazy to carry out investigation, Saraki is in Benin city since yesterday attending a summit on human trafficking initiated by the National Assembly.
People just want to demonize this man

herzern:
What else does one want other than an institution that publishes its admission cut off mark to further make its admission exercise more transparent?...

Unlike UNILORIN whose admission is shrouded in sheer nepotism without a publicised cut off mark/grade.

Quit being ignorant check their Website.

TrapQueen77:




Im juz here to break every man's rule...

All is Well.

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the mens' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months IS a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, Or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camp
- Olumide Lumzy Oladosu
**Orrbee witches, you cannot hold me, no be me write am.
Cc; Giwa speaks.

cleatoris:
Intolerance and insensitivity. All embodied in one man.

Only Islam can entertain such despicable creature and his case.

Next time you read and comprehend before commenting. the lawyer said he's a Christian I guess you didn't read that part, he also said he's a traditionalist. Moreover the case is in court u wait for the outcome before showing your hatred for ISLAM.

Yahoo boys turn MOG....Lwkmd. I think they should be prosecuted for mutilating our currency.

@Op yomi fabiyi is no longer married to that woman, komot am from the list

Abudu2000:
Voice Good but she is quite ugly though

Bad belle is allowed

Abudu2000:
Voice Good but she is quite ugly though

Bad belle is allowed

madridguy:
Which quranic invocations you did as I will like to know? Can you share with me?

It was ayatul kursiyu and some other azkar I know

Something like dis almost happened to me last year in kwara state along post office, some guys approached me looking for wonder kola and promised to pay me 15k, a guy just appeared from nowhere saying he know the place that I should follow them so they would give me 15k. But as a correct Muslim guy I was already doing quranic invocations. I don't know what happened I just turned back never look back.

Hi fellow Nairalanders, jus stumbled on this brain teaser on my Facebook page and have been cracking my brain since but couldn't come to a conclusion, So I decided to share it with you guys

yeah it truly exist

Guess what The other room truly exist, maybe our presido once lodged there

It's #WorldJollofriceday feel free to add your own special recipe for others to try out or upload a pic of your plate of jollof

lexiconkabir:
Wa alaykum salaam warahmatAllaah, ofcourse its difficult, even difficult than cutting the trousers(talking from experience), but insha Allaah if you keep going you'll feel good about the beards, just make sure it is neatly kept, as for me i comb and oil whenever i have the chance to, it makes the beards look good, as for your family, with time they'll understand you, shaytan is just trying to make you feel bad, and as for your friends, walk with friends that has the same ideology as yours...


A quick tip, keeping the beards is scientifically recommended for men as it prevents cancer, you can research to confirm, so if thats the case, why will i for any reason shave my beards??

Khayrul kalaam, kalaamullaah, wa khayrul Hadi, Hadi Muhammad! So if you agree that the best of kalaam is that of Allaah and the best of guidance is the guidance of Muhammad, then keeping the beards shouldn't be difficult, cuz Muhammad himself asked us to keep it..

Salamu alaikum brother, which kind of oil do you apply please??

If you experience this your parents are Awesome

BolajiChang:
Is the headphone sold separately?

It came along with the phone, but I think it's at selected stores...but I bought mine on konga

When you're waiting for maghrib so you can eat

Dat headphone is crap for that huge amount of money....am rocking my boom headphone tho

I think he missed his suhoor

khaz:
Good Morning Mr Seun; Lalasticlala; mynd44; Ishilove and others.
NYSC is owning me April Allowance. I passed out on April 14th. Till now; no money.
My thread is in the NYSC section. Please; Move it to front Page.
I m a 1st class graduate. I want to travel to School with the money to apply for A Job. Please; Help me.
Thank You Sirs.

First class graduate
Owning you
Travel to school to apply for a job
SMH SMH

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Today's reality.....we're growing old but not growing up

Big lie, show us the factory address . I saw it on facebook earlier it has a different caption

Just surfing through the internet and saw this very hilarious

Lol.... .this economy no dy smile for Dis valentine o

Single ti take over

She looks good though..but why is she showing her back side??