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Over the past few years, I've decided that if I ever get the chance to raise babies, I will develop their mental abilities using the chinese method, especially with the use of abacus.

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

Perhaps, she's on a quest to get pregnant as soon as possible.
Anyway, you should discuss with her again.
Many men would wish to be in your shoes, but I know it can't be easy to be having sex more than 5 times everyday. I can't even imagine myself going through that exhaustion.

So, interviews in Abuja and Lagos.

Any other venues? Port Harcourt? UK?

I'm yet to get any email.

Your colleague wasn't fired because of the dead dog.
He was fired because he was insensitive to the feelings of the boss.

Enormous

hairyanus:
I discovered that his mentors had an overwhelming influence on him while he was in Harvard.

Ojukwu never went to Harvard. He did not school in the US as a young man.


"At 13, his father sent him overseas to study in the United Kingdom, first at Epsom College and later at Lincoln College, Oxford University, where he earned a Master's degree in History." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ojukwu

Cheers.

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emzila:
My own happen some 15yrs back, e get dis my okpeke wey just like how we de do our thin and one day she be won travel and come tell me say make i come her house come do my normal duty before she go travel. Watin happen be say her people been rent house for her for my side where she de from go school but small time them come suspect say the okpeke don de do some runs but them no know say na with me because we de waka more as ordinary friends, so the parents come move her from that place to d family house of the guy wey de ask for the babe hand in marriage which d babe is not interested in(u know rich people match making things na). On dat fateful day wey she won travel go see her parents for state capital, she come say make i try come when everybody don enter house, knock her window so dat she go open door for me, though d house na big house but na face me face u de front with big compound for back and her room na one of d first two for front. So Around 9pm i start de avoid my friends and around 10pm i don reach that side but their people never sleep, so i come begin de waka up and down with hope say them go soon enter, some minutes pass 11pm, people for d house come de enter inside den i begin de happy, the next thin i hear na one woman voice, she just call her daughters to bring out d beans, chai! Immediately, i remember say e get one woman for that compound wey de fry akara every morning. At that point, i come begin de think to abort the mission but is against my rule, once i give my word, i wish to stand by it at all cost and i love d babe very much plus say d babe seriously ''beg'' me before i gave a yes to d request. so i come begin wait till de soak d beans den pill am finish. Around 12 dem finish enter house then i come give like another 20minutes and by dis tym, fellow brothers, na only myself i de see for outside, every other normal human being don enter go sleep. D moment i touch d window small, na so d girl whispered my name and i responded, she quietly come open down for me. Then we relax for a while make people sleep well and d game come begin. The whole show lasted for like another one hour, then we don de after 1am or to 2am. Remember all the while, i no think how i go take go house, na that time the babe come thank me for keeping my promise and tell me say i go come de go, hheeeeen, my eye come clear, i come begin see d next page of d whole show, come de see things like: how i go take waka reach house, who go open gate for me for house, if anything happen for road, where i go talk say i go, besides any small beating that time(that is if de mistake me for thief) fit result to death because strength no de again, one single answer i no get for all this questions but one thin was certain, i had to leave because that woman dat fries akara wakes up very early before anybody and i dont know i to say it will be more disastrous if we were caught. Hmmm, i breath down and rose up as a man about to travel through the evil forest. I made it home eventually, but for a very long time, i was left with d shock of sounds, movements and d quietness experience at one point or the other on my way home.

I just had to comment. Yours is the funniest to me! Especially the part after sex where you started asking all those questions and didn't have one single answer. I read this at work, and believe me, it was a struggle not to laugh out loud.

In my case, several reasons contributed to my poor GPA in 100 level.

1) Getting used to the new system of modules and university environment. There was a time when two compulsory courses were fixed at the same time each week, so you had to choose which one to go to. ANother situation was having a course in one campus and having another course immediately afterwards, on another campus! Stressful. SMH.

2) Refusing to buy handouts and teacher's books. I went to a very good secondary school where my results were based purely on merit. In university, I inintially refused to buy compulsory materials that some lecturer's made us buy. It was after I got an F in my very first exam that I realised.

3) 100 level was an eye-opener that teachers use exams and results to punish students. Because a student broke the windhsield of a lecturer's car, he punished the whole faulty doing his course. More than 60% got an F. I was lucky to 'escape' with an E.

4) Living in student's hostel was distracting. With plenty guys hosting their girlfriends, playing loud music, cultism, etc...it was hard for me to read in the hostel, and I was scared of reading in class.

It was an experience, but from 200 level, my GPA never dropped again until my final semester.

This was more than 10 years ago.

VickyRotex

I experienced almost the exact same thing when I was in Abuja, sometime in 2010/2011.
Mine was at Wuse. Just outside that plaza where DSTV office is (or was, cos I've not been there in years). Not far from Emabs and Banex plazas.
Same crew. Same method. Same acting.
As soon as they started playing theor roles, I knew it was a setup. My mother had experienced the same thing some years ago and told me the story. I kept observing them as they acted their part. When they started asking if I wanted to share it, I told them to drop me. Whic they immediately did, and zoomed off.

People that fall for these scams are people who are greedy and looking for fast, easy cash. Although, make I no lie, I was tempted to go with them JUST IN CASE this was a a true situation. LOL!

Electricity DOES NOT travel at the speed of light.
That's a very common misconception.
When you turn ON a switch and complete a circuit, the effect of the voltage/potential is felt instanteanously (aka speed of light) across the entire cirtuit. But the actual flow of electrons is much slower.
Remember that electricity is defined as the "flow of electrons"

Pay It Forward.
Marley and Me.
The Champ.
The fault in our stars.
Teri Meherbayinan

I came close to crying during: Titanic. Best Man Holiday.

I just checked my email. I applied for this NLNG job on 3-Nov-2013. 18 months. Feels like...well, feels much longer

I have plans to do this one day.

But I'll need to prefer very well and get over my fear of heights.

I remember how scared I was and how much I screamed when I went on some rides (Infusion, The Big One) at BPBeach. Damn.