MrBasketball:
I don't do BBM but whatsapp.
Called not going.

call me 2moro... its late

emzila:
My own happen some 15yrs back, e get dis my okpeke wey just like how we de do our thin and one day she be won travel and come tell me say make i come her house come do my normal duty before she go travel. Watin happen be say her people been rent house for her for my side where she de from go school but small time them come suspect say the okpeke don de do some runs but them no know say na with me because we de waka more as ordinary friends, so the parents come move her from that place to d family house of the guy wey de ask for the babe hand in marriage which d babe is not interested in(u know rich people match making things na). On dat fateful day wey she won travel go see her parents for state capital, she come say make i try come when everybody don enter house, knock her window so dat she go open door for me, though d house na big house but na face me face u de front with big compound for back and her room na one of d first two for front. So Around 9pm i start de avoid my friends and around 10pm i don reach that side but their people never sleep, so i come begin de waka up and down with hope say them go soon enter, some minutes pass 11pm, people for d house come de enter inside den i begin de happy, the next thin i hear na one woman voice, she just call her daughters to bring out d beans, chai! Immediately, i remember say e get one woman for that compound wey de fry akara every morning. At that point, i come begin de think to abort the mission but is against my rule, once i give my word, i wish to stand by it at all cost and i love d babe very much plus say d babe seriously ''beg'' me before i gave a yes to d request. so i come begin wait till de soak d beans den pill am finish. Around 12 dem finish enter house then i come give like another 20minutes and by dis tym, fellow brothers, na only myself i de see for outside, every other normal human being don enter go sleep. D moment i touch d window small, na so d girl whispered my name and i responded, she quietly come open down for me. Then we relax for a while make people sleep well and d game come begin. The whole show lasted for like another one hour, then we don de after 1am or to 2am. Remember all the while, i no think how i go take go house, na that time the babe come thank me for keeping my promise and tell me say i go come de go, hheeeeen, my eye come clear, i come begin see d next page of d whole show, come de see things like: how i go take waka reach house, who go open gate for me for house, if anything happen for road, where i go talk say i go, besides any small beating that time(that is if de mistake me for thief) fit result to death because strength no de again, one single answer i no get for all this questions but one thin was certain, i had to leave because that woman dat fries akara wakes up very early before anybody and i dont know i to say it will be more disastrous if we were caught. Hmmm, i breath down and rose up as a man about to travel through the evil forest. I made it home eventually, but for a very long time, i was left with d shock of sounds, movements and d quietness experience at one point or the other on my way home.

I just had to comment. Yours is the funniest to me! Especially the part after sex where you started asking all those questions and didn't have one single answer. I read this at work, and believe me, it was a struggle not to laugh out loud.

I borrowed money from my guy to go pound one babe from a far distance. Wen I returned,.... hmmmm na wahala btw me and my guy to return d money

Make me self lie *tufiakwa olorunmaje*

wizard007:
big boys dont stress to hit it!

on point

Orijin101:

can you mail me ur whatsapp handle, please

orijin is in trouble.. Hmmmm

Kavalier5:

Babe calm down, that was then (when I was in the world) ;-) Wetin carry you come this thread sef?

lol

My own long sha... I know say most of una dey familiar with this story, but for d purpose of this thread, I go share am again....
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As una all know, the best kind of s*x wea man fit get na d one wea e do for em babe papa house... As at 2007, I don already spend like 3yrs for house witout admission, and na dat time my 1st gurl just bouce out from secondary school..

D tin happen like dis, e normal say I dey bleep her for her papa house(since she believe say na there safe pass), but I no go ever forget this fateful thursday wea she say make I show her base(cuz of d fact say she get house chores according to her).....
As a correct asaba bad boi wea I be, I shower dat morning(forgeting the usual advise wea my brother tony dey give me evry day say my cup go soon full), enta bike dey go behind total filling station cable point(that's Nkem's area), wen I reach there, I met her washing some clothes in the compound. She ask me make I join am, and I no waste time in doing so. After d washing nkem say make we enter house base on say she wan baff. But b4 that she first tell me make I lock them house gate coz her old boy dey provoke if he meet am open. I refused locking it wit d mindset say assuming person meet me for a house wea only babe dey and evry lock like kirikiri, how dem go see or reason am. Nkem agreed to my reasoning and we enta dem house. As we enta, she no waste time enta bathroom and con suggest say make I com scrubb her. I join d match witout hesitation and before I knew it we begin to kiss.
As me and nkem begin kiss, I sharperlly remove my cloth(cuz I no want make form and water touch am). As we dey do am, water from shower just dey pour us for body. Na so dis gurl off shower and wit our wet body, I carry her comot for bath tub, and na so I carry her enta her room,begin suck and squeeze her bobby izua, and wit no time(base on amateur wea I be dat time) I immediately plug sergeant for her motor park witout ODENIGBO OGIDI. Piam piam piam due to d hotness of the park, I come realise. We liedown for her bed con begin jist wetin we no know and like 10mins, sergent begin kick again. As sergent rise, na so una brother put am again inside park. Kum kum kpa kpa na so we begin do am dey. We do am for like 7mins then the next thing I heard is "Nkem why is this Gate Open"
.................. To be continued.......

sonikstargirl:

add me on bbm or whatsapp

me I done add u jare

princetigris:
My own long sha... I know say most of una dey familiar with this story, but for d purpose of this thread, I go share am again....
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As una all know, the best kind of s*x wea man fit get na d one wea e do for em babe papa house... As at 2007, I don already spend like 3yrs for house witout admission, and na dat time my 1st gurl just bouce out from secondary school..

D tin happen like dis, e normal say I dey bleep her for her papa house(since she believe say na there safe pass), but I no go ever forget this fateful thursday wea she say make I show her base(cuz of d fact say she get house chores according to her).....
As a correct asaba bad boi wea I be, I shower dat morning(forgeting the usual advise wea my brother tony dey give me evry day say my cup go soon full), enta bike dey go behind total filling station cable point(that's Nkem's area), wen I reach there, I met her washing some clothes in the compound. She ask me make I join am, and I no waste time in doing so. After d washing nkem say make we enter house base on say she wan baff. But b4 that she first tell me make I lock them house gate coz her old boy dey provoke if he meet am open. I refused locking it wit d mindset say assuming person meet me for a house wea only babe dey and evry lock like kirikiri, how dem go see or reason am. Nkem agreed to my reasoning and we enta dem house. As we enta, she no waste time enta bathroom and con suggest say make I com scrubb her. I join d match witout hesitation and before I knew it we begin to kiss.
As me and nkem begin kiss, I sharperlly remove my cloth(cuz I no want make form and water touch am). As we dey do am, water from shower just dey pour us for body. Na so dis gurl off shower and wit our wet body, I carry her comot for bath tub, and na so I carry her enta her room,begin suck and squeeze her bobby izua, and wit no time(base on amateur wea I be dat time) I immediately plug sergeant for her motor park witout ODENIGBO OGIDI. Piam piam piam due to d hotness of the park, I come realise. We liedown for her bed con begin jist wetin we no know and like 10mins, sergent begin kick again. As sergent rise, na so una brother put am again inside park. Kum kum kpa kpa na so we begin do am dey. We do am for like 7mins then the next thing I heard is "Nkem why is this Gate Open"
.................. To be continued.......

as u hear am dem no born u make u no release,

Nkem why is this gate opened.. This na the voice wea come from the the entrance of them compound. As me rush stand up at same time peep tru nkem room window, na so I see nkem papa dey enta the compound wit two pot bele men. I became confused at the moment and cold just rum enta me like the way rat dey run enta hole wen being chased. At dat moment,nkem asked me to chill for her room, say her papa no dey enta her room, but base on my upbringing, I no believe her story because for my house, my own papa get the right to enta any room wea him deem fit. And wit dat fear all over me, na so I park my boxers, trouser and all I would find jump enta nkem wardroom.
Nkem nkem (he called out), sir answered Nkem. Were u dey since I dey call ur name? Asked nkem papa, I just came out of the bathroom she answered(by dat time, the babe don rush enta bathroom, sprnkle small water, at same time con tie wrapper come out)..
I've warned you to always lock the gate of my compound wen ever u're in the house---- he thundered, sorry sir she replied, I went to sell water to a neighbor, and after dat, I forgot to lock the gate b4 entering the bathroom--- she explained( this na becoz dey get bore hole for compound and dem dey sale water there)..
Where is the shovel I left in dis house-he asked again, its with the neighbor at the next building she replied...
At dat moment, nkem ran out of the house to get the shovel.........
As all this drama dey go on, na so I notice say both my soldier and the two balls wea surround am don run enta my belle out of fear, na so many tinz begin skip pass my mind.
I begin dey wonder wetin dis man go do if e happen to find a Unclad boy inside em daughter room, how e go take treat my Bleep up, how e friends and area people go take gather, how people go take see me and the daughter after evry tin.. As this things dey flash for my mind so, I notice say I done begin sweat like person wea heavy rain beat.
The more I try to clean the sweat up, the more my body dey produce more sweat..
Dad the shovel is here was the next tin I heard, na so the man collect the shovel, and like play like play na so I begin hear footsteps dey comot for the house, but fear still no allow me comeout from my hideout.
I stayed in there for like more 3mins b4 I heard sum1 open the door of nkem room, and in no time I heard "prince prince" where are u? I con manage open the wardrope door, na so nkem burst laugh, she laugh so te tears almost begin comot for her eyes.
As she dey laugh, na so she dey call me fear fear....... At first I no just fit answer her, my mouth no fit even talk anytin. I stayed like that for about a minute b4 the next tin wea comot for my mouth na " Nkem abeg give me cold water if una get"..........
She still continue to dey laugh at same time dey call me all sort of names.. She got me the water, I sip small but couldn't take much coz fear still hold me...
Next I heard na--- I tell u say my papa no dey enta my room, but if na my mama, she fit enta. Dat na ur own I replied nkem, and as u see me so, na house I dey go ( I continued).... As dis words comot for my mouth, na so nkem rush seize my cloths..
Wetin be d meaning of dis-- I thundered,
wetin u mean she replied.
Give me my cloth na I continued,
NO she replied.
Plz na I begged,
NO she insist. Come make we complete wetin we be dey do was the next thing I heard from her..... CHoi this gurl wan kill me........... TO BE CONTINUED......

iv got non 4 now, im still hoping to do it with marieolae.

sleeknick:
lol! na him be sey una dey learn eh!
my own be sey, i go visit my new babe wey dey stay wit im elder broda and dia hws dey behind cementary, dat faithful day, d babe tell me sey her bros dey travel go outside work (d bros na welder). after d bros don move, na em d babe control me sey make i show, dat was abt 7pm. as i rch dia, we cum flex den we cum kpansh wella. at around 1:00am na em we hear d sound of d broda okada, o boy! na so i use speed wear my clothe follo backyard fly fence jump enta cementary dat nyt. hmm., i think sey na dat nite i go die o. many tins just dey go thru ma mind as i dey fly pple grave inside bush. as i take rch hws dat nyt, me sef no knw. abeg may guys stop dis risk wey we dey take all in d name of kpekus o, because kpekus and death b like ashawo and chingum, dey no dey leave each oda. lol!

tweeby:
Plz,go back to school

must everybody go to school?

PervyByNature:
how far have you gone for the punanni?

Well, i once had to penetrate this girl soo bad that i drove all the way to her place at 1.30am after chating with her all night into the morning. Anyway, i was robbed ryt opposite her lodge. I lost my phone, wallet and laptop all cos of sex! the funny thing is, i couldnt even muster enough enthusiasm to smile at her that night. I went back home a big looser.. Lol.

Kindly share yours if you've done crazy stuff for sex.

Submission, the biatch planned the robbery

Stories that touch all because of punanni men! For me, I had to drive from Makurdi to Abuja, then to Jabi all because I could not resist this babe I met on 2go about 8 years ago

amalder:
It was raining and evening and I was desperate to meet dis 2go bebe so I went with my guy with my bike, after meetin her night has come and is now pouring heavy on our way coming back we had an accident my bike broke all most to pieces and my leg had to be stitched till to day I have not anyone wat happen

how do i read d blunder u typed naa??

lyntiffany:
No she be ring of the Lord

Lol..
Funny yhu..
I lost my charisma alreadi, seems lyk u are frm sokoto?

I think mine was talking to her till 2:00am +.. Afta much try no success, i left for home only to be pursued by a cop sayin am a thief.. I run sha, even usain bolt comot hat for me.. Even afta all dis, i stil go tomaro...i later got blessed..