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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 3:12pm On Aug 08, 2013

Sexy Fox: I actually ignored the first one and will ignore many more to come.

That's very good. Please do cool

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 3:04pm On Aug 08, 2013

Amaechi5: @spade before u don't hate melvin,why tranfering ur HATE 4 DILLISH AND MELLISH towards melvin na.Is it melvins fault dat maria wasn't saved or the melish people or are u angry with melvin cause he is getting closer to dillish ?.Guy we need 2 chill like men and stop dis unneccesary grudges cause at the end of the day no one is gonna give us 1pound

I don't hate Melvin at all.
I'm sick of the yeye motive behind the voting of Dillish that week.
That week's decision is the reason Melvin has remained boring.

That week's decision is also the reason some deluded viewers believe Dillish is a stronger candidate than Melvin.

Phuck that shittt, that girl shouldn't even have survived this long.

Melvin is a gentle, caring, friendly person, but viewers phucked up by removing people who would've really made him tick. That's what angers me.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 2:47pm On Aug 08, 2013

safarigirl: @spade
I really don't want Melvin getting votes from people that think he's undeserving.

When it's time to vote do it for elikem and cleo.

Dear, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but nobody cares where you 'want' Melvin's votes to come from as you're not his custodian, so it's not in your power to decide.

Just as nobody should care if I find him bawwwring and not pulling his weight in the wider scheme of things, his votes can come from anywhere, including O'Neal's bedroom. No be you go block am grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 2:41pm On Aug 08, 2013

Kslib: YOU think you can just wake up one day and decide on-behalf of everybody?
Your write-up is one sided.. You gave many many reasons why you feel melvin doesnt deserve the money but failed to give any single reason why you feel cleo and elikem deserve the money....
I dont know how you guys judge melvin's entertainment value,is it by how entertaining he is in general OR how entertaining he is compared to the remaining housemates?...
Its when somebody goes that you guys start reminiscing how entertaining that person is.. You accuse Nigerians of voting dillish cos of the mellish fantasy and still went ahead to castigate them for not voting maria./
Erm,what made maria more deserving of our votes that week more than dillish? You are guilty of thesame thing you are accusing people of cos you wanted maria to get the votes cos of the 419 love she professed for melvin and not cos of how entertaining she is..
You be melaria and got disappointed cos she didnt get naija's vote... I am not in any way supporting the mellish's but you @spade is also guilty of the same crime fantasy and i hereby sentence you to 5 years in dillish's pant!!!

Okay, let me just point out something - It's Maria I support and not Melaria, cuz they never fully got on until Saturday evening. Maria was evicted on Sunday - roughly 24 hours after, so it hardly counts.

My broda, even if it's 419 love as you put, at least she was BOLD enough to SAY it, unlike Dillish wey go talk "Bassey my love" and then "I loved Bolt" and then "I loved Denzel" and then "I love JJ" -- Blowing hot and cold 24/7. That is TIME WASTER in my opinion.

And of course I'm angry at Maria's eviction, especially considering the fact that Dillish got far more than was NEEDED to save her while 1 extra vote for Maria would've made a whole world of difference today.
And each passing day I look at this Dillish's lazy indecisive asss and ask... "You mean to tell me we lost Maria for THAT?"

Entertainment is a purely subjective word, and that is why, in my 'epistle', I said clearly, "He does nothing FOR ME". Emphasis on the "For me".

My rant na clearly to speak my mind on where e dey pain me right now, and it's not to arm-twist anyone into agreeing with me.
Apologies to anyone who understood it as such, but it will never change.

And as for your last sentence eh.. grin

Na Beverly's USED PANT I go sentence you to grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 2:25pm On Aug 08, 2013

safarigirl: Sorry sir,
I saw it and passed it...it's obvious @spade is angry about the maria ish...and how come any1 took the time to read that epistle. It's even longer than anyone you've ever written.

@spade it's your opinion and I expect you to write another 1 by next week since it's now weekly ranting.

Thank you for your understanding, for even housemates are granted rant n' rave sessions, so there's nothing wrong in us active posters also having ours.

And to correct something... I'll be putting up another one tomorrow cuz it's actually a Daily Rant now

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 2:18pm On Aug 08, 2013

♛AndrERush♛:
A sentence each for the other people that according to you does not deserve the money. But when it got to Melvin you wrote a whole book on him. hmmmm, I can see you are on a mission here. What exactly the mission is all about?, well I think I have an idea

A sentence for each person, but when it got to Melvin, I wrote an encyclopedia.
Why? Because I'm Nigerian.
I GENUINELY like Melvin for his intentions, but if you're to be honest, he's been a total non-event since this show began.
I stanned for him during his Gulder Ultimate Search days, and was deeply sad when he didn't win. I hope his "2nd Place" jinx ends this year with a BBA victory, but at the same time, I can't help but point out how a lot of Nigerians phucked up everything by voting the wrong Namibian who's only turned out to be a complete waste of space. Melvin would've improved greatly with Maria, but alas, we're now left with CRAP stories like "Elikem snatches Dillish from Melvin?" - "Are You Team Mellish or Team JJ?" and other sttuppid shhiit like that.

Biko, if he makes it to the finals, I'll strategize and vote for him onto "he's a good guy" levels, but that doesn't mean he's done anything for me.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:47pm On Aug 08, 2013

Damn! Sweet Jesus Lord, THE HOUSE IS BORING! angry

O gini?!

Let us just tell ourselves the truth that none of those iddiiots in that house is deserving of that cash price except, to an extent, Cleo and Elikem... Then maybe Beverly (shocker!) for the controversy she's stirred, no matter how sttupid she may be.

Bimp, with his one Africa, one singlet, one sweater, one pant, one Bimp, has done NOTHING for me.

Tarzan and the trees he's carrying on his head nko? The less said about that dude the better.

Melvin, isi aki. Just to open mouth, collect food, laugh, and shine teeth, na im be entertaining? Dude added NOTHING this season, let's tell ourselves the truth.
You may say he's kind, genuine, etc. And I agree with you, but is that what this show is all about?
The nigga said he didn't want to have a relationship in the house, that there's more to him than that; but over 72 days later, I'm still scratching my head and waiting to see what it is he has going for him in the house.
Dude is neither articulate, adventurous nor sharp. He's a notorious fence-sitter who does his best to run away from in-house controversy.
Ngwanu, if to say im dey run from that kind controversy cuz he has a better brand of entertainment to offer, e for better. But so far, the ONLY remotely interesting acivity I've seen him do is table tennis! shocked

He REFUSES to clarify things with the viewers and bores me senseless when he goes on yet another long-winding trip of MUMU-ism when asked to state who he truly has interest in. If only this guy knew how close his reputation was to getting completely shattered when viewers thought he had the hots for Selly.
"I liked blah blah blah, then I liked blah blah blah, although I like every girl" - Timid man! By 'like', do you mean you have a romantic attraction towards the person, or do you mean you want to be friends? For a 28 year old man, you sure are one timid olodo.
Don't even get me started on this guy's diary sessions, where he contorts his face like person wey dey shhitt peppery shhitt!

And then there's DILLISH! Oh Jesus lord, another phucking bore the Nigerians wasted their votes on cuz they were foolishly waiting for a "Mellish" even when she had a solid relationship back home. Talk about unrealistic AND iddiotic expectations.
If that vote had atleast gone to Maria (Dillish got 4 votes anyway), then maybe Melvin wouldn't be the monumental bore he is today. The mumus only started waking up on Saturday evening when Dillish gave Melvin that "Power of No" grin

-- and till today, all they can make do with, are "Heyyy, Melvin and Dillish are playing in the kitchen. Dillish says I will siiilllaaaap you! Awwww! Mellish moments!"
pathetic, pathetic, pathetic!

Now I'm starting so see reason with that report that says the average national IQ is 67 shocked

Lord have mercy!

*End of Rant*

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 11:02am On Aug 08, 2013

All na updates, shebi? grin

Truth be told man, this house drrrryyyyyyy no be small. E dry pass nchuanwu.

Choi.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 11:00am On Aug 08, 2013

Melvin shines XXL teeth...

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 10:59am On Aug 08, 2013

Cleo stares...

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 10:58am On Aug 08, 2013

Elikem sneezes...

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 10:58am On Aug 08, 2013

Bimp coughs...

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 9:56am On Aug 08, 2013*

wild child: hmmm i hear you btw are you that guy loves Maria with passion that everyone here talks about? how did you arrive at 8/10?

Well, I truly like Maria and wish her all the best in life.
Above all though, I'm a guy who just likes to face reality and say the truth no matter who gets hurt. This has put me the black list of many delusional "Mellish" fans who call themselves lovers of Dillish but pray she destroys her reputation and 4 year relationship simply for the sake of their mindless perverted fantasy. Many of these people conclude I'm a "Melaria" fan, which couldn't be further from the truth. But in the end, the joke remains on them

the 8/10 means the number of times the Nigerian vote has gotten it right... Eh, from that list I posted, it's clear. tongue

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:28am On Aug 08, 2013

wild child: so BBA is now dry that even the thread here is as DEAD AS F**K,when dem dey tell una vote for entertaining housemates,y'all are voting based on regions and strategies

*now playing Kelly Rowland's Talk A Good Game album*,i hope this one go make me sleep cos that Daft Punk album no work at all

Hey man, we did our best. Nigeria's voting track record hasn't been too bad:

1st week - Selly
2nd week - Dillish
3rd week - Pokello
4th week - Nando
5th week - Dillish (okay, this was a mistake. We should've voted Maria).
6th week - Pokello
7th week - Melvin
8th week - Bassey (Master entertainer)
9th week - Elikem
10th week - Bimp (okay, this one na phuck up, but O'Neal deserved his eviction jare)

If you count the results, our score na 8/10, which in percentage form, is 80 percent. A+

Abeg, blame the East Africans who put themselves in the phucked up situation they are right now by playing a 100 percent regional game and not making any friends grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 10:24pm On Aug 07, 2013

Agbgift: Admin never still realise SPADE from banning prison?

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 10:21pm On Aug 07, 2013

I'm freeeeeeee! cool

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 9:23pm On Aug 04, 2013

BizBloke: [color=#000033]Lmao.

Kolo raise to the highest order.

Shalom to Spade and SexyTabhi[/color]

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 9:20pm On Aug 04, 2013

ella.b:

Like, what the phuck!?
These people just can't PHUCKING leave us alone! A Nigerian wasn't even up this week? Why the hell are those moooorooons still writing that shhhiot!?
This obsession with Nigerians is becoming unhealthy for goodness sakes!
Nigerians don't even hate O'Neal as much as Ghanaians do.
Nigerians don't even hate O'Neal as much as the Zimbabweans do!

To hell with those bassstards!

Na we tell Owl'Neal to separate himself from the other housemates?

Na we tell am to declare war on The West?

Bimp got 10 phucking votes, and out of all of them, it's only Nigerians they see?

Southern Africans from SA and Bots can be REALLY DUMB sometimes!

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 9:02pm On Aug 04, 2013

sexytabhi: Yes,do you have a prob with it?

No... I'm just asking cuz... Well.... It looks.. Ummm. How do I say this... "Well taken care of".

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 9:01pm On Aug 04, 2013

Fellaz, I think Cleo's victory chances just diminished greatly.
Hmmm...

Bots voted Zambia whenever Angelo wasn't up.
They voted Cleo when she was up against Melvin, Pokello, Annabel, Natasha and Selly.
They voted Sulu when he was up against Elikem...

Now, Zambia don fall their hand kpata-kpata.

Chai...

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 8:56pm On Aug 04, 2013

sexytabhi: But seriously zambia dint try with their vote o,there is no time the botswana people don't vote for zambia representatives whenever they are up,why the betrayal

Na your nyash be dat for your profile? shocked

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 8:55pm On Aug 04, 2013

Damn! Things have taken an interesting turn! grin

Now the Batswana are seriously beefing Zambia for not returning the favour when they voted Cleo the week Natasha left (remember, she got Zambia and Bots that week) while also beefing Namibia for not honoring the favour they did Dillish when Maria and Bolt left (she got Nam, Naija, Ethiopia and Bots). Now, they're accusing the Namibians of sucking up to the West and voting along their interests.

These xenophobic losers don fall and scatter grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 8:30pm On Aug 04, 2013

But mehn, I just gotta say though... NEVER DARE THE MAHFUCKING WEST! cool

...Cuz we tha BEST! grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 8:27pm On Aug 04, 2013

Looks like the Angelo faction of SADC ain't so strong afterall...

Even the ZimZaMal alliance better pass am now...

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 8:25pm On Aug 04, 2013

OLU33: Feza is now very powerful, 4 countries secured

Taaaaa! Which 4 country votes?
Botswana is voting Angelo for better or worse now.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 8:14pm On Aug 04, 2013

languys69: I hope she will be all over Melvin this week and Oneal will be home watching and commit suicide.

Deadest!!! grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 8:11pm On Aug 04, 2013

spade: I have a feeling Feza's chase will end tonight. Infact, I'm almost fully sure of it!

The maximum Feza go get na 3 votes, while Bimp looks like he's taking Ethiopia, Namibia, Malawi and Ghana home already.

But make we dey watch.

Looks like I was wrong. What do you know?

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 7:58pm On Aug 04, 2013

But seriously, only 3 original Rubies still remain for that house, and 2 of them are Nigerians...

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 7:46pm On Aug 04, 2013

IK's dance moves sha grin

The guy try o!

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 7:36pm On Aug 04, 2013

Ladies and gentlemen... Angelo just got stronger.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 7:10pm On Aug 04, 2013

wild child: Azonto and Etighi...Nice one

IK, I see you've handed your Nairaland account to someone to help you post while you present, shebi? grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 7:09pm On Aug 04, 2013

I have a feeling Feza's chase will end tonight. Infact, I'm almost fully sure of it!

The maximum Feza go get na 3 votes, while Bimp looks like he's taking Ethiopia, Namibia, Malawi and Ghana home already.

But make we dey watch.

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