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Dannyxy: Abeg,what is this elikem is this elikem is that?this is a nigerian site nd we will use it to sell our "reps"...if u like say am sentimental,i will say it anyday anytime Melvin is mre deserving of the money than Elikem...@spade

It's cool, bro.

Like I've said before, entertainment is purely subjective, and I speak my mind when I have to.

Elikem is an adventurous nigga, and he's not afraid to take bold steps and speak his mind.

Speaking your mind will not always get you friends, but it will certainly get you the RIGHT FRIENDS!

Elikem has his ride-or-die chic Pokello who's keeping down for him. Today, he KNOWS his friends and enemies.

Just like Elikem, Uti spoke his mind 24/7 - He made bitter enemies but had SOLID friends like Sheila who had his back 24/7.

Melvin's "I love every housemate" talk borders on retaarrded for me, and this has earned him indecisive, scatter-brained clowns like Dillish, who just wants votes and nothing more.
LOLOL

sexytabhi: Are you ghanian?

Nope! Naija Bwoy, born and raised!
Hailing from Bende, in Abia State!

Dannyxy: Can sum1 in two sentence summarize what @spade wrote

#1: Give to Caesar, what belongs to Caesar.

#2: Elikem is the shiitt.

languys69: Why I am happy? Are you kidding me? I will be so happy when Dillish wins and Mr Always-Come-Second comes second again. Nothing personal. I just love Dillish and I will so happy if she wins and can take care of herself for the rest of her life.

LOOOL! Okay, I get it
My bad.

SafariGirl, please take it easy!

For the record, I like Elikem and feel that, if he wins, he DESERVES it! The person I don't want winning is Dillish, cuz I believe she's done nothing worthy of winning.

Believe it or not, Elikem has given me more talking points than Melvin has. Face it!

From his Feza friendzoning in DH, to his liaisons with Fatima (probably to make Feza jealous), to his chase antics with Pokello, to his gbege with Natasha, to his tension-filled reunion with Fatima, Feza and Pokello all in the same house, to his tension with Oneza, to the point he became Public Enemy number 1 in Ruby House where everyone wanted him out including Cleo (where she gossipped him to Sulu, refering to him as 'black' while refering to Pokello as 'white'), to his tension with Nando, to DEFEATING and overcoming his enemies one by one!

Abeg!!! The Tailor DESERVES a round of applause for giving me something to phucking talk about! He EARNED his spot in the mahfucking finals and that's something you can't change.

He's not like Melvin who decided to SIT OUT all his chances at making himself a contender, simply because he lacks the boldness, charisma and adventurous spirit. Saying he's avoiding relationships to focus on his game, but I wonder exactly what game it is.

Please, every day deserves a hero, and Elikem is the hero of the day!

Ghana didn't come to this game to hold anybody's coat. They came here to play like everybody else!

Even if he doesn't win, let him get to the finals!

If you had that much faith in Melvin's powers and fanbase, you wouldn't be looking at how to push out Ghana to brighten Baba Go-Slow's chances ooo!

No offence

But mehn, on a brighter note, I just gotta laugh hard at O'Neal right now!

How does it feel to watch your worst enemy, a person you looked down on, a person you thought was mere fodder in your hands, coast to the finals while you languished in the murky depths of defeat?

How does it feel, to know your Feza will be joining you this week while the guy you schemed and plotted against, systematically booted you both out?

How does it feel, to know your so-called Top5 has crumbled and burned to ashes right in front of you?

How does it feel, to know the West Africans you planned to "get rid of without even lifting a finger" have beaten you at your game?

I hope this serves as a lesson to us all, that no matter how intelligent you are, how talented you are, or how strong you think you are... You can NEVER play God!

And I feel that Eko Atlantic City even helps aggravate the situation for the peeps on the other side.

Sexy Fox: If Cleo is evicted, then just know that Angelo is the winner.

No, Angelo just gets Zambia, making it SA, Bots and Zambia - That's not enough to win.

But if Bimp gets evicted, then Dillish gets Nam, Ethiopia, Malawi, Kenya, Uganda and even possibly Tanzania - that's enough to win this game at this particular juncture.

If Feza gets evicted this week, then I pray Beverly and Cleo follow her out next week.

But I repeat, Bimp is NOT an option.

StateOfMind: ..what makes you think he minds dillish being a winner? Check that username you quoted again..lol

Let nextweek play itself first before una start strategy talk..as it is now, let's celebrate with elikem..

LOL! I guess I spoke too soon.

I'm happy for Elikem o! It's the Bimp eviction (the part I highlighted) that gives me serious cold feet.

All the same, make we watch sha.

dominique: He's never afraid to speak his mind line Melvin or beat around the bush like Dilish. He can hold his own under pressure unlike Feza and unpretentious unlike Bimp. Truely he talks a lot but not about petty gossip and makes sense and unlike Bev. For me this season, Elikem is THE CHASE.

Tell me about it! Elikem is definitely no people-pleaser.

The guy understands it's a game he came to play, and goes STRAIGHT TO THE POINT when he does it.

Sure doesn't spend 4 hours in the Diary Room all in the name of making a swap like...ahem...someone I know

And GHANA has finally secured a spot in the finals for the first time.

Congrats guys!

It's been a long time coming.

But my Naija peeps, it's time to strategize o!

languys69: I am so happy. Elikem is automatically in the finals! Bimp will be on his way home next week.

How can you even be happy about this? Bimp's eviction automatically makes Dillish the winner cuz she'll be getting Namibia, Ethiopia, Malawi and Uganda!

Una no sabi strategy ni?
WTF?

dominique: Elikem is the new HoH. Not looking good for Bimp and Angelo

God, I just hope Bimp doesn't come up on Monday... Cuz if he comes up and gets evicted, then it's GAME OVER for Melvin since Bimp's votes would go to Dillish, crowning her.

If we want Melvin to win, then Bimp MUST be in the finals WITH Dillish.

It's our only hope now.

Yinkade: then open an account now....its easy and twitter is always fun......also instagram...that's if you are into pictures sha

Nooooooooo! Never, never never

I have a personal policy to NEVER use Twitter

Mehn, I just love Elikem's boldness.

He used the Power of No on Bimp, and his reason was that he knew Bimp would swap him if he ever became HOH

dominique: I expected Big brother to give an intellectual HoH task this week since their weekly task was a thought stimulating one.
Melvin goes first and shoots wayyyy off target.

I'm kinda glad he doesn't stand a chance of winning HoH now.
Wouldn't want him making enemies on the final week, if you understand what I mean.

By the way, isn't Nosy Diva, like, the coolest belle on Twitter as per Naija BBA levels?
I love reading her Tweets whenever I encounter them on the Search results.

These three: Nosy Diva, Ekiloui (whom I'm very convinced is SafariGirl), and Cynthia Dieyi are my faves! But particularly Nosy Diva due to her slightly nerdy persona.

Would love to interact with her better.

...Shame I'm not on Twitter.

Phew!

Dannyxy: According to bba website"elikem nd dillish have undeniable chemistry"o.k nw...according to them again"it is a known for a fact the nigerian,melvin has a huge crush dillish but has nt managed to get even as little as a "KISS"(what?,did he tell them he needs a kiss)...Bt she gave elikem a nice massage"o.k nw...mellish fan see what u pple caused

Mellish fans are worthless, pathetic and stuppiid.

When I kept drumming it to them to SHUT THE FHUCCK UP and leave this guy alone, they refused to listen. Peddling so many lies about Melvin's so-called "feelings" like they phucking knew him from SHITTT!

Now, even the site is running with that lie.
I really wonder when this "HUGE CRUSH" ever became a fact.
And this was also the same site that lied about Melvin also having a "HUGE CRUSH" on Selly.

We should thank the Mellish low-lives for destroying this guy's reputation with their morally wretched fantasies and delusions

"Oooh Melvin looks sad in the Jacuzzi" -- HE'S SAD ABOUT DILLISH

"Ooooh Melvin went to bed early last night" -- BECAUSE HE'S WORRIED ABOUT DILLISH

"Ooooh Melvin's sinus problem aggravates daily" -- BECAUSE HIS SINUS MISSES DILLISH

Shame! Worthless basstarrds who should go back to their Mills & Boons novels and phucking leave this guy alone.

1ndidi2: If u want to remove ur wrinkles,Pimples, Facial Marks and other signs of skin ageing, Try.. . . . . . . "Adobe Photoshop

I need a like, liker*

LMFAO! Gaussian Blur effect for life!

I think LAN (Likers Association of Nairaland) don begin dey protest again o

hiteelong: OMG,Dt got me laffin don't kw Y....wot an update!!!....pls stick to ur love over Maria & forget update pls

ochongonoko: .. Some people do . Anways, your reply to "shallow20011"(sholay no vex o ) was EPIC!!

My broda, I'm not happy oh.
A housemate is allowed to bore me senseless, but I'm not allowed to speak my mind on a forum because some fan of the housemate just can't accommodate opposing views.

Nah, I can't deal with that, bro

Elikem breathing.

Sexy Fox: Melvin talking to the Fish

Mehn, people better keep a close watch on Mel before he eats that fish.

E dey am for body

Just kidding o!

alekside: It's like the Bigbrother house is so dry since there are no updates.

Melvin just sniffed sha.

Rawwwbish!

ochongonoko: You've been defeated

Shhh! Who fights a judge?

sholay2011: Your response is very mature and placid. I wonder what type of weed spade took today and started to rant like a lost puppy.

It gets to a time when too much emphasis on a subject matter makes it lose its relevance. We've argued, analysed, bantered and even tongue-lashed on this Maria/ Dillish thingy. If you are not satisfied with seeing Dillish on your screen, switch to Africa Magic Hausa. If you so much despise the fact that she has advanced in the game while Maria has been shoved into the asss of BBA history, then write a complaint to the organisers of Big brother.

Your shallow analysis (at least with respect to Dillish) does little to show it was well-thought. What if Maria had stayed and Melvin started to cling to her and they became a couple that later ostracized themselves from the rest of the housemates...won't ppl say she spoilt his game too? And if anybody (like sex-starved Nando for example) touched Maria's bossoms for instance, won't the news of 'Nando tries to snatch Maria from Melvin' be trending on BBA site too?

You type too much with more of emotions and less of common sense. As much as I have been pro-Dillish, I am not anti-Maria. But I still insist there was a reason Africa felt it was hightime she got booted out. Some claim it's because she was throwing herself at Melvin, others felt she had lost focus of the game...which is true. (Just like Feza lost her game because of Oneal but Maria's case is always different. )

Mr spade or shovel...wateva...if you find it hard to embrace reality and comment with the progress of the game, you can as well stop watching BBAtheChase. Don't worry, Melvin and Maria would invite you to their wedding ceremony.

But for now, Dillish is of more value to BBAtheChase than Maria who is an evicted housemate. Dillish is in contention for the money, her friend is not. Life is not always fair to our choices. Dillish may still need your vote, Maria does not. Deal with it!

Sholay2011, or Shallow2011... Here's a nice PROTIP: The next time you're going to make a half-assed riposte aimed at me, at least grow a pair and properly direct it at me. Don't quote Amaechi and then insert your jabberwocky. That just reeks of cowardice and chronic stuppidiity on so many levels... No offence of course.

Now that we have that out of the way, I'm really doing my best here to hold back my laughter at what your write up smacks of.

First you suggest I switch to Africa Magic Hausa if I don't like what I see on my TV? Well, need I also remind you that you are not paid a salary to post and address posts on Nairaland? Please, use the scroll bar at the right hand of your browser screen the next time you encounter a post that doesn't lick the asss of your favorite housemate or pander to your prepubescent tastes. It's not that hard, dear brother.

And even judging from your past antics on this very thread with how you quickly jump on people's cases without even fully comprhending their posts (like with Mariarocks last night even when she was joking), I can conclude you 1) Lack comprehension on a general scale, 2) Have no sense of humor, and 3) Take yourself too seriously even when the rest of the human race couldn't care less; so with that, I'm willing to excuse this sad diatribe of yours.

You're quick to jump on people who don't like Dillish, suggesting they're not forced to watch. But let me ask you... Are you forced to read Nairaland?

When I posted that "Nando+Dillish = D!ldo", could you be kind enough to remind me again who jumped on my case with his jabberwocky? And do you remember that sweet reply I gave you?

You see, it goes both ways, and just like you're allowed to advertise your shallow thought process, I'm allowed to rant and rave about a housemate I don't like.

Now, if you don't like that, dear brother? You're allowed to locate the nearest brick wall in your vicinity, and ram your face into it.

Regards

Kslib: First of all,you see urself.. Its ok for you to support maria not cos of melaria but its not ok for others to also support dillish not cos of Mellish.. Ok oooh...
Secondly,whose fault is it that Nigerians didnt see the future that dillish will get more than enough votes and should have voted maria instead?
Nigeria once voted for nando the madman.. Later on,he threatened elikem and conspired against melvin,and you didnt blame us for wasting out votes on someone who later turned evil..
Nigeria once voted for pokello the parrot.. Later on,she insulted west africa and said some things about Niigeria,and you didnt blame us for voting someone who later turned bad..
Now,Nigeria voted for dillish over your sweet maria.. Now,this dillish later turned out to be a lazy girl like you said,and you are attacking the Nigerians who voted for her wasting their votes on a lazy girl.. Haba..
It is clear that your Mr@spade is not happy to have lost not only just your maria,but to dillish of all people..
The court of law have found concrete glaring evidences to prove that you are suffering from the 'maria don go house' syndrome and i hereby revoke your initial sentence of being sentenced to "dillish's pant"..
Your new sentence will be to watch Mrs dillish cruise to the final and watch with excruciating pain when she survives yet again on Sunday.. lol
cooouuurttttttttttt!!!!!!

Shaaaarrrrrrraaaaapppppp!!!

Sexy Fox: People that read @spade epistle get time sha. I dont read such long writings including all those interviews that have been writing on this thread. I go for the shorter ones.

People who also watch 28 nonentites eat and sleep for 91 days also get time, so your wisecrack sadly falls flat

fork adict: LMFAO. I love this. Matter of fact, I will take a screen shot and save this as my wallpaper for the next 24 hrs in honour of the Great Spade.

But I'm a little concerned about your safety tho. Cos this right here is a declaration of WAR on the Melvin Extremist Group. You had better be prepared bro. Trust me, they will come back at you with any and everything they got

Dem no go fit do me anything biko!
I'm covered by the blood of Owl'Neal