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Belovedd: so its Melaria fans vs Mellish fans aka spade vs brefo.
Fantasy at its best and I know say my brother Melvin no go choose anyone, im don talk am before and he talk am again yesterday.

Goodluck in your fight!!!!

Please, kindly cut the bullshiitt, cuz I'm not a pathetic loser who spends his time circling someone else's relationship, especially a TV relationship.
I simply like Maria and Melvin separately, and that's it.
I want these people to go far in their future life aspirations. I'm not pushing for any "Melaria" rubbish, so never insult me by including me in that petty shiitt.
However, I wouldn't complain if they both hooked up cuz AT LEAST SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

That's what makes these "Mellish" howlers so pathetic on so many levels. Imagine pushing a girl to HUMILIATE HER BOYFRIEND IN FRONT OF THE PHUCKING CONTINENT.

Seriously, when did that start becoming acceptable. Sorry I must have missed that memo.

brefo2: Again go Bleep yourself

Good! Ladies and gentlemen, looks like we even have one of the BOTTOM-FEEDERS in our midst today.

Fine madame, could you be kind enough to indicate which one of the obese, loveless hags is you? I need this info so I'd know how to approach your kind.
You know you Mellish folks are not too bright... No smarter than plants.

@HGSoul4Eva
@MOsagiede
@imolitegirl
@LoloNonye

I hate these animals more than I hate rectal boils!

I've said this shiittt before, and I'll say it again - If Melvin loses this game, it's the "Mellish" imbeeciles that would play a role in it.

Yes, I'm talking about those spiritually wretched, delusional, loveless lonely old hags on Twitter who are hell-bent on making Melvin's life and every action revolve around Dillish.

I'm talking about those dunces in failed relationships who are desperate to twist every stare, every word and every phucking motion from Melvin into a love gesture for Dillish to fulfil their wretched "Mellish" fantasies.

I'm talking about the living, breathing piglet vermins who are hell-bent on tarnishing Melvin's reputation by making him look desperate and weak in love for a total nonentity like Dillish.

I'm talking about these shameless low self-esteem Nigerian women who keep disgracing us on Twitter with their Mellish worshipping, like there aren't thousands of women far prettier than Dillish in Enugu alone.

These foools have no self pride, and they don't realize they're painting a hilariously bad image of Nigerian women to the other ignorant African peeps who have already concluded all Nigerian women are black, ugly and manly, hence the Dillish worshipping because we don't have any women who can match her. Shame!

You can already tell these idiots DO NOT TRULY LOVE MELVIN OR DILLISH, or even wish the best for them, but only WANT THEM TO LIVE OUT THEIR DISGUSTING FANTASIES!
If not, how else can you explain their wishes that a girl should DUMP HER 4-YEAR boyfriend who has provided a lot for her all these years BECAUSE OF A GUY SHE'S ONLY PHUCKING KNOWN FOR 2 MONTHS?

Do these idiiotts even reason with their phucking brains? They were even CC-ing Dillish's boyfriend Steven, taunting him because of their empty "Mellish" rubbish. What has the innocent guy done to them?

You can phucking tell these mooooroons come from disastrous broken homes headed by vagabonds, as I see no other type of person who could possibly be cool with that shittt.

I swear to God, I just can't wait for this show to be over, so these wretched souls can burn in hell.

Phuck that shiitt!

Got this from a Motswana newspaper.

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Jesus is Lawd!

ozodigboo: ** Creeps out of cave to look around thread **

After being away at work for so long, i vowed to read ALL posts before commenting. My target was to join at page 1000.*epic fail *.
Seems i missed it.
Without mentioning names, i need to thank EVERYONE who has contributed to this thread _ u guys don't know how much stress it is for some peeps here, to forego their viewing pleasure to type quickly for others not watching, not to miss anything.
I also thank all those who have been dissing each other here _ these are what make the thread alive, otherwise this thread would have been dead by now. I assure u all , that its not malicious. By the end of the show, when every BBA NL threadmate meet at a special end - of - season parry, it will be all laughs n jokes [ i fink BB Brazil did something like that ]

And pls, continue d good work - keep supporting M.......** runs away fast, as he sees Fork Addict approaching **

Ozo, my bros! I just checked my box and saw your message this morning.

Will be listing it down later after recollecting, aight?

Kslib: Space booked for
@hiteelong...
@Adaberry ..
@C'est moi..
@spade
@mykali
@rusello ..
They were also here...

Whoaaa!!! Thank you my dear brother!
Thank you so much! You don't know how much this means to me. A spot in the 1000th page!
Oh my God, I'm so elated!! Not many pages in Nairaland history have crossed this line. Infact, you can count them with the fingers on your one hand!
Oh sweet lord.

Okay, first of all, I'd like to thank my parents and siblings for believing in me all these years, as well as my faithful girlfriend and future life companion for being patient with me all these nights as I stayed awake to make the 1000th page.
I'm just so grateful all my sweat, blood and tears to make this historic milestone have been rewarded with a mention on the page!

Thank you Jesus! Thank you lord!

And to all my fellow Nairalanders wishing for a similar fortune... If I could do it, so can can you!

Bless you all!!!

Son of a BUTCH!!!

Can't believe I missed the 1000th page milestone!!

Meanwhile, after Melvin's advice to Feza, she went back to O'Neal and relayed what he had just told her.

SMH.

My people oooooo! I dey hail!

My network was bad from the heavy clouds over the week, so it was a real pain even posting.
While I was able to read, any attempt at posting would've led to endless spamming of the thread.

Anyway, I just say make I hail all of una oh. Thanks for keeping it real.

I still have a lot to catch up on, as the last time I was able to post was when the thread was at page 930-something...

Make I go catch up sha, even though the epic fights between Fork Adict, Kslib, God of Music, Kingsley Jay and that other religious guy were a bit confusing ... Albeit hilarious

And Ochongonoko, I see you bro.
Thanks for the shoutout

safarigirl: Feza says she loves Oneal.
And she has stayed the longest in the house without being nominated becos she gets along with everyone.
She says Oneal doesn't like her with others.

She will choose Oneal over the other housemates if she has to choose.

Her game is dead. It's in a total coma.
O'Neal found yet another reason for a fight simply because she 'mingled' with the other housemates last night and forgot about him.

Seriously, is this the sort of insecure old knucklehead she plans to pitch her tent with?

O'Neal is the type of insecure, small-dicked loser who wouldn't want to see his woman succeed and pursue her dream even if it would benefit the family.
He's the type of control freak who wouldn't even want to see her with friends.

And the fact that Feza is hoping to make it in the industry as a musician is what makes it even more sad. I feel sorry for this music career, because it won't work with a close-minded loser like Owl'Neal.

He'd be the one to decide what type of song she should sing, what she should wear, what the lyrics should be about, WHOM the lyrics should be about.

Concerts are out of the picture cuz God help her if she should blow kisses to the crowd without the approval of The Owl.

O'Neal says the weather currently has a Cumulonimbus cloud formation.

He tried sha...

The rest of his Diary na big big grammar.

safarigirl: Maria's teeth is cute..Melvin's teeth is spade/shovel..whatever sha.
Your joke isn't the reason for that comment tho.
I guess I'm transfering aggression from a previous post of yours.

Are tractors not important agricultural machines which help alleviate hunger and sustain the human race?

SafariGirl, seriously, you need to loosen up.
Gawwd damn!

You go military school?

safarigirl: Don't lemme talk sha.
The way u talk about melvin's teeth is the same way they insult her teeth while tweeting to her.
I wonder how she feels.
I personally don't insult peoples physical attribute so I won't start.
But at this point I prefer Sholay to u

I swear to God, you need to get yourself a sense of humor and stop carrying Melvin's case on your head like it's a life or death issue.
Not everyone you see on this thread is out to fight or habour malicious intent in their every statement like a rabid fanatic. If you take BBA that seriously, I'm pleased to inform you the case isn't the same with me.

I have my favorites and I'm free to say whatever I like as long as it's not intended as an insult.
So what if I called Melvin Tractor Teeth? You think even he would drink Panadol over it the way you're doing now?
Just in case you're unaware, Maria has jokingly called herself "Vampire" on Twitter before! So freaking what? If you called her anything because of her teeth, I'd simply laugh it off cuz we're free like that.
I used to be called "The Invisible Man" in the past because I was so skinny. So what? I found it funny too.

Angelo has been called "Tarzan" here on many occasions. O'Neal sef na "Owl'Neal". Nobody complains o!

Abeg, no dey drink Panadol over minor issues.

...And yes, at this point I prefer Kgr28 to you too

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safarigirl: If not that I like Maria I would have started with her teeth this morning

Maria's teeth remind me of my cute little 5 year-old niece's set as well
Only that in my niece's case, two don comot for front. LOL.

Truth be told, Melvin na Tractor Teeth sha

Good morning folks

Good evening. How's everybody today?

I dey read all of una posts but have been too fatigued to type cuz this keypad is way too tiny for my big fingers among other things.

So.... From the look of things, The West is Bimpin' like crazy this week, and Namibia, and Malawi are also part of the team.

I would've suggested Feza for Nigeria on purely strategic levels (hoping she still leaves anyway), but it looks like its futile cuz Fatherland ain't having that shiooot.

Ah well... My fingers, and airtime are on a sabbatical this week as either way, O'Neal's survival would still benefit us; same with Feza's and Bimp's, so what the heck.

safarigirl: On a second thought, I'm starting to see the sense in voting Feza.

We really stand nothing to lose or gain from voting any of these people or not voting them, there are no guarantees their countries will vote for our reps.

As it stands though, our one vote can't even help Feza stay, so it's most likely better to vote Feza so we can get the TZ's free vote when she leaves...

#VoteFeza though e dey pain me sha.

Nah, Nigeria's vote is firmly in Bimp's pocket, so Nairaland will not work.

A long-running Facebook page page dedicated to Melvin/Beverly would have helped out because you'd be able to communicate with his fans and plan strategies, and that way you'd be able to decide where the Nigerian vote really goes, cuz peeps would be voting in unison.
The "Uti Nwachukwu" page from BBA All-Stars is a testimony.
That year, the Nigerian vote went to WHOM we wanted, including a losing Jennifer who even was beaten 14-1 by Munya with her sole country vote being Nigeria.

That can't work here because Nairaland doesn't have that much BBA presence.

safarigirl: I would like to take a minute to DUFF hat for Beverly Ada Osu, that babe get game DIE!!!

She has managed to rope in 4 guys- Melvin(bros), Elikem(bros), Bimp(boyfriend) and Angelo (husby). Thereby preventing nomination by anyone.

Even Selly who thought she was loved by the guys, no get this kain game. The most beautiful Dillish, couldn't achieve this.

Beverly has a SURE SEAT in finals as it stands

Kaaaaaiii! No be lie ooo!

Am I the only one who STILL believes Ola was bribed to voluntarily walk out last year?

Like play like play, O'Neal don begin dey sing West African songs.

LOL!

Oh, by the way guys...

If Feza leaves next Sunday, then that would make Uganda FULLY up for grabs o!

#DontDull

But on second thought, he might just lose SL. Cuz, remember, he put Bassey up...

At this point, I must say it was very smart of Ethiopia to vote Natasha.
He'll most like get - Ethiopia, Nigeria, Ghana, Namibia, Malawi, Sierra Leone, Zimbabwe and even possibly Rest of Africa.
That's the deal-sealing 8 votes already.
Game over for Bore'Neaza.

How the mighty have fallen.

The same O'Neal who thought he had the game all figured out. Bragged about how saving Elikem was a move he made to proove he was on top. About how he did it to further destroy Elikem and make him sink deeper and mark his total downfall. About how he was mere fodder in his hands...

See as the game don turn around to play you badly?

safarigirl: That Bimpe is just a phool. Here I was getting ready to vote for Dill, now Elikem will put the mugu up and I'll have to save him over Oneza. Mtcheww, let 5 ppl be up abeg make I vote D. Or Eli should put Melvin up, if he won't win better to leave now so he won't escort Dillish, YES, Dillish to her money

LOL! You dey crase
Your sarcasm no get part 2.