₦airaland Forum

lofty900:
See the green board, reminds me of my days in primary school when we use leaves to darken the board. I don't expect indomie generation to understand

lol..yeah with chacoal.mehn. Gone are the days.

meshacha1:
Oya swear sey u no do any of these. !
.
1― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
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2― If you didn't play rubber band.
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3― If you never bathed in the rain.
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4― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
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5― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
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6― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
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7― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
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8― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building
or under bed
with friends.
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9― If you never flew a kite.
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10- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with
sand.
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11- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
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12- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d
lights went off.
.
13- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
.
14- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
.
15- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it
ur car!
.
16- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
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17- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
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18- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
.
::::: Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A
MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't
know either
until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up
.
in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard
living standard living". I knw u are singing it now
again, smiles
***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing
d fun and laff it
off.

lol.. Oh how time flies, I did all these excpt number 14, tho my friends tell me about bush babies and ghost stories.our time was so much fun. Not this indomie generation children.I realy enjoyed my youth.now I don old ooo

yungsnazzy:
dats cool,i mite knw smart facialy doh d name sounds familiar,mine was abt 3yrs ago,i aint gat flair anymore to make it a hit back 2 back tin

okies. Mine like 4years now.back to back

jewelflakky16:
Coke

.same here oo.have been trying so hard to cut down.and. Nairaland too so so addicted to nairaland.

yungsnazzy:
yeah i admire p4 cos d lst tym i joind d band was d year keri hilson performd...i was my group dance leader,we wr imediately afta dos 12 p4 models

wowthat s nice to hear.I have some friends in that group dance too.like pop,smart,bryan and others which I can't remember their names for now but know their faces if I come across with them.

tony4u035:
;DWat if they are chairs n sofas their and she still decides to sit on the bed! Probably dozed of within a second.

that means she is upto somethng else.excpt there isno chair,no sofa.

adren:
i was taken aback by the passion shown by this guy in doing a woman's job..

this guy as seen on the street of akure is an expert in make-over matters..
what amused me even more was, about 5 other women were patiently waiting to have a taste of his services..

God bless his hustle..
God bless mine..

dear lalasticlala, abeg, help me show this to lazy youths waiting on 5k stipends from FG

temitope steve.

hmmmmmn no ne today na.some1 lilke me na man be my stylist anytime anyday cos therea are patience enuf,unlike ladies whn u correct them dey get angry,bt a guy takes husis time to give u the best.

IamLEGEND1:
[b] madam,abeg no vex....na play I dey. u hear? ]

I hear

sayyid:
wen u ask her wat will she like to eat or drink and she says later

wen she comes to ur aous and sits down on ur bed. omo watin do ur chair?

wen u jst touch her and she com rest for ur body as if u draw her omo no dulling ooo



no b me type dos tinz oo

.smh.okay wat those that don't have chairs in deir room na? Pls there s nothng wrong sitting on the bed.I don't js know naija mentality? Everythng they read meaning to it.

IamLEGEND1:
Just don't allow a Calabar girl to give you a Mouth Action..... she'll bite ur díck clean off.

mst u condem tribe? Any1 can bite watever she wish to bite since she has become vampire.smh

Mercedes65:
Hello nairaland. I am a 23yr old lady seeking for a way to overcome my shyness and get views on how people deal with different personalities. Last week i was sent on a quick errand to a shop close to my apartment, after purchasing what i came for, the shop owner told me i needed to change the way i treat people and stop being a snob. She proceeded to say that the last time i came to her shop, i just came down from my car and didn't greet anybody despite seeing a lot of people there . I became sad because this was not the first time i was getting judged unfairly, it is upsetting that people think i am a snob and arrogant while in reality i am shy and awkward; i like to think that i am a warm, peaceful person and being rude is the last thing I'd want to be intentionally doing if i could help it. .....i have never been lucky with friends so i fly solo most times

I wish i could walk into a room without attracting attention but no, people always look at me and i get panic attacks and end up behaving awkwardly and silly , being seen as a spoilt brat doesn't help either, if Miss A forgets to say hi its fine but when i do; oh my! she thinks she is a mini god.... It is funny that i see myself as nice but awkward person while others see me as a snob and a show off, i wish people understood shy people better and stop projecting their insecurities onto things that they don't understand, i wish people will learn to be nicer to other people instead of being so mean & ignorant

Gossips don't normally get to me but i am tired of getting; so you are nice i thought you were arrogant speech from people , how do i cope with dis issue without losing myself ?

my dear same with me oooo.they just thnkim snub,whn I'm not cos I'm d shy type.I don't associate easily

divinehand2003:
Such a pretty Calabar girl, I love u too ooo

so in otherwords you are trying to say dat we calabar pple have ds kind ladies?.smh.so wat s d attachment with with calabar pple.watch ur tongue.

myfantasies:
Hmmmm

Na wa ooo

Only u all dese cute guys, babe u be Oliver twist

Lol... Is nt my fault na I appreciate God work.

myfantasies:
Trey songz

Tho my ex banned me from watching nd listening to his songs cos i told him he looks like my first bf

same here Trey songz.chris B,jason durelu,R kelly infact many of dem jor

arabianights:
what the hell do you mean,ehn!? you must e a very ugly person to state this and dont borther denying what you indirectly stated as your emoticon gave it all up.beauty lies in character which is the main thing.You feel the high rate of divorce is because the lady isnt facially beautiful as before? of course not! it all boils down to characters.


MIND YOUR SELF

nice one.abeg tell them ooo.abi na beauty/handsome person wan chop ni.mtchewww.Is al about the character jare.if u like b miss World if u don't have nice character na sorry be ur surname.

JanuaryTempest:
Start calculating for you? And what will I be getting out of that? Who are you ? Get over yourself. That certainly wasn't the point of my question. It was sheer curiousity because I didn't know that others, outside of my country, also used the same cases.

tnx.

JanuaryTempest:
Lol, I'm glad you also remember these "boxes". I was starting to feel like a fossil May I ask around which year did some of your people carry those to school?

private investigator.u want me to tell u so u start calculating for me.sorry to disappoint u iwont tell u d year,cos s needless.

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Akwa Ibomite, stop beefing. The soup looks good[/quote]hmmmmmm.I rest my case.

JanuaryTempest:
LMAO. Not exactly that particular one, but something similar to that. It was a hot accessory back then here in the 90s It could carry you a couple of grades before it frayed. It was more about endurance than fashion statement.

This is what I carried. The exact type

lol.yeah,how time flies,back in the days this strong box was called Eze goes to school box.some of my foiks used it then.if u offend any1. Dat owns it then na sorry be ur name.

sparkleice:
mine while I ws a kid we were playng cos I love to play so much & I'm alwys leadng,so dere ws ds night in d middle of d game we were playng den a bot mistaknly push me and I jit my temple on a pavement u could hear d sound.bursted open almost to my brain wt a deep hole,I was rush to d hospital ,I was unconscious by d time I woke up it ws stitch.bt t kpt permanent scar on my temple like a cross mks pple ask me f I attend national church I feel so embarass I so much hate t.bt I thank God I'm alive cos pple nvr belive t I wil survive t.dat means God has a purpose for me on ds mother earth.thank u Jesus

corrections *boy push me and I hit my temple.pardon my mistakes.

Mbkite:
*inferiority*

y

Pheals:
Waiting for you guys to share yours before mine

Oya!!!

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Wanna hear from u. HAPPY SUNDAY

mine while I ws a kid we were playng cos I love to play so much & I'm alwys leadng,so dere ws ds night in d middle of d game we were playng den a bot mistaknly push me and I jit my temple on a pavement u could hear d sound.bursted open almost to my brain wt a deep hole,I was rush to d hospital ,I was unconscious by d time I woke up it ws stitch.bt t kpt permanent scar on my temple like a cross mks pple ask me f I attend national church I feel so embarass I so much hate t.bt I thank God I'm alive cos pple nvr belive t I wil survive t.dat means God has a purpose for me on ds mother earth.thank u Jesus

scarletpearl:
my love for cooking allows me experiment any meal, add or subtract, some people believe fresh fish(frozen) is best vegetable okra soup,well I say variety is the spice of life,I have prepared both, can't decide which is sweeter though.

ingredients for turkey okra soup
-okra
-turkey
-dry fish
-cow skin(ponmo)
-cray fish
-pumpkin leave(ugu)
-palm oil
-dry grinded pepper (preferably Cameron pepper,nice scent)
-seasoning
-locust bean (if desired)

method of cooking
wash and grate okra using a grater( I use knife and a chopping board or knife only)
wash,put turkey and dry fish in a pot add salt,onion,curry thyme,Maggi (grate nut meg if u wish,love the smell)
add the dry grinded pepper
allow it to cook for about10mins add palm and cover till the turkey is cooked
add grinded crayfish and locust beans
add cow skin
add okra
add pumpkin leave
allow it to boil for 2 min and its ready.


NB:make sure the quantity of water is not so much, better the soup is thick than to be too watery,you can always add water if its too thick
*the hardness of the cow skin determines the time you would add it. if soft,add it late but if hard, add it to turkey immediately
*same methods with chicken, beef, fresh fish etc

smh.u js know abt it today? Not for gr8 cook like me unto Akwa ibom bbe were I be.there s nothng were I no sabi cook vry good wt african dishes.ds ur soup sef d face nt inviting.I wonder how t will taste like.

PissedOffWeed:
am now suffering from Longer throat pass Di'Ja

Smh so u js know abt ds today.nt for gr8 cook like me.unto Akwa ibom were I be.ds ur soup sef nt nice @ all d face nt inviting.

AlPeter:
See IndianGirl!

Titanic,sweet November,some indian collections can't remenber names now,9/half weeks,40days 40nights.a lots which I can't remember names for now.

mart2k:
I'm saying d truth. By d time I was in 200level , I v already been nominated to succeed my VC. All dis happened because I'm a genious destined to lead.

mayb ur second school ws inside interior village were dey don't ave well educated teachers,and u happned to b most intelligent one.dat s y u were nominated

Ginaz:
I like the environment, so green with lush grasses everywhere. The sun shines brightly and wonderfully beautiful. Such a warm weather

same here.I love nature so much.

wwhitewitch:
lalasticlala wont u take my thread to front page?

was very calm,shy,avoided trouble as much as I can I'm stil shy.never kept bad company I hardly taik.bt I can play and laff a lots.bt now I taik oo bt nt much.still vry shy.

mart2k:
I was appointed vice principal when I was in ss3

haaaaahaaaaaa.u so wish

sparkleice:
Sanitary prefect,Note writter.I'm alwys d first to ave current notes was close to my teachers so I collectd deir notes take t home mk sure I downloaded t first into my book b4 writtng it on board for d class to copy.Also d school best runner.Lol! Bt now I no ft run again ooo like dat cos I no light like dat again.Lol.gone are dey days

and also punctuality prefect.dere ws 1nce I woke up around 1am cryng dat I'm late for school,whn I ws tod s js 1am nt yet morning I started laffing.I fit vex f I'm late.

debque:
well I was the cooperative society prefect then...

Sanitary prefect,Note writter.I'm alwys d first to ave current notes was close to my teachers so I collectd deir notes take t home mk sure I downloaded t first into my book b4 writtng it on board for d class to copy.Also d school best runner.Lol! Bt now I no ft run again ooo like dat cos I no light like dat again.Lol.gone are dey days

akinsal:
Nawa ooooooo....... So u cant endure a huzzler?

y not I can endure wt hustler as long we are happy .dat s y I said d guy. Must nt necessrily b billionaire bt we can build everythg togeda .and stand by him..as long we are comfortable.