₦airaland Forum

Penguin2:
I’m sure even MC Oluomo go dobale for Obi any day their paths cross.

Obi is the biggest name in Africa right now.

And every human being in Africa must always pay homage.

😂😂😂😂

The biggest name in what, Science, Politics, Literature, Arts🙄🙄

It's your contribution that speak, not what you say, if you mean politics as I suppose you are, he is a failure all round.

DoctorShomo:
Is Nigeria not a shithole? Please answer me!

I am sure it's your father's house that is a shithoe.

The fact that you consider such a reasonable question tells me a lot about you.

BTW, what have you contributed to the wellbeing of the country, you think it is only the responsibility of those in power🙄🙄

Tjra:
My prayer this blessed Sunday is that God should not let Kamala Harris win the election.

Just like in the time of Obama, LGBTQ agenda will be one of her priorities especially for Africa.

The implication for Nigeria is that either Peter Obi or Atiku will be in Aso-Rock.

Bobrisky, James Brown, Charley Boy and other she-males will have national portfolios.

Our dwindling cultural values will be finally dead and buried.

Cultural values, are you blind, Yahoo yahoo is the order of the day, prostitution has taken over, ritual killing, blood money everywhere, and all you care about is if a guy has feelings for his fellow guy in another country, how is that your business, remove the log in your eye first.

ReubenE:
Trump the Nigerians darling. That man talks and behaves like a child and to imagine most Nigerians support him cause of God factor they believe he represents.
No wonder we mostly make poor choices in governance here, easily swayed by stupid things, only go out and pick the loudest noise add our voices to it to make it louder as the truth...leaving no room for basic thinking.

A former president and a candidate that is so publicly racist, divisive, uncouth and lie with every breath.
Almost all the people close to him are publicly racist with no decorum. Imagine one recently saying the Whitehouse will start smelling like curry if the Indian Kamala is elected.
Trump can practically call black people apes and some Nigerians will still applaud him that he doesn't pretend, he says things the way it is and he represents God so they like him.

MAGA is just a rallying point for all the scums of the earth with nothing to do with making America great again. It is a tree of division, hatred etc that every bad person over there identify with and Trump is the root.

He called Nigeria a shithoe and many Nigerians agreed with him, their self esteem is so far gone, they are only happy to hear bad news.

Same people hail Putin, praise North Korea president, I am not surprised.

Minjim:
So #766 is what we will get with all the buy crude in Naira and sell in Naira?

This is a scam!

Buying and selling of crude is governed by the international market, the only difference is we pay in Naira now instead of dollar, the price doesn't reduce.

Minjim:
How are they able to get it out of the country in trucks? The FG and NC are complicit. Petrol are smuggled in large trucks and they move freely across the border.

The Nigeria Customs is complicit no doubt, but the moment the oil marketers are allowed to do what they want, they will prefer to sell it over there rather than here because of the exchange rate.

Smuggling is a lucrative business, most of the Billionaires are involved, but it all depends on availability, if they can buy as much as they want, smuggling can't be stopped. The distance between Nigeria and some of this countries is a line.

uncleck:
What concerns Dangote with smuggling? Is he subsidizing his products? And how has NNPC being the only importer stopped smuggling?

They will be aware of where the truck is head and can track the supply, the truth is, some Nigerians don't want things to get better, they just want it to remain this way so they can make more money.

The marketers are a part of the problem, we don't have enough fuel but they are exporting to other countries after buying it cheap in Nigeria and becomes it's not going through customs, Nigeria don't get anything from it.

The truth, the exact cost of fuel is about 1200, if NNPC allow them, it will be around 1300, Nigerians are not ready for that now, so I suppose they want to reduce the burden and maybe sell at 800 or so, and then manage distribution.

If the reserve can continue to rise, and dollar get back to 700 naira the price of fuel will eventually become as low as 400, but until then, this is the best they can do, at least now we don't have to pay in dollars.

chipet67:
Buy in Naira and Sell in Naira will be a significant change.
I only wish the price will drop back to N180/litre

Don't hold your breath, that is determined by naira to dollar.

atoliman:
You attract who you are.

Not true, opposite usually attracts, I am a quiet person, I prefer quiet ladies but I am always attracted to those wild ones, it's fascinating how their mind work, I know I can't keep up, but I can't help it.

Good guys don't settle down with good girls, good girls prefer the bad boys, if they marry the good boys, they will cheat with the bad boys or become so unhappy until the whole thing becomes a problem and they end it.

RealityKings:
Your thread title is misleading. You can't use "delivers" for something that is yet to be delivered.
This is more of a 3rd design


I didn't see anything like that in the video he shared

It has been completed close to 2 years now, you can see it all the way from Falomo, Bourdillon and ikoyi, it's something.

PHIPEX:
So everybody in Lagos should go and queue up in one single location? How many can they convert in a single day? Do you know what it means for just 100 cars to be on the queue in a day waiting for conversion?

What sort of policy makers do we have in this country?

Read again, only for commercial vehicles.

GiZcorp:
No chief, off your mic! it's in the nature of girls to be more attractive to masculinity, strength, fearless and confident men not foul smell. In smokers and heavy alcohol consumers you will find most of these qualities, even thou it may not be inherent but developed under the influence of those stuff.. Nobody wants nonsense pls

Firstly, I take exception from the school of thought that I do anything to be "attractive" to the opposite sex.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I can't believe I have to say this, but any woman who find a smelling man attractive has a problem.

I take care of myself because I feel good about it, not to feel or smell masculine 🙄🙄

NwaAmaikpe:





God forbid that I bathe every day, let alone every night. I do not mind losing everything in the world but not my body odor.

Just like male goats, God created men to have an odour. It is unique to each man, some smell like carbide and some like garlic. Why do I need a Cerruti aftershave when mine is somewhat like fermented citrus.

Most ladies get aroused just by offensive smell, that's why smokers and alcohol drinkers have more female sex partners.
A handsome man may not be noticed, but a man who smells is the object of women's attention.

How can you call yourself a dimkpa if you do not smell like one.

Asides that, research has proven that too much of bathing is unhealthy; asides depleting the top skin, it increases aerosol transmission of bacteria and there could be interference of the chemicals in the soap with the Vitamin D reserves in the adipose layer.

Please tell me this is a joke. 🙄🙄

I can't even begin to understand how this is reasonable.

This is Nigeria, take your bath AT LEAST TWICE DAILY, PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏

FaceTanke:
If I feel like or maybe I get female visitor sha

But mostly when na only me dey, nothing dey concern me

Seriously 🤮🤮🤮

phr0nesis:
Wrong

Not wrong, it's funny but true, I weigh 98, 6'3f and I look nothing like VDM, I was shocked, there's a lady, very full, she checked and 90, she's probably 5'2f, if she was anything around 6f, with that fat, she could weigh 150 easy.

Gadafii:
We would rather have trolls and bigots everywhere.

Once upon a time, nairaland used to organize quiz, writing contests, Mr and Mrs nairaland etc
Some fantastic educational threads etc, until APC happened to Nigeria by recruiting some dangerous online thugs to launder their battered images by doing so attacking everyone and anyone they see as opposition.


Seun really fell off

APC own Nairaland? 🙄🙄

Zooposki:
Yet the man was chopping the food when he knew he was not providing. He did not bother to find out how the wife is getting the money to feed them all? I bet he also left all the housework and rearing of the children to the wife. Oloriburuku somebody.

REARING🤣🤣

They are not goat, show some respect.

JovialJune:
Exactly

I was expecting to see different vile insults on white women but all I'm seeing is request for videos and snide remarks, these sèx starved fools never disappoint, nothing in their brain

Bunch of INFERIORITY COMPLEX, ASS LICKING, LOW SELF ESTEEM COONS due to MENTAL SLAVERY,

A big shame

I think you are missing the point, I am so surprised I can't even think of anything, to think she slept with 40 men in a day and she's just looking like she had a cup of water, imagine if she never said anything, can you even guess.

Then, there's a question of, how easy it is for a woman to do that and come out the other side, I am pretty sure some Nigerian ladies are doing same.

vanbonattel:
I knew this will happen, yoruba people from deep villages came to Lagos and refused to respect their hosts

Since they are causing trouble, they should go back to their undeveloped mud houses in Ikare Akoko Ekiti

Before you jubilate check the name of the president that said it.

How can he proof he is Lagosian?

Jestin:
Some of you just come online to postulate rubbish and re quick to call others dumb. So where is the funds recovered from the subsidy removal? Are we not still borrowing as a country? Please don’t quote me again coz you have nothing reasonable to say

You keep missing the point, WHEN YOU BORROW MONEY TO PAY FOR SOIL SUBSIDY, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STOP SUBSIDY? 🙄🙄🙄

It means you stop paying for subsidy, it doesn't add money to your pocket, remember you were borrowing to pay.

Now, read my initial post, the reason we are still borrowing is because SUBSIDY IS NOT THE ONLY THING WE WERE BORROWING TO FINANCE,
- WE BORROW TO FEED
-WE BORROW TO PAY SALARIES
-WE BORROW FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING.
We even borrow to service our borrowing, as far back as Obasanjo's borrowing.

JUST because we stop paying for subsidy you expect borrowing to stop.

Think about it, and think hard.

9jatriot:
I was going to stop responding to you since you understandably are still delusional but then I saw a post that exemplifies an appropriate response to you.

The fact that you think this sarcasm is an appropriate response speaks to who is delusional between us.

The riot doesn't consume everything at once, it begins gradually, then one day it's becomes obvious for everyone.

The question is when did the riot begin, you and your disillusioned friends keep quoting 1£ is equal to, 1 dollar is equal to, even under Jonathan the naira has been under pressure, even before his time, the CBN has been having a field day using the reserve to keep the naira up, but then it doesn't matter because they know it's not sustainable, you are just covering the riot with fine dressing.

The fact is until now we all thought it's okay to do what we want, even when the international community says, this is just just outrageous.

You want to speak, give solutions, even the opposition agree this is the best route, and trust me, I don't give a crap about the president, every politician is in for himself, but Nigerians need to face the truth, give me a solution that doesn't involve cut off the riot, if not STFU.

nairalee:
Scary as all these stories are, I'll still help when I can but maybe more cautious

Anything police or accident don't oh, even domestic violence, just leave the house and sleep hotel for a few days, trust me, that money is small, when they move everyone to the station, 50k won't bail you out, if you don't have someone just stay far from trouble, don't stand for anyone, don't visit anyone in police cell, just dey your dey. 🙄🙄🙄

Puffadda:
Shey u get eye and u Sabi read na?

Na your eye I borrow type 🙄🙄

He is only going his father's house, you can always join him 🙄

Love yourself first, then any other person.

Puffadda:
OBI is a Tornado.
The incoming President

Coming or going 🙄🙄

senatordave1:
Them reach 100,000

Not even up to 1,000

Jestin:
🤔

That's why he is a corpse🙄🙄🙄

Most of you are so dumb, fuel was as high as 700 naira by 2023, the only difference is, we were borrowing to keep it low.

Now when the borrower now say, you either admit that you are financing it with borrowed money in other to get more, you would rather we keep pretending we have the money, live in the fantasy that we are rich. 🙄🙄

Just deal with it, let everyone be aware, let everyone sit up, let every politician be held accountable, the only reason nobody cared about how politicians spend our money is because, they create an illusion for us and we were living comfortably in it.

Now that the illusion is off, we would rather blame the person who remove the illusion rather than face reality, we will compare when we were in illusion with when we can see the reality.

The reality is, we have lost our way, we have become too dependent on other countries, we are just consumers, we don't produce anything anymore.

In the 18s & 19s, rubber production was at an all time high, now production is almost nonexistent.

Casava, yam, maize, millet, pepper, tomatoes, wheat, soya beans, we have completely left production, even those in the village are only interested in making money, people go to our waters throw dynamite, use chemicals for fishing, nobody is planting trees, some wood at the sawmill are the definition of infant, nobody cares.

In this is allowed, other countries will follow suit, in another 50 years, where will the food be coming from, if all other countries stop production, where will the food come from, you can't borrow money to buy things you don't have and expect everything to go smoothly.

We need to face the music, the first step is to tell ourselves the truth, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO IS PRESIDENT, THIS IS THE REALITY, I DON'T LIKE IT, YOU DON'T LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS WHERE WE ARE AS A COUNTRY, RATHER THAN PLAY POLITICS WITH IT, WE SHOULD BE HONEST AND RETRACE OUR STEPS.

Jestin:
Some religion and tribal bigots will still prefer to vote for walking corpse in 2027 and continue with their usual suffering and smiling face

The problem is you think this kind of derogatory remark will help in convincing them, it doesn't matter how much hate you have, calling someone older than your father a WALKING CORPSE shows, 1. You have a mental disorder, 2. Whatever you think is right is the opposite.

Lindlady:
The most popular politician in Africa.

You mean that crowd of 6 women 🤣🤣🤣

At least try to be a little conceded, he wasn't given a ground welcome, Edo is not Anambra.

viccy12:
Anambra has always been a land of historical events, very strategically located and of great cultural heritage. Go and read your history, ofeke!

Anambra is sitting on billion barrels of oil and gas. He are well traveled, highly educated and exposed. Our human capital dwarfs what you have in all of your corrupt laden South South.

Disappear biko!

🤣🤣🤣

Really, only delta state oil deposit will put the whole jerrycan oil in the whole of South South to shame.

No body is interested in all those audio billionaires. 🙄🙄

vanbonattel:
That's why Anambra voted 99% for Peter Obi, every other thing you say is for the trash basket.

And? 🙄🙄

Bestmanfornow:
While Anambra remain 4th biggest economy in Nigeria after Lagos, Abuja and Rivers. While your state is sinking in debt

At least my governor can't say he invested in BEER and win second term or even present his worthless self for presidency after such a fit.

By the way, the only reason Anambra has is better than others is because of its proximity to South South, we don piss for their head small🤣🤣🤣