₦airaland Forum

Tonto is coming for you very soon

Tintinnoty:
Shade Adu refer to herself as British Nigerian.

She sha put Nigerian dere

Dannyhajo:
hey man sometimes you talk like a fool.... are you educated at all or na poverty dey turn your head...why do you just have to believe on any forces somewhere's behind Nigeria setback.... who're the forces behind petroleum section wen your deaf president is the petroleum minister? you better say buhari happens to be the father of corruption

I wanted to insult you but I changed my mind, you've already shown how unfortunate you are in life by abusing someone you don't know over something you clearly know nothing about.

Rolings:
Would like to know the female Nigerian artiste that have won Grammy. Only know of a male Nigerian that has 2 or 3 , the rest are just nominations

I know of Shade Adu, she's female and she has won a Grammy award. As for the rest I think there was a thread on it here on nairaland last two weeks, search and you'll see them

Tintinnoty:
Please education me, mention one grammy winner that freely or proudly associates him/herself with Nigeria.

Shade Adu does, there is this other talking drummer who also does but I don't remember his name. That's to mention the ones I know

Tintinnoty:
As if your so called folks dey rep naija

Yes they do

What's the moral of the story now

This babe is just confused

hisexcellency34:
cant Fashola do the same for electricity?

The forces at play in our power sector is a powerful one and it will take a very bold and strong president to fix the sector

Some people are making billions from the situation right now and they will frustrate all attempt to stop them from ripping the country off.

Dis one sef na news

He gave her a simple advise and as usual she's bitter

ericsmith:
No wonder you throwup everytime ur dad comes around .....

Jisos


This one go pain am no b small

truthsayer009:
You are obviously poor & unemployed, that is why this post makes you so happy. If you were doing well in your own financially, you wouldn't be HELL Bent on being with a guy for his money.

I see Nigeria has made you so frustrated that you now compare ability to give birth to amount of money a Man has.

Good luck in your Quest finding Ned Nwoko to become his 7the wife.

This is deep mbok

Damn, this type of thing dey pain
I swear the boy will not forget in a hurry and he'll never trust his mom again

Is he also small down there or is he a one minute noodles too?

Drama everywhere

wolverine1987:
bloggers r really having a wonderful time this period

You can say that again bro

Too many beefs to report on their cheap blogs

Let them sha maintain the buses well

ValCon888:
The biggest female music export from Nigeria.

One of the biggest and not the biggest, mind u some naija folks have won Grammy's and they are big names when it comes to music worldwide


Asa is a great woman

Where two or more women gathers jealousy abounds

What am I even saying, even when it's only one woman she can be jealous of herself sef

ValCon888:
Just like penîses come in different sizes, so do vaginas.

Some women have shallow vaginas while others are deeper than the mariana trench.

Some vaginas are so tight, they can constrict your preeq like a Boa Constrictor while others are as loose as Gone With The Wind.
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You will lash two similarly built chicks only to find out the vaginas are as different as Ghana jollof and Nigerian jollof.
All of them na still rice but the Taste is the Difference and the Difference is in the Taste.

This cracked me up

sanmtiago:
Do you people mean to tell me everything Tonto has said about this guy are all lies.?? Yes she might be a bad wife but listen there is atom of truth in everything she has said about that man. Abi una wan tell me say everything na bluffing??

Definitely there must be a little truth and a little lies in what she says but who cares... Her behavior only shows the kinda bitterness in her, some women have gone thru worst situation with men but you won't see dem vilifying the man on social media.

At the end she's only disgracing herself cos her child will see this when he grows up and don't forget the internet never forgets.

God save us from them and them from us

Las Las he will still get paid, so e no concern us

chiedozie198100:
to add to this, teachers coming to class with a cane is probably the most unfortunate practice in our school system.

how can u say u have come to educate me, but u come with an instrument that elicits fear in my mind. and u still want me to learn effectively?

LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND.

Bro, have you taught in a school before?
As a teacher, even if you don't wanna flog you'll be forced to. The pupils in public secondary school can frustrate your life. The only thing they fear and understand is the cane

By the way, small caning no dey kill pikin

Even the bible supports it

Be careful what you put on the internet

Cos the internet never forgets

femi4:
She needs salvation first before holy spirit

I thought she said she was saved when she became a Christian

Na wa for dis woman ooh

She thinks she painting her ex in a bad light but she's just disgracing herself and her child who will grow up to see all this...

I pray she receives the holy spirit and peace from God since she claims she's now born again

Cos from the look of things, she doesn't act like the holy spirit is in her

justdogitto:
Children of these days are not serious a bit..During my time ehn my mama go even beat and accuse me in advance for the sin wey I never even imagine of comitting..The thought of suicide never came to my mind..The only motivation was " mama shebi one day I go dey on my own then i will be free"
There was a even a day i stole the head of fish and quickly hid it when i saw her coming..i was not able to retrieve the stolen goods before i went on children camping at the church..My mama later discovered where i hid the fish..she came over to the church,her and the camp teacher brought me out and used me as a sermon for" stealing is bad" througout the camping my new name became Ole ori eja(Fish head thief)

God bless your Mom

She be better mama

Sellfish:
All those mocking Somadina know nothing...

He deflowered Regina and left the remnants for Grandpa Nwoko...a pussy fvcked can never be unfvcked...

Even Nwoko's Money can't erase the fact that Somadina was down inside Regina before him, and if he is not careful, Somadina will continue to go down there

To get into the pants of a woman that Somadina will get into with just a sweet smile and indomie super pack, Nwoko will spend his Constituency's allocation to do same....

Somadina has lost nothing and gained much...He is first-to-cum in Regina, and has a high chance of still cuming inside her and even getting paid for it if Nwoko is not careful

Somadina is still handsome and if Vaginas even fresher than Regina's ancestral vagina is his problem in life, he will continue getting them easy...

Yes Money is Good...but being handsome and young isn't bad either....Money buys you remnants of what young handsome boys have eaten and moved on from ...Simple


Somadina is still young and has his life ahead of him...and God willing, he will never be as ugly as Nwoko even in his old age....And he may even end up richer than Nwoko later in life....

All things being equal, Soma has his life and boundless possibilities in front of him while Nwoko is 2 steps away from his grave and his coveted Regina's Vagina

You get sense mbok