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PoliticsRe: Anambra Governorship Election - Igbos In Lagos React (Video) by SpComedy: 2:37pm On Nov 15, 2017
The only way the people will hold the govt responsible is by boycotting their election, reasons is that in Nigeria every peaceful IPOB protest is termed violence, even the ones conducted online and social media and according to Nigerians every protest must be quelled by killing the protesting youths and burning their house...............

IPOB want to hold the government responsible as they are been advised by Afonjas, but they will do it through election boycott......................

Afonjas stop crying us a lagoon and focus on ur Oshogbo........


#NOELECTION........



Real meaning of BAE....... BOYCOTT ANAMBRA ELECTION
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Two Allegedly Shot As Police, Shi'ites Clash In Kano by SpComedy: 3:22pm On Nov 06, 2017
Mynd44:
This is not a clash. A clash is when one part has a means of fighting back this is just pointless killings due to religious intolerance.

Our security agents can do better than this
This one is also wailing............... Nigerians and people like mynd44 should start or learn how to start condemning evil............. When similar massacre were meted on IPOB the mods and other hate filled Nigerians, including this one I QUOTE, were quick to call it CLASHES.................. What goes around comes around....... RIP to the death........ May your God fight for you, no trust in our legal system................... WELCOME TO THE ZOO
PoliticsRe: Avengers Return, Vow To Continue Pipeline Bombing by SpComedy: 4:11pm On Nov 03, 2017
The High Command of the Niger Delta Avengers wishes to bring to the notice of the International Community and the general public that there is no such militant group with the nomenclature, "Reformed Niger Delta Avengers"; it is not operated by any of our operatives but a money making tool in the hands of certain disgruntled Niger Deltan political jobbers in connivance with top government functionaries of the Buhari led Nigerian Government.
The Intelligence Unit of the NDA has gathered from our sources in the Nigerian Government that the operatives of the said Reformed Niger Delta Avengers are some fraudsters from the Niger Delta region working with government functionaries like the office of the Director General of DSS, office of National Security Adviser and office of the Minister of Transport. The chain of Niger Delta fraudsters is which been led by one Richard Akinaka, Myke Loyibo and Famous Daunumugha and a host of others; has vowed to stop at nothing until they help the Nigerian Government to jeopardize the sincere efforts of the Niger Delta People at Economic, Social and Political freedom. To the elders of the Niger Delta, PANDEF, we warned you against the antics of the Nigerian Government yet you requested a chance to broker a new vision for our people; we told you and the rest of the world that the Nigerian Government is only interested in our oil wells and not our well being yet you told us the signs are different this time around. Instead of allowing us to continue our quest to bring the Nigerian economy to our targeted zero daily production, which recorded huge success; you threatened us with Tompolo to stop the struggle; out of respect for elders and not to the threat of Tompolo we adhered the call and halted our strike actions hoping you (PANDEF) would keep your own side of the bargain. The question to Tompolo and the PANDEF is to tell us what progress they achieved since we heeded your retrogressive call, to whose benefit is the move by Tompolo and the Niger Delta elders to impede a mission sanctioned by our ancestors and the Almighty? Tompolo, we want you to know that we never started this struggled with the intent of living forever but with our lives already offered for a sacrifice for a better Niger Delta. We invite you to come after us with your total force as we are no longer ready to heed uninspiring advise from you or anyone else in the Niger Delta Region.

We have since lost faith in you (Tompolo) and PANDEF and have vowed never to heed any such retrogressive call or advise from you in the future; the recent disruption of the PANDEF 4th National Assembly by the Nigerian Government is the final evidence we needed to conclude that the Federal Government of Nigeria reserves not even a iota of respect for you (Tompolo) and the Niger Delta Elders as the position of the Nigerian Government is made emphatically known to the Niger Delta People that it's ONLY interest remains the flow of oil from our region to the Central Bank of Nigeria. We want to make it known to the PANDEF and the Nigeria government that our call for halt on "Operation Red Economy" is officially over. Some of us can still remember those good old days in camp 5 when you (Tompolo) were the general of Generals, you told us (the young combatants) then, that "we are the future of the total emancipation of the Niger Delta, that we should also know we are not fighting for ourselves rather we are fighting for the next generation". Sometimes we wonder where that charismatic General of Generals, has gone to. We bet, only you can answer dat question. We still believe in you but we are sorry, like you said 10yrs ago "we are the future of the total emancipation of our people"; and we have since chosen this path and never back out until the total emancipation of our people is achieved. We have just concluded head count of our operatives across the Country; we are pleased to announce that all our operatives are intact and focused; ready to implement instructions from the High Command of the NDA in the going few days.
To the Nigerian Government, we are aware of Egina FPSO built in South Korea by Samsung to be operated by Total Nigeria is one of the biggest FPSO built in South Korea has started it's voyage to the oil fields of the Niger Delta to further exploit us while our concerns are left unattended. We are presently tracking and monitoring it's movement; and God willing it shall not operate successfully in amidst the return of the fury of the Niger Delta Avengers. Message to the Oil Companies; Our next line of operation will not be like the 2016 campaign which we operated successfully without any casualties; this outing will be brutish, brutal and bloody, as we are shall crush everything we meet on our path to completely put off the fires that burn to flair gas in our communities and cut every pipe that moves crude away from our region. We can assure you that every oil installation in our region will feel warmth of the wrath of the Niger Delta Avengers.

To you the operators of the social media Avengers (RNDA), be reminded that the Niger Delta Avengers are not the same as the toothless and cowardly MEND; we are men of our words and may it resonance in thy ears and deep down your bowels and that of your partner's in government whose interest is the suffering of the people of the Niger Delta that we (The Niger Delta Avengers) are back and will not spare anything or anyone on our path to actualize a united and free Niger Delta. According to John F Kennedy; Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. Maj. Gen Murdoch Agbinibo. Spokesman
Culled from Twitter
EducationRe: Zombie Goldfish Is Still Swimming Around 3 Days After Having Its Head Bitten Off by SpComedy: 2:53pm On Oct 25, 2017
Is that one news? Some zombies has been swimming/thinking without head since 2015....... Hehehehe

PoliticsRe: IPOB Press Release: Judge Runs Away After Proscribing IPOB by SpComedy: 10:57pm On Oct 23, 2017
Running because of monkeypox vaccination
PoliticsRe: How Much Do You Need To Be Paid To Vote In Anambra? by SpComedy: 2:23pm On Oct 23, 2017
Obifive, Tony nwoshi, & obaezi, should all bring their children and relatives from abroad so they can vote for them that day..................... Anambrarians are voting OFE NSALA & MMANYA HERO
PoliticsRe: Should Nigerian Repatriate Over 1000 Turkish Leaving In Nigerian ??... by SpComedy: 12:01pm On Oct 23, 2017
If they are already LEAVING in Nigeria, why repatriate them?
CelebritiesRe: The Sexy Photos Of This 18-year-old Instagram Beauty Will Blow You Away! by SpComedy: 8:29am On Oct 23, 2017
Why blow me away when she is not Bruce lee
PoliticsRe: Breaking News:nnamdi KANU Found In Afaraukwu Forest Praying For Forgiveness by SpComedy: 6:13pm On Oct 19, 2017
News worthy, mynd44 move to front page
CelebritiesRe: The 16 Yrs Old Girl Rumored To Died In Delta Is Alive It's All Prank (pics) by SpComedy: 11:45pm On Oct 14, 2017
Buried on Nairaland, active on Facebook.............. Una weldone oooooo
RomanceRe: How Do I Look? Slay Mama Lands Herself In Trouble by SpComedy: 11:35pm On Oct 14, 2017
pack of mud
PoliticsRe: Jacob Zuma Bags Chieftaincy Title In Imo, Nigeria (Photos, Video) by SpComedy: 3:31pm On Oct 14, 2017
Zuma bags political chieftaincy title in Imo State, a title conferred to him by the political-traditional ruler of Imo State and his fellow goons Okorocha and Obasanjo................ In Igbo land, titles are given on proven merit and it's never political
PoliticsRe: Governor Fayose Joins Muslims For Jumaat Prayers In Ekiti Mosque (Photos) by SpComedy: 1:55pm On Oct 14, 2017
Akissani:
One painful truth is dat dae igbos will run away from this thread. But if it has been dat it was Rochas dat did this silly thing, you would have seen them masturbating over the thread
Igbos are not interested in your Afonja life (Every yoruba Christian is a potential Muslim) Igbos criticize their own in other to keep them on their feet..................
PoliticsRe: Delta Women Protest Destruction Of Their Crops By Fulani Herdsmen (Pics) by SpComedy: 4:03pm On Oct 09, 2017
But according to mynd44 tsetse fly is biting them and their cows............. It also seem like it's not raining in the North................ RUBBISH
PoliticsRe: Kenneth Ugochukwu Asks Court To Arrest, Repatriate Nnamdi Kanu From UK by SpComedy: 9:53pm On Oct 08, 2017
Relative? Kenneth Lai Ugochukwu should ask the Fg to produce Kanu on the 17th oct. cos everyone is interested and most are waiting
PoliticsRe: Gov Obiano Got Cold Reception In A Major Market In Anambra. Picture/video by SpComedy: 9:03pm On Oct 08, 2017
Obiano and his fellow killers will be shocked come Nov. 18 , until then, they are free to kill and cheer the killers but Anambra will speak out come Nov.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zambia Match: Five Feared Dead In Uyo Stadium by SpComedy: 9:03am On Oct 08, 2017
ZOO oooh ZOO the ZOO, what a crocodile smile
CultureRe: Ooni Disagrees With FG, Says IPOB Not A Terrorist Group by SpComedy: 2:49am On Oct 07, 2017
Its funny the Ooni want us to believe that those IPOB members that were killed in cold blood by Nigeria military since 2015 to date were fighting for a united and should be forgotten? No no no, we Igbos value life and we must avenge their death by fighting and getting what they died for.......which is definitely not a one nigeria
PoliticsRe: More Trouble For Nnamdi Kanu As President Buhari Moves To Enforce Forfeiture Of by SpComedy: 11:49pm On Oct 05, 2017
Akuko n' egwu , they should produce him before the court and stop foaming in the mouth
PoliticsRe: Protesters Flood UK Embassy Abuja, Insist UK Must Produce Nnamdi Kanu by SpComedy: 2:50pm On Oct 05, 2017
These jobless individuals should go and ask the Nigeria military where they (killed) kept kanu and they must produce him in court..... few weeks to the drama
Music/RadioRe: NBC Shuts Down Show On Radio Discussing "Asaba Massacre" by SpComedy:
According to mynd4 it is not a massacre, it was just a friendly fight carnival between the Asaba people and the Nigerian murderous military, you know it was raining in the north and tsetse fly was biting their gun so they decided to move down Asaba and hold a carnival.........

@Chxta stop wailing because according to yoruba muslims, discussing Nigeria history is HATE SPEECH.
PoliticsRe: Ibe Kachukwu Is A Greedy Man by SpComedy: 6:31am On Oct 05, 2017
lordsterlin:
You were the executive vice president at Exxon Mobile. The President of your country appointed you the GMD of the country's petroleum apex body. Later, he made you a minister of state for same petroleum ministry, and, to show he can't trust you, arrogated the position of the main minister to himself. You remained there. You flexed muscle a little, until you were asked to vacate the office of the GMD to become only a mere minister of state. Yet you remained there. Right now, you're not allowed to see the president, your employer, for a face-to-face chat, and the new GMD is making things difficult for you. You're still there.

When I meet many Nigerian elders and elites, I usually only laugh with them, shake hands and make small talk with them. But deep inside of me, I don't have respect for them, at all. These guys don't have strong life principles. It's all about the now for them. Their greediness is horrifying.

How many of them have turned down offers from Nigerian government like Chinua Achebe in protest against the poor state of governance? How many of them have resigned honourably like Barth Nnaji, the former minister of power? And it's not as if when they turn down these offers or resign they'll become poor--no, they're already made men. But greed and avarice will not let them be great.

When you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. I don't take Nigerian elders and elites very seriously. Nothing really good can come from many of them. Bunch of prejudiced, greedy, myopic old men.

FEMI BANJO
Written by a yoruba muslim
PoliticsRe: The Hypocrisy Of LAWCONS That Called For Ipob's Lawyer Arrest by SpComedy: 11:28pm On Oct 04, 2017
I trust Nnamdi Kanu's lawyer, he is brave enough to ignore those charge and bail lawyers, got many ikpe to kpee
PoliticsRe: The Thread Of Nigeria's Unity by SpComedy: 8:09pm On Oct 04, 2017
sheDD:
oga I cares
Lol manest
PoliticsRe: What Is Responsible For The Reduction In Herdsmen-Farmers Conflict? by SpComedy: 3:52pm On Oct 04, 2017
October 2016 killings, oops i forgot it was raining in the south and they moved up north and it rained their bullets, the fact is that they stopped killing for some reasons and this reason of yours is definitely not one of it
Mynd44:
Shows how much you know. When the rains come, most if these nomads go up north due to the return of vegetation up north and the presence of tsetseflies down south and with the herdsmen, the criminals among them hiding and disguising as herdsmen move.

The struggle between herdsmen and farmers can only be solved when herdsmen are able to source for food without going far away. Which was why Audu Ogbeh suggested importing high quality grasses which can survive the dry season up north which prevents herdsmen from going south to bother farmers or even farmers in the north.

Putting cattle in ranches is just going to cause meat scarcity in Nigerian. Ranch them up north, no food for 6 months each year.

Ranch them in the south, tsetsefly kills substantial amounts of them. Only solution is alternative feeding
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/10/17/herdsmen-attack-military-outpost-kill-20-in-kaduna/

You nd co. deleted the first thread made by this Ipoblogic where questions concerning Ipob and its struggle were answered with logic and intellect...... you bd co should hide your faces in shame and push more boobs and snake thread to FP
PoliticsRe: The Thread Of Nigeria's Unity by SpComedy: 2:23pm On Oct 04, 2017
if Nigeria wanna burn, let it burn, no one cares
PoliticsRe: Group Threatens To Occupy "Irresponsible" UK Embassy Over Kanu Whereabout by SpComedy: 9:17am On Oct 02, 2017
Occupy and create more awareness, occupy and bruise the little relationship the zoo have with Uk, occupy and draw more sympathy to Kanu and his struggle, occupying is still a win win to IPOB and its leader.
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Senator Abaribe Speaks On Nnamdi Kanu, Possible Arrest Over IPOB Leader by SpComedy: 2:06pm On Sep 29, 2017
The murderous Nig. Army should produce him in court, since they cant wait till Oct.17 , they invaded the his house and possibly killed him and his parents and relatives............. They should help us produce him in court
PoliticsRe: No October 1st No Celebration In Nigeria by SpComedy: 1:59pm On Sep 29, 2017
Oct. 1st is just a happy new month for me

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