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HFOG:
My God, how did I end up with this man as my brother?

best of both worlds

HFOG:
*wipes away tears* Even so come Lord Jesus

wait first o, I never marry like una

Make him wait small

LordReed:
LoL, na play we dey na.

I know na, but una inspiration no get bounds

LordReed:
So why you wan con cry? No goat in heaven just like no sickness or sadness. Rejoice for your (goat) tribulations shall be for a (short) while! LoL

Abeg o, e no short like you talk am o

HFOG:
ok na. You don chop snake before?

No o, but my landlord then for ekiti been dey chop am including toad abi frog

HFOG:
Then talk abi make we beg you

talk wetin again na. Talk don finish.


I dey find my rib now

LordReed:
Ehn?

you people are worded too mouthed

HFOG:
That won't suffice. *rubs eyes and brings out handkerchief in preparation to wail*

wail. Chill down ma. Make we chop God's creation for earth here o

HFOG:
You know I'm always all ears. Me don't want to intrude. E bi like say I just dey pokenose since. Big bro is also here. You've all you need I think.

sure I trust. My people won't let me down

No be intrude sha

LordReed:
I will comfort you and say there are no goats in heaven LoL!

these kind people. Where una commot from o

HFOG:
Always sufficient. God'll keep us all within the boundaries of His love

the no easy part also need talking o. E NO EASY

LordReed:
That means dem dey born pikin yafuyafu, so goat meat still boku.

No be play born pikin o. To make am more fun the villagers no dey like to kill goat o

HFOG:
Your appetite needs a formatting. First goat meat then this...smh

I like sweet things sha

HFOG:
Na you understand wetin you dey talk.

I mean the channel no easy but Grace still dey o. God's grace

LordReed:
LoL. Na when goat meat finish for this world na im I go forget.

enough goat dey ekiti and kwara dey run carelessly the last time I was there o

HFOG:
No dull yourself. Malt dey before you accuse me of not offering you.

my second drink after coke

HFOG:
Not at all. Make I also tackle you. You dey celibacy channel like big bro?

not the forced one like reverends o

LordReed:
How can I forget. Specialist plus goat meat!

some people will be frowning by now

LordReed:
Gbam! Extra turkey for you.

I trust.

HFOG:
Ope o. E bi like say una don abandon goat abi? Faithful God

that one dey standby

HFOG:
Interesting. True confession. *readjusts sitting position* Listening to you brother.

see as the story dey sweet

HFOG:
I dey see o. E easy to dey yankee?

Tor. My big bros money is talking

LordReed:
Thank you my brother.

just remember when the time reach say na both of us persevere o

HFOG:
If I hear. No be only planning na scheduling. Can a married man be with his wife and form celibacy in the name of family planning? Impossicant!

Wetin again you been want make I talk na

HFOG:
Wow! She go don turn big girl before they land. This is pleasant news indeed. How much is the bill, big bro?

you no dey see her puff puff cheek ni

HFOG:
There's freedom in the family to ask anything. Na you no wan use your blank cheque

I go begin use am o. You go hear from me soon

LordReed:
Is there any race shorter than 100m? That's the one time should run o! LoL

I'm with you on this one big bros.

LordReed:
Yeah I am home. Come and see DD trying to sit up today! She almost threw herself off the bed. LoL

Yeah dig away but you will pay o!

they have sent my bros video to laugh over. Time do run for LordReed sake o

LordReed:
She dey follow me so my she dey see my posts. Na today I post about celibacy although I don talk am before for another thread.

Oh. Ok

LordReed:
Naa, this was way before I got married.

hmm. How aunty HFOG dey go dig out your past like this na

LordReed:
For week day it is. I'm not so active on weekdays until after work.

What do you wanna know about that story?

na family planning maybe

HFOG:
Just returned home. Feels cool to have less to do. Went to school. Met with staff. Crosschecked their records. Compilation continues tomorrow. Big bro don't mind us we've not digitalized our computation process. Little by little we'll get there, you hear?

big bros could design a software for you guys

LordReed:
Top of the day to you.

how was work today?