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Elantracey:
hehehe am still lookin for the bent girl here o

big brother's koboko hasn't touched you yet I see

Elantracey:
No o , I hate goat meat and we don't even eat it in my house.

na forming o. She hasn't eaten asun before na

LordReed:
I am sure he will bring ram or goat suya when he is coming home. LoL

with fura as dessert

LordReed:
Mm HFOG don't spoil this geh o! This is not how our village people used to pamper us o!

not small pampering o. But we'll help straighten her up

Elantracey:
I bet I can pound better than you , so look for something else to make mouth

let my aunt be the judge o. The one you pounded yesterday we all couldn't eat it remember, big bros almost turned the toilet to his room last night

HFOG:
Says who? Una don drive my daughter commot abi?

No o, she wan check the food for fire

HFOG:
My lord pls come o

not today, tomorrow

HFOG:
Is that Queen's English? Anyway my baby can defend herself. Just let me know if she's getting too technical to handle. Cause me trust her

I tot you meant the queen in Yoruba land

Elantracey:
why can't you ? oh I forgot you're just too lazy

aunty, she just called me lazy o. Didn't you tell her how much of yam I pounded today?

LordReed:
Dr HFOG UN UNICEF WHO consultant.

So I guess cow eaters turn to malu? LoL

Abi o

HFOG:
Yes o I've missed behaving like a goat unlike some goat eaters...

for your mind. That's what wifey has been feeding big bro with that make him tall o

HFOG:
eya. Sorry jare. Baby dey cook. She fit serve come your end o

I dey wait o. Patiently

LordReed:
OK you've convinced me I won't let you babysit DD again, you dey fear make dem leave you with pikin. LoL

anything for my big bros.

How long you say una wan go vacation sef? Double the time. I dey

HFOG:
Berra. No go do long handshake with my ma'am o like big bro cause me no trust you

them never introduce reach me na

HFOG:
Where you?

I dey here o. E just dawn on me say I no chop anything better today o

HFOG:
Wetin una dey find for that meat wey get yeye smell. Baddest meat ever!

you have so missed

Elantracey:
hello sir LordReed pleased to meet you * stretches out my hand *

you're stretching hand to big brother? You're supposed to dòbalè

LordReed:
DD is a good geh eya eya o!

I know o. But....

Elantracey:
hmmmm


Just so much work , it was as if they have been waiting for me to come home so they could transfer all the chores to me.

that's why you're mumcy daughter. Did you expect me your nephew to do it for you?

HFOG:
Uncle Specialist na my pikin you dey talk to so. Dey well oh! She be correct ajebo unlike me so pls speak queen's English to her as she's one. Ok?

OK aunt. Noted

#inqueenelizabethsvoice

LordReed:
From inside belle I don dey drag her ear make she hear word. LoL

them no dey hear word for some areas o

LordReed:
Go where na? Who dey watch 2nd division when premier league dey play? LoL

die hard fans o. I don tell you o

Elantracey:
see this old man o , you don see where mama dey prefer her nephew to her own pikin ?

see jjc o. Stay there.

We have tayed together o

LordReed:
Change go where? Na me siddon for chairman seat kanmpe LoL.

your eyes go clear when them return

HFOG:
I still did not read anything

choi, better believe

LordReed:
Wella. As far as DD no wan chop my enter my portion I no go drag. LoL

make we dey see. Attention don divide from you small sha

LordReed:
LoL! I am kinda reticent about stuff like that. It seems boastful sometimes to me.

Abi na high school sweet heart

LordReed:
LoL! Na me get yam con get knife too.

power don dey change hands for now o. Until she marry

Elantracey:
and she nor tell me say I get cousin for here o

HFOG Abeg come clarify something here o

Since when I begin get cousin na, why you dey țry drag attention of my aunt from me na

LordReed:
Unless na goat meat and pepper soup she begin chop me and her no go drag. LoL.

you no dey chop those?

LordReed:
Wey you dey go? C'mon sit down there!

Big bros has spake abi spark. Sorry spoke

Sit down jor

LordReed:
If I talk wetin I see before I marry her you go think say I dey form spiri koko. Flesh of my flesh, bone of my bone, sa fini.

which kind wahala na. Anyways I go come for tutorials soon. Make I fit see bone of my bone as soon as possible