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HFOG:
:-( You know I always excuse myself once I'm feeling sleepy.

you know big bro was talking and as it's our custom to obey first

HFOG:
lol. Isn't the chat disturbing my sleep. Seriously. I usually sleep off on chats alot. But my mind's too busy and I think I know why

free your mind and sleep. Our lord will show morrow

LordReed:
Specialist Elantracey make we let this woman sleep. Good night guys talk to you later.

OK. Gudnite family

HFOG:
Try to remember again. You missed it

the hunger that caught me in traffic on my return wasn't friendly o

LordReed:
Chei! You wey we ask say you no go chop you dey form not hungry. Ha Specialist!

ah, I no remember say that option been also dey plate o.

LordReed:
Ah I fear before o. She's doing well. You won't believe what she's doing at the moment.

I hope she isn't reading our conversation

HFOG:
Don't want to wake him. Sent him an SMS he hasn't replied or called. Me think he's slept off.

hmm. Somebody is missing somebody.

But I didn't say anything

LordReed:
You wey dey form ajebutter, Schweppes please. LoL

them no ask me if I go chop na. Una talk drink

Elantracey:
Before , you don see where begger dey get choice?

food in my aunt's house is my right

Elantracey:
hmmmm I feel butterflies in my stomach .



where aunt ? I guess she must be in bed with you now

butterflies ko, worms ni. Better go de-worm yourself.


Mummy Elantracey has gone to bed I suppose

Elantracey:
you see am na , if I nor give you food now you go complain .

so because you give me food make I no complain?

LordReed:
You know na.

you come leave souvenir for the plate for me

Elantracey:
your taste glands dey misfunction abi

you use pepper cook this food abi you use food cook pepper?

I need water o

Elantracey:
Wetin be small

na my verdict I give na

LordReed:
Chai! You have captured me finish! Just tell me there is chicken or turkey inside, lemme dance ajasco.

as you rush finish the chicken before I come that day

Elantracey:
nor worri the food go reach everybody

OK. This food sweet small sha

Elantracey:
oh uncle , you surely will enjoy it

what of cousin o? Na only uncle you focus on shey

Elantracey:
that na you na

I just dey inform you ahead

LordReed:
Okay sorry mummy Elantracey, I will be nice.

Elan honey come and give your uncle a hug and let's enjoy the dinner you made.

Mummy Elantracey! Hahahahahaha

The dinner no go pass me sha

HFOG:
Say the truth and shame the devil

devil, shame o

HFOG:
Proves my theory right yet big bro was busy calling me prof. Smh

what theory o?

HFOG:
Pls keep you goatfulness sir to yourself! Leave my baby outta it.

allow my cousin enjoy God's creation na. She's already considering it o

Aunty, even you go chop this asun sef.

HFOG:
Sweets, not you. They're beside themselves meeting you tonight. They can't contain their joy. They've heard so much about you that what's making them mis-yarn. No worries, they'll reset to normal once they have a good night rest, ok? Stay sweet as always. Don't let no one make you feel bad. You're my best!

all na wash wash

Elantracey:
hehehe such aroma don't move me o

aroma that moved me from parade to mammy wey army almost double me up then

Elantracey:
kai , mummy na your pikin them dey call crayfish so o.

na dried fish sef but you yourself classify yourself as crayfish ;p

LordReed:
Stop o! Or I go run leave Una for here. Hunger don dey catch me.

No worry. You go chop them for dream

Elantracey:
hmmmm sounds nice but since goat meat is involved its still a no.

the aroma alone will drag you from Lagos to abuja

LordReed:
Chai! You don make suya and furs hungry me now, I dey feel like say make I run go out to Yahuza go buy suya and furs now now.

not without me

HFOG:
Na you dey torment me so? Make I kuku leave my daughter with una as she no follow me dey fear face plus she get mouth pass me.

na pampering cause am. The mouth go seal soon

HFOG:
Anu e se mi

or you want masa?

LordReed:
Small small na im dem dey take bend stock fish wey don dry make e no break.

tell her for me.

Cousin, you see abi

Elantracey:
a beg Wetin be asun?

it's a meat abi meal prepared using goat meat. I ate it in camp at ekiti. Very tasty I must confess. I'd not eaten such spiced goat meat until that time